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[English]

[Music]

hi mr. Pewterschmidt Griffin what the

hell are you doing in my house well I

was getting ready to watch a movie on

your big TV but first I thought I'd use

your hot bubbly toilet that's not a

toilet hey when's it go down by the way

it's just doing a lot of loop-de-loops

get the hell out of there you son of a

oh no no no you don't get to talk

to me like that anymore

unless you want me to blab about what

happened on a yacht what are you getting

at Griffin that's right you're gonna

start doing a lot of stuff for me like

what well for starters you got more than

one limo yeah you and me I get into a

limo joust what the hell is that all

right you ready I don't want to do this

down

[Applause]

that went exactly as I wanted it to go

all right here's your Mike and Ikes with

all the Ike's taken out I hope you were

careful cuz I swear to God if I find one

I can there I am going straight to Babs

it's fine i double-checked

here's your Mike's what's next next I

want you to fly to France and tell

French people that a good-looking

depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not

a movie and your silence sound like gay

guys having a freak all right you got my

catch phrases for me I just want you to

know this was a huge pain in the ass

Peters new catchphrases by Carter

Pewterschmidt titles all business I like

that also I've been under the weather

lately so it may not be my best work

shape up or show me your balls that's

good really how about this one in your

face Nancy Grace I love it come man

there are a lot of good ones here fire

alarm I am the fire alarm

find your own beach house crabby put

that in your office in framin unless

one's kind of lame did you get down to

the one at the bottom there which one on

your mark get set terrible all this one

here if you got a problem take it up

with my butt he's the only one that

gives a crap oh my god that's it yeah

that's that's a why yeah you you are a

me take it up with my butt cuz he's the

only one who gives a crap

you know Lois I've noticed Peter in

Carter spending a lot of time together

lately it's nice to see them finally

getting on I know how would I find huh

why can't wait to get this home you know

I keep not laughing at the Big Bang

Theory and I figure it's got to be the

television you know TV this size forget

it I'll happy laugh until I got snatched

fallen out of my nose Carter where are

you taking our television I'm giving it

to Peter what why yeah why Carter ah

because Peter is the best and he is

awesome and he makes better laser sounds

than I do but you damn right you he that

Lois and he's not just saying that cuz I

covered for him about his affair what

Carla is this true yes it's true well on

your mark get set terrible

no but I understand that this is bad

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
bubbly /ˈbʌb.li/ B2	adjective - having many bubbles
blab /blæb/ C2	verb - to reveal secret information
yacht /jɒt/ B2	noun - a large luxury boat
limo /ˈlɪm.oʊ/ B2	noun - a luxurious long car
joust /dʒaʊst/ C2	verb - to fight on horseback with lances
depressed /dɪˈprest/ B1	adjective - unhappy and without hope
silence /ˈsaɪ.ləns/ A2	noun - a complete lack of sound
freak /friːk/ B2	noun - a person who behaves in an unusual way
catchphrase /ˈkætʃ.freɪz/ B2	noun - a well-known sentence or phrase
frame /freɪm/ A2	verb - to put in a frame
lame /leɪm/ B1	adjective - unconvincing or inadequate
awesome /ˈɔː.səm/ A2	adjective - extremely good
affair /əˈfeər/ B2	noun - a sexual relationship between two people
snatched /snætʃt/ B2	verb - to seize quickly
television /ˈtel.ɪ.vɪʒ.ən/ A1	noun - a device for receiving television signals

Key Grammar Structures

• Unless you want me to blab about what happened on a yacht.

  ➔ Conditional 'Unless' (First Conditional)

  ➔ 'Unless' means 'if not'. It is used here to introduce a threat if the condition is not met.

• You're gonna start doing a lot of stuff for me.

  ➔ Future 'going to' for intention

  ➔ The speaker is asserting a future requirement or plan using 'going to'.

• I hope you were careful cuz I swear to God if I find one I can.

  ➔ Past tense after 'hope' for hypothetical/past concern

  ➔ The speaker uses 'were' to reflect on the past state of the person's actions.

• I keep not laughing at the Big Bang Theory.

  ➔ Verb 'keep' + gerund (continuative aspect)

  ➔ Using 'keep' + -ing indicates a repeated or continuous action.

• It may not be my best work.

  ➔ Modal verb 'may' for possibility

  ➔ 'May' is used to express uncertainty or a lower level of probability.

• I figure it's got to be the television.

  ➔ 'Have got to' (Modal of obligation/deduction)

  ➔ 'Got to be' is a common colloquialism for 'must be' in logical deduction.

• I'm not just saying that cuz I covered for him.

  ➔ Causal 'cuz' (informal 'because')

  ➔ Shortened form of 'because' used in informal conversational English.

• I've been under the weather lately.

  ➔ Present perfect continuous/state with 'lately'

  ➔ The present perfect 'I've been' describes a state that started in the past and continues to the present.