– English Lyrics

Lyrics & Translation

[English]

Hey Ya'll!

I was at the Return Counter

at one of the stores recently and...

well,

take a look.

Howdy, I'd like to return this if I could.

Uh huh.

Is it broke?

Nope.

Then what's wrong with it?

Nothing.

Then why are you bringing it back?

Because I don't need it.

Because you don't need it?

Nope.

Then why did you buy it?

Because I thought I needed it.

You thought you needed it.

Yeah.

I tell you what.

Some of you people.

Just give it here.

Thought you needed it.

OK, I guess you don't need it now.

I'm supposed to just take it back,

put it back on the shelf,

supposed to re-sell it, huh?

Uh...

Yeah?

I tell you what I'm going to do.

I'm going to turn this place into a rental store.

People like you can just come on in here,

get whatever you want,

keep it for up to 90 days,

then bring it on back in here

and I'll keep your money.

How's that sound?

That's what I thought.

I know what you're doing.

You took this item home for 89 days,

then you're going to bring it back here,

then you're going to go to that store across the street,

get you another one

then you're going to go to a 3rd store and a 4th store,

and pretty soon you're going to come back around here

for another one, right?

So you never have to buy one for your very own,

Right?

Like my grandaddy always said,

Am I right?

Or Amarillo?

He was wrong about one thing, though.

That was my 3rd store.

In my newest video

I'm talking about my diet.

Please click the link

and I will share my experience with you.

And as always,

(Kissing Sounds)

And as always

(Kissing sound)

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
return rɪˈtɜːrn A1	verb - to give or bring something back to the place where it was before
broke broʊk A1	adjective - not functioning properly; damaged
need niːd A1	verb - to require something because it is essential or very important
thought θɔːt A1	noun - an idea or opinion produced by thinking
rental ˈrɛntəl A2	noun - something that is rented or available for rent
keep kiːp A1	verb - to have or retain possession of something
bring brɪŋ A1	verb - to carry or take something or someone to a place
money ˈmʌni A1	noun - a current medium of exchange in the form of coins or banknotes
sound saʊnd A1	noun - vibrations that travel through the air or another medium and can be heard when they reach a person's or animal's ear
across əˈkrɔs A1	preposition - from one side to the other of
pretty ˈprɪti A1	adjective - attractive in a delicate or charming way
soon suːn A1	adverb - within a short time after now
own oʊn A1	adjective - belonging to or possessed by a particular person
diet daɪət A2	noun - the kinds of food that a person, animal, or community habitually eats
experience ɪkˈspɪriəns A2	noun - practical contact with and observation of facts or events