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[English]

Clears my sinuses right up.

You gonna share that crack you're doing or what?

- Crack? This is cold medicine. - No, sir. It's crack.

It's not crack.

I bought it on a park bench outside a soup kitchen from a guy in a lime green suit.

Oh, my God, it's crack. Oh my God!

CIA agents are supposed to distribute crack to the Inner city, not smoke it.

Okay, this is okay. Easy mistake, anyone could make it.

I'll throw this away and forget about it.

This is just between us, Roger. All right. It will never happen again.

Never again.

That's what I say every time I wear the plunger penis.

I said I wouldn't do this again.

Do you sometimes feel irritable, restless, uneasy, sad, normal,

or just plain? Not high? Maybe it's time to try crack.

Crack may cause shivers, night terrors, gay for pay.

Heart palpitations, homicidal paranoia, or the sensation that you're on fire.

Peeing blood and seeing friends faces as talking skeletons are possible side effects of crack.

People who use crack may also experience 5 to 7 years in prison,

where brutal raping may occur.

If you experience one or more of these side effects, consult your dealer,

you may need more crack.

Crack. Isn't it time you see what all the fuss is about?

So I was trying to be her best friend like you wanted.

So, Cookie, do you like ponies?

Uh, no. I'm almost 16.

Oh. So, what do you like?

Cocaine and stuff.

Yay!

Oh, Patrick!

Wake up bitch! Get your ass up!

- Wake up! - Ow, i'm awake. What do you want?

- I want the money you owe me. - I don't have any more money.

Take this fool outside and shoot him in the head.

I don't want to go outside. Hey, it's beautiful out.

You've been inside all day.

Now you are gonna go out there, get some fresh air

and get shot in the head.

- Wait, how much do I owe? - 300 bucks.

I'll sell you the girl for $300.

Plus $1.35 for the bus.

And the name of a plumber I can trust at my house when I go to work. I'm asking everybody.

JKM Plumbing's coming on Tuesday.

Wow. Roger, these are beautiful.

Did you make them yourself?

I went to target myself. I told you, I want this to be special for you.

Later, I'm cooking you a gourmet meal.

Plus, I made you a sheet of acid.

Each tab features a little alien saying,

"Take me to your dealer."

They usually say leader, but this,

this alien likes drugs.

This is so thoughtful. This whole thing is just too thoughtful.

When is Roger ever done anything just to be nice? He always has an ulterior motive.

Dude, that's true. Maybe these psychedelics will help us see through his plan.

Jeff, no! Look, until we figure out what Roger's up to, we should do nothing.

Trust nothing. Take nothing.

Can I take a Benadryl if I get stung by a bee?

Yes, Jeff, you can take that.

What about Roger's homemade Benadryl?

That's good that you're asking me about these things.

No.

Oh, no. Roger's acid!

Each of these things can make a full grown man trip balls.

Imagine what they'll do to a four ounce goldfish.

Cracker? I think I'm crackering up.

They're all here. Milanos, Chessman, Pretzel fiends.

Congratulations, Klaus. You're high as shit.

And of course, I couldn't feel a thing because of all the steroids I was on.

Steroids?

Rob McClanahan, the US hockey team is on a roll no one expected.

How are you playing so well?

Well, you know, we're all about the team.

We focus on fundamentals and listen to what coach tells us.

I'll kill your mother!

The team was on steroids? Not the team. Just me.

Yeah. I couldn't get on the ice without my old Uncle Roi...d.

I don't believe this.

Believe it. That's why my penis is so small. But you know what? Worth it.

This is the only thing I need to dangle to get the ladies.

I told you, I have a plan. Did you pack your stuff?

Good. Things should be getting better right about,

Now!

So long sucker!

Are you crazy, pushing me in the pool?

I had 40 hits of ecstasy in my pocket.

Buckle up, lot of kids, they're gonna have to go to the hospital.

All right. I got everything we need.

Chocolate milk, cheese puffs and some Turkish amphetamines, I scored in the bathroom.

Whoa, whoa! Legs, you sure that's a good idea?

I've never been more sure of anything in my life.

See? Everything in moderation.

Now I'm gonna have five cheese puffs. No more.

Legs, please, just pull over.

Why are you calling me Legs? Is there something wrong with my legs?

Is that why there's a wheelchair in the car?

What did you do to my legs, you Nazi walrus bastard?

Steve, who is he talking to?

Shut up Garfield! Why do you hate Mondays? You don't even work.

I know what we need.

It's cocaine. Yeah definitely cocaine

Cocaine!

I say we get rockets and a buttload of duct tape and blast the neighbor's house off our street.

Love that. Oh, that's good.

Steve, tell me you got that down.

I'm having trouble keeping up, dad.

Are you sure? I shouldn't have just a little taste.

Just give him a gummer, Stan.

You crazy? Kids got huge gums. There won't be enough for us.

What if I wear the neighbor's house like a big hat, with all the family stuffed inside,

and just walk him out of our neighborhood for good?

Yes. Totally yes.

These ideas are fire! Steve, are you getting down all the fire?

I'm doing my best.

Now snap a pic. God, the camera on this phone is so good.

I can see like, chalk particles.

Hurry, Stan, we need to print that pic and execute the plan now, while our highs are peeking.

Oh, Jessica has a printer and I'm still connected to her Wi-Fi.

Bam! Just texted you the plans.

When we get over there, Francine will find the printer on the sly and print one for everyone.

We can all sign one and I'll get it framed.

Oh, I love the frame shop. People love me at the frame shop.

What am I doing with my life? I should work at the frame shop.

Okay, okay. He's got the job.

I gotta get a picture.

Oh, no!

I just sent our plans to the neighbor's printer. Back to Cherry Street.

Principal Lewis, we've cleaned your whole house. Can we go now?

Hell, no. You haven't even started on the backyard.

We're gonna die here.

I can't do this anymore. I'm just gonna take this.

What's that?

It paralyzes you. If I can't move, I can't work.

I got it from Ace Chapman, that basketball guy who sometimes lives with us.

Why don't we just give it to Principal Lewis?

Oh, good idea, babe. But how are we gonna get him to take it?

I'll step on his foot, and when he opens his mouth to scream, you toss the drugs.

What's that? Drugs? I'll take it. I don't care what it does.

You crazy ass son of a bitch!

Now you only have four.

Can you plug in the air freshener plug in? It stinks down here.

Yeah false alarm. Just my principal.

♪ Well, who puts the bath in the Beth, my best alto? ♪ ♪ Who gives the road, that makes Barry very baritone? ♪

♪ Yes, it's me. Now Smith, take these PEDs ♪

You have to for the good of the whole team.

Yeah

Somebody needs some morphine.

And what the hell, some for you too.

I love Jazz!

Come into my house really fast, really fast!

This guy's got a great energy.

Welcome to Paradise. Let me outline your night for you.

We sit around, we huff dry cleaning chemicals.

We have a scintillating conversation.

I have only one rule. I feel silly even mentioning it.

Nobody's allowed to turn into a washing machine.

It happens. And if it does, I will take care of business.

Second rule, so the conversation remains orderly.

You speak when I have the knife to your throat.

You have the floor, milady.

Mr. Rick, I need to use the restroom.

So does Jeff.

It's the first door past the old Hollywood video sign.

This guy is giving me bad vibes.

In what way?

He's insane.

The toilet's right here. And the toilet's scrubbing brushes all the way over there.

We prove we could get wild, but I think we should go home now.

This is my first time getting wild.

I'm not going back to my cage.

I'm flying straight to the sun.

How are you guys doing?

If you spilled on yourselves. Don't worry, I have two bedrooms full of women's clothes.

I am particularly proud of my sundress collection.

But not so proud. I couldn't see myself giving you one if I thought it looked good on you.

Jeff, I think we should get out of here.

Bathroom time is over.

It's game time.

What game are we playing?

It's hot potato with a loaded gun.

My dear friend Tom Sizemore taught me this game.

But first.

Tetrachloroethylene? Tetrachloroethylene?

No?

Whoa! It's hot!

They're afraid of a little gun Domenico!

Psych, psych, psych!

You guys hear that? Someone's at the door.

Could be a washing machine.

My dry cleaner is dead.

I am so sorry, Del Taco.

Paul Gary isn't a mixologist, so I enrolled at Pearl Bailey to use the chemistry lab

because I am now a Paul Gary drug mixologist.

I mix illegal narcotics together to see what they do.

And recently I came across something interesting.

I was working in my lab late one night when my eyes beheld an eerie sight.

That's monster mash, right? You're doing monster mash?

Never heard of it.

Anyway, I was working in the lab late one night, ♪ When my eyes beheld an eerie sight ♪

♪ I had acid on a tab, weed in a bag♪ ♪ A splash of ether on a rag ♪

♪ He did the mash ♪

♪ I did the narcotics mash ♪

♪ Narcotics mash ♪

♪ It was a coked out bash ♪

This is Monster mash!

I don't know that song. I don't know any songs.

All I do know, is your moms are MILDs. Mothers I'd Like to Drug.

And the mash I discovered in my lab, works as a love drug.

Drugs can make people fall in love?

Drugs can do almost anything once you realize they're super good for you.

Anyway, I'm proposing we dose your moms with the Love drug and make them fall back in love.

And it'll work?

Steve, are you actually thinking about doing this?

What other options do we have?

I don't know.

We only brainstormed for like, two seconds before we started talking to this guy.

Snots in love that enthusiasm.

I'll mix up the drugs and you two trick your moms into meeting up.

Scary song!

Shove! Drugs!

- What is this? - Don't leave me in here

Congrats on a perfectly executed drugging boys to the 33rd floor.

Wow.

I really hope this works.

Did you even notice that I basically teleported us up here?

I was impressed. Thank you.

Snot's mom's kid. Now, by the time these doors open, your moms will be fast friends.

Unless the dose is too strong.

Are you two prepared to see your moms hooking up?

I'm not saying it's what I want to see, but I won't be disappointed.

Well, I hope you two

What is happening? They're worse than before.

This might not be a Love drug.

Yeah, this is meth. I made meth.

Well, when in Rome.

Well, this is surprising.

Now, be careful out there, girls.

I can handle losing a few grams of product.

I don't know what I'd do if I lost one of you.

Now I'll quit jibber jabbering and let you girls stuff those coke condoms up your asses.

Great work, Jazmin. You too, Sydney.

Mateo buddy, what's wrong? Where's that famous Mateo smile?

Mateo smile hides today.

Well, that's no good. Want me to buy you a poster of the planets?

No, Mr. Uncle Steve, it's just,

Well, Mr. Klaus, he sort of

Sort of what?

First, I told you I want to be called Razor.

How hard is that to remember? Maybe you need a little reminder.

Every time you dance.

Razor a word. You've been acting a little erratic lately.

I know it's terrible. I think I know what it might be.

I feel like super disconnected from the family. I mean, Hayley said that thing about me being nearby,

and it got me spinning out, and I feel like, hold on.

I feel like I'm trying to make the gang a new family.

But the Razor thing I mean is, this is not a home run yet.

What?

Ridiculous. You're the Razor. That means something around here.

Maybe just a little less coke, a little less threatening people's toes.

Who says I'm doing too much coke?

Okay. Shoes on everyone. Razors in one of his moods.

Now I got something that'll blow your mind.

This machine scans your brain and determines the perfect strain of weed for your personality.

Who wants to try?

Me, me me, me me. I love weed, I love weed, I love weed, I love weed. Please.

Man, I hate this lady. Why did I make this contest random?

You, I noticed you didn't eat anything in my edible meadow.

I shouldn't. I don't really smoke the stuff.

Don't smoke any stuff except fools who stepped to me.

But that's just an expression.

If you don't, I'm gonna think you a narc.

What mission? Of course not. Give me that.

That's the swirly thing. Love that marble.

There's my mouse. Blue dots. That's my logo.

Your personalized strain. C High A whatever that means. Tokes up!

Whoa! You're doing it, Mr. S.

That went down pretty easy.

My turn.

Wait.

The helmet needs to recharge or else

♪ Seven, six, five into the fold ♪

♪ This chick was super pushy, now she's dead on the floor ♪

Here, dad, drink this tea.

That was terrible.

It was Jeff's Brazilian tea.

You drugged me?

Dad, you're out of time.

Maybe this will rewire your mind, help you improvise, and beat Bullock.

I haven't had mushroom tea in ages.

What?

- You did it last weekend at the Sheraton Hotel bar. - Sheraton Hotel bar

Let's go there.

I'm starting to feel something.

Dad, are you okay?

I think I should sit down.

You already fell down. You're lying by your throw up bucket.

Dad, Dad are you okay? Dad, are you okay?

Oscar whispers.

Go with the flow.

I got this I can go with the flow I can beat Bullock.

That North Pole snow hits different, y'all.

Hey, chief, you want to hit the slopes?

I wanna sleep.

You know it snows year round here, but we still have to import some snow from Columbia.

Solid joke. I've laughed every time you've said it. But please, I can't party anymore.

I know exactly what you need. A Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary. Yes!

Bloody bloody, bloody bloody! Bloody bloody, bloody bloody!

Bloody what? Bloody what? Bloody what? Bloody Mary!

Elian? Is that you baby?

Come on in, you're safe here. I will not send you back to Cuba.

Doctor Ya Ya, we'd like to talk to you about getting some ecstasy.

What do you know about ecstasy?

Only that you created it.

I'm trying to create it. Me and my roommate, Dave.

We're very close to cracking the formula.

We have the MDM, but we're missing something.

Of course. Amphetamine! The missing ingredient.

That's my stationery. My handwriting.

How did you get this? Who are you?

We're time travelers from the future.

Now, I'm sure you have a lot of questions.

No. I'm good.

We only have until midnight. Tell us where we can get some amphetamines?

Dave's been partying for four days straight.

He's a great artist.

He painted the painting you see behind me.

Let's see what we have. Some downers, yellow jackets, a Tinkerbell keychain,

which I will hold on to. Here we go.

Amphetamines!

Oh, my God, I have such a feeling of euphoria.

I, I... Glow stick dance!

Dave, look at me.

Our years of research have finally paid off.

This will make your younger self totally uninhibited.

How can I ever repay you?

Someday I'll call on you for a favor.

Cryptic.

Key Grammar Structures

• You gonna share that crack you're doing or what?

  ➔ Informal 'Gonna' contraction (be going to)

  ➔ In conversational English, 'going to' is often shortened to 'gonna'. Here, it indicates future intention or current progressive state.

• CIA agents are supposed to distribute crack to the Inner city

  ➔ Be supposed to (Modal phrase)

  ➔ Used to describe an expectation, duty, or what is commonly believed to be the correct or intended behavior.

• Isn't it time you see what all the fuss is about?

  ➔ Fixed expression 'Isn't it time + subject + verb (past tense)'

  ➔ We use the past tense here to express that something should have already happened or is overdue.

• You've been inside all day.

  ➔ Present Perfect Continuous

  ➔ Used to describe an action that started in the past and continues up to the present moment.

• I told you, I want this to be special for you.

  ➔ Infinitive clause 'want + object + to be'

  ➔ The structure 'want someone/something to be [adjective]' is used to express a desire for a particular state to exist.

• I should work at the frame shop.

  ➔ Modal verb 'should' (Advice/Recommendation)

  ➔ Used here to express a self-reflection or a realization about a potentially better path in life.

• If I can't move, I can't work.

  ➔ First Conditional

  ➔ Structure: If + present simple, + [result clause in present simple/will]. Used for real possibilities.

• They're worse than before.

  ➔ Comparative Adjective (bad -> worse)

  ➔ The irregular comparative form of 'bad' used to express that the current state is more negative than the previous one.