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[English]

This is my first animated story and... I hope you like it!

This is a story about a friend who ended up becoming my creepy stalker.

So, I feel like we need a little explanation on how this situation came about.

In my college, there was a 2 year course for animation.

Before that, you could take whatever other course you wanted.

I took illustration.

The animation department accepted a little over 20 students for the major.

That means your stuck with the same 20 something people for 2 fridge-in years.

We also only had one room so that means

we sat in the same seat for those two years.

The first day, we separated into groups, and I grouped off with the people

that I've already met from the illustration department.

My group consisted of 2 guys, another girl and myself.

Let's give them names that aren't really their names,

but for the sake of the story, it will be their name.

There was Vincent, Mark and Rose.

So who was my lovely stalker you might ask?

Rose. It was Rose. It was always Rose.

She wasn't really weird or stalker-y at first,

We went to go get lunch as a group, hung out as a group

and normal friend stuff.

She wasn't really someone I was close with, I definitely

couldn't have a conversation with her if you left us alone in a room together,

I probably wouldn't want to be alone in a room with her in the first place.

But we were friends due to the group that we were in.

After a couple of months on the other hand, things got a little weird.

Eventually I started working on commisions for ImmortalHD and The Creatures.

Some of you might actually remember this time.

If you were around when I had 4 thousand subscribers

But well... One of her favorite Youtubers were in this group.

I think that's around the time where she started getting weirder and weirder... and weirder.

And a little more obsessive towards me.

Referring to her as a stalker might be a bit excessive,

but well, I don't really know how else to describe her.

It's like one of those types of movies where the person tries to be your friend,

Eventually wants to be you, tries to steal your boyfriend,

whole identity, and eventually murders you.

I sat next to this girl for about 2 years of my life.

The Weird List.

This is going to be a buildup of not all, but some

of the weirdest things she's done.

1: She followed me on every social media possible.

Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Instagram...

Google+... Like twice

And every time I'd post something, she'd be the first to like it.

Okay, no biggie. Whatever, right?

Number 2.

Rose usually came to class earlier than I did.

Every time I would walk in, she would be on my Facebook page.

Not her timeline, just MY Facebook page!

Looking through all my fridge-in pictures!

All my pictures! Like wha- are you okay?!

If she's not on my Facebook, she'd be on my Youtube channel. Or my Tumblr page.

Probably Google+, I still don't know why people use it.

I'd walk in to class, and she'd be watching my Youtube

videos that came out about 2 minutes ago!

Umm. Okay, that's cool..?

Number 3: Since I got in later than Rose,

she would already be settled in her seat when I came in.

And a couple times I would catch her with her face on her hand

just staring at me.

This girl would watch me, not saying a word at all,

just watch me take off my bag, my scarf, my jacket, my sweater

and just watch me sit down.

3.5

I'm usually early, but I never want to sit down and talk to Rose.

So I would walk over to another friend of mine.

Uh... Cade,

And we'd always talk about the last episode of Game of Thrones.

Rose, from all the way of the other side of the room, would come RUSHING in

just to talk about how much of a turn on that scene where the twins start...

Umm, yeah, it's Game of Thrones you should already know what happens.

Well that's usually my cue to walk away from this conversation,

So sorry, Cade because I left you there.

4

I came to notice that she started following people that I followed on Twitter,

which were other artists that I became friends with on Tumblr.

She followed everyone that I followed, and that started to creep me out.

So... One weekend, I blocked her on Twitter.

5 minutes later, I get a text.

Oh hey! Did you block me on Twitter?

Uh.. Pfft, uuhh...

My sister was on my phone. My bad.

I lied so hard, I made it sound like my sister was a fridge-in toddler

smashing buttons on my damn phone.

It took 5 minutes. That means she was on my Twitter!

5 minutes into me blocking her! Probably earlier!

I went to school the next day and the first thing she asked:

Why haven't you unblocked me on Twitter yet?

Pfft, ha.. heh.. ouh.. deh

I forgot. My bad

Oh. Okay!

Half and hour into class:

Soo, you haven't unblocked me on Twitter yet.

Oh.. Pfft, heh, I'm not on Twitter like that, my bad.

You can just unblock me right now!

*Nervous chuckle* I don't even know how to unblock you.

It's okay, I'll help you!

And at that point, she watched me try to figure out how to unblock her

Like. What?!

It was just so awkward that I'm cringing thinking about it.

Like, don't you get it? I blocked you, that's it. I don't want to unblock you!

Number 5

Every time my group would always talk about hanging out at someone's place,

Rose would always, always offer my place.

Not her place -- my place.

Let's hang out at Denise's place!

Uhmm... Pshh no.

My place is a mess. What about Vincent's?

Yeah that's fine.

Yeah but Denise's place is so much better.

Denise's place is so much cooler.

Denise's place is... Well, it's Denise's place

I poop you not. She would come up with

any possible reason why my place would be the best

place to hang out at.

I could be living on top of a volcano.

And my place would still be the best place for her to be at.

I was too smart for that though, and I didn't want her to know

where my house was. Ever.

So I never invited her. At all.

Number 6

The class was divided into 2 to work on a project.

We had to made a 3D animation about a chocolate commercial, not sure.

Everyone had different tasks, and you weren't really allowed to do

anything outside of your "Job"

She wasn't in my group thankfully, but well, her boyfriend at the time was.

I was in charge of a lot of things and people had to come to me when it came to certain tasks.

My job was 3D modelling, he was in charge of putting

scenes together, or something... I don't remember

But he would need to check in on me for the 3D models.

I'm... Well, I joke around a lot. Sometime I'm really sarcastic, and rude.

And that's how I joke around.

I'm naming this guy Ethan because... Yeah.

Hey Den, do you have the 3D models done?

Yeah, I sent them like 3 years ago, where were you?

Oh, I'm sorry boss.

What are you even doing here? Get your job done. Now F off.

And right there and then, not moving an eye from her computer,

in the most pissed-off tone of voice, she says:

I hear flirting.

Like, this girl say whaa?

Do you even understand what flirting is?

I mean, I don't, but I'm pretty sure telling someone to F off

Isn't considered flirting.

This girl be crazy Mm, crazy.

So Ethan gave me a look and I gave him a look

and at that point I had to go for a walk because...

I can't deal with crazy! I don't do crazy!

This bee... Mmm. Hmm, thinks I wanna steal her man!

Just... Oh, no. I'm not getting murdered over a guy.

Nope nope nope nope. Just, nope.

Like... What?!

Number 7

Remember Cade? He was probably the only people I told about when it came to Rose.

I didn't want Rose to know that she was a little bit overboard,

I didn't want to know how she was going to react either,

or what she would do to me if she found out what I thought.

So one day, Cade and I were talking. I was in my seat and he was in Rose's seat.

And he found a napkin saying:

You're better than this. You're better than this. You're better than this.

You're BETTER than this. You're better than this.

Again. And again and again and again.

Cade and I gave each other the look.

Okay, there's obviously something wrong with her!

That I keep giving people this look like

What the heck.

Number 8

I'm convinced that she WANTED to be me.

She copied everything I did

If I was on Tumblr, she was on Tumblr. If I'm drawing hands, she's drawing hands.

If I'm drawing character expressions, she was drawing character expressions.

Jellyfishes? Okay, jellyfishes.

I recently looked her up because I have to make this video, and well

"I'm a unicorn that can draw and fart rainbows."

My Youtube channel's catchphrase is "I fart glitter and vomit rainbows."

Pshh pfft uh... Seriously?!

Like what... Hello are you okay?!

Like *exhales*

Also don't forget to like this video, it makes me fart glitter,

This video's gonna be so long, so you better hit that like button if you want more.

*Giggle* this is so sad

The 9th and well, the last for now.

She's done so many weird things, oh God

On thesis presentation day, everyone and their families came to watch

I invited my boyfriend, George.

And well, he knew about Rose. I told him

all about the weird things she's done.

I'm pretty sure he didn't really fully believe what I was saying and just making things up,

But boy oh boy.

He encountered the one and only Rose at first hand.

While we were looking at the thesis post card flyer things,

Rose came up to me and asked me for a hug

I didn't really move or look at her but I said "I'm busy."

And I pretty much just started pointing at things and started touching all the flyers

avoiding eye contact at any cost

George was between Rose and I, and he was just

catching all the awkwardness.

She was just there watching me touch every single flyer

for almost 5 minutes, waiting for me to give her a hug.

To the point where her mom had to break the awkwardness,

And had to pull her in to go to the auditorium.

To top it off, after the thesis presentation was over,

I left George alone to go get food.

Rose just being lovely Rose,

Stood next to my boyfriend, not saying a word

Not one word at all.

Mind you, they've already met before and talked before,

But no, she just stood there awkwardly, not saying a word.

Pretty sure she's stalked his Facebook too.

Also, her favourite Youtuber was PewDiePie

And well, this was all before I ended up animating for Pewds.

So she probably would have been more obsessive over me,

But thankfully after I graduated, I blocked her on

everything that ever exists and I avoided every possible way contact.

But she's probably watching this. So umm,

Hey Rose. You really creep me out.

Please never message me ever again.

Hopefully I can get more animations like this out for you guys,

So tell me if you enjoyed this, I was really anxious to share this story

because I actually ended up getting nightmares about this,

And I only shared some of the stories

and not all the weird things she's done.

So if you liked this story, tell me in the comments

Tell me the weird experiences you've had with... weird people I guess

And I'll see you guys later!

Byeeee~

Go. Go make me fart glitter

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
animated /ˈænɪmeɪtɪd/ B1	adjective - full of life or excitement; lively.
creepy /ˈkriːpi/ B1	adjective - causing an unpleasant feeling of fear or unease.
stalker /ˈstɔːkər/ B2	noun - a person who harasses or pursues someone obsessively.
explanation /ˌekspləˈneɪʃn/ B1	noun - a statement or account that makes something clear.
course /kɔːrs/ A2	noun - a series of lessons in a particular subject.
illustration /ɪˌlʌstreɪʃn/ B1	noun - a picture or drawing that helps to explain or decorate something.
department /dɪˈpɑːrtmənt/ B1	noun - a division of a large organization.
major /ˈmeɪdʒər/ B1	noun - the main subject studied by a student at a university or college.
weird /wɪrd/ A2	adjective - strange or unusual.
obsessive /əbˈsesɪv/ C1	adjective - characterized by an excessive preoccupation with something.
excessive /ɪkˈsesɪv/ B2	adjective - more than is necessary, normal, or desirable.
identity /aɪˈdentɪti/ B2	noun - the fact of being who or what a person or thing is.
murders /ˈmɜːrdərz/ C1	verb - to kill (someone) intentionally.
build-up /ˈbɪldʌp/ B1	noun - the process of increasing or developing something.
followed /ˈfɒloʊd/ B1	verb - to go or come after (a person or thing proceeding ahead).
creepy /ˈkriːpi/ B1	adjective - causing an unpleasant feeling of fear or unease.
awkward /ˈɔːkwərd/ B1	adjective - causing or feeling embarrassment or inconvenience.