Tooki ba waba!
00:00
00:01
Hao!
00:03
Iki baba.
00:06
[CHUCKLES]
00:07
(SINGING) I laila, 'O Kaua'i la
00:09
No malihini 'ohana
00:12
Welcome cousins, a'cmon by
00:14
Aloha e komo mai
00:17
STITCH: Maka maka!
00:18
I laila, 'O Kaua'i la
00:19
No malahini 'ohana
00:21
Welcome cousins, a'cmon
00:24
Aloha e komo mai
00:25
Aloha e komo mai
00:28
STITCH: [CHUCKLES]
Iki tooki nee hai!
00:29
Iki tooki nee hai
00:35
Aka tiki baba
00:36
Aka tiki baba
00:37
Gaba ika tasoopa?
00:38
Gaba ika tasoopa?
Oocha!
00:39
Oocha!
Chika!
00:40
Chika!
Miki miki coconut!
00:41
I laila, 'O Kaua'i la
00:42
No malahini 'ohana
00:44
Welcome cousins, a'cmon by
00:47
Aloha e komo mai
00:49
STITCH: Tooki ba waba.
00:50
Aloha e komo mai
00:51
STITCH: [CHUCKLES]
00:52
Aloha e komo mai
00:53
Bye!
00:56
00:56
HOST: Today's speaker has helped
thousands of people through her
01:01
syndicated TV and
radio shows, and is
01:04
the best-selling author of I'm
peachy, you're peachy, which--
01:06
COLLEAGUE: Here's
your water, Doctor.
01:10
Whoa!
01:12
Oh, I'm sorry, Doctor.
01:12
I'll get a mop.
01:14
I'll get a mop.
01:15
01:16
HOST: The last stop on
their worldwide tour.
01:18
Please, give a warm--
01:22
[GROWLS]
01:23
01:26
Ow!
01:26
What is that thing?
01:28
A mutant porcupine or--
01:29
buh!
01:33
HOST: Ladies and gentlemen, the
smartest person in the world,
01:33
Dr. Gladys Okra.
01:38
[APPLAUSE, CHEERING]
01:41
Duh!
01:42
[NONSENSE SINGING] Wee!
01:44
The tummy bone's connected
to the head bone.
01:48
She doesn't sound nearly
as smart as she does on TV.
01:50
Toot lama lama honk honk!
01:53
01:55
What's that?
01:59
[EXCLAIMING SOUNDS]
02:01
02:03
[SINISTER LAUGHS]
02:04
02:07
KUMU: Good work today, class.
02:08
But before you go,
I have a reminder.
02:10
Tomorrow is the Ohana-Rama
Trivia Championship.
02:14
And this year, we have an
outstanding grand prize.
02:17
Oh, goody.
02:20
I get a prize.
02:21
And what makes you think your
family's gonna win, Mertle?
02:22
Because we always win.
02:25
KUMU: It's a brand-new computer.
02:27
[EXCITED SCREAMS]
02:29
02:30
So brush up on your trivia.
02:31
LILO: But you already
have a computer.
02:33
Three, actually.
02:35
That's why I'm a child prodigy.
02:36
TERESA: I bet Lilo's not smart
enough to even have a computer.
02:38
LILO: I have advanced
alien technology computers.
02:42
And then there's my dog.
02:45
He knows molecular physics.
02:47
02:49
Bark, bark.
02:59
I always knew you
were densely low,
03:01
but I didn't know you could
be outsmarted by a dog.
03:03
GIRLS: Yeah.
03:07
MERTLE: But I know
one thing for sure.
03:09
If your family is
half as thick you are,
03:11
you don't stand a chance
at the Ohana-Rama.
03:13
03:16
Gadjanafee!
03:23
No, Stitch.
03:24
We're going to need more than
a voodoo doll to beat Mertle.
03:25
Our family does
always win somehow.
03:28
03:32
Jumba, have you
seen the colander?
03:35
Hey!
03:38
That better be an electric
spaghetti strainer,
03:39
or we're having soggy pasta.
03:41
Is not for cooking,
is eviliminator.
03:43
New genius way for turning
experiments from bad to good.
03:47
I'm testing on Experiment
110, designed to annoy enemies
03:50
with nonstop talking.
03:53
Anyway, she's a Sagittarius.
I'm a Leo.
03:56
So we're really good--
hey, what's going on?
03:57
Oh, is that for me?
What's it do?
03:58
Hey, Jumba.
04:00
Maybe we can go out for
ice cream later, huh?
04:00
Can we?
04:01
Can we?
Can we?
04:01
My favorite's pistachio, but
rocky road's pretty good too.
04:02
I also like peppermint cherry
and chocolate almond and cookie
04:04
double crunch and pumpkin
blueberry, mocha mint chip,
04:06
and, of course, that
seasonal ho-ho-ho.
04:08
Get it?
Christmas.
04:09
Ha ha!
04:10
[COUGHS] Vanilla
bean, tutti-frutti,
04:14
fudge nut swirl, butter pecan,
apple walnut, banana chocolate
04:17
chip, blackberry ice, chocolate
banana hazelnut, cashew butter
04:19
crunch, maple parfait, cinnamon
banana walnut, lemon sorbet,
04:21
coconut pineapple, key lime,
pistachio, blueberry ripple,
04:23
chunky mango peanut
butter, strawberry,
04:26
praline, caramel delight,
or cinnamon punch.
04:27
Eh, perhaps polarity needs
minor readjustmentation.
04:29
Has it ever occurred
to you that there
04:33
might be a better way to turn
evil experiments to good, huh?
04:35
Better than untested
hazardous technology?
04:38
Impossible.
04:41
No such thing exists.
04:42
Well, Mr. I'm such a super
genius I think I know everything
04:43
and never give my
roommate any credit even
04:47
when he's right especially about
wearing white after Labor Day--
04:49
I've been watching
Dr. Okra on TV,
04:51
and I've learned
how earthlings deal
04:54
with their emotional problems.
04:55
It's fascinating.
04:57
First, they all sit in a circle
and then hugging, crying.
04:58
Oh, and throwing chairs!
05:03
Evil genius
Jumba is intrigued.
05:05
LILO: Jumba, Pleakley,
get your hat and wig!
05:07
We need to go to the museum
to brush up on our trivia.
05:11
05:14
Gentlemen, you are the
finest minds on the planet.
05:17
And together, you're going
to whoop Mertle Edmonds
05:21
in the Ohana-Rama tomorrow.
05:23
The Owhattawhoda?
05:25
LILO: Ohana-Rama It's a contest.
05:26
Kind of like a game show.
05:31
Hey, if fun inane contest
is not until tomorrow,
05:33
why are we not relaxationing
at home with frosty beverage?
05:36
Practice.
05:40
Trivia contests mean you have to
know every fact about anything
05:41
that ever happens anywhere.
05:45
STITCH: Ow!
05:47
Ooh!
05:48
Free soda!
05:49
[BURPS]
05:50
How come you're not
on the team with us?
05:51
Well, I'm just a
dopey little earthling,
05:53
and we need alien
geniuses on our team.
05:57
Heh!
06:00
Then why is Pleakley here?
06:01
Hey!
06:02
Ha ha ha!
06:03
Kidding.
06:04
06:05
Ookataka!
06:10
[INAUDIBLE] Ramond Akachuta.
06:11
LILO: Everything going OK?
06:14
Ookataka!
06:15
Hmm.
06:18
Is reminding me of
ex-wife before facelift.
06:19
"Wash with like colors only."
06:25
They're sure to
ask that question.
06:28
PEOPLE: [SCREAMS]
06:29
Experiment 319!
06:33
Run!
06:35
[SCREAMING]
06:37
06:40
LILO: Stitch, that's
one of your cousins.
06:41
06:43
SPIKE: Grr!
06:49
Oh!
06:51
[SCREAMS]
06:52
Ow!
06:59
Ooh!
07:00
Ow!
07:01
Magata!
07:02
07:03
[GRUNTS]
07:08
STITCH: Yee-hah!
07:08
Hmm.
07:09
Ow!
07:11
[CHUCKLES]
07:11
Way to go, Stitch.
07:14
Stitch, what's wrong?
07:16
Buh!
07:18
07:19
WENDY PLEAKLEY: Now this
might pinch a little.
07:25
07:27
Please try to be more
cushy with the tushy.
07:39
Well, it's your own fault--
07:42
JUMBA: Ow!
07:43
--Mr. Evil Experiment Maker.
07:44
Wow, that's a huge bandage.
07:46
Ooh!
07:50
It's going to be a long
time before sitting
07:51
on evil genius keister.
07:52
Jumba, why weren't
you affected by Spike?
07:54
Spike?
07:57
Experiment 319.
07:58
I'm calling him Spike.
08:00
JUMBA: Name is all
too appropriate,
08:01
but to answer question, even
Jumba's superior alien bottom
08:03
is not immune to spiky spikes.
08:07
Then how come you're not
acting dopey like Stitch?
08:10
La, la, La.
08:13
La, la, la.
08:15
La--
08:16
JUMBA: Well, for because Jumba
designed Experiment 319 to take
08:17
normally intelligent
planetary populations
08:20
and increase silly goof factor
by 99%, leaving only 1% clever.
08:23
LILO: So?
08:29
So even 1% Jumba brains
is plenty super genius.
08:30
Ha ha!
08:34
Heh.
08:35
Hi!
08:36
Huh?
08:37
Grr!
08:39
[GRUNTS]
08:40
Oh, brother.
08:43
Tell me this is only temporary.
08:45
In 48 hours, 626
will be back to having
08:47
brain like supercomputer.
08:50
Until then, you
will have to settle
08:52
for brain like chicken salad.
08:54
[CHUCKLES] I shouldn't laugh.
08:56
But the Ohana-Rama
is tomorrow, and we
08:58
need three people to play.
09:00
Then little girl must compete.
09:02
I can't play against Mertle.
09:05
I'd just mess everything up.
09:07
09:09
What if I rebuilt Stitch's
smarts from scratch?
09:12
626 does have accelerated
memory rebooting capabilities.
09:15
Good enough for me.
09:20
Come on, Stitch.
09:21
Stitch!
09:23
Guuh!
09:24
09:25
So what do we
do with this guy?
09:29
Just give me a few minutes
to recalibrate eviliminator.
09:31
Oh, no, you don't!
09:35
But little girl is busy
un-unsmartifying Experiment 626.
09:36
How is 319 supposed to
be converted to good?
09:41
I'll use the Dr. Okra method.
09:44
It looks like we're
all here, so let's begin.
09:47
Using my extensive Earth
expertise, I've adapted Dr.
09:50
Okra's theories into my very own
seminar entitled "Evil Attitude
09:53
Remodification and Wayward
Anger Extraction," or, as I
09:57
like to call it, EARWAX.
10:00
Oh.
10:03
We'll begin with
level 1, sharing.
10:04
Fibber here will buzz if
you don't tell the truth,
10:07
so please speak
openly and honestly.
10:09
Does anyone have anything they'd
like to share with the group?
10:12
10:14
Anybody?
10:19
[INSECT CHIRPING]
10:19
Well, I have something, but--
10:21
Oh, no, no,
please, go on, Nosy.
10:23
You'll feel much better if you
just get it off your chest.
10:25
OK.
10:28
His antenna thingy?
10:30
It isn't really green.
10:31
[GASPS]
CLYDE: What?
10:33
Wait a minute, you--
10:34
NOSY: Nope.
10:35
He's going prematurely orange,
but dyes it green at night
10:36
so no one will notice.
10:39
No, I don't!
10:40
[BUZZES]
10:41
10:42
And that's not all!
10:42
He plucks his unibrow--
10:43
That's enough!
10:45
You're supposed to share
things about yourself,
10:46
not other people, especially me.
10:48
I'll share something
about myself.
10:50
I'm bored!
10:52
I'm too smart for this stuff!
10:54
FIBBER: [BUZZES]
10:55
10:56
Hey, Bonnie, if
you're so smart,
10:57
how come we ended
up in the slammer?
10:59
Oh, can it, Clyde!
11:01
It's your fault we got
nabbed in the first place.
11:03
FIBBER: [BUZZES]
11:06
Why, you little so-and-so.
11:07
I'll mangle you!
11:09
OK, let's just skip to
level 5, aromatherapy.
11:10
BONNIE: Where'd that come from?
11:15
WENDY PLEAKLEY: None
of your business.
11:17
Now.
11:18
Aromatherapy, interestingly
enough, is the study
11:19
of smells, aromas, and odors.
11:21
Waah!
11:23
Grr!
11:24
11:25
[SNORTS]
11:31
Yeah, now this
is more like it!
11:32
Yeah, this is better than
Taco night in the big house.
11:35
No, no, no!
11:39
Senseless violence won't
lead to hugging and crying.
11:40
You're doing it all wrong!
11:43
Waah!
11:44
Who threw that?
11:46
That is supposed to be a chair.
11:47
[EXPERIMENTS GRUNTING]
11:50
11:53
OK, Stitch.
11:54
Prepare for the
ultimate cram session.
11:55
Buggy.
11:59
12:00
Cowboy.
12:03
12:04
Pleakley!
12:07
[GOBBLES] [BURPS]
12:08
[GRUNTING, SNARLING]
12:45
12:47
Take that!
12:47
Why you--
12:49
Aah!
12:50
12:51
Aah!
12:54
Whoo!
12:57
I should be taking notes.
12:58
This is great stuff.
13:00
Waah!
13:02
[CHUCKLES]
13:03
13:06
That's it!
13:09
Dr. Okra says we're supposed
to be hugging and crying.
13:10
We're gonna hug and cry!
13:12
Oh, boy.
13:15
Me and my big mouth.
13:16
[OPENING DOOR]
13:20
[CLATTERING]
13:21
13:22
WENDY PLEAKLEY: [SHRIEKS]
I don't think you're evil.
13:23
I think you're special.
13:31
You just need a big hug.
13:33
Unh!
13:35
[WHIMPERS] [CRIES]
13:38
Aw!
13:44
I'm sorry, Clyde.
13:46
I'm sorry, Bonnie.
13:48
[SNIFFLES]
13:49
I'm not gonna cry.
13:51
I'm not gonna cry.
13:52
I'm not gonna cry.
13:53
[BUZZES]
13:54
[CRIES] [NOSE BLOWS]
This is so beautiful.
13:55
LILO: I heard on TV
that listening to Mozart
14:04
makes you smart.
14:06
If that's true, listening to
Elvis will make you super smart.
14:08
[MUSIC PLAYING]
14:12
14:13
You recognize him, don't you?
14:14
It's working!
14:16
It's working!
14:18
Let the King's music heal you!
14:19
[MUSIC STOPS]
14:22
14:26
[IMITATES AIRPLANE]
[CHUCKLES] [GRUNTS]
14:29
I give up.
14:35
Stitch is just as big
a dodo head as I am.
14:37
Mertle's going to win
the Ohana-Rama for sure.
14:41
14:44
Will this take
much longer, Myrna?
14:55
I've got a 5 o'clock yoga
class tomorrow morning.
14:58
Focus, Aunt Stacy.
15:01
Just remember to let me
answer all of the questions.
15:02
[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
15:06
15:07
I wish we had someone
smarter than me playing.
15:08
Don't you fret.
15:11
I stayed up all night
studying the difference
15:13
between argyle and gargoyle.
15:15
We're doomed.
15:18
OK, we're down to the final
round in this year's Ohana-Rama.
15:20
Lilo, you won the coin toss.
15:25
So the first question for
your ohana goes to you.
15:27
True or false: There
is firm evidence
15:30
of aliens from other
planets visiting Earth.
15:33
[GASPS] True!
15:35
I'm sorry.
15:39
That's incorrect.
15:40
Edmonds?
15:42
False.
15:43
Only weirdlo's lame enough
to believe in aliens.
15:45
15:48
KUMU: The next question is
for Lilo's uncle, Jumba.
15:51
At opposition,
how far is Jupiter
15:54
from the Earth: 6
million, 60 million,
15:56
or 600,000,000 kilometers?
16:00
Aha!
16:02
Is tricksy many choice question.
16:03
Thanks to subspace fold
in fabric of solar system,
16:05
actual distance to
massive planet is 14 feet.
16:09
KUMU: No, that's incorrect.
16:14
Mertle's ohana?
16:16
(WHISPERING)
Stacy, you're wrong!
16:18
No!
16:20
600,000,000 kilometers.
16:21
That's correct.
16:24
What?
16:25
You dare question my genius?
16:26
I, who invented edible hair?
16:29
Forget it, Uncle Jumba.
16:31
We'll get the next one.
16:33
16:35
Maybe this would be a
good time to take a break.
16:38
I can't believe it.
16:41
This is the worst day
of my entire life.
16:43
Aah!
16:47
[CHUCKLES] Thanks
but no thanks, Spike.
16:48
WENDY PLEAKLEY: It's OK, Lilo.
16:51
He's turned good
thanks to EARWAX.
16:52
I know.
16:55
But one stray quill and he
could make me even unsmarter
16:56
than I already am.
16:59
Hey, I know!
17:01
Spike, why don't you go give
Mertle a big sloppy hug?
17:03
WENDY PLEAKLEY: Now, Lilo,
I'm no expert on Earth ethics.
17:08
Well, actually, I am.
17:12
And that would be cheating!
17:13
[SIGHS] You're right.
17:14
If we're going to beat the
Edmonds, we've got to do it fair
17:17
and square.
17:19
Right, Stitch?
17:20
Come back, Shiny!
17:23
Come on, Stitch.
17:26
No one's supposed
to be back here.
17:28
Moses hasn't asked a
science question in a while,
17:31
so I'll keep that page open.
17:34
Good.
17:37
Just be ready to
tell me the answers.
17:38
Mertle's cheating!
17:41
No wonder she seems so smart.
17:43
17:46
Poor Teresa having to do
slave work for Mertle.
17:49
I bet she could use a hug.
17:53
[CHUCKLES]
17:55
TERESA: Aah!
17:57
Get off me!
17:58
Eh!
17:59
18:00
Come on, Stitch.
18:02
I think we can
handle Mertle now.
18:04
Mertle, this next
question is for you.
18:08
Complete this phrase.
18:10
For every action, there is
an equal and opposite blank.
18:12
Oh, a science question.
18:16
That's easy.
18:19
For every action, there's
an equal and opposite--
18:20
Bucket of monkeys!
18:23
--bucket of monkeys.
18:25
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
18:27
18:28
MAN: Oh, man.
18:29
That's not what I meant.
18:30
I meant--
18:32
I'm sorry.
18:33
That's incorrect.
18:34
Lilo's team?
18:35
Considering multidimensional
pool of deltarian antimatter--
18:36
Reaction!
18:39
That's correct.
18:40
[HONKS]
18:41
Hmm.
18:42
Is highly oversimplified.
18:43
That's not fair!
18:46
Oh, be quiet, Maureen.
18:48
My name is Mertle!
18:49
Maybe Aunt Stacy and I should
answer some questions now, dear.
18:52
No!
18:55
It won't happen again!
18:56
It better not!
18:58
Duh!
18:59
19:00
For Lilo's Aunt
Pleakley, true or false:
19:08
Cotton T-shirts should be
washed with light colors only.
19:11
True!
19:14
Hey, I'm smart.
19:15
KUMU: Correct.
19:16
And with only 40 points
separating the teams,
19:17
we go into the lightning round.
19:20
Can I have one player
from each ohana?
19:22
Maybe Aunt Stacy should--
19:25
No!
19:26
I'm going to play.
19:27
I should play.
19:29
I'm the Earth expert here.
19:30
Well, yeah, but Jumba has
IQ larger than some galaxies.
19:31
No, let me do it.
19:35
But little girl thought
not-so-friendly friend
19:37
Mertle was smarter than she.
19:40
Not anymore.
19:41
Weirdlo?
19:43
I'm playing against you?
19:44
This is gonna be
easier than I thought.
19:46
You don't scare me, Mertle.
19:48
Are you ready, girls?
19:50
First question.
19:51
Where is the Eiffel
Tower located?
19:53
TERESA: In the bathroom.
19:56
In the bathroom.
19:57
Paris, France.
19:59
10 points for Lilo.
20:00
What did Neil Armstrong say
when he landed on the moon?
20:02
Tastes like chicken.
20:06
LILO: This is one small step for
man, one giant leap for mankind!
20:07
KUMU: Correct.
20:11
How many feet in a mile?
20:13
Bundt cake!
20:14
5,280.
20:15
KUMU: Who wrote Hamlet?
20:17
Chauncey Pickles!
20:19
William Shakespeare!
20:20
KUMU: And the score is tied.
20:21
I like pickles.
20:24
20:26
This is your final question.
20:29
What is the Hawaiian
word for friendship?
20:31
What kind of question is that?
20:35
I don't know anything
about friendship.
20:37
That's easy.
20:39
Pilialoha!
20:41
That's correct.
20:42
Lilo's team wins.
20:44
[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]
20:45
[HONKS]
20:47
20:48
[CHUCKLES]
20:49
20:51
No fair!
20:51
That was a dumb question!
20:53
Just because you didn't know
it doesn't mean it was dumb,
20:55
Mertle.
20:57
Congratulations, Lilo.
20:58
Your family wins
the new computer
21:00
and encyclopedias on DVD.
21:02
I can't believe we lost!
21:05
This is the worst
day of my life!
21:07
Aw.
21:09
21:10
MERTLE: Stop hugging me.
21:13
Ouch!
21:15
Hey, that hurt, you!
21:16
Duh!
21:18
[GIBBERISH]
21:19
[CHUCKLES]
21:20
WENDY PLEAKLEY: Nosy, do
you have something you'd
21:23
like to share with the group?
21:25
My name is Nosy,
and I'm a gossip.
21:26
[SOBS]
21:31
[CLAPS]
21:33
21:36
Who would have
thought spiky experiment
21:37
would make such good hugging
treatment practitioner?
21:39
[CHUCKLES]
21:42
Wakata tooka tooka.
21:43
Sorry, Stitch.
21:45
I donated the computer
to the community center.
21:47
I figure this family's
smart enough without it.
21:50
Heh.
21:53
Little girl is almost
as smart as evil genius.
21:55
[CHUCKLES] Almost.
21:59
22:00
[MUSIC PLAYING]
22:03
22:05
[AUDIO LOGO]
22:33
22:35
[AUDIO LOGO]
22:39
22:42
Lyrics & Translation
[English]
Tooki ba waba!
...
Hao!
Iki baba.
[CHUCKLES]
(SINGING) I laila, 'O Kaua'i la
No malihini 'ohana
Welcome cousins, a'cmon by
Aloha e komo mai
STITCH: Maka maka!
I laila, 'O Kaua'i la
No malahini 'ohana
Welcome cousins, a'cmon
Aloha e komo mai
Aloha e komo mai
STITCH: [CHUCKLES]
Iki tooki nee hai!
Iki tooki nee hai
Aka tiki baba
Aka tiki baba
Gaba ika tasoopa?
Gaba ika tasoopa?
Oocha!
Oocha!
Chika!
Chika!
Miki miki coconut!
I laila, 'O Kaua'i la
No malahini 'ohana
Welcome cousins, a'cmon by
Aloha e komo mai
STITCH: Tooki ba waba.
Aloha e komo mai
STITCH: [CHUCKLES]
Aloha e komo mai
Bye!
...
HOST: Today's speaker has helped
thousands of people through her
syndicated TV and
radio shows, and is
the best-selling author of I'm
peachy, you're peachy, which--
COLLEAGUE: Here's
your water, Doctor.
Whoa!
Oh, I'm sorry, Doctor.
I'll get a mop.
I'll get a mop.
...
HOST: The last stop on
their worldwide tour.
Please, give a warm--
[GROWLS]
...
Ow!
What is that thing?
A mutant porcupine or--
buh!
HOST: Ladies and gentlemen, the
smartest person in the world,
Dr. Gladys Okra.
[APPLAUSE, CHEERING]
Duh!
[NONSENSE SINGING] Wee!
The tummy bone's connected
to the head bone.
She doesn't sound nearly
as smart as she does on TV.
Toot lama lama honk honk!
...
What's that?
[EXCLAIMING SOUNDS]
...
[SINISTER LAUGHS]
...
KUMU: Good work today, class.
But before you go,
I have a reminder.
Tomorrow is the Ohana-Rama
Trivia Championship.
And this year, we have an
outstanding grand prize.
Oh, goody.
I get a prize.
And what makes you think your
family's gonna win, Mertle?
Because we always win.
KUMU: It's a brand-new computer.
[EXCITED SCREAMS]
...
So brush up on your trivia.
LILO: But you already
have a computer.
Three, actually.
That's why I'm a child prodigy.
TERESA: I bet Lilo's not smart
enough to even have a computer.
LILO: I have advanced
alien technology computers.
And then there's my dog.
He knows molecular physics.
...
Bark, bark.
I always knew you
were densely low,
but I didn't know you could
be outsmarted by a dog.
GIRLS: Yeah.
MERTLE: But I know
one thing for sure.
If your family is
half as thick you are,
you don't stand a chance
at the Ohana-Rama.
...
Gadjanafee!
No, Stitch.
We're going to need more than
a voodoo doll to beat Mertle.
Our family does
always win somehow.
...
Jumba, have you
seen the colander?
Hey!
That better be an electric
spaghetti strainer,
or we're having soggy pasta.
Is not for cooking,
is eviliminator.
New genius way for turning
experiments from bad to good.
I'm testing on Experiment
110, designed to annoy enemies
with nonstop talking.
Anyway, she's a Sagittarius.
I'm a Leo.
So we're really good--
hey, what's going on?
Oh, is that for me?
What's it do?
Hey, Jumba.
Maybe we can go out for
ice cream later, huh?
Can we?
Can we?
Can we?
My favorite's pistachio, but
rocky road's pretty good too.
I also like peppermint cherry
and chocolate almond and cookie
double crunch and pumpkin
blueberry, mocha mint chip,
and, of course, that
seasonal ho-ho-ho.
Get it?
Christmas.
Ha ha!
[COUGHS] Vanilla
bean, tutti-frutti,
fudge nut swirl, butter pecan,
apple walnut, banana chocolate
chip, blackberry ice, chocolate
banana hazelnut, cashew butter
crunch, maple parfait, cinnamon
banana walnut, lemon sorbet,
coconut pineapple, key lime,
pistachio, blueberry ripple,
chunky mango peanut
butter, strawberry,
praline, caramel delight,
or cinnamon punch.
Eh, perhaps polarity needs
minor readjustmentation.
Has it ever occurred
to you that there
might be a better way to turn
evil experiments to good, huh?
Better than untested
hazardous technology?
Impossible.
No such thing exists.
Well, Mr. I'm such a super
genius I think I know everything
and never give my
roommate any credit even
when he's right especially about
wearing white after Labor Day--
I've been watching
Dr. Okra on TV,
and I've learned
how earthlings deal
with their emotional problems.
It's fascinating.
First, they all sit in a circle
and then hugging, crying.
Oh, and throwing chairs!
Evil genius
Jumba is intrigued.
LILO: Jumba, Pleakley,
get your hat and wig!
We need to go to the museum
to brush up on our trivia.
...
Gentlemen, you are the
finest minds on the planet.
And together, you're going
to whoop Mertle Edmonds
in the Ohana-Rama tomorrow.
The Owhattawhoda?
LILO: Ohana-Rama It's a contest.
Kind of like a game show.
Hey, if fun inane contest
is not until tomorrow,
why are we not relaxationing
at home with frosty beverage?
Practice.
Trivia contests mean you have to
know every fact about anything
that ever happens anywhere.
STITCH: Ow!
Ooh!
Free soda!
[BURPS]
How come you're not
on the team with us?
Well, I'm just a
dopey little earthling,
and we need alien
geniuses on our team.
Heh!
Then why is Pleakley here?
Hey!
Ha ha ha!
Kidding.
...
Ookataka!
[INAUDIBLE] Ramond Akachuta.
LILO: Everything going OK?
Ookataka!
Hmm.
Is reminding me of
ex-wife before facelift.
"Wash with like colors only."
They're sure to
ask that question.
PEOPLE: [SCREAMS]
Experiment 319!
Run!
[SCREAMING]
...
LILO: Stitch, that's
one of your cousins.
...
SPIKE: Grr!
Oh!
[SCREAMS]
Ow!
Ooh!
Ow!
Magata!
...
[GRUNTS]
STITCH: Yee-hah!
Hmm.
Ow!
[CHUCKLES]
Way to go, Stitch.
Stitch, what's wrong?
Buh!
...
WENDY PLEAKLEY: Now this
might pinch a little.
...
Please try to be more
cushy with the tushy.
Well, it's your own fault--
JUMBA: Ow!
--Mr. Evil Experiment Maker.
Wow, that's a huge bandage.
Ooh!
It's going to be a long
time before sitting
on evil genius keister.
Jumba, why weren't
you affected by Spike?
Spike?
Experiment 319.
I'm calling him Spike.
JUMBA: Name is all
too appropriate,
but to answer question, even
Jumba's superior alien bottom
is not immune to spiky spikes.
Then how come you're not
acting dopey like Stitch?
La, la, La.
La, la, la.
La--
JUMBA: Well, for because Jumba
designed Experiment 319 to take
normally intelligent
planetary populations
and increase silly goof factor
by 99%, leaving only 1% clever.
LILO: So?
So even 1% Jumba brains
is plenty super genius.
Ha ha!
Heh.
Hi!
Huh?
Grr!
[GRUNTS]
Oh, brother.
Tell me this is only temporary.
In 48 hours, 626
will be back to having
brain like supercomputer.
Until then, you
will have to settle
for brain like chicken salad.
[CHUCKLES] I shouldn't laugh.
But the Ohana-Rama
is tomorrow, and we
need three people to play.
Then little girl must compete.
I can't play against Mertle.
I'd just mess everything up.
...
What if I rebuilt Stitch's
smarts from scratch?
626 does have accelerated
memory rebooting capabilities.
Good enough for me.
Come on, Stitch.
Stitch!
Guuh!
...
So what do we
do with this guy?
Just give me a few minutes
to recalibrate eviliminator.
Oh, no, you don't!
But little girl is busy
un-unsmartifying Experiment 626.
How is 319 supposed to
be converted to good?
I'll use the Dr. Okra method.
It looks like we're
all here, so let's begin.
Using my extensive Earth
expertise, I've adapted Dr.
Okra's theories into my very own
seminar entitled "Evil Attitude
Remodification and Wayward
Anger Extraction," or, as I
like to call it, EARWAX.
Oh.
We'll begin with
level 1, sharing.
Fibber here will buzz if
you don't tell the truth,
so please speak
openly and honestly.
Does anyone have anything they'd
like to share with the group?
...
Anybody?
[INSECT CHIRPING]
Well, I have something, but--
Oh, no, no,
please, go on, Nosy.
You'll feel much better if you
just get it off your chest.
OK.
His antenna thingy?
It isn't really green.
[GASPS]
CLYDE: What?
Wait a minute, you--
NOSY: Nope.
He's going prematurely orange,
but dyes it green at night
so no one will notice.
No, I don't!
[BUZZES]
...
And that's not all!
He plucks his unibrow--
That's enough!
You're supposed to share
things about yourself,
not other people, especially me.
I'll share something
about myself.
I'm bored!
I'm too smart for this stuff!
FIBBER: [BUZZES]
...
Hey, Bonnie, if
you're so smart,
how come we ended
up in the slammer?
Oh, can it, Clyde!
It's your fault we got
nabbed in the first place.
FIBBER: [BUZZES]
Why, you little so-and-so.
I'll mangle you!
OK, let's just skip to
level 5, aromatherapy.
BONNIE: Where'd that come from?
WENDY PLEAKLEY: None
of your business.
Now.
Aromatherapy, interestingly
enough, is the study
of smells, aromas, and odors.
Waah!
Grr!
...
[SNORTS]
Yeah, now this
is more like it!
Yeah, this is better than
Taco night in the big house.
No, no, no!
Senseless violence won't
lead to hugging and crying.
You're doing it all wrong!
Waah!
Who threw that?
That is supposed to be a chair.
[EXPERIMENTS GRUNTING]
...
OK, Stitch.
Prepare for the
ultimate cram session.
Buggy.
...
Cowboy.
...
Pleakley!
[GOBBLES] [BURPS]
[GRUNTING, SNARLING]
...
Take that!
Why you--
Aah!
...
Aah!
Whoo!
I should be taking notes.
This is great stuff.
Waah!
[CHUCKLES]
...
That's it!
Dr. Okra says we're supposed
to be hugging and crying.
We're gonna hug and cry!
Oh, boy.
Me and my big mouth.
[OPENING DOOR]
[CLATTERING]
...
WENDY PLEAKLEY: [SHRIEKS]
I don't think you're evil.
I think you're special.
You just need a big hug.
Unh!
[WHIMPERS] [CRIES]
Aw!
I'm sorry, Clyde.
I'm sorry, Bonnie.
[SNIFFLES]
I'm not gonna cry.
I'm not gonna cry.
I'm not gonna cry.
[BUZZES]
[CRIES] [NOSE BLOWS]
This is so beautiful.
LILO: I heard on TV
that listening to Mozart
makes you smart.
If that's true, listening to
Elvis will make you super smart.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
...
You recognize him, don't you?
It's working!
It's working!
Let the King's music heal you!
[MUSIC STOPS]
...
[IMITATES AIRPLANE]
[CHUCKLES] [GRUNTS]
I give up.
Stitch is just as big
a dodo head as I am.
Mertle's going to win
the Ohana-Rama for sure.
...
Will this take
much longer, Myrna?
I've got a 5 o'clock yoga
class tomorrow morning.
Focus, Aunt Stacy.
Just remember to let me
answer all of the questions.
[BLOWS RASPBERRY]
...
I wish we had someone
smarter than me playing.
Don't you fret.
I stayed up all night
studying the difference
between argyle and gargoyle.
We're doomed.
OK, we're down to the final
round in this year's Ohana-Rama.
Lilo, you won the coin toss.
So the first question for
your ohana goes to you.
True or false: There
is firm evidence
of aliens from other
planets visiting Earth.
[GASPS] True!
I'm sorry.
That's incorrect.
Edmonds?
False.
Only weirdlo's lame enough
to believe in aliens.
...
KUMU: The next question is
for Lilo's uncle, Jumba.
At opposition,
how far is Jupiter
from the Earth: 6
million, 60 million,
or 600,000,000 kilometers?
Aha!
Is tricksy many choice question.
Thanks to subspace fold
in fabric of solar system,
actual distance to
massive planet is 14 feet.
KUMU: No, that's incorrect.
Mertle's ohana?
(WHISPERING)
Stacy, you're wrong!
No!
600,000,000 kilometers.
That's correct.
What?
You dare question my genius?
I, who invented edible hair?
Forget it, Uncle Jumba.
We'll get the next one.
...
Maybe this would be a
good time to take a break.
I can't believe it.
This is the worst day
of my entire life.
Aah!
[CHUCKLES] Thanks
but no thanks, Spike.
WENDY PLEAKLEY: It's OK, Lilo.
He's turned good
thanks to EARWAX.
I know.
But one stray quill and he
could make me even unsmarter
than I already am.
Hey, I know!
Spike, why don't you go give
Mertle a big sloppy hug?
WENDY PLEAKLEY: Now, Lilo,
I'm no expert on Earth ethics.
Well, actually, I am.
And that would be cheating!
[SIGHS] You're right.
If we're going to beat the
Edmonds, we've got to do it fair
and square.
Right, Stitch?
Come back, Shiny!
Come on, Stitch.
No one's supposed
to be back here.
Moses hasn't asked a
science question in a while,
so I'll keep that page open.
Good.
Just be ready to
tell me the answers.
Mertle's cheating!
No wonder she seems so smart.
...
Poor Teresa having to do
slave work for Mertle.
I bet she could use a hug.
[CHUCKLES]
TERESA: Aah!
Get off me!
Eh!
...
Come on, Stitch.
I think we can
handle Mertle now.
Mertle, this next
question is for you.
Complete this phrase.
For every action, there is
an equal and opposite blank.
Oh, a science question.
That's easy.
For every action, there's
an equal and opposite--
Bucket of monkeys!
--bucket of monkeys.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
...
MAN: Oh, man.
That's not what I meant.
I meant--
I'm sorry.
That's incorrect.
Lilo's team?
Considering multidimensional
pool of deltarian antimatter--
Reaction!
That's correct.
[HONKS]
Hmm.
Is highly oversimplified.
That's not fair!
Oh, be quiet, Maureen.
My name is Mertle!
Maybe Aunt Stacy and I should
answer some questions now, dear.
No!
It won't happen again!
It better not!
Duh!
...
For Lilo's Aunt
Pleakley, true or false:
Cotton T-shirts should be
washed with light colors only.
True!
Hey, I'm smart.
KUMU: Correct.
And with only 40 points
separating the teams,
we go into the lightning round.
Can I have one player
from each ohana?
Maybe Aunt Stacy should--
No!
I'm going to play.
I should play.
I'm the Earth expert here.
Well, yeah, but Jumba has
IQ larger than some galaxies.
No, let me do it.
But little girl thought
not-so-friendly friend
Mertle was smarter than she.
Not anymore.
Weirdlo?
I'm playing against you?
This is gonna be
easier than I thought.
You don't scare me, Mertle.
Are you ready, girls?
First question.
Where is the Eiffel
Tower located?
TERESA: In the bathroom.
In the bathroom.
Paris, France.
10 points for Lilo.
What did Neil Armstrong say
when he landed on the moon?
Tastes like chicken.
LILO: This is one small step for
man, one giant leap for mankind!
KUMU: Correct.
How many feet in a mile?
Bundt cake!
5,280.
KUMU: Who wrote Hamlet?
Chauncey Pickles!
William Shakespeare!
KUMU: And the score is tied.
I like pickles.
...
This is your final question.
What is the Hawaiian
word for friendship?
What kind of question is that?
I don't know anything
about friendship.
That's easy.
Pilialoha!
That's correct.
Lilo's team wins.
[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]
[HONKS]
...
[CHUCKLES]
...
No fair!
That was a dumb question!
Just because you didn't know
it doesn't mean it was dumb,
Mertle.
Congratulations, Lilo.
Your family wins
the new computer
and encyclopedias on DVD.
I can't believe we lost!
This is the worst
day of my life!
Aw.
...
MERTLE: Stop hugging me.
Ouch!
Hey, that hurt, you!
Duh!
[GIBBERISH]
[CHUCKLES]
WENDY PLEAKLEY: Nosy, do
you have something you'd
like to share with the group?
My name is Nosy,
and I'm a gossip.
[SOBS]
[CLAPS]
...
Who would have
thought spiky experiment
would make such good hugging
treatment practitioner?
[CHUCKLES]
Wakata tooka tooka.
Sorry, Stitch.
I donated the computer
to the community center.
I figure this family's
smart enough without it.
Heh.
Little girl is almost
as smart as evil genius.
[CHUCKLES] Almost.
...
[MUSIC PLAYING]
...
[AUDIO LOGO]
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[AUDIO LOGO]
...
Key Vocabulary
Start Practicing
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cousin /ˈkʌz.ən/ A1 |
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computer /kəmˈpjuː.tər/ A1 |
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trivia /ˈtrɪv.i.ə/ B2 |
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genial /ˈdʒiː.ni.əl/ C1 |
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outstanding /ˌaʊtˈstæn.dɪŋ/ B2 |
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prodigy /ˈprɒd.ɪ.dʒi/ C2 |
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advanced /ədˈvɑːnst/ B1 |
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molecular /məˈlek.jə.lər/ B2 |
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colander /ˈkʌl.ən.dər/ C2 |
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hazardous /ˈhæz.ə.dəs/ B2 |
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fascinating /ˈfæs.ɪ.neɪ.tɪŋ/ B1 |
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intrigued /ɪnˈtriːɡd/ B2 |
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contest /ˈkɒn.test/ B1 |
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beverage /ˈbev.ər.ɪdʒ/ B2 |
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temporary /ˈtem.pər.ər.i/ B1 |
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Key Grammar Structures
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No malihini 'ohana
➔ Noun phrase with negative determiner
➔ The use of "No" before "malihini" acts as a negation to define the status of the family as not being strangers.
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Welcome cousins, a'cmon by
➔ Imperative verb phrase
➔ The verb "Welcome" is used in the imperative mood to extend a greeting or invitation.
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Tomorrow is the Ohana-Rama Trivia Championship.
➔ Future reference with present tense
➔ The present tense "is" is used here to describe a scheduled event in the near future.
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That better be an electric spaghetti strainer
➔ Modal auxiliary 'had better'
➔ The phrase "that better be" is a colloquial version of "that had better be," expressing a strong expectation or warning.
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I'm testing on Experiment 110
➔ Present continuous tense
➔ The present continuous "I'm testing" indicates an action occurring around the current moment of speaking.
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I've learned how earthlings deal with their emotional problems.
➔ Present perfect tense
➔ The present perfect "I've learned" highlights a completed experience with present relevance.
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If your family is half as thick you are, you don't stand a chance.
➔ First conditional with comparative structures
➔ The "If" clause sets a condition, and "as...as" is used for equality comparison.
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I wish we had someone smarter than me playing.
➔ Wish + past subjunctive
➔ The structure "I wish... had" expresses a desire for a reality different from the present.
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