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Lyrics & Translation

[English]

[Music]

rachel do you have any muffins left uh

yeah i forget which ones oh you're busy

that's okay i'll get it oh anyone else

want one nothing

oh you're losing your apron here let me

get it

there you go thank you

what a

oh listen you guys i have this friend at

bloomingdale's who's quitting tomorrow

and he wants to abuse his discount so

anyone who wants to come with me and

take advantage of it no i can't i have

to take my grandmother to the vet

okay um i'll go with you great

okay

hi honey hey sweetums

and hello to the rest hey

monica what are you doing

you can't go shopping with her what

about rachel

this is gonna be a problem isn't it oh

come on you're going to bloomingdales

with julie it's like cheating on rachel

in her house of worship

but if you just like monica she will

kill you

she will kill you like a dog in the

street

so uh jules tells me you guys are going

shopping tomorrow oh yeah um it's

actually not that big a deal it's a big

deal to me this is great monica i really

appreciate it

you're welcome

[Applause]

[Music]

hey hey where is everybody they took ben

to the park where have you been

just out

had some lunch

just me

little quality time with me

hey thanks for your jacket oh it's no

problem

you can borrow it by the way

oh here are your keys honey okay

come on mm-hmm

if you were at lunch alone how come it

cost you uh 53

you know what probably happened

someone must have stolen my credit card

and sort of just put the receipt back in

your pocket

that is an excellent excellent question

that is excellent

monica what's with you who did you have

lunch with

judy who julie what jody

you were with julie

oh

look

when it started i was just trying to be

nice to her because she was my brother's

girlfriend

and then

one thing led to another and

before i knew it we were

shopping

oh my god

honey wait we only did it once

it didn't mean anything to me

yeah right really sure rachel i was

thinking of you the whole time

look

i'm sorry all right i i never meant for

you to find out oh please please you

wanted to get caught that is not true oh

so you just sort of happened to leave it

in here

did it ever occur to you that i might

just be that stupid

okay monica i just have to know one

thing

[Music]

did you go with her to bloomingdale's

[Applause]

okay okay

okay i just really um i just really need

to not be with you right now

[Music]

you

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
shopping ˈʃɑːpɪŋ A1	noun - the activity of buying goods from stores
discount dɪsˈkaʊnt A2	noun - a reduction in the price of goods or services
abuse əˈbjuːs B1	verb - to misuse or improperly use something
advantage ədˈvæntɪdʒ A2	noun - a beneficial factor or opportunity
cheating ˈtʃiːtɪŋ A2	verb - to act dishonestly or unfairly
kill kɪl A1	verb - to cause the death of a living organism
borrow ˈbɒrəʊ A1	verb - to take and use something with the intention of returning it
stolen ˈstoʊlən A2	verb - to take something without permission
receipt rɪˈsiːt A2	noun - a written acknowledgment that a specified article, sum of money, or shipment has been received
excellent ˈɛksələnt A2	adjective - extremely good or of high quality
apologize əˈpɒləˌdʒaɪz A2	verb - to express regret for a fault or offense
caught kɔːt A1	verb - to capture or detect someone in the act of doing something wrong
occur əˈkɜːr B1	verb - to happen or take place
lunch lʌntʃ A1	noun - a meal eaten in the middle of the day
girlfriend ˈɡərlˌfrɛnd A1	noun - a person's female partner in a romantic relationship

Key Grammar Structures

• yeah i forget which ones

  ➔ Simple Present Tense

  ➔ The verb "forget" is in the simple present tense, showing a current mental state.

• that's okay I'll get it

  ➔ Future Simple with "will"

  ➔ The contraction "I'll" contains "will", which forms the simple future to express a decision made at the moment of speaking.

• anyone who wants to come with me and take advantage of it

  ➔ Relative Clause

  ➔ The word "who" introduces a relative clause that adds information about "anyone".

• I have to take my grandmother to the vet

  ➔ Modal verb "have to" for obligation

  ➔ "Have to" functions like a modal verb to express an external obligation: I am required to take my grandmother to the vet.

• you can't go shopping with her

  ➔ Negative modal "can't"

  ➔ "Can't" is the contracted form of "cannot" and is used to express inability or prohibition.

• if you were at lunch alone how come it cost you uh 53

  ➔ Second Conditional (past simple in if‑clause)

  ➔ The past form "were" in the if‑clause is used to talk about an unreal or hypothetical situation in the present.

• someone must have stolen my credit card

  ➔ Modal verb "must have" for deduction

  ➔ "Must have" + past participle expresses a strong logical conclusion about a past event: the speaker deduces that the theft happened.

• one thing led to another and before i knew it we were shopping

  ➔ Past Progressive

  ➔ "Were shopping" uses the past progressive to describe an ongoing action that was happening at a specific past moment.

• did you go with her to bloomingdale's

  ➔ Past Simple question with "did"

  ➔ "Did" is the auxiliary used to form a past‑simple question; the main verb "go" stays in its base form.