May I take your order?
00:00
Wait, Bubble Buddy,
let me decide for you.
00:01
Hmm...
00:05
Hey, how's that new Executive
Treatment sandwich treating you?
00:08
'Cause it's hitting
all the quadrants
00:12
of my hunger markets.
00:13
Mmh, quadrants...
00:15
It reminds me of something
I was saying about business.
00:17
The satisfaction earnings
of the fourth quarter
00:20
of my lunch are off the charts.
00:23
[laughing]
00:25
And I love the way it tastes.
00:26
And business, my friend,
00:28
is the business
that I'm talking about.
00:30
Well, one can't have business
without business, right?
00:31
Interesting point, Marv.
How's your sandwich?
00:34
Hmm, absolutely spectacular.
00:37
This new menu item is a business
plan I can really get behind.
00:39
I tell you, this is one
dynamic little sandwich.
00:43
With levels of proactiveness
that are off the charts,
00:46
business-wise.
00:49
It really appeals
to my demographic.
00:50
Well, you are an executive
00:52
in the fast-paced
world of business.
00:53
[laughs]
That's for sure.
00:55
These guys talk funny words.
00:57
Oh, yeah, they're a riot.
00:59
What can I get you?
01:01
I guess I'll have one
of these business sandwiches
01:03
everybody's talking about.
01:05
Ah, the Executive Treatment.
01:07
Is that what you call it?
01:09
Well, that's what Mr. Krabs
makes me call it.
01:11
It's really just a Krabby Patty
that costs more,
01:13
and SpongeBob wears
a different tie
01:16
when he makes it.
01:19
Oh, wow! I'll take seven!
01:20
He's hungry!
01:24
Okay, Mr. Krabs,
prepare yourself.
01:26
Don't bother sitting down
01:29
because you'll just stand up
when you see this.
01:30
Ta-da!
01:32
Great Barrier Reef!
01:33
That patty's spoiled!
01:35
[laughs] Mr. Krabs,
it's not tainted meat!
01:39
It's painted meat!
01:42
Pretty patties, available
in six designer colors.
01:45
[laughs]
01:48
Mr. Squidward!
01:51
Come look!
01:52
Don't that look appetizing?
01:54
Mm-hm, good sir!
01:56
[laughing]
01:59
Wait! Give me an orange patty.
02:03
With extra purple!
02:05
[laughing]
02:07
What's next? Sequin milkshakes?
02:09
Bow-tie French fries?
02:13
No...
02:15
[laughing]
Pretty Patties! Pretty Patties!
02:16
Stop it!
02:20
I know this is a good idea!
02:22
I'll show you!
02:24
Welcome Wild Ones!
02:26
They'll be drawn here like
a sailor to a tattoo parlor.
02:27
With the special
biker parking
02:31
and authentic biker decor,
with real bloodstains.
02:33
And to top it off,
a custom chopper patty.
02:38
And best of all,
I'll raise me prices 150%!
02:41
I'll make a fortune!
02:46
Mr. Krabs, this is serious!
02:48
[laughing]
Sorry about that, Mr. Krabs.
02:53
Are you planning
on ordering today, sir?
02:55
I'll have a... Krabby Patty.
02:58
How original.
03:00
And with extra onions.
03:01
Daring today, aren't we?
03:02
One Krabby Patty, extra onion.
03:05
One Crying Johnny comin' up!
03:07
First bun, then patty,
03:10
followed by ketchup,
mustard, pickles,
03:12
extra onions, lettuce, cheese,
tomatoes and bun.
03:13
In that order.
03:16
One Crying Johnny!
03:17
- Whoop!
- Whatever.
03:19
Wow!
03:22
SpongeBob, order up!
03:25
"Two sal-adds."
03:28
Never heard of it.
I gotta stay hip.
03:30
I don't wanna end up
like silly old Squidward.
03:32
But what in the name of
Davy Jones' locker is a sal-add?
03:35
Here you go, two sal-adds.
03:40
Eww, gross, those aren't salads.
03:42
Take those back, remove the bun,
the patty and the condiments.
03:45
But that leaves
just lettuce and tomato.
03:49
Exactly.
03:51
All right.
03:53
Okay. No buns.
03:55
That's hip.
03:58
No patties, happenin'.
03:59
Oh, yeah, that's definitely
the coolest meal I ever saw.
04:02
This is so cool!
04:06
Two salads.
04:08
That was awful.
04:11
I hope
I never have to tear apart
04:13
a perfectly good
Krabby Patty ever again.
04:15
I don't think
my heart can take it.
04:19
I'm going on my lunch break,
Mr. Krabs!
04:21
You got five minutes.
04:24
Wow!
One more minute than yesterday!
04:25
SpongeBob ready for launch!
04:29
[imitating rocket engines]
04:31
Mmh... Mmh...
04:40
[SpongeBob]
Yum! Hmm...
04:44
Oh, yeah!
04:48
Mmh... Mh...!
04:49
Hey, buddy,
what the heck is that?
04:52
Why, this is a hole, good sir.
04:55
You see, I am a sponge,
and we typically--
04:57
Not that. That!
04:59
It's just
a little ol' Krabby Patty
05:01
smothered in jellyfish jelly.
05:03
I call it a "Krabby Patty
with jellyfish jelly."
05:05
Could I try some?
05:09
Sure!
05:10
Amazing!
05:16
I've got to tell
someone about this!
05:19
♪ Hey all you people!
Hey all you people! ♪
05:22
♪ Hey all you people
Won't you listen to me? ♪
05:25
♪ I just had a sandwich
No ordinary sandwich ♪
05:30
♪ A sandwich filled
With jellyfish jelly! ♪
05:32
♪ Hey, man, you've got
To try this sandwich! ♪
05:37
♪ It's no ordinary sandwich! ♪
05:41
♪ It's the tastiest sandwich
In the sea! ♪
05:44
[scat singing]
05:49
♪ Yeah! ♪
05:52
Thank you!
05:55
Ooh, it's all so good!
05:56
Welcome to the House of Misery.
May I take your order?
05:59
Yes, I would like
two Double Fried Kelp Fritters,
06:02
three Krusty Krab
Cream-Filled Corals
06:05
and four
Triple Fatty Krabby Patties.
06:07
Is that too much?
06:10
- That depends.
- On what?
06:11
How long you want to live.
06:13
[laughs]
06:15
- Oh!
- Hmm...
06:16
[giggling]
06:18
[screaming]
06:19
[grunting]
06:22
[laughs]
06:25
Squidward's funny!
06:26
Hey, a button.
06:28
[British accent]
Oh, Grammy,
06:30
I brought your favorite:
seaberry pie.
06:31
[screaming]
06:34
Yikes!
06:35
Seaberries?
06:42
I'm allergic to...
seaberries...!
06:43
What's next, a zombie invasion?
06:48
[laughing]
06:53
Whoops.
06:54
- There you go, Squidward.
- Now what?
06:58
Oh, you're going to love this.
07:00
Spongy Patties!
07:02
Spongy Patties?
07:04
Yeah, I want you
to start using them
07:05
- instead of the other ones.
- Where'd you get them?
07:07
They were just
the boxes of patties
07:09
we didn't have room for
in the freezer.
07:10
They turned yellow.
07:12
Got to keep those SpongeBob
ice cubes somewhere, you know.
07:14
You mean to tell me
you actually expect people
07:15
to pay $1.98 for a rotten patty?
07:17
Squidward, you're right!
07:21
All this instant success
must be scrambling my brains!
07:23
We'll make 'em $2.98!
07:26
[groans]
I ate this yellow Krabby Patty
07:29
and now I feel sick.
07:32
Krabby Patty?
07:35
[spits and gags]
07:38
Man, you've got
some serious problems.
07:42
If you're trying
to pass that off
07:44
as a Krabby Patty...
07:45
It's a... It's a Spongy Patty!
07:46
Mr. Krabs, what have you done?!
07:49
You've poisoned
all these people!
07:53
This is serious!
07:56
SpongeBob!
07:59
It's empty!
08:00
See? Empty!
08:02
Wow, Squidward,
how'd you know that?
08:03
Well, let's see,
maybe 'cause I have a brain.
08:05
Oh.
08:11
Squidward, the grill is on.
08:12
Oh, really? And do you think I
don't know that this grill is...
08:13
[screaming]
08:18
We gotta do something!
08:21
Okay, Squidward,
this should help.
08:25
[screaming]
08:27
Don't worry, Squidward,
I'll catch you!
08:28
[grunting]
08:31
[screaming]
08:34
Ah! I can fix this!
08:37
[screaming]
08:45
This time I gotcha!
08:48
[screaming]
08:51
[gasping]
08:53
[screaming]
08:56
Squidward!
08:57
Here we go, one of everything
for Bubble Buddy.
09:00
[gasps]
Oh no, Squidward, wait!
09:06
There's cheese on these patties!
09:08
And?
09:11
Bubble Buddy's
lactose intolerant,
09:12
he can't eat cheese!
09:14
What should we do?
09:17
We? How about you
take these patties and sh--
09:18
[Mr. Krabs]
Mr. Squidward!
09:22
Don't worry, Bubble Buddy,
09:25
Squidward will make
a fresh batch.
09:26
What,
is he allergic to bread, too?
09:34
Actually,
he doesn't like the crust.
09:37
And Squidward, the ketchup
should be under the patty.
09:39
And Squidward, the pickles
should be on the left side.
09:41
And Squidward, you should...
09:44
And Squidward...
And Squidward...
09:45
And Squidward...
And Squidward...
09:46
Here, one of everything!
09:48
No cheese, no crust,
09:50
pickles to the left,
four squirts of ketchup,
09:51
wheat buns, non-dairy lettuce,
09:52
and farm-raised tomatoes
carnival-style!
09:54
And if there's
anything else I can do,
09:58
please, hesitate to ask.
10:00
Sounds great!
10:04
[Squidward groans]
10:05
Please, come again.
10:08
When I'm not working.
10:11
Lyrics & Translation
[English]
May I take your order?
Wait, Bubble Buddy,
let me decide for you.
Hmm...
Hey, how's that new Executive
Treatment sandwich treating you?
'Cause it's hitting
all the quadrants
of my hunger markets.
Mmh, quadrants...
It reminds me of something
I was saying about business.
The satisfaction earnings
of the fourth quarter
of my lunch are off the charts.
[laughing]
And I love the way it tastes.
And business, my friend,
is the business
that I'm talking about.
Well, one can't have business
without business, right?
Interesting point, Marv.
How's your sandwich?
Hmm, absolutely spectacular.
This new menu item is a business
plan I can really get behind.
I tell you, this is one
dynamic little sandwich.
With levels of proactiveness
that are off the charts,
business-wise.
It really appeals
to my demographic.
Well, you are an executive
in the fast-paced
world of business.
[laughs]
That's for sure.
These guys talk funny words.
Oh, yeah, they're a riot.
What can I get you?
I guess I'll have one
of these business sandwiches
everybody's talking about.
Ah, the Executive Treatment.
Is that what you call it?
Well, that's what Mr. Krabs
makes me call it.
It's really just a Krabby Patty
that costs more,
and SpongeBob wears
a different tie
when he makes it.
Oh, wow! I'll take seven!
He's hungry!
Okay, Mr. Krabs,
prepare yourself.
Don't bother sitting down
because you'll just stand up
when you see this.
Ta-da!
Great Barrier Reef!
That patty's spoiled!
[laughs] Mr. Krabs,
it's not tainted meat!
It's painted meat!
Pretty patties, available
in six designer colors.
[laughs]
Mr. Squidward!
Come look!
Don't that look appetizing?
Mm-hm, good sir!
[laughing]
Wait! Give me an orange patty.
With extra purple!
[laughing]
What's next? Sequin milkshakes?
Bow-tie French fries?
No...
[laughing]
Pretty Patties! Pretty Patties!
Stop it!
I know this is a good idea!
I'll show you!
Welcome Wild Ones!
They'll be drawn here like
a sailor to a tattoo parlor.
With the special
biker parking
and authentic biker decor,
with real bloodstains.
And to top it off,
a custom chopper patty.
And best of all,
I'll raise me prices 150%!
I'll make a fortune!
Mr. Krabs, this is serious!
[laughing]
Sorry about that, Mr. Krabs.
Are you planning
on ordering today, sir?
I'll have a... Krabby Patty.
How original.
And with extra onions.
Daring today, aren't we?
One Krabby Patty, extra onion.
One Crying Johnny comin' up!
First bun, then patty,
followed by ketchup,
mustard, pickles,
extra onions, lettuce, cheese,
tomatoes and bun.
In that order.
One Crying Johnny!
- Whoop!
- Whatever.
Wow!
SpongeBob, order up!
"Two sal-adds."
Never heard of it.
I gotta stay hip.
I don't wanna end up
like silly old Squidward.
But what in the name of
Davy Jones' locker is a sal-add?
Here you go, two sal-adds.
Eww, gross, those aren't salads.
Take those back, remove the bun,
the patty and the condiments.
But that leaves
just lettuce and tomato.
Exactly.
All right.
Okay. No buns.
That's hip.
No patties, happenin'.
Oh, yeah, that's definitely
the coolest meal I ever saw.
This is so cool!
Two salads.
That was awful.
I hope
I never have to tear apart
a perfectly good
Krabby Patty ever again.
I don't think
my heart can take it.
I'm going on my lunch break,
Mr. Krabs!
You got five minutes.
Wow!
One more minute than yesterday!
SpongeBob ready for launch!
[imitating rocket engines]
Mmh... Mmh...
[SpongeBob]
Yum! Hmm...
Oh, yeah!
Mmh... Mh...!
Hey, buddy,
what the heck is that?
Why, this is a hole, good sir.
You see, I am a sponge,
and we typically--
Not that. That!
It's just
a little ol' Krabby Patty
smothered in jellyfish jelly.
I call it a "Krabby Patty
with jellyfish jelly."
Could I try some?
Sure!
Amazing!
I've got to tell
someone about this!
♪ Hey all you people!
Hey all you people! ♪
♪ Hey all you people
Won't you listen to me? ♪
♪ I just had a sandwich
No ordinary sandwich ♪
♪ A sandwich filled
With jellyfish jelly! ♪
♪ Hey, man, you've got
To try this sandwich! ♪
♪ It's no ordinary sandwich! ♪
♪ It's the tastiest sandwich
In the sea! ♪
[scat singing]
♪ Yeah! ♪
Thank you!
Ooh, it's all so good!
Welcome to the House of Misery.
May I take your order?
Yes, I would like
two Double Fried Kelp Fritters,
three Krusty Krab
Cream-Filled Corals
and four
Triple Fatty Krabby Patties.
Is that too much?
- That depends.
- On what?
How long you want to live.
[laughs]
- Oh!
- Hmm...
[giggling]
[screaming]
[grunting]
[laughs]
Squidward's funny!
Hey, a button.
[British accent]
Oh, Grammy,
I brought your favorite:
seaberry pie.
[screaming]
Yikes!
Seaberries?
I'm allergic to...
seaberries...!
What's next, a zombie invasion?
[laughing]
Whoops.
- There you go, Squidward.
- Now what?
Oh, you're going to love this.
Spongy Patties!
Spongy Patties?
Yeah, I want you
to start using them
- instead of the other ones.
- Where'd you get them?
They were just
the boxes of patties
we didn't have room for
in the freezer.
They turned yellow.
Got to keep those SpongeBob
ice cubes somewhere, you know.
You mean to tell me
you actually expect people
to pay $1.98 for a rotten patty?
Squidward, you're right!
All this instant success
must be scrambling my brains!
We'll make 'em $2.98!
[groans]
I ate this yellow Krabby Patty
and now I feel sick.
Krabby Patty?
[spits and gags]
Man, you've got
some serious problems.
If you're trying
to pass that off
as a Krabby Patty...
It's a... It's a Spongy Patty!
Mr. Krabs, what have you done?!
You've poisoned
all these people!
This is serious!
SpongeBob!
It's empty!
See? Empty!
Wow, Squidward,
how'd you know that?
Well, let's see,
maybe 'cause I have a brain.
Oh.
Squidward, the grill is on.
Oh, really? And do you think I
don't know that this grill is...
[screaming]
We gotta do something!
Okay, Squidward,
this should help.
[screaming]
Don't worry, Squidward,
I'll catch you!
[grunting]
[screaming]
Ah! I can fix this!
[screaming]
This time I gotcha!
[screaming]
[gasping]
[screaming]
Squidward!
Here we go, one of everything
for Bubble Buddy.
[gasps]
Oh no, Squidward, wait!
There's cheese on these patties!
And?
Bubble Buddy's
lactose intolerant,
he can't eat cheese!
What should we do?
We? How about you
take these patties and sh--
[Mr. Krabs]
Mr. Squidward!
Don't worry, Bubble Buddy,
Squidward will make
a fresh batch.
What,
is he allergic to bread, too?
Actually,
he doesn't like the crust.
And Squidward, the ketchup
should be under the patty.
And Squidward, the pickles
should be on the left side.
And Squidward, you should...
And Squidward...
And Squidward...
And Squidward...
And Squidward...
Here, one of everything!
No cheese, no crust,
pickles to the left,
four squirts of ketchup,
wheat buns, non-dairy lettuce,
and farm-raised tomatoes
carnival-style!
And if there's
anything else I can do,
please, hesitate to ask.
Sounds great!
[Squidward groans]
Please, come again.
When I'm not working.
Key Vocabulary
Start Practicing
| Vocabulary | Meanings |
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order /ˈɔːrdər/ B1 |
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executive /ɪɡˈzekjʊtɪv/ B2 |
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quadrants /ˈkwɑːdrənts/ B2 |
|
|
satisfaction /ˌsætɪsˈfækʃən/ B1 |
|
|
earnings /ˈɜːrnɪŋz/ B1 |
|
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dynamic /daɪˈnæmɪk/ B2 |
|
|
proactiveness /ˌproʊækˈtɪvnəs/ C1 |
|
|
demographic /ˌdeməˈɡræfɪk/ B2 |
|
|
spoiled /spɔɪld/ B1 |
|
|
tainted /teɪntɪd/ B2 |
|
|
designer /dɪˈzaɪnər/ B1 |
|
|
authentic /ɔːˈθentɪk/ B2 |
|
|
fortune /ˈfɔːrtʃuːn/ B1 |
|
|
condiments /ˈkɑːndɪmənts/ B1 |
|
|
hip /hɪp/ B1 |
|
|
locker /ˈlɑːkər/ A2 |
|
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rotten /ˈrɑːtən/ A2 |
|
|
poisoned /ˈpɔɪzənd/ B1 |
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