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[English]

I used to work at the Chop Shop it was

chill decent hours good benefits you

could work while you were high which I

never did because that's it responsible

anyway we did a lot of work for the

stool who stole Pontiacs the Pontiac

bandit Hey I just picked him up on a

dozen counts of identity theft his

name's Doug Judy you ever seen him

before

Oh beautiful

I think he's into me he said he wants a

deal he has information about some dude

who steals Pontiacs Pontiacs

he knows about the Pontiac bandit listen

to me he specifically said he knows a

guy who steals Pontiacs I just said that

chill man okay okay sorry okay let's do

this super horny yeah come on Rosa

we can play act with his mom for two

minutes to get a lead fine

one false move and I tase you in front

of your mom should you be at work not

too busy to see my mama oh mama this is

my girlfriend Rosa and this is my

personal assistant mangy Carl ah that's

nice to meet you you could just call me

Carl mangy Carl used to be a homeless

gentleman I work with a charity that

finds jobs for down-on-their-luck white

people damn you a good assistant I could

get used to this how long till it

usually gets back to you mmm like 10

minutes chill mangy I can't chill never

been this close before

I got a mint you run through Yasim makes

me want you to catch him thank you are

these laser discs yeah I robbed a Tower

Records back in 92 kept my faves Doug

Judy who Blade Runner Tron Oh Fievel

goes west yes sir love that little mouse

his journey a story of America I could

not agree more Fievel Papa Fievel

hey cuz I'm not his mom put this stupid

braid in my hair

oh it's beautiful yeah it's cute please

have my children I gotta say the suit is

growing on me what's good is it triple

breasted somehow there's no such thing

what about the girl in Total Recall

triple bitties Judy you're under arrest

trans near hey Rosa mayor Christmas girl

shut up take a good look kids this is

what happens I present to you the

seventh wonder of the world Doug Judy

aka the Pontiac bandit foiled at last

thank you very much all right that's

enough Judy this is my moment you are

not to enjoy it I can't help it proud of

you like a son to me a white crispy son

how would that even work am i adopted no

your mother's just really pale almost

invisible look I say the only way we

make a deal with Doug Judy is if you can

give us the top guy Tito Ruiz I can give

you Tito Ruiz oh come on

Judy I mean how do we even know this is

real this guy's a huckster

he's a lie guy brought as a point you

have been a lie guy to us before thank

you give me some details reason I was

selling in Attica in the 90s he texted

me last week need some cars to deliver

his product I said no because drugs are

stupid

except for weed in sex pills man has

needs Rose aha

I can't think of your last name baby

says I'm going to jail I won't enjoy my

time left on the outside put me up in

5-star hotel like the Royce unlimited

room service and minibar privileges

three-star Hotel like the Brooklyn earth

$60 a day meal allowance no minibar

four-star hotel like the Oneida 204 no

minibar or alcohol but I get to go crazy

on candy and this agreed oh one last

thing

Diaz

has to be nice to me Omaha - call me big

sugar - huge mistake but she'll never

agree to that Norman let's do this big

sugar oh did you see the menu

Lobster Thermidor Baked Alaska it's so

fancy don't even sound like food yeah

come on or so or do it or no thanks

I'm on duty come on Peralta you gonna

let the criminal have all the fun all

right fine I'll have one

Lobster Thermidor extra Thermidor on the

side I have no idea what I'm ordering me

neither

we're like culinary Magellan's you know

how we take this to the next level

Rose robes

[Music]

teto do he spooks real easy so no

there's no way you're going in alone

we're coming with you

I've already got my cover story worked

out my name is Dante Thunderstone I

stole my first car at the tender age of

nine yet the fam for yourself since your

mother was struck by lightning while she

was pregnant with me she passed I lived

some say that makes Zeus my dad o mythic

hope and Rosa you could be my wife Rosa

why would you take your wife with you to

meet a drug dealer because we partners

in everything we do I know that voice

get ready it's time for some smoosh song

talk Judy the Pontiac bandit he's here

we got songs about smooshing songs for

smashing - someone's - the kids this is

the all-ages piano lounge I brought you

here because I'm in peril peril don't

this my peril somebody's trying to kill

me

and I need protection so I'll set for my

best friend I am NOT your best friend

I'm your worst enemy get that through

your head it's this kind of bickering it

makes us such an adorable couple

whatever Judy you're under arrest you

can't arrest me boo we're in

international waters which is also why I

can smoke as much weed as I want welcome

to the high seas no no way that that's

true Amy tell me I can arrest him right

now Judy's right we have no jurisdiction

technically this boat flies under the

flag of uzbek is done

oh girl knows about the whose bags oh I

got five down I figured out the theme

it's boats okay I get it she's smart and

lovable you're scrappy and lovable

together you just lovable lovable okay

so where's this hitman Judy look I don't

know who they sent but he's all about

of his manifest somebody bought in his

San Juan name Henry Cole's

Henry Street and Cole Street that's the

corner of your old chop shop in Brooklyn

this isn't alias I'm a porter but he

checked out Henry Cole's cabin he hasn't

been in a yet he's hiding somewhere on

his boat ready to jump out and kill me

at any moment

probably creeping around in my closet or

stowed away in a lifeboat so hide in a

wall holed up in the engine room

camouflaged in the shrubbery predators

down court

nope we are not having fun you will not

suck me in with your wily charms you

brought your own shuffleboard stick yeah

they're called tanks you should be glad

she has oh don't want to mess it with

another man's tang there's no way

they're called tangs it's true they are

and the disks are called biscuits tangs

and biscuits that is so dumb I

officially love shuffleboard clear a

path I'm about to quit my biscuit about

time you smile Jake you've been a real

Tang in the mud we're spending the rest

of this trip in your cabin Amy and I

will take sleep shifts to make sure

someone's always watching you thank you

that makes me feel super safe if you

want to smush I have a sleep mask and

noise cancelling headphones

ladies and gentlemen widows and widowers

welcome to the all-ages piano lounge

adults only show

I'm Horacio velvety dope name still song

I wrote myself called Rosa Rosa Rosa

goes like this Rosa Rosa Rosa Rosa

crowded in here girl and the lighting is

way too sexy to see anything right there

on the floor is the man you looking for

he's right in front of you a little bit

to the left my love my love my love my

left come on this way he's in a red

shirt no not the Asian dude I'm talking

about a bright red shirt that's the man

you're looking for that's the man you've

been looking for I gotta pee this is the

love song pretty huh well that ends my

show all of a sudden you've got a great

crowd thank you very much think of me

when you smush your real far away I'll

just assume you're finally admitting

with best friend no that is not what I'm

saying

thank you means a lot to me hey join us

see your crew just remember you got a

five lady don't be a Tang in the mud

check your pocket

boom boom boom better but this isn't

over

I will hunt you to the ends of the earth

I love you too

I'm so proud of us for being able to say

it what are you still standing there for

go son

you

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
Chop /tʃɒp/ B1	noun - a shop, especially one that sells meat verb - to cut something into pieces with a sharp tool
chill /tʃɪl/ A2	adjective - relaxed and calm
decent /ˈdiːsənt/ B1	adjective - respectable or satisfactory in quality
benefits /ˈbenɪfɪts/ B1	noun - advantages or privileges
responsible /rɪˈspɒnsəbl/ B1	adjective - having an obligation to do something, or having control over or care for someone, something, or an animal
identity /aɪˈdentɪti/ B2	noun - the fact of being who or what a person or thing is
theft /θeft/ B1	noun - the action or act of stealing
specifically /spəˈsɪfɪkli/ B2	adverb - in a precise and detailed way
specifically /spəˈsɪfɪkli/ B2	adverb - in a precise and detailed way
dude /duːd/ A2	noun - informal term for a man
laser /ˈleɪzər/ B1	noun - a device that emits a narrow beam of light
robbed /rɒbd/ B1	verb - to take something from someone illegally
journey /ˈdʒɜːni/ B1	noun - an act of traveling from one place to another
adorable /əˈdɔːrəbl/ B2	adjective - very lovable
jurisdiction /ˌdʒʊərɪsˈdɪkʃən/ C1	noun - the official authority to make legal decisions and judgments
manifest /ˈmænɪfest/ B2	noun - a list of cargo and passengers on a ship or aircraft
predators /ˈpredətərz/ B2	noun - an animal that naturally preys on others

Key Grammar Structures

• I used to work at the Chop Shop it was chill decent hours good benefits you could work while you were high which I never did because that's irresponsible.

  ➔ Past Simple & Reduced Relative Clause

  ➔ The phrase 'which I never did' is a reduced relative clause modifying 'work while you were high'. It's a concise way of saying 'which I never did do'. The sentence primarily uses the Past Simple ('used to work', 'was', 'could') to describe a past habit.

• Oh beautiful

  ➔ Exclamatory Sentence & Adjective as Predicative Complement

  ➔ This is a simple exclamatory sentence expressing admiration. 'Beautiful' functions as a predicative complement, describing the subject (implied - likely Doug Judy).

• I think he's into me he said he wants a deal he has information about some dude who steals Pontiacs.

  ➔ Embedded Clauses & Relative Clause

  ➔ The sentence contains multiple embedded clauses. 'he said he wants a deal' is reported speech. 'who steals Pontiacs' is a relative clause modifying 'some dude'.

• one false move and I tase you in front of your mom

  ➔ First Conditional & Imperative

  ➔ This is a first conditional sentence expressing a threat. 'If you make one false move, I will tase you'. The 'and' creates a sense of immediacy. 'I tase you' is an implied imperative.