[English]
OH NO.
>> WHAT'S HAPPENING? Please do your best.
Go. Go.
>> Fire. Cr.
>> Fire.
Tyler, he's free. I must warn sheep.
>> You're not going ANYWHERE AND NEITHER IS
HE.
>> CALL ME.
>> BRING IT UP.
>> WAIT. Bring it back.
He's going his way.
>> He won't get far. Archers.
>> [laughter]
>> Yeah.
Woohoo.
All right.
>> [groaning]
>> We're dead. So very very dead.
[laughter]
>> Not yet. We're not now.
>> [laughter]
>> Can we run now?
>> Yes.
Where's the dragon warrior?
>> How do you know you're not looking at
her? [laughter]
>> You think I'm a fool? I know you're not
the dragon warrior. None of you. I heard
how he fell out of the sky on a ball of
fire. That he's a warrior unlike
anything the world has ever seen.
>> Po. So that is his name,
Po.
Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle
will be legendary.
[screaming]
[groaning]
>> [screaming]
>> We got this. Help her.
[screaming and groaning]
[groaning]
>> [groaning and screaming]
>> Monkey
>> go.
>> Mantis.
[groaning]
NOW [screaming]
[screaming]
coming
>> [sighs]
>> Shifue taught you well,
>> but he didn't teach you everything.
I have come home, master.
>> This is no longer your home, and I am no
longer your master.
>> Yes, you have a new favorite.
So, where is this Po?
>> Did I scare him off? This battle is
between you and me.
So that is how it's going to be. That is
how it must be.
[screaming and groaning]
>> I rotted in jail for 20 years because of
your weakness. OBEYING YOUR MASTER IS
not weakness.
>> You knew I was the dragon warrior. You
always knew.
But when Ugay said otherwise, what did
you do?
What did you do?
>> Nothing.
>> You were not meant to be the dragon
warrior. That was not my fault.
>> Not your fault? WHO FILLED MY HEAD WITH
DREAMS? WHO DROVE me to TRAIN UNTIL MY
BONES CRACKED? WHO DENIED ME MY DESTINY?
[screaming]
>> It was never my decision to make.
It is now.
Give me the scroll. I would rather die.
Yeah.
[screaming]
>> [screaming]
>> What I EVER DID, I DID TO MAKE YOU
PROUD. TELL ME HOW PROUD [screaming] YOU
ARE, SHE
TELL ME.
TELL [screaming] ME.
HEY,
STAIRS.
[sighs]
Who are you,
>> buddy?
I am the dragon warrior.
You
him? He's a panda. You're a panda. What
are you going to do, big guy? Sit on me.
>> Don't tempt me. [laughter]
Now I'm going to use this.
>> You want it? Come get it. [groaning]
>> Finally.
>> [screaming]
[groaning]
>> That scroll is mine.
[groaning]
>> [screaming]
>> WHAT?
[screaming]
OW.
HUH?
[music]
LIGHTNING.
[screaming]
[screaming]
>> [screaming]
>> The scroll has given him power.
[screaming and groaning]
>> [screaming]
[screaming]
>> Thanks.
Finally.
Oh yes.
The power of the dragon scroll is mine.
[panting]
It's nothing.
It's okay. I didn't get it the first
time either.
What?
>> There is no secret ingredient.
>> It's just you.
[screaming and groaning]
[laughter]
>> Stop it. I'm going to pee.
Don't Don't
[screaming and groaning]
>> [screaming]
>> Yuck.
Yuck.
[screaming]
A
>> [groaning]
[screaming]
[crying and groaning]
[screaming]
>> You
can't defeat me.
You
You're just a big fat panda.
>> I'm not a big fat panda.
I'm the big fat panda.
>> The whooshy finger hold. Oh, you know
this hold. You're bluffing. You're
bluffing. Shifue didn't teach you there.
>> Nope. I figured it out. Scadoo.
[screaming]
Get all the metal you can find.
Grab the metal.
Help. Help. Help.
[screaming]
>> That's everything. Let's get out of
here.
Huh?
>> Wings of justice. [screaming]
>> [screaming]
>> Huh?
>> The dragon warrior. [screaming]
>> Panda. That's impossible.
>> My fist hungers for justice.
That was my fist.
>> GET OUT. COME ON.
YAY!
Take that!
OH, INCOMING. THANKS, MANTIS.
Time for double death strike.
[screaming]
Feet of fury.
Monkey. Viper.
Bunny. What?
Oh, sorry.
[screaming]
[groaning]
>> Great. Go.
>> I'm on it.
[screaming]
>> [screaming]
>> Is everyone okay?
[cheering]
>> I got this. [groaning]
>> Po.
Chew on that tubby.
>> This rice is raw.
>> You stole all my metal pots for Lord
Chen.
>> Either you cooked my rice or I cooked
you.
>> My apologies.
>> Mo, do something.
>> How am I supposed to help her cook rice
without getting caught?
Wait, I have a better idea.
>> One.
>> Hey.
>> Hey.
[screaming and groaning]
>> We're here to liberate the city and
bring Shen to justice.
>> You will need help.
>> Thank you, brave sheep. But it's too
dangerous. I can't let you.
>> Oh. Oh, no. Not Not me. It's not safe to
speak here.
>> Right.
I'm talking about masters Ox and Croc.
They're in Gong Men jail on Black Dragon
Alley.
>> What? They're still alive. They must be
in that jail gathering intelligence,
hatching a plot to use their awesomeness
to defeat the weapon.
>> Okay, let's go.
>> THANKS, SHEEP.
>> HEY, STOP THAT COSTUME.
>> Get them
closer.
>> Take that. Keep going.
Hey,
loser.
Now.
>> Gotcha.
>> Huh?
>> What? Where you going?
>> Spread out. SEARCH EVERYWHERE.
>> WHAT ABOUT OVER THERE?
>> IS there a part of everywhere?
>> I guess.
>> Let's search there.
>> They must be close. I can feel a kung fu
chill riding up my spine.
>> Sorry, Po. It's just me.
>> Look, Gungman jail.
Oh, it's cute.
Cute, HUH? [groaning]
[screaming]
>> MONKEY.
>> KAKA.
>> YOU. YOU'RE MINE.
>> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S GOING TO BE YOURS.
My fist AND YOUR PLUSH, CUDDLY, SUPER
SOFT FACE.
>> UH-OH.
>> GET HIM.
>> Get me out of here.
>> Stop him.
Faster.
[screaming]
Go. Go.
Lose him.
>> Hang on.
WATCH OUT.
EXPERIENC
SMALLER.
>> NO. NO.
>> You better GO FOR THE FISH. OKAY.
PARTAKE.
>> [screaming]
>> FIRE. FIRE.
>> We've lost it.
>> Great.
Guys, guys, guys, guys. Give me a shot.
>> Matches now.
[screaming]
IS THAT ALL YOU GOT? cuz it FEELS LIKE
I'M FIGHTING A BIG OLD FLUFFY CLOUD.
>> WELL, THIS cloud is about to bring the
thunder.
Your turn.
Why aren't there so many times?
>> [screaming]
>> Come here. I like a squash.
>> Yes. Taste the defeat.
>> Let me tell you something. Next time you
mess with a panda, you better bring a
whole.
Guess nobody told you. If you mess with
the wolf, you get the fangs.
>> I've hit you twice. What are you going
to do now?
>> We surrender.
>> You can chain my body, but you will
never chain my warrior spirit.
>> Hey, don't forget the little guy.
>> Did you just call me?
>> Oh, what are you doing?
>> Trust me, I got a problem. [laughter]
No way. Eight-point acupressure cuffs.
Just like the ones that held tai lung.
The more you move, THE TIGHTER THEY GET.
>> THESE are the best cuffs.
>> Didn't want to hear him call year of the
peacock.
>> Hey.
>> Okay. Keep it cool.
you. Where are you going?
>> On your feet and wipe those stupid grins
off your faces.
>> Move you dogs. Hustra faster. Load them
all.
Greetings, SP.
>> Tell me what happened that night.
>> What night? That night.
>> Ah, that night.
>> Yes, we're talking about the same night,
right?
>> Yes, I was there. Yes, I watched as your
parents abandoned you. It's a terrible
thing. I believe it went something like
this.
>> Here's your New Year's gift.
>> Hope you LIKE IT CUZ YOU CAN'T RETURN
IT. [screaming]
>> HUH? What's he doing here?
>> Return it. Return it.
>> [groaning]
>> Are you willing to die to find the
truth?
>> You bet I am. Although I'd prefer not
to. [screaming]
Oh,
>> we got some ghost.
[screaming]
>> [screaming]
>> You looking for me?
>> Um, I said that too soon, didn't I?
[screaming and groaning]
P. Get away from him.
>> Here we go.
>> No more running, Shen.
>> So it seems.
>> Now answers.
>> All you want so badly.
You think knowing will heal you, huh?
fill some crater in your soul.
Well, here's your answer.
Your parents didn't love you.
But here,
let me heal you.
[screaming]
>> No.
Take game.
>> Ready.
[screaming]
[groaning]
You can't follow me.
>> Just get him.
>> Yeah.
No. No. No. Don't shoot. Don't shoot.
Shoot. Don't shoot.
Don't shoot. Don't shoot. Don't shoot.
You don't shoot. I won't shoot if you
won't shoot.
>> DON'T SHOOT. CROSSFIRE ATTACK
[screaming]
your freedom.
>> Monkey.
>> Impressive. Dragon warrior. What's your
plan?
>> Step one, free the fire. What's step
two?
>> Honestly, I didn't think I'd make it
this far.
>> How?
>> Uh, stop Shen before he gets to the
harbor.
>> Woohoo! Nice
sniper of death.
>> Tiger,
[screaming]
[groaning]
MASTER ROCK, JUMP. CROC.
>> Vengeance is served.
>> Why did you
>> Your friend there is very persuasive.
>> Master Shifu,
>> quickly use their boats to block the
way.
break.
>> Wings of justice.
Yeah.
>> What?
I love you guys.
>> WHY AREN'T WE FIRING?
>> THEY'RE TAKING OUT OUR GUNNER, SIR.
They're getting close.
>> FIRE. FIRE AT [screaming] THEM. But sir,
WE'LL KILL OUR OWN. I SET FIRE AT THE
FIRE. [screaming]
>> NO.
TIGRIS.
As you wish. Let's finish this.
Fire
inner peace. Peace. Inner peace. Inner
peace.
[laughter]
Open
>> again.
Yeah.
Kill him. Somebody kill him.
Oh god.
What? No.
KEEP FIRING. KEEP FIRING.
>> [screaming]
>> SCOOCH.
>> [laughter]
>> How did you
[gasps] How did you do it?
You know, you just keep your elbows up
and keep the shoulders loose.
>> Not that.
>> How did you find peace? I took away your
parents. Everything. I I scarred you for
life. [snorts]
>> See, that's the thing, Shen. Scars heal.
>> No, they don't. Wounds heal.
>> Oh, yeah. What do scars do? They fade. I
guess
>> I don't care what scars do.
>> You should, Shen.
You got to let go of that stuff from the
past cuz it just doesn't matter. The
only thing that matters is what you
choose to be now. You're right.
>> Then I choose this.
[screaming]
Oh,
[screaming]
huh. Ah,
now what?
>> Kai, old friend.
>> Master Uguay,
>> our battle ended 500 years ago. Well,
now I'm ready for a rematch.
>> Took you long enough. [laughter]
>> You've grown stronger.
500 years in the spirit realm. You pick
up a thing or two.
>> I have taken the chi of every master
here.
>> No.
>> Yes. And soon I will have your power,
too.
>> When will you realize the more you take,
the less you have?
With your chi, I will finally be able to
return to the mortal world. And this
time, you won't be there to stop me. Ah,
>> it was never my destiny to stop you. I
have set another on that path.
[screaming]
>> Enemies of justice, prepare for war. Are
you kidding me?
>> What's the deal with the green guys?
>> Some kind of jade zombies. Jade.
Zombies. Zombies. Jade. Oh, Lotus, be
careful. It's okay, Dad. I do this every
day.
>> WHOA. I RECOGNIZE THESE GUYS. THE MASTER
Master Twins with their crushing double
gong technique.
>> YEAH, THAT'S THE ONE. AND THAT guy is
Oh, no. Master Porcupine.
>> I thought he'd die 100 years ago.
>> These guys are legend.
Get a quick sketch of us.
>> Did you get it? Did you get it? Oh, I
blinked. Can we get another one?
>> I'm being choked by Master Porcupine.
This is so cool.
>> It's you.
>> Oh, focus. Message from the universe.
I'll give you a message from the
universe. Stay away from my son.
>> Sorry, Dad. I'll clean up later.
>> Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not my good pan. Take
this one.
>> Lotus. Watch out.
>> Dad, check out my dumplings of Doom.
Gotcha.
>> They must be in there.
>> Master Shiffue strongly advised us.
[screaming]
[groaning]
>> What?
>> Not to engage.
>> Got to get in there.
>> But Master Shifu,
>> you're seriously afraid. Even Master
Chicken's going in there. And he's a
chicken.
[laughter]
>> [screaming]
>> That's it. I'm going in.
>> Mantis, we have orders.
>> We need our help. Come on. I'll go high.
You go low.
>> No. Wait.
>> Fear the bug. All right. You little
>> Hold on, BUDDY. I'M COMING.
>> ANTENNA POWER. IT [screaming] DIDN'T
WORK.
>> MANTIS.
MANTIS.
MANTIS,
>> your chi is strong,
just like your friend, the bug.
>> Mantis.
>> [panting]
>> Don't worry, little birdie.
I'll put your chi to good use.
Destroying the Jade Palace and everyone
in it.
>> No,
wings up. Regret.
>> I fought by his side.
I loved him like a brother and he
betrayed me.
Well,
now I will destroy everything he has
created. [music] Go.
How's that for a little kitten?
I will not let you destroy Huqu's
memory.
>> Why not? He destroyed mine.
>> Mantis, it is me, you bastard.
Sorry, Thomas. I'm sorry. Sorry.
Shifue,
>> bring them to me.
>> [laughter]
>> No, you must warn Poe.
>> Master, please.
>> I will show you the true power of chi,
brother.
Heat.
Heat.
Uguay, forgive me. [laughter]
>> H What do you say, Ugay?
Do you forgive him?
>> You may have destroyed the Jade Palace,
but you will never succeed. There will
always be someone to stop you.
>> Who? The panda. His chi is strong, but
it won't be enough.
He will meet [music] the same fate as
you. No. And so will every panda in that
village.
>> Yes.
What?
This isn't going to work.
>> It has to.
>> You're not thinking straight.
>> I am.
>> You're not.
>> I am.
>> No.
>> Yes, I am.
>> I've seen Kai. I've seen what he can do.
>> But he hasn't seen what I can do.
>> The whooshy finger hold.
>> It's my best move. I just have to get to
Kai, grab his finger, and then scadoosh
back to the spirit realm. He has an army
of jade warriors. Everything they see,
he sees. So there's no sneaking up on
him. You will never get close enough.
>> It's going to work.
>> Round them all up.
Oh no, it's true. You guys have all been
turned green. Except for you, Mantis.
You were already green.
>> Now
>> wait for the signal.
[groaning and screaming]
>> Here we go.
Woohoo!
>> DUMPLING SQUAD READY GO TIME.
>> SERIOUSLY,
>> we did it.
>> Woohoo!
>> Yeah! Sorry.
Time for some takeout
>> over here. Mr. John,
>> I don't know who you are either.
>> Noodle squad.
>> Get ready to dance for danger.
Oh, sweet.
>> Baby,
do it.
>> You're mean.
Fire.
>> Yes.
>> All right.
Got it, guys.
>> Oh, no. Master Shifue.
>> I can't hit Shifue.
>> I can. And so can I.
>> DOUBLE DAD DEFENSE. LEFT DAD,
>> RIGHT DAD.
>> Hey dad.
>> Back at you, dad.
>> We've got this, SON. GO DADS.
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH, we got him now.
[screaming]
[groaning]
Let's finish this.
>> That's our boy.
[music]
>> Sorry, buddy. Got to send you back to
the spirit realm. Scadoosh.
Okay, that didn't work. Let me try one
more time. Scoosh. Scadoo. Scadoosh.
Scadoo. What the?
>> Hold on. Wait. It's working. No. NO.
NO. It's not. Did Uguay teach you that
little trick? Too bad. It only works on
mortals. And I am a spirit warrior.
Come.
[groaning]
[screaming]
Ah.
>> [screaming]
>> Son
Po,
>> I was wrong. I'm sorry. Run. Run.
So Uguay, this was the one destined to
stop me.
I will have his chi and then all of
theirs.
And you
you really thought you could send me
back to the spirit realm?
You are just a stupid mortal.
It only works on mortals.
>> You're right. I can't send you there,
>> but I can take you there. What's that?
>> What?
>> Oh,
>> son.
Scadoo.
No.
[music]
Woo!
Ah!
Come on, son. Fight.
We have to help him.
>> We have to help him. Okay, everyone
gather around. That's it. Come in close.
Come on. We can do this.
Who?
You taught us who we were meant to be.
A father,
a friend,
>> a dumpling kicker,
>> a lethal fighting machine,
>> a hogger,
>> a nunchuk chick,
>> baby,
>> a
family.
>> [music]
[music]
>> Sweet.
Who are you?
>> I've been asking the same question.
Am I the son of a panda? The son of a
goose, a student,
a teacher?
Turns out
I'm all of them.
I am the dragon warrior.
Get it? See the giant dragon?
>> Get ready to feel the thunder. This is
awesome.
Woohoo!
Uh-oh.
[screaming]
Belly gone.
Butt slap.
Perhaps a bit of lunch cuz I'm starving.
[music]
[screaming]
Let's do this. [screaming]
Heads
up.
[screaming]
[groaning]
>> It took me 500 years to take Uway's
cheat. I will have yours if it takes me
500 more.
>> Kitty kitty chat chat.
>> Chat. [groaning and screaming]
You want my cheese so bad?
Then take it.
[music]
>> Yes. The power is mine.
Wait. No. It's too much. That's too
much. No.
[music]
No. [screaming]
Now, a whack dragon head can't light its
fire. The hideous simple backach is
extra tricky. One head breathes gas, the
other head lights it. Your job is to
know which is which. razor sharp
serrated teeth that inject venom for
predigestion for his ambush attack
crushing its victims.
>> Will you please stop that?
>> If that dragon shows either of his
faces, I'm going to There
>> it's us idiots.
>> Your butts are getting bigger. We
thought you were a dragon.
>> Not that there's anything wrong with a
dragon figure. [groaning]
>> [screaming]
>> WAIT,
I'm hurt. I AM VERY MUCH HURT.
>> CHANCES OF survival are dwindling into
single digits now.
Oh, wrong head.
Fish lags.
No hiccup. dead.
A come on.
[groaning]
Pick up.
Back. Back. Back. Now. Dad. Don't you
make me tell you again. Yes, that's
right. Back into your cage.
>> Now, think about what you've done.
Okay. So, are we done? Cuz I've got some
things I need to uh Yep. See See you
tomorrow.
Hey.
>> [screaming]
[groaning]
>> Come on. Come on. Come on.
What's that?
>> Yeah, I left my axe back in the ring.
Uh, you you guys go on ahead. I'll catch
up with you.
>> [screaming]
>> It's not going to be
Meet the terrible terror.
>> It's like THE SIZE OF MY [screaming]
GET IT OFF.
>> OH, I HURT. I AM VERY MUCH HURT.
>> WOW. He's better than you ever were.
Wow.
Oh,
>> great.
>> Up.
Here, are you in there?
>> Astrid. Hey. Hi, Astrid. Hi, Astrid. Hi,
Astrid.
>> I normally don't care what people do,
but you're acting weird.
>> Well, weirder.
Fair. I trust you found a nest at least.
>> Not even close.
>> Yeah. Excellent. I hope you had a little
more success than me.
>> Well, if by success you mean that your
parenting troubles are over with, then
yes.
>> CONGRATULATIONS, STOIC. Everyone is so
relieved.
>> Out with the old and in with the new,
right? NO ONE WILL MISS THAT old news.
The village has thrown a party to
celebrate [screaming] here.
>> He's gone.
>> Um, yeah, most afternoons. But who can
blame him? I mean, the life of a
celebrity is very rough. He can barely
walk through the village without being
swarmed by his new vag.
>> Hiccup.
>> Who would have thought it? Eh, he has
this way with the beasts.
Okay, there, bud. We're going to take
this nice and slow. Here we go. Go. Here
we go. Position three. No, four.
All right, it's go time. It's go time.
Come on, buddy. Come on, buddy.
Yes, it worked.
Sorry.
That's my fault.
>> Yeah. Yeah, I'm on it. Position four.
Uh, three.
Yeah. Go, baby. Yes. Oh, this is
amazing. The wind in my chi stop.
[screaming]
>> Oh gosh. Oh god. OH NO.
>> ALL RIGHT. OKAY. You You got to kind of
angle yourself. Okay. No. No. No. Come
back down for me. Come back down.
Heat.
[music]
Heat.
Yeah. [screaming]
Come on.
>> Uh, no thanks. I'm good.
Oh, come on, Dad. Really?
Okay.
No sudden moves.
Hold on. Hold on.
>> [groaning]
>> Toothless.
Hey, you left my dragon back there. HE
CAN'T FLY ON HIS OWN. He'll drown.
Hey,
we have to head back for my dragon.
Help.
Who are you?
The dragon thief?
Uh, Drago Bloodfist.
Do you even understand what I'm saying?
[groaning]
>> Toothless.
>> It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. I'm
glad to see you too, but you really had
me worried there.
[groaning]
>> [snorts]
>> Ah. Uh,
here go. Uh. Could
it be
after all these years?
How's this possible?
>> Uh, should I
should I know you?
>> No, you're only a babe.
But a mother never forgets.
Sh
come
>> boreheaded just like his mother. Ah, she
could never stay put either.
>> Yeah, he's just 20 and a by king. I
mean, could there be a worse combination
when I think of how stubborn and
senseless you were back in the day?
>> Oh,
well, not much has changed, actually.
Ah, you know what he's like. He won't
give up, Copper.
>> And if Hiccup finds Drago before we FIND
HIM,
>> NOTHING CAN hurt so long as that night
fury is around. It's a night fury.
[groaning]
>> Huh?
Find them. Skull crusher.
Hold on. Wait just a minute. This way.
>> Come back here.
>> YOU CAN'T JUST say something like that
and run off. You're my mother. I mean,
what the Do you Do you grasp how insane
it sounds?
>> Come quickly.
>> I have questions.
Where have you been all this time?
[groaning]
What What have you been doing, but they
they said you were dead. Everyone thinks
you were eaten by
Oh,
what are you doing?
[groaning]
This is where you've been for 20 years.
You You've been rescuing them.
>> Unbelievable.
>> You're not upset?
>> What? No, I I don't know. I It's a bit
much to get my head around, to be frank.
[music] It's not every day you find out
your mother is some kind of crazy feral
vigilante dragon lady.
>> Oh,
at least I'm not boring,
right?
>> Well, I suppose there is that
one specific thing.
>> Do Do you like it?
>> I I
don't have the words.
[snorts]
Can Can I Oh, he's [snorts]
beautiful.
[laughter]
Oh, incredible.
He might very well be the last of his
kind. And look, he's your age.
>> Wow.
>> No wonder you get along so well.
un retractable teeth. [laughter]
>> How did you manage?
>> I found him in the woods. He was shot
down and wounded.
>> This snapple fang lost his leg to one of
Drago Bloodist's iron traps.
>> This rain cutter had a wing sliced by
razor netting. And this poor hobblegrunt
was blinded by a tree snare and then
left to die alone and scared.
And what of this? Did Drago or his
trappers do this, too?
>> Oh, [laughter]
yeah.
Well, crazy thing is
I'm actually the one who shot him down.
>> Hey, it's it's okay though. He got me
back, right, bud? You couldn't save all
of me, could you? You just had to make
it even. So, P leg,
>> what did your father think of your night
fury friend?
>> Uh, he he didn't take it all that well,
>> but then he changed. They all did.
Pretty soon, everyone back home had
dragons of their own.
>> If only it were possible. No, really.
>> Believe me, I tried as well. But people
are not capable of change. Hicop,
>> some of us were just born different.
[screaming]
What are you?
You're a demon.
>> No. No. I'm not a demon. I'm not a
demon. See? Just a guy. Just a guy here
to rescue these dragons. So, uh,
>> WE CAN WALK THROUGH FIRE.
>> DRAGON SCALES. Dragons shed a lot.
>> Oh, I KNOW A DEMON WHEN I SEE ONE. Your
human legs are that skinny.
Think that's a good entrance? Get a load
of me. [screaming]
>> A more demons.
>> That's really just a nitwit who forgot
to fireproof his butt. I DON'T
>> GUYS, NO. NOT YET.
>> Behold your worst nightmare.
>> Along with his sister who insisted on
coming.
>> That's my intro.
>> Guys, too soon. You always come in too
soon.
>> Sorry. Still getting the hang of my
wings. Fish legs again with the baby.
This is a raid. Find a sitter.
>> Astrid. I had him right where I wanted
him.
>> And now he's right where I wanted him.
Let's get to work.
>> Okay, we screwed that up. But at least
nobody else knows we're here.
>> Easy, girl. It's okay.
Shh. We're going to get you out of here.
>> The crimson gore gutter. [crying]
>> Look at this weirdo. That is super dumb.
Why can't I get this cage open? It
slides,
>> obviously.
>> Get the rescues out of here.
No running on the deck. Slippery. You
can fall.
>> Step aside. LET ME HANDLE the tough guy.
Stuck.
>> Yeah, that's two for me.
>> Sorry.
Thank you. Now go get the rash, bud.
>> I thought this was supposed to be a
stealth mission.
>> Yeah, they always START THAT WAY.
>> LOOK OUT. [screaming]
>> Start lagging.
>> Oh, stop worrying. They'll get us
[screaming and groaning]
>> eventually.
Move out. We got them all. I'M GOING TO
headlock every last one of you. I might
even leg lock you.
>> Amateurs. He's just getting started.
>> Clear out, guys. Go. Go.
[screaming]
>> Good hustle, boys.
>> Toothless. Time to go.
Oh, hey guys.
[screaming]
>> You always have my backp
This is Burke, your new home away from
home. A stunning one-stop all expense
paid dream destination.
So settle in and let your worries melt
away.
The service here soarses, the cuisine's
fiery,
and the locals are as colorful as you
get. Any run-of-the-mill paradise boasts
beaches and sunshine?
>> Well, not us. We've got something no one
else can touch.
We, my friend, have dragons.
Lots and lots of dragons.
>> Gang, meet our latest Burkants.
Welcome to paradise, mate.
>> Aren't you a beauty?
>> Oh, you're welcome. You're welcome. You
took on like a hundred trappers. A
thousand trappers.
>> All with burning undies.
>> My thick bull beard almost caught on
fire.
>> Just Just stop.
>> So, uh, Hiccup's mom, any notes on my
bone crushing assault, or was it pretty
much perfect?
>> Oh, it was indescribable. And please
call me Valka. It has been a year.
>> First name basis.
>> I think the real hero of the day was
Toothless. Isn't that right, bud? What
would we do without you, old king of
dragons?
>> What would we do?
>> Well, we could train a lot harder for
one. That was pretty sloppy.
>> Astrid does have a point. Perhaps you
all rely a little bit too much on your
dragons and not enough on one another.
>> See, that's exactly what I was saying.
Just listen up, guys.
Yeah, your mom's super impressed with
me. I'm like the son she always wanted.
>> Fish me, you found a new friend.
What good is having the king of dragons
around if he can't keep the order?
>> Hey bud, you want to do something here
or [groaning and screaming]
where do you suppose we put these ones?
>> Ah, we'll make room. [screaming]
You brought back a hobgobler.
>> They're a bad omen. We're cursed.
[laughter]
>> Nonsense. What harm could he do? No
injuries. They're all a little shaken,
but otherwise healthy. Now, who's
hungry?
>> Point is, you can't KEEP BRINGING
DRAGONS BACK HERE. [groaning]
>> Come on, boy.
>> You're just asking for trouble. Those
trappers are getting closer by the day.
>> We can handle them. We have the alpha.
Ain't that right, bud? Did you look at
how happy they are?
>> Jeez. Awesome.
>> Cover. Relax. We did it. The world's
first dragon Viking utopia. We made the
dream a reality.
>> Your dream? Maybe. Mine's less crowded
and more
[groaning]
>> sanitary. Garbert, you're not fooling
anybody. I know you love them.
[groaning]
>> You're supposed to be the generation
that leads us into the future.
>> Food fight.
>> Gorgeous.
>> Watch the hair.
>> Fish meat.
>> God help us. Time to stop worrying about
problems out there and start sorting out
the ones right here.
>> Okay. Okay. I I'll think about it.
>> Hang up those saddles and get married.
>> The M word.
>> Gross. Unless it's me.
>> Start ruling like a proper royal couple.
Marian, please. You're the only one with
any sense around here. With you wearing
the pants, there's still hope.
>> Wow.
>> Not awkward at all.
>> Don't be like that.
>> That is a definitive No. Look, if you
need a beard to cry on, just lean on my
shoulder and you can cry into my full
thick beard.
>> Thank you, Toughnut. Thank you.
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