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[English]

Hey, I am Hilah, and I am cookin'.

Today I had a really rough day at work even though you think all I do is sit around and

talk to the Internet all day.

That's not true!

I am tired, and I am having a beer, and I am making buttermilk biscuits.

All right, I am going to show you how it's done.

I am just using the Joy of Cooking recipe, and I have got flour, baking soda, baking

salt, why I do keep doing that, baking powder, and salt in my little sifter that my momma

gave me.

I have this in my life since I was a wee baby.

That's why it's all rusty and prairie dog looking.

So I am gonna sift that together.

C'mon lumps, and then it says to add four to six tablespoons of butter.

I am going to use six because I like dying.

I am going to show you a little trick so the thing about biscuits is that you're supposed

to like cut the butter into the flour so that you end up with tiny little pieces of butter

coated in flour and that's what makes them light and fluffy like you don't want to melt

the butter.

So I have this butter frozen, and I am gonna use my cheese grater and I am gonna just grate

into my flour, and then I end up with little pieces already.

All right, so whatever, I guess this is about five tablespoons, but I am tired of grating

butter.

I am stopping because more than enjoying dying I enjoy cutting corners, so there we go, five

tablespoons of butter.

Now I am going to use my fork and just kind of toss it around to get my little butter

shreds coated in flour.

All right, so whoa!

I am getting crazy up in here with some buttermilk biscuits.

All right, so I got my butter chunks, my butter fragments evenly coated.

Now I am going to get my little paws in there and sort of break it up a little more.

I don't want to melt the butter and my hands are hot baby, so I am just going to use my

fingertips and try not to mess with it too much.

All right, so I got my business happening.

I got some little chunks of butter about the size of peas.

I am gonna make a little dip in the middle of my pile of flour and I am gonna put my

buttermilk in all at once, one thing or nothing.

Wait, I mean all or nothing, it's what I meant to say, okay.

Here we go.

All right, now I am just going to mix it with a big spoon efficiently, and not too much,

just enough to just get sort of all the flour moist with the buttermilk, and sort of starting

to come together into a ball, and that's it.

Now is where things start to get messy.

Just get your little hands in there, sort of get it formed into a ball, and then I am

gonna throw it out on my board which I am gonna flour first and roll it out cuttin'

some biscuits.

Set that aside, and the reason you don't want to screw with it too much or get it real hot

is because you don't want gluten to form and gluten is a protein that's in the wheat that

forms long strands which is what makes bread chewy and delicious but is the enemy of light

and flaky biscuits and pie crust.

Every last little bit of butter.

All right, that looks pretty good.

And just delicately, delicately roll it out to about half an inch or so.

Probably should have a ruler.

That looks good.

All right, now I have a little biscuit cutter and I am gonna start cutting out some biscuits.

This is about two inches.

You can do bigger or smaller, whatevs, let's keep it easy guys.

All right, and when you cut your biscuits, you don't want to push and turn.

You just want to push and give it a little shimmy because when you turn it, all those

little delicious flaky layers that you just created with your butter and all that stuff

get sort of twisted on the edges and it might not rise as much, so just straight down, shake

it to loosen it, and then we're going to put this on an ungreased cookie sheet.

I am gonna make one last little funky shape, not quite big enough, all right, and with

the scraps you can re-roll them, but just keep in mind those biscuits are not going

to be as light and fluffy as the originals because that gluten will start to form and

they get a little tough, but that's okay because you have some people coming over that you

don't really like very much and give them those funky ass biscuits.

I am not even gonna roll it.

I am just gonna mash it.

It's how I do it with those people I don't like very much coming over eatin' my biscuits.

All right, if I haven't said it already, I am gonna pop these babies in a 450 degree

oven for 12-15 minutes, oh snap!

All right, my biscuits are done.

Damn!

Those look goods.

But I don't know what to do with all these biscuits!

Biscuits are not supper!

FREAKZONE: Freakzone!

Cut, cut.

I am sorry.

I was drinking a little bit too much during that episode and sometimes when I drink my

little buddy Freakzone shows up but somehow he always knows right when I am about to throw

up.

It's amazing.

He's uncanny.

Anyway, Freakzone showed up.

He gets a little out of control.

He is an alcoholic and he's hard to handle and he's just like pure sexual energy and

so what happened after this, we shot it.

We filmed it.

I can't really show it on the regular Internet because it's just, it's really too weird,

so if you want to see it, I am gonna tell you how you can see it.

Go the website.

There's this little area where you can sign up for the newsletter.

Sign up for the newsletter.

This is only for top secret people know how to do this, so you sign up for the newsletter,

we send you top secret information on how to login to th secret hidden area, a secret

garden if you will, on the website where you can see the episode and meet Freakzone for

yourself and get sexy with me and Freakzone!

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
cookin' ˈkʊkɪn A1	verb - to prepare food by applying heat
buttermilk ˈbʌtərmɪlk A2	noun - a slightly sour milk product used in baking
biscuits ˈbɪskɪts A1	noun - a small, baked bread product
sifter ˈsɪftər B1	noun - a tool used to separate coarse particles from finer ones
grate ɡreɪt A2	verb - to reduce food into small particles using a grater
fluffy ˈflʌfi A2	adjective - light and soft in texture
gluten ˈɡluːtən B1	noun - a protein found in wheat that gives dough its elasticity
flaky ˈfleɪki A2	adjective - having a texture that breaks into layers
shimmy ˈʃɪmi B1	verb - to shake or move quickly, especially the body
ungreased ˌʌnˈɡriːst B1	adjective - not coated with grease or fat
re-roll riːˈroʊl B1	verb - to roll out dough again after it has been shaped
funky ˈfʌŋki A2	adjective - unconventional or unique in style
mash mæʃ A1	verb - to crush or mix into a soft, pulpy mass
uncanny ʌnˈkæni B2	adjective - strange or mysterious, especially in an unsettling way
sexual ˈsɛkʃuəl A2	adjective - relating to sex or sexual activity

Key Grammar Structures

• Today I had a really rough day at work even though you think all I do is sit around and talk to the Internet all day.

  ➔ Subordinating conjunction 'even though'

  ➔ 'Even though' introduces a contrasting idea, showing that the speaker had a rough day despite what others might think.

• I am going to use six because I like dying.

  ➔ Sarcasm and hyperbole

  ➔ The phrase 'I like dying' is sarcastic and hyperbolic, emphasizing the speaker's exhaustion in a humorous way.

• I am gonna show you a little trick so the thing about biscuits is that you're supposed to like cut the butter into the flour.

  ➔ Informal contractions ('gonna') and explanatory 'so that'

  ➔ 'Gonna' is an informal contraction of 'going to,' and 'so that' explains the purpose of cutting butter into flour.

• I am stopping because more than enjoying dying I enjoy cutting corners.

  ➔ Comparative structure with 'more than'

  ➔ 'More than' is used to compare two actions, emphasizing that cutting corners is preferred over the sarcastic 'enjoying dying.'

• Every last little bit of butter.

  ➔ Emphatic structure with 'every last'

  ➔ 'Every last' emphasizes the completeness of the action, ensuring no butter is left behind.

• You just want to push and give it a little shimmy.

  ➔ Informal imperative and phrasal verb ('give it a little shimmy')

  ➔ The informal imperative 'you just want to' and the phrasal verb 'give it a little shimmy' provide a casual, instructive tone.