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[English]

overqualified not enough pay must be a

team

player no Eddie I could get by with only

two sons think about that

$4.99 I'll give you two the Popsicles

are a set price they're not negotiable

you're good 250 ma'am not today there's

a dog loose in the produce section a dog

I'll give you a dollar for all of this

so we're about to come with some money

huh hey papa you've been working now cuz

you're looking

swo what what's your specialty Emory I

know you want me to say the ladies but

I'm classier than

that

lifea you give a company 22 years you

think my ears don't come free

whoops the heat melted my mustache glow

you know your grandfather's ear fell off

on his first job as I say that I realize

I'm exaggerating but it could have you

know what your grandfather's first job

was selling bread that was so hot he

lost all his fingerprints the only time

your grandfather got anything without

working for it was on his birthday you

know what he got an egg one egg to eat

or to play with now you see his

dilemma and the water's really hot it's

hot at raging waters too except this is

$3 cheaper and you won't get some

strangers Band-Aid in your

mouth she's cleansing them of the evil

spirits cast by Dishonored ancestors

right Jessica I'm just trying to cool

down my kids and find a job but no one

seems to appreciate how I'm good at

everything I do so right when the bell

rings we get on our bikes go to the mall

and buy Shak Fu any questions I'm too

weak to cycle then we leave you

Brian hey come on I'll show you the

Miller house let me just get my kids out

of the pool and we'll go Marco

H think it's so nice that you two are

looking for a place together I know it's

kind of a big step yeah it's great you

go to open houses without your wives I

would have to drag Louis to one of these

no we're a couple a couple oh catches

knew we're in love with these

countertops how could you not be Granite

threw out lady I don't think you really

Granite I am showing the house to these

two best friends lovers and we love it

we'd like to make an offer oh really

that's

fantastic we're listed at 229 229 okay

Andy Randy let's go where are we going

we're going downtown to pick up a

prostitute so Ashley Alexander can bend

her over and her too

do I BS work see now this is the best

billboard spot in all of Orlando it's

the longest red light there's no tall

buildings to block The View and there's

a homeless man who's always on the

corner reminding drivers that they're

hungry is that a bird in his pocket yes

it's dead so naturally you divert your

eyes away from him you turn your head

and you look up to see

did you just fall asleep for real you

cannot fall asleep for real shut

up I'm going back there I can't watch

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this how'd it go they took my pants and

threw it out the

window that se's taken get in the back

are you saving that seat for your

attitude

and the homeless man with a dead bird

cues us to turn our heads look up to the

sky

and nobody tried to stop them everyone

just stood around and watched my

husband's face get milked on nobody's

going to believe I let a cow do that to

me right this is anatomically impossible

everybody know you got to squeeze the

teeth to produce the

milk I just wish it didn't look like I

was enjoying it so much all right we got

to get going Nicole some ground rules no

scary movie if you watch Jurassic Park

fast forward when the water class

trembles Edie doesn't like it when the

T-Rex gives the Jeep the big eye he also

has gentle bowels so only Bland Foods

what is happening they shall all be in

bed by 9 and if anyone feels warm

there's a thermometer and Flintstone

chables orange orange grape he is a

smarter businessman than you are oh you

think so then how come I stole his

favorite employee

Mitchell Mitch oh uh sorry guys how

could you do us we were a family he

offered to double my salary but I mean

if you guys want to do goodbye forever

Mitch didn't your parents say you have a

weak stomach or something yeah weak as I

can eat this stuff for seven days

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straight are you okay don't come in here

were you running the shower I can't talk

to you right now

please now where were we

nope great idea

Jessica you don't think it's too clever

do you I want them to get

it run Jessica

run mom is that you are you home don't

say anything to her Eddie's been in the

bathroom with some stomach issues oh

it's probably because he likes you mom

sounds like you're talking to her don't

talk to her okay Mom did she leave has

she left can you come in here please

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
overqualified /ˌoʊvərˈkwɒləˌfaɪd/ C1	adjective - having more qualifications, skills, or experience than are needed for a job
negotiable /nəˈɡoʊʃiəbəl/ B2	adjective - open to discussion or modification
specialty /ˈspɛʃəlti/ B2	noun - a pursuit, area of study, or skill to which someone has devoted much time and effort
exaggerating /ɪɡˈzædʒəˌreɪtɪŋ/ B2	verb - to represent something as being larger, better, or worse than it really is
dilemma /dɪˈlɛmə/ B2	noun - a situation in which a difficult choice has to be made
cleansing /ˈklɛnzɪŋ/ B2	verb - to rid of impurities or evil
appreciate /əˈpriːʃieɪt/ B1	verb - to recognize the full worth of
countertops /ˈkaʊntərˌtɒps/ B2	noun - a flat surface for working on in a kitchen
granite /ˈɡrænɪt/ B2	noun - a very hard, granular, crystalline, igneous rock
prostitute /ˈprɒstɪˌtuːt/ B2	noun - a person who engages in sexual activity for payment
billboard /ˈbɪlbɔːrd/ B1	noun - a large outdoor board for displaying advertisements
naturally /ˈnætʃərəli/ B1	adjective - as might be expected; without surprise
divert /daɪˈvɜːrt/ B2	verb - to cause someone or something to change course or turn from one direction to another
anatomically /ˌænəˈtɒmɪkli/ C1	adjective - relating to bodily structure
trembles /ˈtrɛmbəlz/ B2	verb - to shake involuntarily

Key Grammar Structures

• I'd get by with only two sons

  ➔ Conditional Type 2 (Mixed/Hypothetical)

  ➔ "I'd" (I would) is used here to express a hypothetical situation in the present or future.

• you've been working now

  ➔ Present Perfect Continuous

  ➔ "Have been working" emphasizes the duration of an activity that started in the past and continues to the present.

• your grandfather's ear fell off on his first job

  ➔ Simple Past (Irregular Verb)

  ➔ "Fell" is the irregular past tense of "fall", used here to describe a completed action in the past.

• she's cleansing them of the evil spirits

  ➔ Present Continuous (Active Voice)

  ➔ "Is cleansing" describes an action that is happening right at the moment of speaking.

• you think my ears don't come free

  ➔ Simple Present (Negative)

  ➔ "Don't come" is used to state a general fact or a characteristic using the auxiliary "do not".

• I'm good at everything I do

  ➔ Adjective phrase + Preposition

  ➔ "Good at" is a set expression showing proficiency in a specific skill or area.

• you've been working now 'cause you're looking swo

  ➔ Causal conjunction

  ➔ "Cause" (because) is used to introduce the reason or motivation for the previous statement.

• The only time your grandfather got anything... was on his birthday

  ➔ Relative clause / Noun phrase

  ➔ The structure "The only time [subject + verb] was [noun/time]" is used to emphasize a unique occurrence.