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[English]

What do you think?

>> Well, I'm not going to have to buy that

I'm with stupid t-shirt anymore.

Well,

>> I like There you go. All right. Look,

you're not really going to buy that, are

you? Don't you think you've embarrassed

me enough for one day?

>> Oh, I embarrass you?

>> How can I answer that when I'm

pretending I don't know you?

>> He's just jealous you'll fit right in.

All Londoners wear them.

>> Oh, really? Then how come no one here

anywhere is wearing one?

>> They're all tourists.

All right, look. If you insist on

wearing that in public, you know, you're

going to spend the rest of the afternoon

all by yourself.

>> You're going to make me choose between

you and the hat. I choose the half.

>> Good choice. Thanks.

>> Okay, look.

>> All right, that's it. Okay, I'm out of

here. I'm not going to be embarrassed

anymore.

>> Hi.

>> Hi.

>> Hey, you guys. Uh, I need some fashion

advice.

>> Oh,

>> how does this look?

>> Well, it's it's a little low. Pick it up

a little.

A little bit more. A little bit more.

There you go.

Now, throw it away.

>> Come on. This looks good.

>> Ross, please. Trust me. I buy 30 fashion

magazines a month. Now, I don't know

who's running for president or who that

NATO guy is, but I do know that you have

to get as far away as you can from that

hat.

>> Damn it. I have this date tomorrow night

and I have to look cool.

>> Well, you know, if you want fashion

help, Rachel and I are going shopping

tomorrow. You're more than welcome to

come with us, right?

>> Really? That would be great. I I mean, I

have to do something. She kind of teased

me about how I dress.

>> I can see why. Nice shirt.

You're wearing the same shirt.

>> Hey, check out the hat.

>> Wait a minute. I know that hat. I was

taken aboard that hat.

They did experiments on me. I can't have

children.

>> Seriously, where did you get the hat?

>> Bus gave it to me.

>> Oh, I think she looks good.

>> Oh, thank you. We buy it for you or or

win it for you.

>> Well, excuse me, my fashion impaired

friends. I am here to tell you that hats

are back.

>> And this time, they've ganged up and

formed one giant super hat.

>> Go, GO, GO.

>> YEAH, NOW EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE UNDER

the hat.

>> What's wrong, Lou?

>> Everybody at the restaurant still hates

me. Oh, I thought I was making headway.

Everyone was smiling at me all day. And

then I'd get off work and find out that

they wrote this on my chef's hat.

Hey, maybe they meant to write quiet,

...

>> Hi, honey. What's the matter?

>> Fine. Just trying to be nice.

Took care of everything. Thanks a lot,

co-host.

Look at it. Take care of everything.

There's There's plenty of things for you

to do.

>> Uh-huh. Like what?

Cups?

>> Cups? You're giving me cups and ice?

Cups and ice? Oh, I get to be in charge

of cups and ice. All right,

fine. Okay, I will be in charge of cups

and ice.

>> Wait a minute. I can get ice at the

restaurant.

>> I got in line.

Hey, check it out. Um, cup hat, cup

banner, cup chandelier, and the thing

that started it all, the cup.

>> Great job with the cups, faves.

>> Why don't you just go out with her?

>> And did you notice the ice? Look, we

have it all. We have crushed, cubed, and

dry. Watch. Ah,

>> mystical.

Everyone, no one's eating my Tuscan

finger food cuz they're all filling up

on Phoebe snow cones.

>> There are snow cones.

>> Snow cones.

>> So, the Porsche guy took his car back.

>> But you found the keys to his clothes.

No, I just uh I just love the way it

feels when everybody thinks I own a

Porsche.

>> And people would think you own a Porsche

because you're wearing the clothes.

>> Of course,

only an idiot would wear this stuff if

you didn't have the car.

>> That is true.

>> Yeah, but only a genius would swallow a

sonic blaster gun.

>> Oh, I've been there.

I am going to go drive my Porsche.

>> Joey, you know you don't actually have

one.

>> Come on. What are you doing? I'm in

character. Will you talk to her?

>> Hey. Hey. Hey. Careful around my

Porsche.

>> Hi, Joey.

>> Hey. How you doing?

>> He has the most amazing Porsche under

there.

>> I'd love to show you, but I just tucked

her in. She's sleeping.

Hey, uh, would you two girls like to go

for a drink?

>> Nice try.

>> Wait, wait, wait, wait.

>> Look, Monica,

>> this is not going to work.

>> I bet this will work.

You are so great. I love you.

>> What?

>> Nothing. I said I said you're so great.

And then I just I just stopped talking.

>> You said you love me. I can't believe

this.

>> No, I didn't.

Yes, you did.

>> No, I didn't.

>> You love me.

>> NO, I DON'T. STOP IT. STOP IT. STOP IT.

STOP IT.

>> Are you all right?

>> Yeah, but when I was in the bathroom, I

saw the window that I crawled out of at

my wedding. And God, I just started

thinking I shouldn't be here, you know?

I shouldn't. People are going to be

looking at me and judging me and and

thinking about the last time.

>> Sweetie, it's going to be okay. All

right. It's a wedding. Generally, people

focus on the bride.

>> Oh god, I know you're right. All righty,

everybody. Look at me. Good. All right,

it's time. Brides, maids, and ushers,

let's say two lines. Thank you.

>> Okay.

>> Okay. I'll see you after the thing.

>> Okay. Good luck.

>> Thank you.

>> Okay.

>> Okay.

>> Why the hell didn't you tell me? I'm

sorry. What was I supposed to do? Stand

up and shout, "Hey, Rachel, your butt is

showing."

>> Oh my god, this is so humiliating. I

think the only thing that tops that one

was was was when I was in eighth grade

and I had to sing the Copa Cabana in

front of the entire school. I think I

got two lines into it before I ran and

freaked out. Oh my god, my entire life's

flashing before my eyes.

>> Rich, wait, look, I remember that. It

wasn't so bad.

>> Oh, Ross, would you stop? You got me.

I'm dating you.

>> Rachel.

>> Hi, Mr. Weinberg. Hi, Mrs. Weinberg.

>> It's so wonderful to see you again, my

dear. In fact, I hardly expected to see

so much.

>> You told me you didn't see anything.

>> I tell you a lot of things.

>> Hey.

>> Hey.

>> What are you supposed to be?

>> Remember the Russian satellite Sputnik?

Well, I'm a potato or a spud and these

are my antenna.

So, Sputnik becomes

Sputnik. Sputnik.

Wow, I don't have the worst costume

anymore.

Hi.

>> Hi.

>> So, which one of you lucky boys is

Chandler?

>> Uh, that that's me.

>> That's me.

Joey Triani. Big fan.

>> So, is that a bedroom?

>> Yeah. Yeah. Right over there.

>> All right. Whenever you're ready.

>> That was weird.

Why? Why would she go in the bedroom?

>> I'm waiting.

>> So, she's a

>> Yep, that's one naked hooker.

>> So, tonight's the night of the big

bachelor party.

>> Yeah. Hey, thanks for giving me that

girl's number.

>> No problem. Say, who's the party for?

>> For my husband.

>> You hired your husband a hooker.

She's a stripper.

>> No, she's a hooker.

>> Is Is that what they call strippers

sometimes?

>> When they're hookers.

>> Oh my god, Ste. I I can't believe you

did this. Now, you're absolutely sure

she's a hooker? It's

>> either that or she's just the best, most

expensive date I ever had.

>> All right. All right. Maybe maybe you

should just ask her to leave.

>> Why me?

>> Hey, it's your bachelor party.

>> Which is why you should do it. I don't

want to. You do it.

>> You do it.

>> You do it.

>> All right. Rock, paper, scissors. Who

has to tell the to leave?

>> What?

>> I miss this.

>> I don't think we've actually done this

before.

>> No, no, no, no. I I miss hanging out

with you.

>> Well, we we still hang out.

>> Yeah, not like we used to. Remember, you

and me used to be inseparable, you know.

Now it's like

things are different. Well, you know,

things are different. I'm I'm married

now.

>> Yeah, sure. And hey, don't get me wrong.

I am so happy for you guys. But I just I

miss hanging out just just us, you know.

>> Yeah, I miss that, too.

>> I'll tell you what. From now on when

we'll make time to hang out with each

other.

>> You got it. Come here.

>> Oh god. Listen, I am this close to

robbing you guys.

>> She's a hooker. She's a hooker. She's a

>> Hi. We spoke on the phone.

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
embarrassed /ɪmˈbærəst/ B1	adjective - feeling ashamed, uncomfortable, or self-conscious
jealous /ˈdʒɛləs/ B1	adjective - feeling or showing envy of someone or their achievements and advantages
tourist /ˈtʊərɪst/ A2	noun - a person who is visiting a place for pleasure and interest
insist /ɪnˈsɪst/ B2	verb - to demand something forcefully, not accepting refusal
fashion /ˈfæʃən/ A2	noun - a popular trend, especially in styles of dress and ornament
trust /trʌst/ A2	verb - to believe in the reliability or truth of someone
experiment /ɪkˈspɛrɪmənt/ B1	noun - a scientific procedure undertaken to make a discovery or test a hypothesis
impaired /ɪmˈpɛərd/ C1	adjective - weakened or damaged; having a disability
headway /ˈhɛdweɪ/ C1	noun - progress toward a goal
mystical /ˈmɪstɪkəl/ C1	adjective - relating to mysteries or spiritual truths beyond human understanding
idiot /ˈɪdiət/ B2	noun - a stupid person
genius /ˈdʒiːnjəs/ B2	noun - an exceptionally intelligent person
humiliating /hjuːˈmɪliˌeɪtɪŋ/ C1	adjective - making someone feel ashamed and foolish
satellite /ˈsætəlaɪt/ B2	noun - an artificial body placed in orbit around the earth
inseparable /ɪnˈsɛpərəbəl/ C1	adjective - unable to be separated

Key Grammar Structures

• I'm not going to have to buy that I'm with stupid t-shirt anymore.

  ➔ Future intention (be going to)

  ➔ Using "going to" to express a decision or plan made before speaking about a future state.

• You're not really going to buy that, are you?

  ➔ Question tags

  ➔ Adding "are you?" to the end of a statement to seek confirmation from the listener.

• If you insist on wearing that in public, you're going to spend the rest of the afternoon all by yourself.

  ➔ First Conditional (If + present simple, will/be going to)

  ➔ Using "If" + present tense to describe a possible condition and its likely result in the future.

• You're going to make me choose between you and the hat.

  ➔ Causative verb (make someone do something)

  ➔ Using "make" followed by an object and the bare infinitive to express forcing or causing someone to act.

• I don't know who's running for president or who that NATO guy is.

  ➔ Indirect questions / Embedded questions

  ➔ Using question words (who) within a larger sentence with normal subject-verb word order instead of question order.

• I have to do something. She kind of teased me about how I dress.

  ➔ Modal verb of obligation (have to)

  ➔ Using "have to" to express that a situation requires an action to be taken.

• I shouldn't be here, you know?

  ➔ Modal verb of advice/regret (shouldn't)

  ➔ Using "shouldn't" to express that an action is not appropriate or regrettable.

• I'm not going to be embarrassed anymore.

  ➔ Passive voice (be + past participle)

  ➔ Using "be" + "embarrassed" (past participle) to describe a state or feeling experienced by the subject.