– English Lyrics

Lyrics & Translation

[English]

- Well let's do this thing, Oh yeah dig it!

So I'm the type of person that likes to get a lot done

generally speaking, the more I can get done in one day,

the better I feel.

But sometimes, oh man.

Sometimes I legitimately can't find

the slightest shred of motivation

to get up and do anything.

And unfortunately, I had a day

just like this earlier this week.

So in an attempt to break out of that funk,

I experimented and found some quick and easy tricks

that actually did work for me.

So if this ever happens to you, keep watching because

I'm about to give you five ways to get motivated.

I"m going to pump you up La lawl!

Number one is get energized,

now there are some websites out there

that try to tell you that

you need all these fruits and veggies,

and a whole clean diet change to get your energy.

Bitch ain't nobody got time for that!

I need motivation now not

six months from now mother fucker.

So we have an easy fix for that.

Woo!

Now don't have too many energy drinks

cause they can get addictive.

Hold on I just need one more!

(panting) Yeah,ahh see

and they say that they're side effects to energy drinks.

I'm gonna punch babies...

okay step on complete.

Number two is get happy.

In other words, stop being a grumpy fuck.

No seriously though, this isn't as hard as it might sound,

what makes you happy baby?

Do you like cuddly things?

They're so cute and cuddly... (laughs) joy!

Maybe you have a favorite food,

bagel mmmmmmm

How bout listening to your favorite songs?

Whatever it is, surround yourself with it,

and you'll start being happier.

Number three is get support.

Sometimes you need a little help from others to get going,

if you need a morale boost, just call your friend,

your mama, whatever works for you baby.

Just don't literally call out, "Help me!"

Cause, it's not like anyone's just gonna

magically show up.

- (male voice) da ta ta ta,

- What?

- Did someone call for help?

- What, what are you

- I'm motivation man.

- No you're Eugene in a cape.

And it's not even a cape, it's a blanket.

- Who told you?

Number four is get real.

You have to be realistic with your goals

I mean Rome wasn't built in a day.

For me personally, I don't like to

focus on the end goal, because I find it intimidating.

Instead, I like to focus on what I can accomplish right now.

You know, start small, smaller, smaller,

even smaller, there you go.

For example, my goal is not to eat all the candy

that I bought to hand out to the kids

before Halloween happens.

So, I'm going to have

just one little bite and be done with it.

Oh my!

(male cheerfully singing)

(heavy breathing)

Learn from my mistakes.

And number five, get confident.

Probably the single most important thing

is for you to actually believe

that you can do what you're setting out to do.

Please don't be one of those people that's like,

"Well, I don't really know what the outcome's gonna be.

"I'm not really sure. I've never done that before,

""I don't know if this or that..."

Stop babbling mother fucker.

Get confident and believe that you can do

what you wanna do and you will be able to do it.

And I will prove it to you.

I believe that I can drink this entire bag of milk

in less than 30 seconds, let's do this.

Motivation! It's so cold! It's so cold!

Anyways, I hope you liked this video guys,

if you wanna add me to Facebook and Twitter,

the links to those will be on the screen

and in the description, along with all my other

social networking sites.

And other than that, I'll see you guys next Saturday

with a brand new video. Peace!

Shaking from the monster.

(retro game noises)

Hey guys, thanks for watching my new video.

If you enjoyed it, please remember

to click the subscribe button, to subscribe to my channel,

I release new video every single Saturday.

And while you're at it, click the like button

and share this on Facebook and Twitter.

And if you've already done those things,

feel free to have a Monster but,

damn that's a lot of energy.

I got the shakes right now, just whaaaooo!

These are like the big ones too!,

don't overdo it man, you will have a heart attack.

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
legitimately /lɪˈdʒɪtɪmətli/ B2	adverb - in a genuine or real way
motivation /ˌmoʊtɪˈveɪʃən/ B1	noun - the reason or reasons one has for acting or behaving in a particular way
experimented /ɪkˈsperɪmentɪd/ B1	verb - tried out a new procedure, idea, or activity
addictive /əˈdɪktɪv/ B2	adjective - causing or enabling addiction
grumpy /ˈɡrʌmpi/ A2	adjective - bad-tempered and irritable
surround /səˈraʊnd/ B1	verb - be all around (someone or something)
support /səˈpɔːrt/ A2	noun - assistance or encouragement
realistic /ˌriːəˈlɪstɪk/ B1	adjective - accepting a situation as it is and being prepared to deal with it accordingly
intimidating /ɪnˈtɪmɪdeɪtɪŋ/ B2	adjective - causing fear or a feeling of inferiority
accomplish /əˈkɒmplɪʃ/ B1	verb - achieve or complete successfully
confident /ˈkɒnfɪdənt/ B1	adjective - feeling or showing confidence in oneself or one's abilities
babbling /ˈbæblɪŋ/ A2	verb - talk rapidly and unintelligibly
entire /ɪnˈtaɪər/ A2	adjective - whole; complete
shaking /ˈʃeɪkɪŋ/ A2	verb - trembling or quivering
release /rɪˈliːs/ B1	verb - allow or enable to escape from confinement
subscribe /səbˈskraɪb/ B1	verb - agree to receive something regularly

Key Grammar Structures

• Bitch ain't nobody got time for that!

  ➔ Contraction, colloquial language, negative construction, emphatic statement.

  ➔ The use of "ain't" and "bitch" demonstrates a very informal and emphatic tone. The sentence uses a negative construction ("ain't nobody got time...") to strongly express a lack of interest.

• No seriously though, this isn't as hard as it might sound.

  ➔ Modal verb ('might'), comparative adjective ('hard'), discourse marker ('though').

  ➔ "Might" expresses possibility. "As hard as it might sound" is a comparative construction indicating the task is perceived as less difficult than expected. "Though" adds a contrasting element.

• What makes you happy baby?

  ➔ Interrogative sentence, use of 'makes' as causative verb, vocative ('baby').

  ➔ The sentence is a direct question seeking information about sources of happiness. 'Makes' indicates what *causes* happiness. 'Baby' is a term of endearment used as a vocative.

• Just don't literally call out, "Help me!"

  ➔ Imperative with negative constraint ('don't'), direct speech, adverb of degree ('literally').

  ➔ The sentence gives a command *not* to do something. 'Literally' emphasizes that the speaker means the action should not be taken in a real, physical way. The quotation marks indicate direct speech.

• You have to be realistic with your goals

  ➔ Modal verb of obligation ('have to'), adjective ('realistic'), prepositional phrase ('with your goals').

  ➔ "Have to" expresses a necessity. The sentence advises being practical and achievable in setting objectives.