– English Lyrics

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[English]

- So apparently, the kids have a prank planned for Jeremy.

- Have you ever tried fried pickles?

- Yucky.

(happy music)

- It's a prank!

(playful music)

- [Caleb] Oh.

- [Jeremy] So what happened?

- I don't know.

- We got mustached.

- [Jeremy] You got mustached.

- [Laura] I got mustached.

- [Jeremy] Do you guys think the tooth fairy did it?

- No, Daddy. - No, you guys.

It's a prank.

- [Jeremy] April fools!

- This is the April fools.

- [Jeremy] April fools.

- I wanna see my mustache again.

- April fools!

Oh my!

- I get my own little mustache.

- I get my own little mustache.

- I fake too, you're fake, you have one.

Now we all have mustaches.

Does Mom have one?

- [Jeremy] Maybe we need to go give her one.

- How did we wake up--

- [Laura] Yeah!

Let's get Mom one.

- [Jeremy] And Janae?

- Yeah!

- Okay, do you guys wanna clean off your mustaches?

- No! - Yeah.

- [Jeremy] Alright, let's go eat breakfast

with our mustaches on.

- [Kids] Yeah!

- I like having a mustache.

- I do too.

Elise, my friends are gonna be like,

oh you have a mustache.

And you're only five.

Why would you have one?

- Sounds like people would be like,

why do you have a mustache?

You're a girl.

Girls don't have mustaches.

- And my friends say, I have mustache.

And I say I don't need mustache.

Like Daddy.

- So there's clippers that girls have to take off hair

because they can grow one if they don't rip off the hair.

- No I don't think that's how girls do it.

I think they just cut their legs.

- They cut their legs off?

Ouch!

- No, they cut their hairs off their legs,

not like do their face.

- [Kendra] Whatcha doin'?

- I'm burping her.

- [Kendra] You're burping her.

Are you guys doing some tummy time together?

- [Laura] Um hmm.

- [Kendra] Well be soft with those burps.

- [Laura] Hi Janae.

- [Kendra] There's Janaenae.

- Yep, we woke up this morning.

- [Kendra] She did wake up this morning, didn't she?

- [Laura] Um hmm.

- [Kendra] You're such a nice big sister.

- Thanks.

- So there was just a spider in our house.

And Caleb took care of it for me,

'cause when Jeremy's not around,

Caleb usually jumps up and runs and says "I wanna kill it!"

- How did that get in our house?

- [Kendra] It's just spiders.

Sometimes spiders get in our house.

- Did it crawl into our house

- [Kendra] I don't know how it got in.

Laura, what do you think of spiders?

Do you like 'em?

- No, they're yucky.

- [Kendra] Thanks for saving us.

- Yeah, can we have a snack?

- [Kendra] Did you wash your hands?

- Yeah, I did.

- Alright, I'm coming to pick up our next prank.

Have you ever tried fried pickles?

So a couple weeks ago I had these fried pickles

and it surprised me how much they looked

like chicken nuggets.

(happy music)

(worker speaks off mic)

Thanks. - Have a great day.

- Yep.

- [Caleb] Oh my.

- So Jeremy went out and grabbed McDonald's for the kids.

So nice to have him just bring lunch home.

- That McDonald's.

There's plenty.

- Oh my gosh, there's even pickles in it.

- Yeah.

- Is this a prank?

- [Jeremy] Those are chicken nuggets from McDonald's.

Look.

McDonald's put a pickle in your chicken nugget?

Here, try a different one, that's crazy.

You guys, that is weird, here, try a different one.

- But I see green!

- Oh, they must have a certain thing they do for a prank.

(Kendra laughs)

- She got us.

She's like I'll pull the pickle out.

- [Isaac] Oh, that works.

- That's good.

- So there's a restaurant, you guys,

that makes fried pickles.

And we thought we would prank you for April fools.

- [Kendra] April fools.

- April fools.

- [Kendra] So what do you think of fried pickles?

- Worst thing ever.

- [Kendra] Worst thing ever.

- Yucky.

- And I got pickles inside of this.

- [Kendra] People really like it.

Do you know who likes this?

Your Aunt Michelle loves the fried pickles.

- Yes, we ordered fried pickles.

They're not bad when you dip 'em in ranch or ketchup.

- [Kendra] Or if you're not expecting it to be chicken.

- Yeah.

- That was a good prank.

- [Jeremy] Thanks.

- So I made the kids brownies last night,

because I knew we were going to be doing the fried pickles

and I thought they deserved a little treat.

So I even put chocolate frosting on them,

which I don't usually do, but it is delicious.

Do you guys want sprinkles on it?

- [Kids] Yeah.

- [Kendra] Okay, what kinda sprinkles?

- [Isaac] What's the kind?

- Just enough.

- I am ready for another prank.

- [Kendra] This is, smell it.

It's just chocolate frosting. - I wanna smell it.

- Maybe she's tricking us.

It might not even.

- I know.

- Alright, you think it's poo?

- [Isaac] Yeah.

- Caleb's suspicious about the classic poop brownie prank.

- Sit down, turn around.

- [Isaac] Was that a real one?

- Okay, let's get everybody some drinks.

Smell it.

- [Caleb] You put pickles in it.

- I did not put pickles - Pickles in the brownies.

- I did not put pickles in it.

Okay, it's a new recipe, so I'm gonna want you guys

to all try it together.

- [Jeremy] Alright, have at it.

- I'll take a bite too.

- [Boy] Oh, my gosh.

- I can't eat it!

- It's foam.

- It's a prank! - Take a bite.

- It's a prank!

- [Jeremy] So Kendra cut up these sponges

and then put chocolate frosting on them.

- [Caleb] Thank you Mom for giving us foam.

- It's really chocolate frosting.

What do you think buddy?

- Well I can't eat it.

But we can lick it.

- I took a sponge and I frosted it with chocolate frosting.

You guys don't have to lick it.

- Why did you throw the brownies away so we can't eat 'em?

- [Kendra] Because those weren't the real brownies.

Do you want some real brownies?

- Yes, so they're so crunchy, crunch, crunchy

and not squishy.

- [Kendra] So you want one that's not that way?

Do you want a real one?

- Yeah.

That's not squishy.

- [Kendra] Okay, that's not squishy.

Oh you are so sweet little girl.

(happy music)

- Awesome.

- Here you go sweetheart.

- I made this game.

So you have to try to get away from the storm troopers

and get the minox.

- [Kendra] So we found a coding website

that has a Star Wars game.

And it takes you through a series of puzzles

to teach you about coding first

and then you get to build your own game with the code.

Isaac built a pretty cool game.

- [Jeremy] So is this the code over here

that makes the game?

(bright classic music)

You're doing little designs on your nails.

- [Elise] Um hmm, I'm trying to do a heart.

- [Jeremy] Looks like someone else is coding.

You having fun?

Caleb is so focused.

- And we have something to tell you.

We have a prank ready?

- For who?

- Dad.

- [Jeremy] You can't tell me.

- You better watch out.

You're gonna get pranked. - Caleb's.

- [Jeremy] They're gonna like cut my hair off or--

- No. - Don't give 'em ideas.

- It's outside.

- So apparently the kids have a prank planned for Jeremy.

So I was instructed to get a large bowl of water

and give it to them.

This should be fun.

Cubby, what's going on?

- We're gonna be going outside

and Dad's gonna sit on the swing

and we're gonna let go with one hand

and dump it on his head.

And then we're gonna push him off.

- [Kendra] Alright, you guys have fun outside.

- [Laura] Okay.

- But we'll need Daddy.

- Yeah, Dad's coming.

- They think they're trying to prank me.

It's not obvious, at all.

- [Kendra] They asked Jeremy

to carry this large bowl of water outside to the swing,

so they could feed the worms.

- Very thirsty worms out there.

- [Kendra] Yep, why don't you

carry that water for 'em Jeremy?

- The things you do because you love your children.

- [Kendra] You deserve it from last year.

- I know.

- [Kendra] Issac, what is April Fool's Day?

- It's on a day. (screams)

(laughing)

- [Jeremy] That was an unplanned prank.

- Have fun. - Yep.

- Bye. - See ya.

(comical music)

- [Caleb] I'm looking for worms.

- [Elise] Me too!

- [Jeremy] It'll be educational for you.

Here's the water for you.

- Right here.

- Yeah, we're gonna push you.

- [Isaac] Don't hold on.

(laughing)

(Jeremy babbles through laughing)

- It's so cold.

(laughing)

- [Kendra] Wait, you guys have to say April fools!

- [Kids] April fools.

- You guys are the trickiest tricksters, ever.

- Wait, sit back on, sit back on.

- [Jeremy] Why?

- We have one more thing. - We have to push you off.

(laughing)

- I'm not getting pushed off.

Oh, it's so wet and cold.

- Daddy has his short off.

(Kendra laughs)

- Well that was hilarious.

As the kids get older though,

Jeremy and I are gonna have to watch out.

I have a feeling we will definitely get pranked.

- We're gonna push him off and then dump.

We tried two times to push him off,

it wouldn't work, so I just had Elise, um--

- [Kendra] Pour the water?

- Pour the water and then we could all push.

- [Kendra] Have fun jumping.

- [Isaac] Yeah!

(Jeremy screaming in slow motion)

- [Laura] Good night, J House out.

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
apparently /əˈpærəntli/ B2	adverb - used to introduce a statement that might surprise someone
prank /præŋk/ A2	noun - a practical joke verb - to play a practical joke on someone
fried /fraɪd/ A2	adjective - cooked in hot fat
pickles /ˈpɪkl̩z/ A2	noun - cucumbers preserved in brine
mustached /ˈmʌstætʃt/ B1	adjective - having a mustache
fairy /ˈfeəri/ A2	noun - a mythical being, often depicted as small and winged
April /ˈeɪprəl/ A2	noun - the fourth month of the year
fools /fuːlz/ A2	noun - plural of fool
wanna /ˈwɒnə/ A2	verb - contraction of want to
fake /feɪk/ A2	adjective - not genuine verb - to pretend
grow /ɡroʊ/ A2	verb - to increase in size
burping /ˈbɜːrpɪŋ/ A2	verb - expelling gas from the stomach
tummy /ˈtʌmi/ A1	noun - informal term for stomach
spiders /ˈspaɪdərz/ A2	noun - eight-legged arachnids
snack /snæk/ A2	noun - a small amount of food eaten between meals
surprised /səˈpraɪzd/ A2	adjective - feeling or showing astonishment
chocolate /ˈtʃɒklət/ A2	noun - a sweet food made from cacao beans
sprinkles /ˈsprɪŋkl̩z/ A2	noun - small pieces of candy used for decoration
suspicious /səˈspɪʃəs/ B1	adjective - having a cautious distrust of someone or something