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[English]

You're right. And I'm sure Sheldon will get a

fancy parking spot again if and when he

makes a worthwhile contribution to science.

If and when.

Okay. Maybe we should change the subject.

Amy, how are your lady parts?

Still chilly down there.

Hang on. None of Sheldon's theories have ever

been definitively proven.

My husband actually went to outer space.

That's an impressive accomplishment.

He's now an inspiration to millions of

Americans who know you don't have to be

special or even qualified to go into space.

You know, I remember the first time I got a

bikini wax.

My my sister did it with melted Crayolas and

duct tape.

It's a bad idea.

Gucci. Me, I'm sensing a little hostility.

Is it maybe because, like Sheldon's work,

your sex life is also theoretical.

Damn. Housekeeping!

We got to complain about somebody pooping on

a party in there.

It was.

Why did you tell her it was working?

Was it working?

Yeah. I'm so sorry.

Look like you're having fun.

We're having the best time.

Guess who won $100 playing craps.

That's a dollar.

And guess who wildly over tipped a cocktail

waitress.

Hey. Hey. Let's go.

We found a place that has Australian male

strippers. We want to.

See if they twirl their junk in the other

direction.

That sounds so great, but I have a little

more studying to do.

Can you believe this nerd?

Come on. You want to sit here being a loser

or do you want to watch me climb into an

Australian man's G-string like a baby

kangaroo?

So what are we going to do first?

I don't know about you guys, but I'm going to

make a beeline for the place that gives you

a princess makeover.

Oh, that sounds like fun.

You're kidding, right? We're not just going

to get drunk and go on rides.

Come on, do it with us.

All right. Whatever. How does it work?

Okay, so you pick your princess.

Sleeping Beauty, Snow White, Cinderella.

They give you hair, makeup, the works.

I guess it would be fun to be Cinderella.

Oh, I want to be Cinderella, too.

Yeah.

We can't all be Cinderella.

Then how do we decide?

Well, it's simple. This was my idea.

I'm driving. I'm Cinderella.

You bitches got a problem with that?

We can stop the car right now.

You jerk face.

What did you tell Howard?

Did you say there was something going on

between us? Because he thinks there is.

He's completely.

Freaking out. Please come in.

What the hell? Were you?

You were always so nice to me.

I thought maybe you liked me.

I'm nice to everyone.

I'm sorry.

Damn right you're sorry.

And you tell Howard there's never been

anything between us.

I will. Bernadette.

What do you think?

I have a shot with Benny.

Of course you do. You're a cutie pie.

Any girl would be lucky to have you.

The day she left for Florida, she asked me to

drive her to the airport.

I was too busy.

And I made her take a cab.

I was too busy.

There's no way you could've known.

Right back. Excuse me.

Yes.

You better find my husband's mother, because

one way or another, we're walking out of

this airport with a dead woman.

I didn't hog anything unlike you and that

weird lasagna with raisins in it.

Do you want some of this?

I'll give you some. Sheldon Leonard.

Living room right now.

She said my name first.

That must kill you.

I don't know what you think you're doing, but

this is a very difficult time.

For my husband. We're eating the last food

his mother ever made.

And you are going to throw it at each other

like children. Whatever it is you're

fighting about, put it aside.

Go back in there, Be a good friend to

Howard, or there's no dessert for either of

you.

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
worthwhile /ˌwɜːrθˈwaɪl/ C1	adjective - deserving of the time, effort, or money spent
contribution /ˌkɒntrɪˈbjuːʃən/ B2	noun - something that you do or give to help make something successful
theory /ˈθɪəri/ B1	noun - an idea or set of ideas that is intended to explain something
accomplishment /əˈkʌmplɪʃmənt/ C1	noun - something very good and difficult that you have succeeded in doing
inspiration /ˌɪnspəˈreɪʃən/ B2	noun - a person or thing that gives you new and creative ideas
qualified /ˈkwɒlɪfaɪd/ B2	adjective - having the necessary ability, knowledge, or experience
hostility /hɒˈstɪlɪti/ C1	noun - angry or aggressive behavior or feelings
theoretical /ˌθɪəˈretɪkəl/ B2	adjective - based on or involving ideas or principles rather than practical experience
complain /kəmˈpleɪn/ A2	verb - to say that something is wrong or not satisfactory
wildly /ˈwaɪldli/ B2	adverb - in an uncontrolled or extreme manner
makeover /ˈmeɪkˌəʊvə/ C1	noun - a complete change in the appearance of someone or something
decide /dɪˈsaɪd/ A2	verb - to make a choice about something
completely /kəmˈpliːtli/ B1	adverb - totally; very much
difficult /ˈdɪfɪkəlt/ A2	adjective - needing much effort or skill to accomplish, deal with, or understand

Key Grammar Structures

• Sheldon will get a fancy parking spot again if and when he makes a worthwhile contribution to science.

  ➔ First Conditional with temporal conjunction 'if and when'

  ➔ We use "if and when" to emphasize that both a condition and a specific time must be met.

• None of Sheldon's theories have ever been definitively proven.

  ➔ Present Perfect Passive voice

  ➔ The structure "have been + past participle" is used here because the theories haven't been proven "ever" (up to now).

• He's now an inspiration to millions of Americans who know you don't have to be special or even qualified to go into space.

  ➔ Relative clause with 'who' and modal 'have to'

  ➔ The relative clause "who know..." describes the Americans, and "don't have to" expresses lack of obligation.

• Is it maybe because, like Sheldon's work, your sex life is also theoretical.

  ➔ Comparative 'like' and predicate adjective

  ➔ "Like" is used here as a preposition meaning 'similar to', and 'theoretical' functions as an adjective describing the subject.

• Guess who won $100 playing craps.

  ➔ Embedded question as an object

  ➔ "Who won $100" acts as the object of the verb "guess".

• Come on. You want to sit here being a loser or do you want to watch me climb into an Australian man's G-string like a baby kangaroo?

  ➔ Alternative questions with 'or' and gerund phrase

  ➔ The "or" introduces two choices, and "being a loser" is a gerund phrase used to describe the state of the subject.

• I was too busy, and I made her take a cab.

  ➔ Causative structure with 'make'

  ➔ "Make + someone + bare infinitive" expresses forcing or requiring someone to do an action.

• Whatever it is you're fighting about, put it aside.

  ➔ Noun clause with 'whatever' and imperative mood

  ➔ "Whatever it is" is the noun clause functioning as the subject of the implied context, and "put it aside" is an imperative command.