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Lyrics & Translation

[English]

um she's

jump jump jump

i say we go left right right like okay

or right like right

next time right should be right

good evening ladies

my happy sunrise breakfast

is going to fix you two right up

bit jittery this morning i see

jittery what makes you think that

what's wrong with you two i've never

seen you so afraid

zelda had a dream only it wasn't a dream

it was real and it was about

tim the witch smeller

who smells

no

tim the witch smeller he hunts down

witches for his own private trophy

collection and we could be next what's

this guy got against witches show her

egg from a chicken

milk from a cow

sugar and spice

make the past appear now

that's the witch smeller he doesn't look

very scary

don't judge him just by his looks

tim was born a complete freak

even though his mother was a witch he

had no magical powers and never would

he was no better than a mortal

knock it off or you'll be sorry

what are you gonna do

not cast a spell on us

witches can be so cruel

a present company accepted of course

with his only friend in the world in

aardvark named elton

tim left home vowing revenge on all

witches

he decided to use the power of science

against witchcraft he worked as an

apprentice under one of the most

brilliant thinkers of the day

da vinci

but tim stole davinci's inventions and

modified them for his own twisted

revenge

tim's advanced his technology over the

years

and with all of his tricks and traps

well if tim the smell master comes

poking around leave him to me in salem

we'll take care of him right salem

salem

say cheese you're on america's cruelest

practical jokes and watch your back

america you never know when we might be

coming to your town

the guy's a mud head classic

adults are so gullible i heard when

we're born we have all our brain cells

we lose them as we get older so we're

never really getting smarter only dumber

that sure explains my ants the secret to

that show is not to act surprised when

they spring the weird stuff on you don't

freak and you won't look like a doofus

a pocket fun house mirror you always got

the coolest job oh

better give me that harvey you don't

want people saying you're conceited oh

check it out

wow cool

that's your dad's soul gem amulet it

holds a little of the magical essence

from every witch in warlock that has

ever worn it is it me too retro besides

it belongs to my dad and he has a

hands-off when it comes to his stuff

lunch is served come and get it

maybe i'll just try it on what could

happen

uh oh

uncle quigley what smells so bad

camouflage when does a witch not smell

like a witch when she smells like a

dumpster

exactly this is our own recipe of garlic

rotten eggs sardines and stinky cheese

now tim will never come near us he's not

the only one ah no time for lunch gotta

go huh

oh my harvey left his backpack that boy

would forget his feet if they weren't

attached to his ankles i can still catch

him

you smell a witch don't you precious

the nose knows the question now is which

which will it be

i know i'll just soap up and slip it

over always works when i get my head

caught in the banister oh my my elton

you must be a powerful warlock indeed

for you to get so feisty

you shall be the crowning glory of my

embarrassingly huge collection of

captured witches

i find evil so invigorating

let me go is this some kind of a a cruel

practical joke

holy monkeys i'm on america's cruelest

practical jokes

harvey harvey

hey

oh no

you were

right see we told you

right about what tim the witch smeller

he's here

guest streams really do come true oh

dear does that mean one day i'll go

running through the produce section

wearing nothing but a belt of radishes

he captured harvey are you sure tim

hunts only witches and warlocks harvey's

only immortal who'd want him only

immortal it so happens some of my best

friends are mortal yeah yeah quigg

tim must think harvey's a warlock why oh

no

harvey

radishes just never you mind oh no the

soul gems

it's gone harvey must have it the

magical essence from that amulet would

be enough to fool that idiot aardvark

into thinking that harvey's a warlock

well perhaps we should only one thing to

do start packing packing we have to

rescue harvey we'll just zapped him with

a couple of spells from the spooky jar

and tim has a spell scrambler it it

jumbles up all our spells making them

useless fine

if you two won't help i'll do it myself

the only place you're going is to your

room to pack

let me go

look at all this stuff who directs your

show james cameron you think i could get

a t-shirt or something when we're all

done

when we're all done i'll have your head

mounted on my wall perhaps a souvenir

baseball cap would be more in order

whatever

tv people are weird

going somewhere do you have any idea how

dangerous the witch smeller is

i don't care harvey needs me

oh

i'm going with you

you're the best

yeah yeah i'm a four-legged santa claus

now how do we bust out of here santa

claus you're genius

ow

my spine

i borrowed this from anthill to spell

book it's a tracking spell

show me true no hiccups or glitches the

path less tried by the smeller of

witches

it's true the dumber the rhyme the

cooler the spell

sabrina's gone

and there's a tracking spell missing

from my spell book i'll get the car

maybe it's best if you leave this to us

witches after all if a witch can't

defeat tim what chance does a mere

mortal have

what chances a mere mortal have

dagnab this isn't about witches or

mortals it's about family

great the rocky horror dream house

come on

cool special effects and so the

delicious finish draws near

i was gonna ask if we could move things

along because if i don't get this amulet

back to my friend sabrina i'm gonna get

totally busted

amulet

a soul gem

so you're not a warlock

intruders

oh how am i supposed to get any work

kitty done

are you

all right of course we're not all right

you little brat how'd you like to be

stuck on some dusty wall for hundreds of

years leave the girl alone she didn't

put us up here easy for you to be nice

you don't have spiders laying eggs in

your ear i'm looking for a cute young

guy with dark brown hair and a dreamy

smile aren't we all honey

get us out of here

where's the rest of you

stuck in some parallel dimension tim

used that witch trap of his to turn us

all into living trophies

glad to hear you're all getting along so

well because you're going to be spending

a lot of time together

whoa

now it's my turn

poor darling

what have you done with harvey

nothing he's no warlock but he will make

a lovely servant

whereas you two magical sewing cells

will make fine additions to my permanent

collection

i told you he was all washed up

what some great witch hunter this guy

couldn't catch a cold and frost in the

snowman's armpit i caught you didn't i

nope we came to you major death she's

right you're losing your touch with

schmeller

very well witchling

i shall give you a five minute head

start if you can elude me until sundown

you all go free if not

i keep you all agreed you're on twerp

you go girl

which way down and out of sight

that detour should throw them off for a

while i wouldn't count on that

don't suppose you'd want to try for best

two out of three

long time no smell timmy still taking

your vacuum cleaner for walks i see

it's time to turn you into a frog you

toad

hallelujah

you seem to have forgotten the power of

my spell scrambler

a crucial error in tactics for a

non-witch this guy can sure cause a lot

of trouble run now talk later

the greendale mall

home field advantage nobody cannot

maneuver me in a mall

sabrina

sabrina

sabrina

sabrina

sabrina

uh

is the apocalypse upon us tune in at six

to find out

bingo

i despise minivans

we'd better get the innocent bystanders

out of danger

cream of mushroom gumbo chowder make

these people take a powder

in a mall no crowds but no time to shop

i'm getting even with that witch smeller

if it's the last thing i do here comes

your chance

oh shoot

leave that aardvark to me get out of

here

aha

hot

extra hot i chihuahua

that's it fido follow your nose

that'll teach you to keep your nose out

of other people's business

elton what have they done to you

as long as he's got that scrambler our

spells are totally useless

who needs magic

we're in a mall

you're talking some mega cavities there

these aren't for chewing they're for

spewing

have a nice trip

we did it we made it till night we beat

tim which is

not wrong much longer

you're not the kind to hold a grudge are

ya

now take that as a yes

i have you now

we went fair and square

why should i play fair with you you

witches never played fair with me

oh no

let go of me

you're a mortal don't you see how

horrible these witches are that's a load

of hooey

sure maybe a group of witches excluded

you hundreds of years ago but that's got

nothing to do with these girls they've

never lifted a finger against you no you

don't understand old man witches are all

alike you horse feathers everybody's an

individual responsible for their own

actions i judge people by what they say

and do not my skin color or sex or

nationality or whether they happen to

have magic powers

goodness

you are so right

ladies please accept my most abject

apologies

well he does seem sorry

i am you can show me the error of my

ways in eternity

oh no

some people never get it

to be honest i wasn't too crazy about

seeing the first of you

uncle quigley you saved us

not bad

for immortal

this mortal happened to have pulled your

collective fannies out of the fire i'd

remember that next time you witches get

all highfalutin that's the kind of

attitude that creates people like the

witch smeller mortal oh no harvey

is this thing ever gonna come off it has

a weird clasp

here

looks like america's coolest jokes

really went all out this time yeah but

they didn't fool me for one second i

always knew what was going on sure you

did

thanks i thought we were gonna be stuck

on that wall forever so what happened to

tim and elton

no no to the left it's my nose that

itches you stupid beast not my eye i'll

get you sabrina spellman do you hear me

i'll have my reveal

i certainly hope you remember to wash

that thing

freaks

savage we love you

cookie jar

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
jittery /ˈdʒɪtəri/ C1	adjective - nervous or unable to relax
trophy /ˈtroʊfi/ B2	noun - a prize for winning a competition; something kept as a reminder of a victory
mortal /ˈmɔːrtl/ C2	noun - a human being subject to death
apprentice /əˈprentɪs/ B2	noun - a person who is learning a trade from a skilled employer
conceited /kənˈsiːtɪd/ C1	adjective - excessively proud of oneself
amulet /ˈæmjələt/ C2	noun - an ornament worn as a charm against evil
essence /ˈesns/ B2	noun - the intrinsic nature or indispensable quality of something
camouflage /ˈkæməflɑːʒ/ B2	noun - disguise meant to hide appearance
invigorating /ɪnˈvɪɡəreɪtɪŋ/ C1	adjective - making one feel strong, healthy, and full of energy
glitches /ˈɡlɪtʃɪz/ B2	noun - small problems or malfunctions
souvenir /ˌsuːvəˈnɪər/ B1	noun - a thing that is kept as a reminder of a person, place, or event
intruders /ɪnˈtruːdərz/ B2	noun - people who enter somewhere without permission
tactics /ˈtæktɪks/ B2	noun - an action or strategy carefully planned to achieve a specific end
maneuver /məˈnuːvər/ C1	verb - to move or manipulate skillfully
apocalypse /əˈpɒkəlɪps/ C2	noun - the complete final destruction of the world

Key Grammar Structures

• I've never seen you so afraid.

  ➔ Present Perfect Tense

  ➔ Used "'ve never seen" to describe an experience up to the present moment.

• Zelda had a dream only it wasn't a dream.

  ➔ Past Simple

  ➔ Used "had" and "wasn't" to state facts that happened and finished in the past.

• He had no magical powers and never would.

  ➔ Future in the Past

  ➔ "Never would" acts as a future in the past, showing an expectation or inability from a past perspective.

• If you two won't help, I'll do it myself.

  ➔ First Conditional

  ➔ "If" clause + present simple, followed by future tense to express a real possibility.

• You're on America's Cruellest Practical Jokes.

  ➔ Phrasal Verb (Collocation)

  ➔ Usage of the prepositional phrase "on" to indicate being a participant in a show.

• I wouldn't count on that.

  ➔ Second Conditional (Implied)

  ➔ Used "wouldn't" to express a hypothetical stance or mild disagreement regarding a future outcome.

• If you can elude me until sundown, you all go free.

  ➔ Zero Conditional

  ➔ Used for a general rule or ultimatum where present tense reflects a firm condition and consequence.

• You should've been more careful.

  ➔ Modal Perfect (Should have + V3)

  ➔ Used to express a regret or criticism about a past action that did not happen.