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[English]

- I would safely say, yeah,

my bull(beeping) detector is pretty good by now.

(laughing)

(upbeat music)

Telltale signs of an underage person,

typically you get the person who is very edgy

when they show up and they really don't know

exactly how things work,

and they're kind of just anxious for no reason,

and then, of course, they hesitantly hand your their ID,

and they kind of just sit there and smile.

- Oh, their body language.

Most people are pretty good at lying,

but their body isn't.

- When they're walking up,

they're, uh, here, and no eye contact.

Usually, I find that people will stand up straight

and they're like, yes, that's me,

and they'll look at the card,

whereas the other one will be like,

hey, yo, and kind of look away,

so I mean, those are just some of the signs.

(upbeat music)

- There's certain things on one ID that's real

that you won't find on a fake ID,

and vice versa.

- Some of the things we look for,

when we're looking for a fake ID

would definitely be laminated pieces of plastic

or pieces of paper that have absolutely zero traits

of an actual ID.

- Most IDs do have a special actual tag

that you can see in certain lighting.

- Here in California is if you have a light,

you have the California bear outlined in the back,

and if you hold it up,

you can see that outline,

whereas the fakes tend to not have it.

(upbeat music)

Well, actually, at my first job, in 2011, a couple,

either blatantly not recognizing their surroundings,

or deliberately not caring,

and starting to get it on while other people are around,

so I had to politely tell them,

"Hey, look, this is not the spot for that.

"I feel you, have a good time.

"Just move it on, take it elsewhere."

- I've seen a lot of people hook up.

Pretty much wherever they can it in,

seen that on, I would say, an everyday basis.

It's not really crazy anymore.

It's just the norm to me now.

(upbeat music)

- Starting a fight, and probably stripping,

just getting naked.

- Undermining the fact that we're here,

and we're doing a job, and we're here to do a job,

and making sure that you're allowing us to do so.

- Get out of line, and try to be aggressive with you

for no reason.

It does happen.

You get macho people,

whether it's women or men,

who just have a bad attitude,

and wanna take it out on you.

- Someone not having their forms of ID like they should,

and just trying to talk me up.

Oh, you're so handsome!

You're so cute!

It's like, um, appreciate the compliment,

but you know, I still need that form of ID,

if you don't mind.

- Honestly, pet names and things like that

are probably the easiest way to piss me off.

Oh, things like big boy, big John.

Accurate.

(laughing)

- First impressions, coming up to the door,

it'll always make a huge statement.

- Being polite.

You actually don't have to say much to a bouncer.

Just make sure you have your ID card.

- Probably just being prepared and not having

a bunch of assholes that you're with.

- Don't be getting out of line.

Just have a good time,

and don't be destructive or disruptive

and causing a scene.

(upbeat music)

- The best excuse I've ever gotten

for forgetting an ID was definitely

they said their dog ate it,

which we all know is a crock of shit.

- Literally the worst excuse you could say

is I forgot my ID.

There's no excuses for forgetting it.

Just bring it.

(jazz music)

Most likely not, but depending on the situation,

every situation is different,

and sometimes, it can be reevaluated

and possibly be let back in,

but in most instances, if you're escorted out,

you're not coming back in.

(upbeat music)

I would say the bull(beeping) detector that I have

is pretty on par, and you'd be lucky

if you get away with something.

- I would safely say, yeah, my bull(beeping) detector

is pretty good by now.

(laughing)

- I'm working on it!

I'm working on it,

but I'd like to think it's pretty good,

probably about a B+, A-,

but that's why we got my other security officer,

who's here for to help me,

when I may miss a certain thing,

they're here to pick me back up.

(jazz music)

- You could get to the front of the line,

as long as you had a pretty good standing relationship

with the person that was actually at the door.

- I plead the 5th on that.

(laughing)

- Any way to get to the front of the line

is if you know the owner.

That would pretty much be the only thing.

Everyone else is treated the exact same way here.

(upbeat music)

- For me, one of the best parts of the job

is the fact that I get to be around music,

people, I do like to dance and sing myself,

so being around the environment

is always good for me.

- Getting to meet new people in here,

and having them kind of trust in you

as a security guy, to say they that trust

that you're there to protect them,

you're gonna do the right things.

- Definitely the social interaction part of it,

making sure that you're meeting plenty of people

from all around the world,

but also being a part of keeping them safe, as well.

(upbeat music)

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
detector dɪˈtɛktər A2	noun - a device or mechanism that detects or identifies something specific
telltale ˈtɛlˌteɪl B1	adjective - revealing or indicating something, especially something secret or concealed
edgy ˈɛdʒi B1	adjective - nervous, irritable, or tense
hesitantly ˈhɛzɪtəntli B1	adverb - in a hesitant manner
laminated ˈlæmɪˌneɪtɪd B1	adjective - covered with a thin protective layer of plastic or other material
blatantly ˈbleɪtəntli B2	adverb - in an open and unashamed manner
undermining ˌʌndərˈmaɪnɪŋ B2	verb - to weaken or destroy the effectiveness of something
aggressive əˈɡrɛsɪv A2	adjective - ready to attack or confront; violently hostile
macho ˈmɑːtʃoʊ A2	adjective - having or showing masculine pride or aggressiveness
reevaluated ˌriːɪˈvæljuːˌeɪtɪd B2	verb - to assess something again, often to change an earlier decision
on par ɒn pɑːr B1	phrase - at the same level or standard as something else
plead pliːd A2	verb - to make an emotional appeal or request
destructive dɪˈstrʌktɪv A2	adjective - causing damage or destruction
disruptive dɪsˈrʌptɪv B1	adjective - causing disruption or disturbance
crock krɒk B2	noun - something that is fake or nonsense

Key Grammar Structures

• I would safely say, yeah, my bull(beeping) detector is pretty good by now.

  ➔ Conditional Perfect + Adverb Placement

  ➔ "Would safely say" uses the conditional perfect to express a hypothetical or polite statement. "Pretty good" (adverb) modifies the adjective "good" and is placed before it for emphasis.

• Telltale signs of an underage person, typically you get the person who is very edgy.

  ➔ Relative Pronoun + Adverb of Frequency

  ➔ "Who" is a relative pronoun introducing a clause that describes "the person." "Typically" (adverb of frequency) indicates a general or habitual action.

• Most people are pretty good at lying, but their body isn't.

  ➔ Contrastive Conjunction + Subject-Verb Agreement

  ➔ "But" is a contrastive conjunction used to show opposition. "Their body isn't" demonstrates subject-verb agreement, where "isn't" matches the singular subject "body."

• Some of the things we look for, when we're looking for a fake ID would definitely be laminated pieces of plastic.

  ➔ Relative Pronoun + Modal Verb for Certainty

  ➔ "When" is a relative pronoun introducing a time clause. "Would definitely be" uses the modal verb "would" to express certainty or emphasis.

• If you have a light, you have the California bear outlined in the back.

  ➔ Conditional Sentence (Type 1)

  ➔ "If you have a light" is a Type 1 conditional sentence, used for likely or real situations. The structure is "if + present simple, present simple."

• I've seen a lot of people hook up, pretty much wherever they can fit it in.

  ➔ Present Perfect + Adverb Placement

  ➔ "I've seen" uses the present perfect to describe an action that happened in the past with results relevant to the present. "Pretty much" (adverb) is placed before "wherever" for emphasis.

• Don't be getting out of line, just have a good time.

  ➔ Imperative Mood + Gerund

  ➔ "Don't be getting" uses the imperative mood with a gerund to give a strong command. "Have a good time" is a simple imperative statement.

• The best excuse I've ever gotten for forgetting an ID was definitely they said their dog ate it.

  ➔ Superlative + Reported Speech

  ➔ "Best" is a superlative adjective. "They said their dog ate it" is reported speech, where the original words are conveyed indirectly.