– English Lyrics

Lyrics & Translation

[English]

Grandpa, pick up the bucket of water. I'm  trying, but I think the game is bugged.

No, you're just terrible at video  games. Let me do it. No, I got this.

Oh, nice going, Ryan. You distracted me  and now I died. I have to start over.

Great. And now the entire thing is frozen on  Cartoon Cat's creepy face staring us down.  

Huh. That is kind of weird. Uh, let's  go look it up and see if other people  

are having the same problem. We'll be right back.

Huh? He's gone. Cartoon cat game.

Huh? No results. That can't be right.  Grandpa was just playing it. Uh,  

try typing in is there a Cartoon Cat video game?

Okay. How are we getting absolutely nothing?  Google's not even answering our question.  

Maybe we have the name of the game  wrong. Let's go ask Grandpa. Yeah.

Uh, hey, Grandpa. Hey. Beautiful day. Stand  in the dark, isn't it? Okay, Grandpa. Look, we  

just looked up the game and it turns out that it  doesn't exist. Yeah, where did you even get it? Of  

course, it exists. And good news, I got it working  once again. So, why don't you just come on in and

Okay, boy. You do not want to  go in there. I mean, you can.  

It's your choice. But spoiler alert, it's clocked.  Grandpa, if you're right there, then who's that?

There's nothing there. Grandpa, I think there's  something weird going on here. We just saw you.  

And apparently that cartoon cat game doesn't  exist. Okay, so let me get this straight. You saw  

something that isn't there, and now something  that is there doesn't exist. Do me a favor.  

Go to the shed and get my chainsaw. I  think I know how to fix the game. Okay,  

while you do that, I'm going to  go to the garage and get a drink.

Chainsaw.

Oh my god. Uh, hey little  guy. How did you get in here?

Okay, now that that don't seem right.

Need the pepper.

Thank you. Wait a second. We've  been out of Pepper for weeks.

Nice cold water. That's what I'm talking about.  It's so dark. I can't see anything. What is that?

I just had an encounter with a saying on the count  of three. 1 2 3. Cartoon cat. I knew it. You guys  

are so annoying. But I saw him, too. I think he's  toying with us because if he wanted to kill us,  

he would have done it by now. Okay. What are  we going to do? I have an idea. Tell me you  

got the chainsaw. No, I tried, but he was  Well, I got scared. I'm not surprised. Okay,  

I I I normally would be mad, but I actually think  I have a better idea. Okay, what is it? I have  

to make a phone call. Thank you for coming,  Mr. H. Call me Henderson. Trevor Henderson.  

Oh my god. You're Yep. Henderson. Trevor. Trevor.  Henderson. Hender. Sin. Trevor. Yeah, right. But  

you're the guy who created Longhorn and Siren Head  and Cartoon Cat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I make  

scary monsters. Or they used to be scary until  bunch of YouTubers took them and made them all  

jokes. Right. I wonder who was doing that. Look,  Trevor, you are aware that your monsters are real,  

right? Well, yeah. When God gave me these hands  and I got that magical paper from the witch,  

uh, well, she does live down the street, but uh,  yeah, I I I draw monsters and they become real  

now. Okay. Okay. So, have you thought of just  not making any more monsters? I can't stop it.  

I have no control over my hands whatsoever.  Okay. Well, look, a cartoon cat is after us,  

and we need to know how to stop him. Wait.  Cartoon Cat is here. Yeah, I'm out. Wait. We  

need to know what to do. There's nothing you guys  can do. He's my most powerful creation. You're  

all going to die and I'm not going to be here  to die, too. Is that my hand or one of yours?

Not again. Cartoon. Ink.

What does that mean? Made cartoon. He's made of  ink. I think he's trying to tell us that the way  

to defeat him is by using cartoon logic. I have  an idea. Okay. So, I locked Cartoon Cat in the  

room with this cartoon key. Okay. But why am I  Spongebob? We can't fight Cartoon Cat because  

we're humans. But another cartoon can. So, uh, go  in there dressed as Spongebob and attack him. No.

Grandma, this can be really dangerous. I know.  Anthony can get seriously hurt. Fingers crossed.

What do you think won? Five bucks says  it was the cat. I hope it's not the cat.

Anthony made it out. That means he  must have defeated cartoon cat. No,  

not even close. He dropped an anvil  on my head, drove a train into me,  

and then he drew a circle in the ground with  chalk and escaped through it. But thankfully,  

at least he gave me this band-aid,  these crutches, and these wraps. So,  

I guess I don't know. Maybe he cares a little  bit. We're going to have to get more creative.

Perfect. He fell for the old baby in the road  trick. I knew he'd feel inclined to help him.

Yes, I flattened him.

This is going to be harder than I thought.

Hey, next in line. All right, time to take a  picture for our picture day for the school. Soon  

this way you can be in the yearbook here.  Why don't we stay on lights there? Yeah,  

the lighting is so good right there. Just don't  move. Hurry it up. Hurry up. I got a long line of  

people waiting to take their photo. Come on, Ryan.  Get out of the photo. Press the button. Smile.

It worked. The old cartoon bowling ball trick  never fails. Except for this time it failed.

Uh, Ryan, you torched the wrong person.  Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay,  

be before you kill me, uh, I'm working on  a standup routine. How about a joke? Um,  

so one time there was a submarine and an  octopus. They they went to a wedding and  

and then and then and then um and then  because a submarine's not a person,  

so why was it there? And then the the parents of  the groom said, "Congrats. I don't really think  

you're going to make it as a stand-up comedian."  I'm not trying to be blow him up, right?

Uh, Brian, I think the bomb is on my shoulder.

What do I do? Huh? That's what Trevor Henderson  

meant by ink. Water smudges  ink just like in the game.

Huh?

What are you doing? Pick up the bucket. I am  trying. I think the real life is bugged. No,  

I think you're the one that's bugged.  I'll do it. No. I got this. No,  

Grandpa. Every single time you  are grabbing too high, go lower.

You're an idiot. Wait a minute. My  glasses were fogged. Let's do this.

I don't know why I'm going so slow.

Got him. Wait. If we're all right here,  then who left us the bucket of water?

Nah, whatever. I have a fun idea.  Let's flush him down the toilet.

Okay, so who wants to finish the game? Oh, what?  Oh. Oh, you're just going to walk away from me  

without saying a word, cowards. Shout out to Nugie  Bear Emmer. Thank you so much for being a member.  

If you want your own shout out, you can become  a member, too, by clicking the link down below.  

Click one of those boxes on screen. Thank you  for watching. We'll see you guys again next week.

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
bucket /ˈbʌkɪt/ A2	noun - a cylindrical open container with a handle used to hold or carry liquids
bugged /bʌɡd/ B2	adjective - containing a malfunction or technical error, especially in software
distracted /dɪˈstræktɪd/ B1	verb - to have drawn someone's attention away from what they were doing
frozen /ˈfroʊzən/ A2	adjective - stuck or unresponsive (of a computer screen or system)
creepy /ˈkriːpi/ B1	adjective - causing an unpleasant feeling of fear or unease
exist /ɪɡˈzɪst/ B1	verb - to have objective reality or being
chainsaw /ˈtʃeɪnsɔː/ B2	noun - a power-driven tool with a cutting chain
encounter /ɪnˈkaʊntər/ B2	noun - an unexpected or casual meeting with someone or something
annoying /əˈnɔɪɪŋ/ A2	adjective - causing irritation or slight anger
toying /ˈtɔɪɪŋ/ B2	verb - to treat someone or something without serious intent; to play with
monsters /ˈmɒnstərz/ A2	noun - imaginary creatures that are typically large, ugly, and frightening
magical /ˈmædʒɪkəl/ B1	adjective - having supernatural powers
defeat /dɪˈfiːt/ B1	verb - to win a victory over someone
dangerous /ˈdeɪndʒərəs/ A2	adjective - able or likely to cause harm or injury
anvil /ˈænvɪl/ C2	noun - a heavy iron block on which heated metals are shaped by hammering
inclined /ɪnˈklaɪnd/ B2	adjective - feeling willing or likely to do something
flattened /ˈflætənd/ B1	verb - to make something flat
smudges /ˈsmʌdʒɪz/ C1	verb - to blur or smear something

Key Grammar Structures

• I'm trying, but I think the game is bugged.

  ➔ Present Continuous and Passive Voice

  ➔ Use "I'm trying" for ongoing action and "is bugged" to describe a state using the passive participle.

• See if other people are having the same problem.

  ➔ Reported speech structure (indirect question)

  ➔ The clause "if other people are having..." acts as an indirect question object for the verb "see".

• You do not want to go in there.

  ➔ Modal verb for advice/strong suggestion

  ➔ The modal "do not want to" is used here as a way to strongly advise someone against an action.

• I'm going to go to the garage and get a drink.

  ➔ Future intention (going to + verb)

  ➔ Use "going to" followed by base verbs "go" and "get" to express a planned future action.

• If he wanted to kill us, he would have done it by now.

  ➔ Third conditional (mixed/hypothetical past)

  ➔ A structure using "wanted" (past) and "would have done" to express a hypothetical situation in the past.

• You're the guy who created Longhorn and Siren Head.

  ➔ Relative clause with 'who'

  ➔ The "who created..." clause defines the noun "guy" by specifying who the person is.

• I'm not going to be here to die, too.

  ➔ Adverbial usage of 'too' (also)

  ➔ "Too" is placed at the end of the clause to add that the speaker is also included in the potential dying scenario.

• Water smudges ink just like in the game.

  ➔ Comparison using 'just like'

  ➔ The phrase "just like" is used to emphasize the exact similarity between the action in the game and in reality.