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[English]

Hey guys! :D

Do you remember Kate from Embarrassing Moments #1?

She was with me when I was making a fool of myself!

Kate: "Hello!" :3

Well, she works for a popular frozen yogurt place,

and has some pretty crazy customers, with some pretty funny stories ^w^

and I wanted to share one of her stories with you all~

Everyone say "Hi" to Kate :3

*bored and unenthusiastic crowd* "Hi Kate..."

Kate: "Okay! :3

So, it started when an old man and his elderly family and friends walked into the store.

Now a little background on "Yogurt Handling" XD

Every night, at 8:15pm, one of the employees has to

clean and drain one machine that holds a yogurt flavor.

This means customers can't order that flavor for the rest of the night. :P

My coworker, we'll call him 'Kevin',

was over draining the salted caramel flavour...

which just so happens to be most popular yogurt flavour... 0_0;

Since Kevin was over handling the machine,

I was the one who had to take the customers' orders :3

*Past Kate* "Hello! What can I get you?" :D

Old Man: "Give me some of those salted caramels..."

*Past Kate* "Oh... I'm sorry sir, we're draining that machine tonight...

Is there another flavour you'd like instead?" :3

Ols man: "...WHAT?

Well you had to go and drain MY flavour FIRST, huh?!?!?"

*Past Kate* 0_0 "Oh no, sir... that's...

the only machine we're draining tonight.."

Old Man: "But yeah, you took away MY flavour FIRST!1!111!

I looked over at Kevin,

who was overhearing the old man's nonsense.

We made eye contact like: 'What the heck??'

And he walked over to the old man, and started explaining why he had to drain the machine,

emphasizing the fact that we only have to clean out 1 machine a night.

Old Man: *Annoyed* "But you had to go and drain MY flavour first."

By this time, we figured that the old man was just crazy,

and there wasn't anyway we could reason with him :(

so, we stopped trying to explain, and Kevin started suggesting

other flavours he might enjoy other than salted caramel.

Old Man: *Groan* -_-

"Is the vanilla any good?" *Still annoyed.*

Kate + Kevin: *Furious nodding* 8D

Old Man: "I want that." >_<

Kate: "Umm okay!" 0_0;

Then, after the old man's group finished their order,

they all grabbed their yogurt and walked outside.

*Past Kate* "Did you ring anyone up? They all left pretty quickly..."

Kevin: "N-no... Did you?"

*Past Kate* : "No..."

O_O

Turns out, they all left the lovely old man to pick up the entire check by himself!

*Whispers* Serves him right...

After figuring out the cost of each order,

Kevin says "Okay, so your total is going to be 27.89."

Old Man: *Whisper* "Are you lying to me Kevin...?"

Kevin: "What?????"

Old Man: "You made it extra expensive didn't you?!??!?!?"

Kevin: 0_0 "Uhh, n-no sir, I-I wouldn't do that..."

*Old man stares intensify*

Old Man: :Is he telling the truth???? Because...

I got a feeling... -_-

I-I don't like that look..."

Kate: "No sir! You can trust Kevin, he's very trustworthy!'

Kevin started trying to explain even more, but the old man cut him off again...

Old Man: "I don't trust ya!!!"

*Even more intense staring*

Kevin: "OKAY!"

So, now it was just me and the old man."

*Past Kate*: "So, your total is $27.89..." *Whoooo boyyy*

Old Man: "Well, Thank you Kate!"

While paying, he tried to make a little bit of pleasant conversation with me,

and if that whole dramatic conversation didn't even occur!

And then he gave me a tip! O_o?????

Old Man: "Just make sure that, uh...

dimwit coworker, don't get...

none of dat cash alright?

Hah, Kate. You-you earned it. Da-Dats just for you." :3

*Past Kate* "Oh! Uh... Thanks sir. Have a nice day!"

Old Man: "Alright, you too!" ^_^

And then he walked away."

*Back to Jaiden* So, basically what the moral of the story is,

is old men can take their frozen yogurt VERY seriously.

So, be careful out there everyone!

Hey guys welcome back! Hahah

It's really been too long, and I apologize for not uploading an animation for 2 freaking months.

But, I hope you guys can forgive me, and I will try to upload more during the summer :3

Anyway, I have a few important things to say:

One! Did you notice the beautiful fanart I put in the end card?

I decided that I want to feature your art, so if you want your fanart featured at the end of an animation,

I have a link for that in the description!

Also, if you haven't seen my FNAF3 animantion for CupQuake, you can find that in the "Other Animations Playlist" I have on my channel!

Basically, if you haven'y seen me upload something in a really long time,

you should check that playlist just in case I made an animation for someone else, and it's on their channel.

One more thing! I opened up an Ask.fm

which is basically this little place where you can ask me questions!

I've only announced this through twitter so far, and I've already answered SOOO many questions!

and it's sooo much fun <3

anyway, thank you guys for watching!

Don't forget to follow me on Twitter for little updates and silly things I might say :3

@JaidenAnimation

because I can't fit the freaking 's' of JaidenAnimationS in the twitter tag,

which really bothers me, but, whatever >_>

Also, if you'er into artsy stuff, you can check out my DeviantArt, where I CAN fit the 's' :D

So, that one is JaidenAnimations :3 *lol*

Anyway, I'll see you guys later ^_^ Good bye!

Secret message *lol*

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
remember /rɪˈmem.bər/ B1	verb - to bring back to mind; recall.
fool /fuːl/ A2	noun - a person who acts unwisely or imprudently. verb - to trick or deceive someone.
popular /ˈpɒp.jʊ.lər/ B1	adjective - well liked by many people.
crazy /ˈkreɪ.zi/ A2	adjective - mentally deranged, extremely enthusiastic.
background /ˈbæk.ɡraʊnd/ B1	noun - the circumstances or events that form the setting for something.
handling /ˈhænd.lɪŋ/ B1	noun - the action of controlling or dealing with something.
flavour /ˈfleɪ.vər/ A2	noun - the taste or smell of food or drink.
customers /ˈkʌs.tə.mərz/ A2	noun - a person who purchases goods or services from a store.
draining /ˈdreɪ.nɪŋ/ B1	verb - to empty liquid from something.
machine /məˈʃiːn/ A2	noun - a tool or device that performs a specific task.
orders /ˈɔː.dərz/ A2	noun - a request for something to be made, supplied, or done.
nonsense /ˈnɒn.sens/ B1	noun - spoken or written words that have no meaning or make no sense.
emphasizing /ˈem.fə.saɪ.zɪŋ/ B2	verb - to give special importance or prominence to something.
annoyed /əˈnɔɪd/ A2	adjective - slightly angry; irritated.
reason /ˈriː.zən/ B1	noun - a serious or important reason.
suggesting /səˈdʒestɪŋ/ B1	verb - to put forward an idea or plan for consideration.
trustworthy /ˈtrʌstˌwɜː.ði/ B2	adjective - able to be relied on as honest or truthful.

Key Grammar Structures

• Well, she works for a popular frozen yogurt place,

  ➔ Present Simple for habitual actions

  ➔ The sentence uses the present simple tense ("works") to describe a regular activity – her job. It indicates that this is something she *does* consistently.

• Kate: "Hello! What can I get you?"

  ➔ Indirect Speech/Reported Speech (question form)

  ➔ This is a direct quote representing Kate's question. While it *looks* like a direct question, when reporting speech, we often maintain the question word order but use a statement-like structure.

• Old Man: "...WHAT? Well you had to go and drain MY flavour FIRST, huh?!?!?"

  ➔ Exclamative Sentence & Tag Question

  ➔ The use of "WHAT?" demonstrates strong emotion. The "huh?!?!?" is a tag question, seeking confirmation and expressing disbelief. The multiple question marks emphasize the intensity of the old man's reaction.

• Turns out, they all left the lovely old man to pick up the entire check by himself!

  ➔ Past Tense & Passive Voice (implied)

  ➔ The sentence is in the past tense ("left"). The phrase "to pick up the entire check by himself" implies a passive construction – the old man *was left* to pay. It's not explicitly stated, but understood.