– English Lyrics

Lyrics & Translation

[English]

A-one, two, three, four

"Is This What You Want?" theme

Pretty good.

Guys, guess what?

Aliens exist.

You know what that means.

I'm gonna interview Gaby!

For anyone who isn't, like,

a very frequent viewer, basically,

when Gaby interviewed me,

we said,

"Write 'aliens exist' in the

comments section if you want

Allison to interview Gaby,

and there were so many people

who believe in aliens that

we're gonna do it.

JBU theme plays

For the following interview,

I will not be Allison Raskin,

your best friend and confidant.

So who will you be?

(together) Therese.

I love your red hair, Therese.

Thank you, I'm a "cele-sbian".

Yeah! Therese, in case you forgot,

is a "cele-sbian" reporter,

uh, with red hair.

Yeah, I ask the tough questions.

Oh, let me get into character.

Yeah, please, I need to meet Therese.

(whispering) My parents are okay

and I have a cat.

First off, Gabrielle Dunn,

it's just a pleasure to meet you.

Gabrielle is so formal.

I just want to start by saying

that I love your vlog channel

with your girlfriend, Allison Raskin.

Yeah! It's a vlog channel, uh,

and Allison is my girlfriend.

Ok.

Are you related to Josh Dunn from twenty one pilots?

Uh, no, but it's weird because

my older brother is named Josh Dunn.

So you are related to him?

I am related to Josh Dunn, but I'm not...

That's what I asked,

that's what I just asked.

Who do you like more:

men or women?

Neither.

You don't like men or women?

No.

Is bisexuality real?

Yes, bisexuality is real,

and you don't have to like

one or the other better.

If you like women even 5%,

you can call yourself bisexual.

"Bisexual" just means you're open

to all genders.

Like, ok, here's a fun

game we can play.

Um, what do you like more:

red or blue?

Neither, purple.

(Allison "fff"s in frustration)

You often complain about

not having money.

Why are you not

making any money?

I complain about not having money

because I used to not have money,

now I have the most money

I've ever had in my life,

although it's still not that much,

probably, compared to other

people who have been more

responsible in their lives.

I think it's, you know, important to talk

about your financial troubles

because it's a very isolating topic.

But you have money?

Some, some money now, yeah,

probably not enough.

So why are you complaining all the time?

I just love to complain.

Do you still work at BuzzFeed?

No, I haven't, I haven't worked at

BuzzFeed for longer than I

have ever worked at BuzzFeed.

Why would you quit working at BuzzFeed?

It seems like the coolest company.

I wanted to have a career.

But...don't you want to have

a career at BuzzFeed?

No, but when anything you make at BuzzFeed

they own, and I thought it was best

to have the intellectual property

that I was making be my own.

Whatever, I love

the Try Guys.

How are you different from Broad City?

'Cause we're two different people.

What?

Like, we're not them.

But, right, but like...

you guys are like,

two Jewish girls who are best friends

and they're two Jewish girls

who are best friends who

have a TV show.

Yeah, see, I think they're more of

a "peas-in-a-pod", and we're

more of an odd couple.

Me and my partner, Allison,

are more of an odd couple.

Like, uh, you know...

Please don't touch me.

Sorry, I should've asked...

I'm a reporter.

Therese, I feel like you're a big fan.

I'm not, I haven't seen a

single JBU video.

I don't think that's true.

I only watched your work

at BuzzFeed.

Oh, you did?

Which, honestly, most people

say, is better than your personal work.

That's fair.

Are you actually polyamorous,

or is that just something you do

for the channel?

I am actually polyamorous, yeah.

It means I'd date multiple people.

Ew!

Still on this page...

Yeah! I was going to say,

what are you doing?

Are you in love with Allison?

Yeah.

No, I mean, like,

romantic love.

Are you in love with...?

I understood the question.

Therese, you seem quite upset

by my answers.

I'm not upset, I don't get upset

because I'm an objective journalist.

It seems like you are taking

this personally, the way

one Allison Raskin might.

Why would I?

I'm not Allison.

(stammers) Are you going to dye

your hair purple again?

That was my favorite one.

So weird! Usually, it's the

celebrity who gets upset

and walks off.

No, it's fine, it's like...

I just, like, I thought that when

we sat down, you would be

honest with me, and

obviously, you're keeping your guard up,

and you're not giving real answers

because I know for a fact

that you're not romantically

in love with Allison.

You know that for a fact...how?

Because you are Allison?

No, I'm Therese!

But I talked to Allison first,

and I was going to publish the interview

with her, but everyone said,

"We'd rather have the other one."

Oh, I've heard that before.

(slams book)

Allison, Allison!

(startled) Oh! How'd it go?

A journalist was just here and

she got so mad!

Why!?

Because I wasn't answering

her questions truthfully.

Why didn't she ask

to interview me?

Oh, is it that...um...something's ringing.

(laughing) I gotta go.

(Sobs dejectedly)

JBU end theme plays

Thank you for your support

and belief in aliens.

It's dumb not to think

they're out there.

Agreed.

Roswell was a cover-up.

I know that you believe that,

have you ever gone to Roswell?

No, but I did a 90-page

research paper on it.

You should go.

Listen, here's the thing:

I'm not saying that it was

definitely an alien, but it was

definitely a cover-up.

For an alien.

Right.

'Kay.

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
interview /ˈɪntərvjuː/ B1	verb - to ask someone questions noun - a meeting to ask questions
alien /ˈeɪliən/ A2	noun - a creature from outer space
believe /bɪˈliːv/ A2	verb - to accept something as true
reporter /rɪˈpɔːrtər/ B1	noun - a person who gathers and reports news
formal /ˈfɔːrməl/ B1	adjective - following strict rules of politeness
girlfriend /ˈɡɜːrlfrɛnd/ A2	noun - a woman a person is romantically involved with
related /rɪˈleɪtɪd/ B1	adjective - connected by blood or marriage
bisexual /baɪˈsɛksjuəl/ B2	adjective - attracted to both men and women
gender /ˈdʒɛndər/ B2	noun - the state of being male or female
financial /faɪˈnænʃəl/ B2	adjective - relating to money
troubles /ˈtrʌbl̩z/ A2	noun - difficulties or problems
career /kəˈrɪər/ B1	noun - a job or profession
property /ˈprɒpəti/ B1	noun - something owned by someone
intellectual /ɪntəˈlɛktʃuəl/ C1	adjective - relating to the intellect
polyamorous /ˌpɒliˈæmərəs/ C1	adjective - having multiple romantic relationships
objective /əbˈdʒɛktɪv/ B2	adjective - not influenced by personal feelings
journalist /ˈdʒɜːrnəlɪst/ B1	noun - a person who writes for newspapers or magazines