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[English]

this is the final round of the

Williamsburg trivia Bowl it's for the

$1,000 the score is all tied up with 50

points for the Dawson's Geeks oh every

time I say that I feel less

cool and 50 points for team did you guys

decide on a team name yet well not all

of us are on board we're going to go

with Max's Choice Max black and some

people she works

with awesome name not as awesome as mine

Phil chillin

but okay here we go Max black and some

people she works with who played Becky

on the 9s TV show

Roseanne question for you Phil do I look

like a

I must because you insist on

screwing me like one point of fact the

role of Becky was played by Lacy Goron

and Sarah chalk and then again by Lacy

Goron leaving Sarah chalk to go on to

even greater things such as the made for

TV movie why I wore lipstick to my

masectomy

shabuya that is a correct yet wildly

inappropriate response we win again

everybody

drink actually it's the losing team

that's supposed to drink get a life

nerd ouch I like a pretty lady that can

put Phil chilling in his place okay Phil

keep flirting with my pretty lady and

I'll cut your Chillin

off I do 7 hours of prep work and don't

get paid for this but thanks for the

castration

threat okay you're one step closer to

the grand prize of $1,000 and a Dan

mouse pad a Dan Mouse p pad no way Pinch

Me I'm

Dreaming keep this up Max and that prize

is ours you know you guys only get the

mouse pad right only I'm living for it

and now with a chance to tie it up the

next question goes to team Dawson Geeks

still feels completely

terrible name the day Tupac was killed

this is all crazy in my day you went to

the bar to forget stuff not to remember

stuff I thought these question questions

would be more challenging it's December

13

1996 oh so sorry the correct answer is

that's actually another trick question

Phil as Tupac is still very much

alive but the date most commonly

recognized by the lam stream media is

September 13th 1996 suck on that Geeks a

sh Sophie maybe you should slow down a

little yeah get life

nerd Max you're incredible I am I feel

like I'm not helping you're

not I mean the only thing I've done

tonight was Len ha and my shout stick

when he dribbled mudslide down his

blouse Max you're missing the boat I'm

very smart you got an Asian on the team

and you're using me as eye

candy well I'll consult you if they ask

me any questions about how to wear

shorts as

pants yeah I want to answer some I was

so good at trivia in Poland I admit it

was pretty easy all the answers were

either parois or

Cera don't take it personally it's just

that I know everything about the '90s

and the one time I let someone else

answer this one said Homer Simpson's son

was

OJ I heard the Simpsons I pulled the

trigger I don't want to hear about it

again you are all only here because I

needed bodies to enter well if you

needed a body entered that's kind of my

thing true and sometimes he does it when

you're

asleep I never pass up the chance to get

a snooze

C okay on to the bonus round Max black

there are only two questions left and

since you are the challengers you have

to get both of them correct to win or

you need to get

laid that is

correct first question for people that

can only be co-workers or drug

buddies which NBA star was also known as

the Admiral due to his service in the US

Navy

what you think I know everything about

basketball just because I'm a black man

yep fine it's David Robinson

cor this is for the win and the

$11,000 during the Monica Lewinsky

scandal oh I got this I love Bill

Clinton Bill Clinton can get it now more

than

ever during the Monica Lewinsky scandal

the house of represent nope I'm out

voted to issue articles of impeachment

against President Clinton based on what

official legal charge I'm out that's it

I guess I'll see you in court Jeffrey

Dalmer no wait Max I think I know this

but I'm not sure how sure are you no

pressure but our entire dream depends on

it maybe 20% sure I like those Odds Phil

chilling she's got the answer the answer

is perjury and obstruction of justice

Max black and some people she works with

wi the ,000

PR why don't you just bring that mouse

pad out to my car

[Music]

[Applause]

Phil

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
trivia /ˈtrɪviə/ B2	noun - details, considerations, or pieces of information of little importance or value.
insist /ɪnˈsɪst/ B2	verb - demand something forcefully, not accepting refusal.
inappropriate /ˌɪnəˈproʊpriət/ B2	adjective - not proper or suitable for the situation.
castration /kæˈstreɪʃən/ C2	noun - the surgical removal of the testicles.
challenging /ˈtʃælɪndʒɪŋ/ B2	adjective - testing one's abilities; demanding.
incredible /ɪnˈkrɛdəbəl/ B2	adjective - extraordinary; amazing.
consult /kənˈsʌlt/ B2	verb - to seek information or advice from someone.
personally /ˈpɜːrsənəli/ B2	adverb - taking something as an insult or directed at oneself.
impeachment /ɪmˈpiːtʃmənt/ C2	noun - a charge of misconduct made against the holder of a public office.
perjury /ˈpɜːrdʒəri/ C2	noun - the offense of willfully telling an untruth in a court after having taken an oath.
obstruction /əbˈstrʌkʃən/ C1	noun - the action of blocking or impeding.
justice /ˈdʒʌstɪs/ B2	noun - just behavior or treatment.
challenger /ˈtʃælɪndʒər/ B2	noun - a person who competes against or tests another.
flirting /ˈflɜːrtɪŋ/ B2	verb - behaving as though attracted to someone, but playfully.
incredible /ɪnˈkrɛdəbəl/ B2	adjective - impossible to believe.

Key Grammar Structures

• the role of Becky was played by Lacy Goron and Sarah chalk

  ➔ Passive Voice (Past Simple)

  ➔ The structure 'was played' indicates that the subject received the action rather than performing it.

• it's the losing team that's supposed to drink

  ➔ Cleft Sentence (It is... that...)

  ➔ Used to emphasize 'the losing team' as the specific entity meant to drink.

• I do 7 hours of prep work and don't get paid for this

  ➔ Present Simple (Habitual action)

  ➔ Expresses a routine or established fact about the speaker's job.

• I'm living for it

  ➔ Present Continuous (Idiomatic usage)

  ➔ An idiomatic expression meaning to be extremely excited about something.

• I feel like I'm not helping

  ➔ Feel + like + clause

  ➔ Used to express an opinion or subjective feeling about a situation.

• You are all only here because I needed bodies to enter

  ➔ Complex Sentence with Causal Clause

  ➔ 'Because' introduces the reason for the group's presence.

• if you needed a body entered that's kind of my thing

  ➔ Conditional (Type 2 - Hypothetical)

  ➔ Uses past tense in the 'if' clause to express an unlikely or imaginary situation.

• I'm out voted to issue articles of impeachment

  ➔ Passive Infinitive / Modal Context

  ➔ 'To issue' functions as the purpose or action being voted upon.