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- In about one second, you will hear a man say "shut up." 00:00
- Shut up! 00:03
- Stupid! 00:09
- Can you shut the hell up?! I'm trying to get ready for my 00:18
job interview. 00:20
- This stupid turtle on a cloud keeps killing me! 00:20
It's not even possible to sit on a cloud! 00:24
God, this game is stupid! 00:27
- Come on, man, it's not that hard. 00:29
Wow, you do suck at this game. 00:38
- God! 00:40
- Come on, man, it was just a joke. 00:42
You can't even get past the turtle on a cloud? 00:47
Ha! You suck at everything! 00:50
- Shut up, Ian! I swear on my eternal love for Princess 00:51
Peach, I'll make you pay for what you've done! 00:58
Ian? 01:09
- Balls! 01:13
Balls! Balls! Balls! 01:17
Balls! Balls! Balls! 01:20
- Are you okay, man? 01:27
- Yeah, I just had some kind of weird muscle spasm 01:28
and punched myself in the head a bunch of times. 01:31
Anyway, I gotta go to my job interview. 01:33
- Balls! 01:36
- Balls? 01:38
- Nothing I just scream "balls" whenever I feel pain. 01:40
- Good to know. 01:43
Good luck with your interview. 01:48
- Ian, I've gotta say ... 01:51
out of all the people I've interviewed for this job ... 01:53
There's something about you I really like. Why don't you tell 01:56
me a little bit about why you'd like to be a substitute teacher? 01:59
- Well I really, really love ... 02:02
Balls! 02:04
Sorry, what I meant to say is 02:08
that I really love working with kids ... 02:10
Balls! 02:12
- Excuse me? 02:13
- No, nothing. I think I just have something wrong with my ... 02:16
Balls! 02:19
- You know, maybe we should take this up a different time. 02:21
Why don't you plan on coming back? ... 02:23
- Balls! 02:24
Oh my god! I'm so sorry! 02:37
I'm so sorry! 02:38
- This is boring. 02:44
Hey, do you think I could get a voodoo doll of myself? 02:49
Sweeeeeet. 02:56
- Dude, I got the job. 03:00
He said he really loved my energy. 03:03
- Oh yeah, you know I like that. 03:05
- Hey Anthony, I was just wondering if you ... 03:10
Why are you play with that little kids doll? 03:11
- It's not a little kids doll! It's a voodoo doll! 03:13
- Oh my God. Anthony, I can't see! 03:16
- Wait, did you say something about a voodoo doll? 03:18
- Yeah. 03:22
- Then that means ... 03:25
Oh dude ... 03:27
Were you fondling yourself through your own voodoo doll? 03:28
- I was just curious. 03:31
It feels like someone else is doing it, you know? Like that one time 03:33
you said you sat on your hand for a really long time and then ... 03:36
- Okay. You know we don't need to talk about that right now. 03:40
- So is it gay if I fondle myself through my own voodoo doll? 03:45
- Yeah. 03:50
- So uh ... 03:51
These things actually work? 03:53
Balls! 03:55
Wait ... 03:57
- Oh god! Dude, what was that for?! 04:01
- You where trying to sabotage my job interview! 04:03
- Balls. 04:07
- I don't want to have to kill you. 04:24
- Me neither. 04:25
- We should just get rid of these things. 04:32
- What if we tried trading these for a voodoo doll of someone else? 04:34
- Okay, who the hell gave you these? 04:38
- Him. 04:40
- Hey, turtle cloud guy... 04:45
Can I trade this for a voodoo doll of Ke$ha? 04:47
Oh come on. Please give me one. 04:49
Please, please ... 04:51
- To see bloopers from this video and more 04:58
click the link in the description below! 05:01
- It's about balls. 05:04
- Thanks for Subscribing! 05:05
Add to favorites if you hate that turtle shell cloud guy too! 05:07
And click "Dislike" if you're a dick! 05:10

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[English]
- In about one second, you will hear a man say "shut up."
- Shut up!
- Stupid!
- Can you shut the hell up?! I'm trying to get ready for my
job interview.
- This stupid turtle on a cloud keeps killing me!
It's not even possible to sit on a cloud!
God, this game is stupid!
- Come on, man, it's not that hard.
Wow, you do suck at this game.
- God!
- Come on, man, it was just a joke.
You can't even get past the turtle on a cloud?
Ha! You suck at everything!
- Shut up, Ian! I swear on my eternal love for Princess
Peach, I'll make you pay for what you've done!
Ian?
- Balls!
Balls! Balls! Balls!
Balls! Balls! Balls!
- Are you okay, man?
- Yeah, I just had some kind of weird muscle spasm
and punched myself in the head a bunch of times.
Anyway, I gotta go to my job interview.
- Balls!
- Balls?
- Nothing I just scream "balls" whenever I feel pain.
- Good to know.
Good luck with your interview.
- Ian, I've gotta say ...
out of all the people I've interviewed for this job ...
There's something about you I really like. Why don't you tell
me a little bit about why you'd like to be a substitute teacher?
- Well I really, really love ...
Balls!
Sorry, what I meant to say is
that I really love working with kids ...
Balls!
- Excuse me?
- No, nothing. I think I just have something wrong with my ...
Balls!
- You know, maybe we should take this up a different time.
Why don't you plan on coming back? ...
- Balls!
Oh my god! I'm so sorry!
I'm so sorry!
- This is boring.
Hey, do you think I could get a voodoo doll of myself?
Sweeeeeet.
- Dude, I got the job.
He said he really loved my energy.
- Oh yeah, you know I like that.
- Hey Anthony, I was just wondering if you ...
Why are you play with that little kids doll?
- It's not a little kids doll! It's a voodoo doll!
- Oh my God. Anthony, I can't see!
- Wait, did you say something about a voodoo doll?
- Yeah.
- Then that means ...
Oh dude ...
Were you fondling yourself through your own voodoo doll?
- I was just curious.
It feels like someone else is doing it, you know? Like that one time
you said you sat on your hand for a really long time and then ...
- Okay. You know we don't need to talk about that right now.
- So is it gay if I fondle myself through my own voodoo doll?
- Yeah.
- So uh ...
These things actually work?
Balls!
Wait ...
- Oh god! Dude, what was that for?!
- You where trying to sabotage my job interview!
- Balls.
- I don't want to have to kill you.
- Me neither.
- We should just get rid of these things.
- What if we tried trading these for a voodoo doll of someone else?
- Okay, who the hell gave you these?
- Him.
- Hey, turtle cloud guy...
Can I trade this for a voodoo doll of Ke$ha?
Oh come on. Please give me one.
Please, please ...
- To see bloopers from this video and more
click the link in the description below!
- It's about balls.
- Thanks for Subscribing!
Add to favorites if you hate that turtle shell cloud guy too!
And click "Dislike" if you're a dick!

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Vocabulary Meanings

stupid

/ˈstjuːpɪd/

B1
  • adjective
  • - having or showing a lack of good sense or judgment.

interview

/ˈɪntərvjuː/

B2
  • noun
  • - a formal meeting to assess someone's suitability for a job or role.

possible

/ˈpɒsəbl/

B1
  • adjective
  • - capable of happening or being done.

eternal

/ɪˈtɜːnl/

C1
  • adjective
  • - lasting or existing forever; without end.

spasm

/spæzəm/

B2
  • noun
  • - a sudden, involuntary contraction of a muscle or group of muscles.

substitute

/ˈsʌbstɪtjuːt/

B2
  • adjective
  • - used or serving in place of another.

energy

/ˈenədʒi/

A2
  • noun
  • - the strength and vitality required for sustained physical or mental activity.

voodoo

/ˈvuːduː/

B2
  • noun
  • - a religion developed among the African descendants in the Caribbean, combining African beliefs with Roman Catholicism.

fondling

/ˈfɒndlɪŋ/

C1
  • verb
  • - touch or stroke gently and affectionately.

sabotage

/ˈsæbətɑːʒ/

B2
  • verb
  • - deliberately destroy, damage, or obstruct (something), especially for political or military advantage.

bloopers

/ˈbluːpərz/

B1
  • noun
  • - a humorous mistake made on television or in a film.

dick

/dɪk/

C1
  • noun
  • - (vulgar) a contemptible person.

curious

/ˈkjʊəriəs/

B1
  • adjective
  • - eager to know or learn something.

trading

/ˈtreɪdɪŋ/

B1
  • verb
  • - exchange (something) for another thing.

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