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The front page of the campus newspaper was my 00:00

best course of action. 00:02

I deployed every weapon in my literary 00:03

arsenal. Humor. 00:06

So funny. 00:07

Gravitas. So moving. 00:09

Fear mongering. 00:11

So scary. 00:13

And last but not least. 00:14

Heartfelt emotion. 00:16

Not worry. Shine all in on fear. 00:18

Excuse me. If I had an excuse that's going 00:27

to rip the lid off this university's 00:29

leadership and shine a light on its rotten 00:31

core. Who could I turn that into? 00:33

You can give it to me. I'd feel more 00:35

comfortable giving it to someone who's less 00:36

likely to roll it up and smoke it. 00:38

Well, I'm the editor, so it's me or nothing. 00:40

Very well. I'm handing you the scoop of a 00:43

lifetime. 00:45

Okay. 00:46

As your people say, I think you'll dig it. 00:47

Hello, this is Mayor Harrison. 00:52

I understand you are running for office 00:54

class president. 00:57

Do you have any advice on how to win? 00:58

Most important thing is to get out there and 01:01

connect with people. 01:03

That's tricky. 01:04

I'm not terribly fond of people. 01:05

Well, you might need to get over that. 01:07

Assuming I can, how do I connect with them? 01:09

Friendly handshake is a great start. 01:12

Oh, boy. Now I have to touch them. 01:15

Over the next few days, I mounted my 01:18

campaign. 01:20

My name is Sheldon Cooper, and I'm running 01:21

for class president. 01:23

Okay, put her there. 01:24

Greetings, fellow students. 01:29

I'm running for class president. 01:30

Here's a button. 01:32

Have a grown up. Put them on you. 01:36

They're sharp. Hello, I'm Sheldon Cooper, 01:37

and I'm running for class president. 01:41

Yeah, I understand you had a baby last year. 01:43

If you bring it in, I'll try to kiss it. 01:45

I was shocked to learn that the Happy Hearth 01:50

Home bakeries had been bought out by the 01:52

domestic food corporation, and they started 01:54

making their bread faster and cheaper. 01:56

And you don't like that, do you? 01:58

No. 02:00

And you're collecting signatures to make them 02:00

stop, I am. 02:03

Corporations shouldn't be allowed to make 02:04

these decisions on their own. 02:06

Well who should? 02:08

The people who eat the bread. 02:09

This wouldn't happen if there were 02:11

centralized control over all these big 02:12

corporations. Are you suggesting. 02:14

A communist form of government in Texas? 02:16

I suppose I am. 02:20

Hang on a sec. There you have it. 02:21

Local boy Sheldon Cooper says communism is 02:23

what Texas needs. 02:26

Oh, dear God. 02:30

Hey, here's a funny prank you can try 02:31

tonight. When Dan falls asleep, put some 02:33

shaving cream in his hand and then tickle 02:36

his nose. Why? 02:38

Because then he'll go to, you know, scratch 02:40

the nose and he'll get shaving cream on his 02:42

face. 02:44

And then what? 02:45

Well. 02:46

That's it. 02:48

Well, I'm a guest in their home, and that 02:50

doesn't seem like a very good way to repay 02:52

their kindness. 02:54

Never mind. And what if the shaving cream 02:55

gets in his eyes? That would sting. 02:58

Sorry, I mentioned it. 03:00

Also, I didn't bring my own shaving cream. 03:01

I'd have to use his dad. Forget it. 03:03

Shelly. 03:06

Everything okay? 03:10

Hunky dory? Why? 03:11

Well, you're kind of dressed like you 03:13

kidnapped yourself. 03:15

Oh, I tried to block out sensory input. 03:16

I hit a roadblock. Determining whether 03:19

virtual particles have a fixed mass or 03:21

violate momentum conservation. 03:23

But then I remembered that Nikola Tesla 03:25

believed that isolation is where ideas are 03:27

born. 03:29

Who's Nikola Tesla? 03:30

One of the most prolific scientists of the 03:31

20th century. 03:33

Okay, and just out of curiosity, how isolated 03:36

was he? 03:42

Oh, highly. He found human contact revolting. 03:43

Oh, well, that's kind of a lonely way to 03:47

live, don't you think? 03:50

Well, he wasn't entirely alone. 03:51

At the end of his life, he became good 03:53

friends with a brown pigeon. 03:55

Right. See ya. 03:58

Sheldon? 04:04

Yes. 04:05

What is the angular momentum of the neutron 04:05

and the proton inside deuterium? 04:08

Oh, um, L equals zero. 04:10

Carlos, you're missing the 4% admixture of L 04:12

equals two. 04:15

Sorry, I'm a little distracted. 04:16

It happens anyway. 04:18

Normally, I would have gotten that right. 04:19

I have no doubt. 04:21

Anyway, there are just some things going on 04:22

at home, and I'm not allowed to talk about 04:24

it. 04:25

And we don't want to hear about it. 04:26

I can tell you, no one's sick, in case you're 04:27

concerned. 04:29

Anyone concerned? 04:30

Show of hands. 04:31

No. Moving on. 04:32

That's why I got the answer wrong, son. 04:35

It's just a mistake. 04:37

Everyone makes them. 04:38

Like my brother Georgie did when he got that 04:40

girl pregnant. Don't say it. 04:42

Don't say it, don't say it. 04:43

What? 04:46

I need to use the restroom. 04:47

This is college. Just go. 04:48

You. Red shirt, lock the door. 04:53

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deployed dɪˈplɔɪd B1	verb - to strategically use or position something
arsenal ˈɑrsənl B1	noun - a collection of resources or tools
gravitas ˈɡrævɪtəs B2	noun - seriousness or dignity of manner
mongering ˈmʌŋɡərɪŋ B2	noun - spreading fear or alarm
heartfelt ˈhɑrtfɛlt B1	adjective - sincere and deeply felt
scoop skʊp A2	noun - a piece of exclusive news
campaign kæmˈpeɪn A2	noun - a series of actions to achieve a goal
corporation kɔrˈpɔrəʃən A2	noun - a large company or group of companies
centralized ˈsɛntrəlaɪzd B1	adjective - controlled from a single point
communism ˈkɒmjuːnɪzəm B1	noun - a political theory advocating for communal ownership
prolific prəˈlɪfɪk B2	adjective - highly productive or creative
isolated ˈaɪsəleɪtɪd A2	adjective - separated from others
angular ˈæŋɡjələr B1	adjective - relating to an angle or corner
momentum moʊˈmɛntəm B2	noun - the force or strength of movement
admixture ædˈmɪkstʃər C1	noun - the process of mixing or the result of being mixed

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Key Grammar Structures

The front page of the campus newspaper was my best course of action.

➔ Relative Clause

➔ The phrase 'of the campus newspaper' is a relative clause modifying 'front page'.
I deployed every weapon in my literary arsenal.

➔ Prepositional Phrase

➔ 'In my literary arsenal' is a prepositional phrase indicating location.
So funny. Gravitas. So moving.

➔ Ellipsis

➔ The sentences are elliptical, omitting the subject and verb for brevity.
Not worry. Shine all in on fear.

➔ Imperative Mood

➔ 'Shine all in on fear' is in the imperative mood, giving a command.
If I had an excuse that's going to rip the lid off this university's leadership...

➔ Conditional Sentence (Type 3)

➔ This is a type 3 conditional, referring to an unreal past situation.
I'd feel more comfortable giving it to someone who's less likely to roll it up and smoke it.

➔ Relative Pronoun ('who's')

➔ 'Who's' is a relative pronoun introducing a clause that describes 'someone'.
Well, I'm the editor, so it's me or nothing.

➔ Correlative Conjunction ('so...or')

➔ 'So...or' is a correlative conjunction linking two alternatives.
As your people say, I think you'll dig it.

➔ Reported Speech

➔ 'As your people say' introduces reported speech, not directly quoting.

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