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[English]

Want to do the last one on the list with

us? Of course. Then pack your bags.

We're going on a round the world trip.

But how? It'll cost too much. Nowadays,

you don't need money to travel. Welcome

to the 21st century. Guys, I have been

outside our house before.

Just wait a minute, Mom. That was fast.

Oh, look. There's our car up ahead.

Pedal to the metal. Oh, look. It's Mr.

Dad.

[Applause]

I really wish he'd watch where he's Oh,

now I guess we know how we swallowed

that steering wheel. Out of town we go.

Look at that glitch. Yeah, and that one.

Yeah, glitches. Um, let's try somewhere

else. Oh, I'm so excited. I've never

been on a plane. What's the view like?

Maybe we should fly first class next

time. Where are we going anyway? How

about the Caribbean?

The beach nudest be. No, no, no, no, no.

What's wrong, Mrs. Mom? Maybe we should

go someplace where we need clothes. Oh,

wow. I've never walked on ice before.

Go slowly. I don't think the ice can

take our weight. Slower,

slower,

faster, faster, faster, faster,

I've never been scuba diving either.

Wait, is that my fish mom? Oh, yeah. I

can see the resemblance.

E, talk about fish breath. All this

traveling has made me hungry. Uh, honey,

I don't think you can.

Quick, he's joking. Let's get him to a

hospital.

I need some air.

Dude, stop leaning on the brightness

button. Oh, sorry, boys. I'm not getting

to see much of the world here. Okay,

let's go somewhere random. Ah, Tokyo.

Now, let's have a look around.

Maybe over there. Gumball, I don't think

this is Tokyo. Th this way. Um, Gumball,

can't you just admit we're lost? No, I

just need to find a busy bit.

I think this is a little too busy. How

do we get out? Hold on. Uh, over there.

Where are we? Turn us around.

Wow. It really takes your breath away.

Probably cuz there's no oxygen. Then get

ready for the world's biggest skydive.

Three, two, one.

There. See the world? Check.

Thank you for that. Guess you're never

too old to learn something new. Here, I

have something for you, too. What is it?

The list of chores you agreed to. Don't

worry, Mrs. Mom. It's not your fault

you're boring. It's because you're old.

Richard, flashlight. Higher. That's not

a flattering angle. In a car driving

through the desert just like this one,

there was a family just like ours.

Richard, that's not the scary bit. They

were heading on a camping trip when they

broke down in the middle of nowhere. A

strange old man living in a derelict gas

station helped them out and suggested

they stay for dinner. And as he grinned

at them with a toothless smile, they

realized that the main course was them.

Now we better hope we don't break down.

[Applause]

Oh yeah. Who's pouring now?

You really nailed it with the fake

breakdown. I wish I was still wearing

diapers. Okay, let's get back on the

road.

So you're going to laugh at this.

Oh, calm down. But it's just like in the

story. Some tooth. This old guy's going

to hate my brain. Gumball, please calm

down. I'm sure it's nothing.

Richard, why is the engine compartment

full of marshmallows? Nicole, I think

you mean the front trunk.

Okay, this is not going to ruin our

family outing here. There's a garage a

mile north. Richard, go get help. Okay,

I'll go when my marshmallow's done.

All right. Thank you, honey. I'm

supposed to be on vacation, you know.

Richard, you don't have a job. You're

always on vacation.

Did you find a mechanic? No. I think

there's something wrong with the

compass. Richard, show me that. It's a

watch. You've been following it in a

circle for 12 hours.

I'm so dehydrated, I can't even cry.

It's okay. The sun's going down. It'll

be dark soon. Just in time to get eaten

alive.

Long way from home, ain't you?

Oh, it's okay. He's not toothless. Thank

you, sir. But we have roadside

assistance. I'll just use my cell. You

can try calling for help, but you won't

get none. There's no signal here.

Please excuse me for a second.

I don't suppose you could help us, could

you? Sure, but we better go soon. We

don't want to miss dinner.

[Music]

Okay, it's toothless now. Time to panic.

Kids, stop staring at him. Mom, it's the

guy from the story. No, don't be silly.

Thank you again, sir. This is very kind

of you. Don't worry about me. I'm just

working up my appetite.

I'm being pushed to our doom really,

really slowly. Look, just because he

matches the story I made up doesn't mean

he's a psycho. Even if he is obviously,

you know, dentally challenged. And

anyway, I'd be very surprised if we

ended up in a derelith gas station. E,

what do you know? Here we are. Your

final destination.

Really? He lives in a gas station?

Come on.

Come on. What's the best thing to do

when you know your childhood days are

numbered? Lie down on the ground and go

like this.

[Music]

Hell, dude. You make the most of it. We

enjoy it while we can. We enjoy it while

we're kids. We enjoy it while there's

still time to make the most of it. We go

around the block and we loy them all.

The people think we're dark, so they

give the cops a call. Police get away

with it cuz it's a public face. Turns

out we were losers standing in one

place.

I don't wear a suit or a stupid t. I

dress with my eyes closed and I still

look fly. It looks like you got a leg

transplant from a wiener dog. Oh yeah.

Well, you

And when I don't have a comeback, I can

always cry. We enjoy it while we can. We

enjoy it while we're kids. We enjoy it

while there's still time to make the

most of it. I'm allowed to eat candy.

It's okay to be chubby. It's called baby

fat. That's how my mama likes me. And I

don't need to worry about the calories I

ate cuz I'm just a kid with a crazy

metabolic rate. Too far. Don't you ever

worry about the cavities in your teeth.

Who cares if they fall out? I got new

ones underneath. I'm giving.

Where are these presents from? It just

doesn't compute. We don't have to worry

about making ends meet. We just throw

things in the buggy that we like to eat.

Cuz when you're still a kid, everything

is magic. You don't know it yet. Life

can get pretty tragic. We enjoy it while

we can. We enjoy it while we're kids. We

enjoy it while there's still time to

make the most of it. We don't have to

worry cuz we don't have jobs. We can sit

around all day and hang out just like

slime. We don't freak out about resumes

and skills cuz we don't have either. We

got no bills. We got all the time that

we want to kill. What time is it? It's

time to chill.

What do you think you're doing? Just

enjoying not having a job. Well, you

can't stay here. Why? Because the sight

of our freedom hurts your adult

feelings. No kid, you're gonna have to

move because when you're still a kid,

being sick is cool. Mom gives you hugs

and you don't have to go to school. Stay

at home, watch TV all day, slacking off.

If someone checks on you, just give them

a little call. Are you all right?

It's not my fault if I behave like a

dummy. I do a lot of stupid things cuz I

find it funny. We don't need an excuse

cuz we got imagination. We're using it

right now to escape the situation.

Because when you're a kid, you dream of

many things like being a ninja dentist

or a wizard cop with wings. We can fight

a shark bar with a sword made of swords.

Be the best at everything and win

awesomeness award. See an underwater

castle in the sea made of crystal.

Saving mermaids or young people using

golden laser pistols under the universe

in our power spaceship. Go back in time

and teach me how to get don't need to

worry about our future plans and college

superpowers. Robot arms. That's their

substitute for knowledge. It's okay for

me to dream that I'm a west and for me

to keep hoping that there's still a

chance to go chest.

We enjoy it while we enjoy it while

we're enjoy it while there's still time

to make the most of it.

Come on, let's try it again. We enjoy it

while we can. We enjoy it while we're

kids. We enjoy it while there's still

time to make the most of it.

Mother, what are those two short men

doing? I believe they're pretending to

still be young and cool, dear.

[Applause]

All right, Richard. I'm going to need

you to move her every hour to keep her

in the shade. Okay, sure thing, Harry.

Uh, Harold.

Mr. Wilson. Oh, by the way, you must

have heard about my birthday party, I

guess. Oh, sure. Where is it? Yeah, I've

uh booked a table at that new Mexican

restaurant. It starts at 7:00. Got it?

Yeah. Great. Then make sure you don't

turn up by mistake. Oh, sure.

[Music]

You buying new pants for your wife?

What? Well, she's the one wearing them

in your relationship, right?

Try these on. I think they're more you.

Dad, is it me or is this guy kind of

being a total thunder jerk to you? Oh,

he's not that bad. Then why did they

steal your pants?

Canad Richard Wat please come to collect

his dignity from the front desk.

I'm sorry. That's not just friendly

teasing. Ow. He's being really mean to

you. No, he's not.

[Music]

What? I just didn't want to have a

visible panty line. Not that. You need

to tell mom about this. I can't. Your

mom sees me as an averagel looking

underachieving slob. It would break her

heart to think it was all too good to be

true. Dad, you need to deal with this

like an adult. I am dealing with it like

an adult. I'm pretending nothing's wrong

until I get a chance to cry about it

when I'm alone. She means you need to

put it into the situation and deal with

it in a mature way. How? Well, you are

old enough to purchase a chainsaw. What?

What exactly do you think being mature

means? I don't know. R-rated. Well, what

do you suggest? Legal advice. Well, Mr.

Wat, I've reviewed the evidence

thoroughly and I'm pleased to say that

we can

h

can place a restraining order on Harold

Wilson effective immediately. All you

need to do is

follow the legal precedent in the case

of Can you just talk faster, please? The

case of the state first Antonio Chavez,

article 13, section 1, amendment 19,

subsection 4, paragraph 11, verse 2,

stanza 6, sentence 9 pertaining to the

victims. I'm out. You guys got any

money?

[Music]

Stress which had left her life in an

updal.

What was that about? Sorry, that was

Daisy Land money. Right. I don't think

we can afford your services. I

completely understand. Please let me

show you what Oh, come on. Doesn't

anything happen for pine here?

[Music]

Huh?

That was as easy as taking candy from

above.

What was the expression again? Oh, yes.

A brainless manchild.

You know, I think there's a lesson in

all this. People writing those things

are all butt hats. Okay, I guess there

are two lessons in all this. And the

second one is if you can't beat them,

join them. But dad doesn't have it in

him to be bad. What are you talking

about? I'm all about the thug life. You

carry Get well soon balloons in your

trunk so you can tie them to roadkill.

You guys want to see how real I can get?

Well, break out the aloe vera cuz you

are about to get burned.

Hey, Gumbo, you bluefaced potato with a

stick. How glad are you to not have

inherited your father's metabolism and

be allowed to eat whatever you want

without feeling a thick sack of shame?

Bam! You just got PW.

How about you, Darwin? You mutant

weirdo. How does it feel to have evolved

beyond anything your species could ever

have dreamed of? You disgustingly

adorable pride and joy of my life.

Bring me the tarter sauce. That fish

just got cooked. I think you're missing

the point. I think you're missing the

point, Dad. I think you shouldn't let

that electrical outlet dead. I think you

should remember your appointment at the

cardiologist instead. How does it feel

to be better than everybody else? Anish,

I mean this because I genuinely think

you are. Boom.

I'm so sorry for hurting your feelings

with my mean-spirited jokes. Please

forgive me.

I think he needs professional help.

Today we'll see record high temperatures

in Elmore with a sweltering 122° F. I

guess the term is no longer global

warming. It's global burning.

Dude, it's so hot that I'm sweating this

right out. I don't have sweat glands.

Give me some. Ah, that's better. Gross,

but better.

Ice cream truck. Quick. It's not going

to be there for long. But I have no

shoes. I'm losing an inch with every

step.

Stop. What are you doing? Just one,

please. There you go. Thanks.

Brain freeze.

All right,

do something. I'm melting here. Oh, come

on. Don't exaggerate.

One ice cream, please. Good sir. Since

you're such a polite boy and you guys

are my last customers, this one's on the

house. Mother, is it not ironic we get

free food when clearly we can afford to

pay for it?

That's it. I'm crossing.

Freeze, you hamlams. What for?

Jaywalking. Oh, give us a break, man. We

just wanted an ice cream.

I don't care. You're getting a ticket,

man. Really? I'm sorry, but that's law,

kid. Crime is a slippery slope. If I

turn a blind eye on the smallest

misdemeanor, before you know it, the

whole society falls apart, especially in

this heat. Well, I understand you're

cop. I mean, it's obviously not your job

to be cool. What do you mean not cool?

All kids think cops are cool. Not

really. Yeah, we're more into privileged

rap stars and pretend to be hardcore.

That is ridiculous. Cops are cool.

That's what I wanted to be when I was a

kid. Okay, get in the car. I'll show

you. Hold on.

What are you doing? We're just

pretending to be handcuffed. Sorry. I

just don't want anyone to think we're

friends with you. I want my phone call.

Do you mind pushing my head down?

There's no jail that can hold me. Just

get in.

[Music]

Mother, think of you the heat that drove

those two poor to climb. No, dear. It's

public school.

Dude, can you scratch my nose?

You're not handcuffed. And he doesn't

have a nose. Oh, yeah. Right. Uh, so

what's so cool about being a cop? Well,

I file a lot of reports. I write parking

tickets. I stop for lunch. I give some

people directions. I file some more

reports. I write some parking tickets. I

make a report on all the reports I

filed.

Sorry, you were so boring. And we

thought the car was moving. And uh,

didn't expect to have to explain it. Uh,

please continue. Help me out here, guys.

What do I have to do to prove to you

that cops are cool?

[Music]

See, it's not that hard to have a good

time. All you have to do is a shoot.

They're coming back down. Let's fail.

Oh, wait. You forgot to drive through

the boxes. Oh, yeah. I always wanted to

do that.

So, what other cool stuff can you do? I

can commandeer any vehicle I want. Any

vehicle? Anything.

I guess I can't complain. It is a

spaceship. I can make it more

interesting. How

[Music]

can it hurt?

Oh, it hurts. It hurts.

[Music]

Okay. Where do you want to get to?

All right. You take a right then

continue for a block and it's on the

left after the town hall. Got it.

Take

right

for a block and it's on the left after

the town called.

Okay, I'm late for my date. So, good

luck.

Do I hear 40? 45 45 45

That's 45 for the little blue man in the

back. Remember everyone, it's all for a

good cause. We're trying to end hunger

today, not tomorrow. Just today. It's a

small town, you know. But let's get back

to business. Do I have 55? 55 needs a

55. 55. 55 for the little blue man. And

now I've got 65. 65. 65. 65. 75 for the

little blue man. Now come on. We need

100. Need 100. Need 100. A very slight

move of the head. That's a 100 for the

little blue man. Going once, going

twice. Sold for 100 cents. That's a

dollar. Well done, everyone. A dollar.

What was that? I'm so sorry. It's just

everyone is being completely useless

today. It's impossible to communicate.

It's

Just a second, please. What are you

doing here? You said I will go to the

mall and see you later. So, here I am.

Just order something. I'll be right

there. Okay. Two pizzas and a milkshake

to share, please. Not you. Gosh darn it.

Are you kidding me? What do you want?

You told us to come to the mall. Yeah,

and we thought about what you said

before, and you were right. It was

pretty creepy, but we've changed our

ways. How is this to brighten your day?

Your face is perfect. Your eyes are full

of life. Your fur is so soft. Your tail

is right. That sounds like the last

thing the victim hears in a horror

movie. Why don't you guys just find

someone as weird as you to practice on?

someone who wait a minute.

[Music]

I like your skin. It fits you like a

glove. Thank you. You must work out.

Okay.

Wait, what? Wait for what? What? What?

What? What? The what? Before the what?

What?

[Music]

Ow.

Hurry up. My parents are picking me up

in 10. I just just start without me.

I'll be right there. Who is that? What

are you talking about? Here I am all

dled up for a date. And what do I see?

You've been two timing me. Aren't you

being sarcastic again? Do I sound

sarcastic? I don't know. Hey little blue

man, you need to pay and get your prize

from the auction. Fine. What's the

prize? A kiss. Okay, you know what?

Whatever.

On the cheek from Miss Elmore. Comes

with a dinner.

You know what? I forfeit my prize to

him. Her it. Come on, you.

So, where were we?

[Music]

What?

Sorry, son. I don't have time to buy

that flute for you. Your mother said I

had to drive the car to the mall. No,

Dad. It was the other way around. Oh,

right. People are being so confusing

today. I know, right?

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
travel /ˈtræv.əl/ A2	verb - to go from one place to another, usually over long distances noun - the act of going from one place to another
excited /ɪkˈsaɪ.tɪd/ A2	adjective - feeling very happy and enthusiastic
plane /pleɪn/ A1	noun - a vehicle that flies in the air
diving /ˈdaɪ.vɪŋ/ A2	noun - the sport or activity of jumping into water from height
hungry /ˈhʌŋ.ɡri/ A1	adjective - wanting or needing food
cry /kraɪ/ A1	verb - to produce tears from eyes because of pain, emotion, or anger
lost /lɒst/ A2	adjective - unable to find your way home or to a place
busy /ˈbɪz.i/ A2	adjective - having a lot to do
world /wɜːld/ A1	noun - the earth with all its countries and people
story /ˈstɔː.ri/ A1	noun - a description of imaginary events and people
road /roʊd/ A1	noun - a path or way used by vehicles or people to go from one place to another
dream /driːm/ A2	noun - a series of thoughts and images that occur in your mind when you are asleep verb - to have images and thoughts in your mind while you are asleep
job /dʒɒb/ A1	noun - the work that someone does to earn money
cool /kuːl/ A2	adjective - fashionable or attractive
ticket /ˈtɪk.ɪt/ A2	noun - a printed piece of paper that gives someone permission to do something
jail /dʒeɪl/ A2	noun - a place where criminals are kept as punishment
drive /draɪv/ A1	verb - to operate a vehicle
eat /iːt/ A1	verb - to put food in your mouth, chew it, and swallow it

Key Grammar Structures

• We’re going on a round the world trip.

  ➔ Present continuous for future plans

  ➔ The verb phrase "**are going**" shows a planned future action.

• I don’t need money to travel.

  ➔ Modal verb + infinitive (need + infinitive)

  ➔ "**need**" is followed by the infinitive "to travel" to express necessity.

• If you’re still a kid, being sick is cool.

  ➔ Zero conditional (if + present simple, present simple)

  ➔ "**If** you’re still a kid" sets a general truth; the result "being sick is cool" is in present simple.

• I’ve never been scuba diving either.

  ➔ Present perfect with never + gerund

  ➔ "**never**" modifies the present perfect "have been" to stress that the experience has not happened up to now.

• We should have called for help, but we didn’t get none.

  ➔ Modal perfect (should have + past participle) + negative double‑negative

  ➔ "**should have called**" expresses a missed obligation in the past; "didn’t get **none**" is a non‑standard double negative.

• There’s no signal here.

  ➔ Existential there + be + negative noun phrase

  ➔ "**There’s**" contracts "there is" and introduces the negative noun phrase "no signal".

• We enjoy it while we can.

  ➔ While‑clause with present simple to express temporary condition

  ➔ "**while** we can" uses the present simple "can" to indicate a limited time period.

• I’m going to need you to move her every hour.

  ➔ "Be going to" for future intention + need + infinitive clause

  ➔ "**going to**" marks a future intention; "need **you to move**" uses the verb "need" followed by an object and a bare infinitive.