– English Lyrics

Lyrics & Translation

[English]

Mmm.

Well, Mr. Squidward, feeling better after your sick day?

You might say that.

[gasps]

[gasping]

He's glorious.

That's right! I used to be sick of everything,

but I am not sick anymore.

I've been plagued by toxins and stress,

built up over the years at this job.

But SpongeBob washed those away.

[gasping]

[glow sound]

Now, who wants to order?

[laughs]

Hey, cool crowd, what's shaking?

[laugh]

Oh, yeah.

Hey, hipsters, it's groovy, cats. Oh I can dig it.

[melting]

[shoe grinding]

Oh, welcome, man.

You're the coolest customer we've ever had.

Oh, crazy, Daddy. Crazy.

[pinching cheek]

Can I seat you at the coolest table?

No, thank you. I'm here to meet up with a real cool cat.

Oh, there he is. Hey, Squideroonie!

Waaah!

[struggling]

Thank you, plankton.

This is truly a date to remember.

Well, my love, you haven't seen anything yet.

For you, my love.

Oh, Ray Ray!

[laughs and sniffs]

That's right, baby.

Ray Ray is at your service.

[shines teeth]

Ray Ray, you've got my cooling fans running on high.

[laugh] Get over here and give me some sugar!

[blowing kisses]

Huh?

[yawns]

What a long day.

[blowing kisses]

[heavenly music]

Uh...eh...ehh! Ahhh! I can't take it!

What is it?, Plankton.

Hold that thought baby. I've forgot something down here.

I'll be right back.

[clarinet playing]

[inhales]

[exhales]

[grunting]

[clinking]

Mmm...Aha!

[blowing kisses]

[blowing kisses]

[playing clarinet]

Culture lovers, welcome to the Classy Kiosk!

I am squid-tacular!

And this is my protégé, Patrick Hanna.

He told me everything I blow.

[playing out-of-tune]

[swallow]

and now get ready to feel the arts.

[splashing brushes]

[grunting]

[splashing paint]

[crowd cheering]

[coins]

What?

Hey, watch me, everyone!

I will now be dazzled your dazzlers

with interpretive dance.

[babbling]

My turn!

[babbling]

[crowd clapping]

Who knew that Patrick could dance like an angel?

[laughs]

Bravo, bravo!

Oh, Mr. Krabs, you dropped this.

[chuckle]

Don't be a slack-o, where slacks.

I know.

Okay!

How I look?

Excuse me, sir,

I was just talking to a little baby schoolboy

a second ago about yay high and--

[stutters]

It's you! I didn't recognize you with your mature

grown-up long pants.

You're pulling my leg, mister. I don't look like a man! Do I?

Hey, man!

He called me a man!

And my knees are a perfect 72 degrees!

[winks]

[whistling]

[crowd gasping]

[squeaking pants]

[crowd gasping]

Is that my daddy?

I wish.

You're all set. Come on, Patrick!

[seductive music]

Hi SpongeBob, and hello lady.

The disguise is working, Patrick.

I mean Patricia.

[laughs]

SpongeBob, you never told me you had a girlfriend.

Oh, I'm not his girlfriend I am Pa...

Patricia...Patricia!

[nervous laugh]

Bro, your girlfriend is not ugly.

[chuckles]

Actually, Larry, she's not my girlfriend.

- She's just a -- - It's cool, buddy,

you don't have to explain your girl to me.

But she's not my girlfriend.

I don't know why you're standing here talking to me

when you could be talking to your girlfriend.

Come on, Patricia.

Good-bye.

Congratulations on the new girlfriend, dude.

[soaking in water]

[blowing bubble]

Thank you, Warden. I feel like a new bubble.

[laugh]

Remember, Bubble. Keep it clean or you'll get mea.

Whoo!

Thank you, Warden.

I promise I won't let you down.

[laugh]

Here is the address of your new job.

[swallowing]

[venting]

I'll make you proud, Warden.

Stay clean or you'll get mean.

A new life. No more dirt, and no more wrong turns.

[smash]

[peeling off from wall]

The Krusty Krab.

This must be the place.

Oh! Oh, my Neptune.

[angry customers]

[smashing and cracking]

Oh, that's going to come out of my paycheck.

My legs!

I'm okay!

Slightly less okay!

SpongeBob!

[tearing down wall]

Yeah?

Why do you go? You've been working out.

Yeah. I hope you got some glue for me because I am ripped!

Oh, I'm late for the gym!

Can you cover for me in the kitchen, Squidward?

Yes! Anything, you meathead!

just go before you destroy the !

[running off]

When you worked here, the place had class.

Yeah. When this place had class.

[heavenly music]

[laughing]

Okay, let me just memori--

[slamming door]

[screaming]

Hey, I wasn't ready!

[slamming door]

Would you mind waiting 'til I--

[slamming door]

Hang on.

You're starting to look like your old self again.

[slamming door]

Nope. Still too handsome.

[slamming door]

It's still not working.

Maybe I'm not doing it hard enough.

[slamming door]

Hang on a sec--

[slamming door]

Let me...

[slamming door]

[groaning]

[Heavenly music]

[scream]

Squidward, you're even more handsome now!

[crowd cheering]

And the crowd is in a frenzy.

Well, SpongeBob, it was you who got me into this mess.

Now you have to get me out again.

I know, Squidward! I'll think of something!

Huh! I just need, I just need...

[In slow motion] Got me into...

Squidward! Look out for that falling shoe!

[screaming]

[panting]

[screaming]

Squidward...

[laser gunshots]

Plankton?

That is my name!

[teeth glimmers]

Actually, I'm Karen's version of Plankton.

You know, how she'd like to see me?

[laughs]

Ooh, you have beautiful eye.

We'd better get moving.

[screaming]

Hey, yah!

Help, help!

There. There. You're safe now, little lady.

[maniacal laughter]

You fool! You fallen into my trap now your mine,

SpongeBob The Strong.

So we meet again, Krazyfish.

Bring it on.

With pleasure.

[cracking knuckles]

[grunting] So loud.

You ready to get crazy, huh, Crazyfish?

You bet your frosting, Sponge-cake.

Sorry, I'm not wearing any frosting.

Hey, that's cheating.

- No, it's not. - Yes, it's.

- No, it's not. - Yes, it's.

- It's not. - It's too.

- It's not. - It's too.

- It's not. - It's too.

- It's not. - It's too.

Um, guys?

Anyway, your shoes are untied.

-It's not. -It's too.

Guys!

-It's not. -It's too.

-It's not. -It's too.

The train!

Don't worry! I'm ready!

[tearing shirt]

Bring it on.

[screaming]

[horn sound]

Oh, good morning, Gare Bear.

[scissors cuts]

[towel rubbing]

[grunting]

[grunting]

Handsome. Okay, Gary.

Wait 'til Pearl gets an eyeful of this!

[doorbell ringing]

Hello?

[cranking]

What do you think, Pearl?

Cleans up pretty good, doesn't he?

Well, at least no one will recognize you.

Now listen, SpongeBob, I just want to get through this dance

with my social status intact.

I want to go to the prom, get my picture taken,

and I want to dance...

I want to drink punch with my friends

and don't do that other thing we're always doing...

Uhh, Pearl, we've got to get back to the limo.

[claps] A limo! Why didn't you say so?

I love limousines!

Go easy on him, lassie! I can't afford to break in a new fry co!

I can't afford to break in a new fry cook!

[laughs]

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
glorious /ˈɡlɔːriəs/ B2	adjective - magnificent, very impressive
plagued /pleɪɡd/ B2	verb - to cause trouble or suffering to someone or something
toxins /ˈtɒksɪnz/ B2	noun - poisonous substances produced by living organisms
stress /stres/ B1	noun - a feeling of emotional strain and pressure
cool /kuːl/ A2	adjective - fashionable, impressive
groovy /ˈɡruːvi/ B1	adjective - fashionable and exciting
customer /ˈkʌstəmər/ A2	noun - a person who buys something from a store
crazy /ˈkreɪzi/ A2	adjective - mentally deranged, extremely enthusiastic
struggling /ˈstrʌɡlɪŋ/ B1	verb - to make forceful or violent efforts to get free of restraint or constriction
service /ˈsɜːrvɪs/ A2	noun - the action of helping or doing work for someone
date /deɪt/ A2	noun - a social or romantic appointment
protégé /proʊteɪˈʒeɪ/ C1	noun - a person guided or protected by a more experienced person
interpretive /ɪnˈtɜːrpriːtɪv/ C1	adjective - expressing the meaning of something in a subjective way
dazzled /ˈdæzld/ B2	verb - to overwhelm with beauty, brilliance, or splendor
slack /slæk/ B1	adjective - not taut or held tightly in position
mature /məˈtʃʊər/ B1	adjective - fully developed; adult
disguise /dɪsˈɡaɪz/ B1	noun - an attempt to conceal one's true identity
limousine /ˌlɪməˈziːn/ B2	noun - a luxurious car with a long wheelbase