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Lyrics & Translation

[English]

Today's preparation is really good

Such a big sheep head

So big

Can it be cooked

Two pots

How about two pots

This big sheep head

The soup needs to be simmered and stewed

Let me prepare mine

What the hell are you

This old guy is fast

Just make one

Make a small fried pork

It will be done in a few minutes

A real elephant and a fake elephant together

And then

How can

distinguish the true from the false

Idiom

Let's make a joke

Brainteasers

I really don't understand the brainteasers

...

Throw it into the water

Then what

Because

Only the "truth" can surface

Capture Uncle Nai

In the end, the real elephant died

Dead

After the real elephant died

Death without truth

Elephants are extinct. Why

Because the truth is white

Because there is only one "truth"

Because there is only one "truth"

Bad memes

Very bad

But unexpected kind of bad

Too scary

Let me tell you one more

There are so many more

If you meet a big tiger

You don’t want to be eaten by it

What should you do

because

Quickly kneel down and acknowledge it as its father

Why

Because

Tiger poison does not eat its seeds

Tiger poison does not eat its seeds

Let me ask you

A white balloon

Confession balloon

Goodbye

What are you doing? Normally

Finished

No You finish your sentence

Finish the question

Pretend

Pretend to guess

Finish the question

Why should I pretend if you tell me the answer?

Tell me

I want to know the answer

We don’t know the mystery

Two balloons, one black and one white

And then

The white balloon hit the black balloon

What to do with the black balloon

Confession balloon

Second insult

He cut the green onion

He cut it too well

Look at the green onions he chopped.

Are you mixing it with the dipping sauce

Yes

It tastes great

I need a bowl today

I need it today

High and low

Drink a few more bowls

Drink a few more bowls

Brother, how about I cut this for you

I'll cut it for you here

I'm afraid you'll cut it

Okay I'm afraid you'll cut your hands mainly

No way

Okay, then you cut it slowly

You cut it less like this

Do you see that hand like this?

Like this

Right, lift the highest one

and press it

This knife cannot exceed this cap

If it exceeds this, you will get it

OK

So you can slow down like this

Cut slowly like this

Slow down

Don't worry

Like this

Right

Like this

Slow down

Just one stroke

Great

This plate was cut very well just now

Thank you

It is

The level of the hotel

Brother Ning is so good at praising

I think you are very suitable to be a teacher

Especially patient

Yes

Brother, eel

Whether it will succeed or not depends on everyone's luck

Brother He will do a nine-turn

Nine-turn

Nine-turn large intestine

Nine Turns Large Intestine

Nine Turns Large Intestine

Nine Turns Eel

I have been looking forward to it for a long time. This

is It's already stewed

How do you think it compares to Spanish ones today

I think it should be better

Because today's ingredients are all

OK

It's so fragrant

Junjun's knife skills are good

It's OK

Cut it thinner to taste better

Then let me make homemade potato slices for you. How about

One for each

I’ll make a pancake

I think it will be delicious with honey

The potatoes are fried so well

Cooking wine

Not cooking wine Huadiao

Huadiao good

Put cooking wine and can’t do it

I saw something

What are you doing

It’s a little exciting today

This fragrance

Should I fry the eggs first

Yes Fried eggs

Fried eggs through the net

This is an expert

This is really good at eating

Fried eggs

Please step aside

No, this is my first time trying it

Because I learned a new one on the Internet

I have eaten this, it’s so delicious

It’s so fragrant

Okay

You look like you are not wearing any clothes

Wearing an apron to fry steak

With sleeves

You put on a sleeve today on purpose, right?

No

I knew I was going to fry steak today

No

Did you just come here?

It was so congested

Was it congested

Do you know how the sheep head

was served?

I have been lifting during the journey

Good

Awesome

OK

Looking forward to it

It smells so good

Hot Blowing

I haven’t eaten braised pork in a long time

Can you do this

It’s too good

Is it so miserable

How sad my mother is to watch the show

Can cry

I feel so sorry for this child

It’s been so long since I’ve eaten braised pork

Mom said

He doesn’t eat it either

Make it for him and he won’t eat it

Is this what he meant when he was called out on the show

Even the accents are so similar

Okay

Beautiful

Awesome

I'm done

Just in time

Pay attention to the soles of your feet

It's okay

Such a big pot

Just such a short time Manchu banquet

This fragrance

The potatoes are amazing

Great

This is an expert

It smells so good

I want to try Master Liu

It tastes good

How about it

It tastes good

Resurrection

Master Liu

Your soup is amazing, really

Master Liu

It tastes great. This soup is so delicious.

The mutton soup is delicious.

How to make this eel.

It’s my first time to eat it.

...

...

...

...

...

Delicious

Mix it yourself

I'll do it myself

Thank you bro

I'll show off this fat meat for you

Bro One bite

I haven't eaten like this for a long time

It's delicious. I think

Xingxu

Why are you eating it alone?

Perform an operation on the sheep

Have the sheep's eyes been picked out?

Very hot

It burned me to death

Super hot

The food we eat is quite strong

It's a bit weird

This sheep's head is quite fat

Very fat

We tested everyone's familiarity in the first episode

...

After getting along for a whole season

At the end of the show

we tested everyone's tacit understanding again through a two-choice task

...

One person draws a question

The others use him

to choose one of the two members present

Guess what the question is

Come on

Didi go

OK

Come on

Who should I choose, Brother Honglei or Brother Naiwen

I choose Brother Honglei

Shutan

Who should I choose between Brother Honglei and Yu Ning

I choose Brother Yu Ning

Brother Yu Ning and Brother Xingxu

Brother Yu Ning

Brother Yu Ning and I

hesitated

Both are quite handsome

Good looks

Then why are you not in it

I don’t know

I've been kicked out a long time ago

It doesn't matter

Let's choose Brother Ning

Okay

I don't know what the problem is

But I feel very happy

Wait a minute

Brother Ning and Brother He

I choose Brother He

You see

Sister Wang and Brother He choose one

Sister Wang

Sister Wang

I'm sorry, brother

It's okay

My status is still higher

It’s okay

So in the competition between Di Di

I am the first

He Ge is the second

Ning Ge is the third

Then let’s guess again

What is this question

It has nothing to do with emotions

If you only have one jar of chocolate left

Who are you willing to share it with

Then she must share it with him

Shouldn't it be Brother Honglei

It has something to do with chocolate

There must be only one answer

A little deeper

A little deeper

Let’s go to the movies together

Let’s go to the library together

Let’s go to Chaoyang Park together

No

Build a museum together

Brother

Do business together

Very close

Let's go together

Start a business

I think Brother He is also very close

I have begun to be moved

Are you willing to give me half of the money

It turns out that you are only in her heart

Just a business partner

She is willing to give me the most important part of her

...

What are you laughing at

What are you laughing at

What are you laughing at?

Choose someone to work with you

Earn the first pot of gold

Who will you choose

I think usually the first pot of gold from working

are the kind of sisters who go to college

Let's start a business together to make money

I am also very happy

Because Di Di thinks

I am this down-to-earth and reliable good partner

Yes

Brother He and Brother Ning

Mainly because I feel smart

What

It seems like someone else was thrown out

The first one threw me out

Why

You can’t just work hard

You can’t just have strength

Come

Gong Jun comes first

Gong Jun comes

It’s a very explosive question

Seeing their reactions is very explosive

Is it so explosive

I want to ask the first one

How to choose between Brother Honglei and Brother Ning

Liu Yuning

OK

Continue to ask

How to choose between Liu Yuning and Chen Xingxu

Chen Xingxu and I

What question

Is it very tricky? This question

is so difficult to answer

You say

Let’s choose one

The two of us

Liu Yuning

Liu Yuning and Chen He

Let’s go to Brother He

Brother He

Brother He and Yuwen

He Ge

He Ge and Naiwen

He Ge

He Ge

He Ge and Di Di

He Ge and Di Di

Brother He

So the final answer to this question

is Brother He

Come and guess

Who is the God of Variety Shows in your mind

Wrong

You are so sloppy

Who is the most manly person in your mind

Man

Do you need to question this

You bleated

This is a relationship

Relationship

If you were asked to play a partner with someone

who would you choose

This is the direction

Let's play a

unforgettable

love

Very close

This question is to choose who to play the love rival

Come on, Brother Honglei

You can draw one this round

More ruthless than you

It's too scary

I've dealt with this hard

Come on

Which one should I choose between Di Di and Yu Wen

How do you defeat the enemy with one move

Definitely the emotional type

Brother Hurry up

Who should I choose between Di Di and me

Wang Yuwen

He almost didn’t hesitate

Di Di

Di Di

Not important

Let’s talk about the topic in a while

No problem

How to choose between Wang Yuwen and Liu Yuning

Liu Yuning

How to choose between Liu Yuning and Li Naiwen

Liu Yuning

Brother, you didn’t even stay at his place

Come here as if you have never participated

How to choose between Liu Yuning and

Xingxu

You have to think about this

After thinking about it for so long

Liu Yuning

How to choose between Liu Yuning and Gong Jun

Yuning

Without hesitation

Yuning and Chen He

My head hurts a little, let me think about it

Brother Ning and Brother He

You have a headache

I hesitated at this time

Brother He has entered the finals again

You are so popular

Yu Ning

Win

Brother Ning wins

The person with the highest emotional intelligence

In your mind

Wrong

Is it the kind of sweet love

It can be

Sweet love He

chose Brother Ning

Choose Brother Ning

He likes Boss Ba’s style

He likes Boss Ba’s style

No

I’m not Boss Ba

I am a pure milk dog

What

He said he is a pure milk dog

If I could go back to my school days

and have a sweet love

Who would you choose

Very close

This question is

First time falling in love

Who to bring home

Your family will be happy

Why Liu Yuning

Why

My mother said

Son

Find someone taller from now on

Like what mom said

Like, it’s true

He’s too tall

Brother Honglei

She didn’t say to find someone taller than you

These are two concepts

He’s already 1.9 meters

My height wins

You go Wen'er

What

I dare not answer this. What's going on?

Is it emotional

This doesn’t count

This doesn’t count as an emotional one

Brother He and me

Right and us

Yu Ning

Okay

Oh what, hurry up

Yu Ning and Brother Honglei

I have a question about this

We both thought about it.

Pretend to think

Yu Ning

I have slapped two people away

Where are Xingxu and Yuning

If you were him

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

We won’t accept the loss

Xingxu let’s

Choose me

You weren’t thinking tactically just now, were you

Really not

I’m afraid of offending people

You’re not afraid of offending me, right?

It's a little easier to offend this

Who do you think is the best to deceive in this show

Similar to this

No

Tell me about the premise

When acting

If in this play

If you are acting in a play

Who can play a kissing scene with you

Absolutely no kissing scene

No

It has nothing to do with love

It has nothing to do with love

Who is suitable to play your elder

No

Xingxu is suitable to play her elder

She is afraid of offending us. As I just said

I can choose the elder directly

I understand

Who is in this drama

It is similar to him washing her feet

So detailed

If it is in a drama

You must kill him

Who will you kill

Close

Who do you want to harm the most

Let me choose

This is the style of choosing Xingxu

Who do you want to harm

Who do you want to kill

You go and reveal the answer

What is it

I can’t guess

It’s too hard to guess

It’s too difficult

I know

After reading it, of course you know

I’m not

No

No

Then tell me

Choose someone and faint in his arms. Who do you choose?

I can’t guess in my life

To be honest

I can't even guess how to reincarnate

I'm very curious

I'll do one

You go

Don't tell me, every step is cruel

This

Come on

Come on, I'll mention it

Gong Jun and I

What are we doing

Sit down, brother

You and Gong Jun

Think about it

It’s so difficult

I’m stuck

Is it so difficult

Why is it so difficult

I’m stuck

Are you still there

Wait a minute

You guys will ask this question again later

Okay

Let’s change

Brother Honglei and Chen Xingxu

It’s also difficult

Yuwen and Di Di

Di Di

Okay

Okay

Come Di Di He Ge

Di Di and He Ge

Three

So hard to choose

Two

One

Choose

He Ge

He Ge

He Ge

He Ge and Hong Lei Ge

He Ge

He Ge

You are so delicious tonight, Brother

You are so delicious today

He Ge and Xingxu

He Ge

He Ge

He Ge and Liu Yuning

He Ge

He

Brother He is the last

Brother He is with me

Three

Two

One

Come on

Brother He

Good cow

It's really hard for me to choose

If you know the question

you will know that it is really difficult to choose

Is it the IQ type?

It is the brain type

The brain type

After you were captured by aliens

You were captured by aliens

Choose someone to replace you. Who do you choose

No

Travel to ancient times together

Who will you take with you

It’s a little more complicated

To ancient times

Take this person to

Succession

Very close

You have to support him to become the emperor

Emperor

Emperor

Queen

Right

What is the emperor

Emperor

Queen

If you want to assist someone

Who will you choose when you sit on the throne of queen

...

This question

It doesn’t matter if you don’t win

What’s the point of winning

Di Di and Yu Wen

I chose

Di Di

Di Di

Because Yuwen speaks

It is easy to be punished by the Nine Clan

My mouth is the problem of the Nine Clan, brother

Brother Honglei and Yu Ning

The emperor also loves beauty

No

His mother also told him to find a big man

The emperor also loves tall people

The emperor also loves tall people

Yu Ning and Xingxu

Dumei

But there must be a smart one, right?

Who is not smart?

What am I

I guessed it

Right

I guessed it, brother

I guessed it, brother

Brother Naiwen said you are a vase

He said you are a vase

Pure vase

Vase

And then

He

He can live a long time

So I must choose

to live to the end

Yes, the person who lives to the end

Best friend

is

I must choose He'er

This is all out of survival considerations

I am with the emperor

I will be the first to "cut" you

Why

I know too much

Come and find someone more tricky for Yu Ning

Okay

Is it abstract

Very abstract

I asked first

Ask

Who do you choose between Brother He and me

Choose you

It seems like this is a mindless question

Me and Gong Jun

Who do you choose

Pay attention

Hesitate

Xingxu, Xingxu

Still the one with the least brain

Okay

Me

Me

Then me and

will soon give Xingxu a hard time

Wait a moment

Let me get rid of me first

Brother Honglei and Brother Naiwen

I have never won

I chose Brother Honglei

Still didn’t win

Di Di and Yu Wen

Yu Wen

Wen'er and I

Choose you

Also choose me

It seems to be related to IQ

I feel like

As long as I vote for you, it is IQ

Me and Brother Honglei

You and Brother Honglei

Choose you

So it’s him

So it’s me

I’m the first

What type of

Brain hole

Brain hole

Brain hole

Brain hole

Related to "Journey to the West"

Related to "Journey to the West"

I am the white dragon horse

Right

He makes the white dragon horse

Who do I want to ride on, right?

No

How is that possible

Not this

No

He said he wanted to play the white dragon horse that day, yes

If you were Sun Wukong

You

Who to treat as a monster

Beat him to death with the first blow

White Bone Demon He is

There is a close part

It’s still close

It's like you are a monster

If you were a goblin

Who would you ask to help you catch Tang Monk

You guessed it

Almost right

My certificate

Come and give it to me

You are a thug

Choose someone to practice with him and become a spirit

Go catch Tang Monk

For example, he and Brother He

I think Brother He belongs to

but he has a bigger appetite

Come with me to catch Tang Monk

Maybe I will eat less

I ate all yours

Yes

But I eat less

You always have a Reuters

I'm afraid that our arrest of Tang Monk will be revealed

There is no simple question

Come

Di Di and Yu Wen

Xingxu, what's your expression?

Why are you so solemn

I am Yuwen

Yuwen

Good

Yuwen and Brother Honglei

Brother Honglei

Brother Honglei and I

He is so serious

Such a serious question

Look at him

He seems to be solving that equation

Look at his solemn expression

Brother Naiwen

My first time

Your first time

My first time

You win for the first time

Win one

Win one on one

Small victory

Small victory

Brother Naiwen and I

Brother Naiwen

Like this

Liu Yuning and Brother Naiwen

Brother Naiwen

Gong Jun and Brother Naiwen

Brother Naiwen

Emotional type

Character relationship type

Character relationship type

Who do you want to be your boss

No

Who do you want to be your father

No

Second uncle

The second uncle

No

Let’s go to the grandparents, right?

No

Sister-in-law

No

Aunt

Father-in-law

Father-in-law

Very close

Mother-in-law

Father-in-law

Father-in-law

No

Father-in-law

Father-in-law

Father-in-law

Mother-in-law

Right

Mother-in-law

Why should I choose you to be my mother-in-law

Brother Naiwen was so happy just now

Chosen for a long time

You want to be a mother-in-law

Then I can lose

Mother-in-law

Because you know

Because if Brother Honglei is

When he gets serious, I'm afraid

Or afraid

Then he gets serious

You're not afraid

Look at it

He wants to laugh

Come on, give the question

Come on

Yuwen and Didi

Yuwen

Yuwen and Xingxu

Xingxu

Xingxu and Naiwen

Xingxu

Xingxu and Brother Honglei

Xingxu

Xingxu and me

You

Brother Jun and Brother Ning

Jun

Wait a minute

Naiwen and Honglei

I have to compare with you

Naiwen and Honglei

Brother Honglei

Don’t ask

It’s your own fault

Stop asking

It's your own humiliation

In the end, he actually chose

Gong Jun

The title of this question is

If we go back to the primitive era

Become a caveman

Choose someone to live in a cave with you

Who will you choose

Let me explain Li Naiwen's problem first

Okay

He can't do anything

Why should I take him

Do I serve him

What about me and Brother Honglei

Brother Honglei was just real

I made a dish

Did I cut the ginger

Did I serve the soup

Let me tell you something

What are you cutting ginger for?

That's all work for you

You sit here from beginning to end

This table can also come out

Come to Junjun's place

Junjun just came back from outside

He has work in hand

Just tell me about your last question

The one you chose is a "maid"

I will do the work for you

No

He is a sensible "maid"

Nothing wrong

Come

Thank you for your hard work, masters

You’ve worked hard

You’ve worked hard too

A cup of toast to freedom

A cup of toast to freedom

The first cup to toast myself

It’s the first time I cried on the show

There’s nothing wrong with me, I drink

[Chinese]

今天準備的真是不錯

這麼大羊頭

這麼大

煮得下嗎

兩個鍋

那不倆鍋嘛

這大羊頭

湯得熬啊 燉啊

我把我的準備了吧

你什麼玩意兒

這個老快了

就做個

做個小炒肉

幾分鐘就做完了

一隻真大象和一隻假大象在一起

然後呢

怎麼才能

分出真和假來

成語嗎

冷笑話吧

腦筋急轉彎

我對腦筋急轉彎

真的玩不明白

把它扔到水裡

然後呢

因為

只有“真象”才能浮出水面

把乃叔抓走

結果真大象死了

死了

真大象死了以後

死無真相

大象就絕種了 為什麼

因為真象是白色的

因為“真象”只有一個

因為“真象”只有一個

爛梗

很爛

但又很意想不到的那種爛

太可怕了

我再給你說一個

還有 這麼多

如果你碰到了一隻大老虎

你不想被它吃掉

你該怎麼辦

因為

趕緊給它跪下認爹

為什麼

因為

虎毒不食子

虎毒不食子

我問你

一個白氣球

告白氣球

再見

你都在幹嘛呀平常

說完

不是 你說完 你說

說完題目

假裝

假裝猜一下

說完題目

你答案說出來我幹嘛要假裝

說一下

我想知道答案

我們不知道謎面

倆氣球 一黑的一白的

然後呢

白氣球把黑氣球打了

黑氣球該怎麼辦

告白氣球

二次侮辱

他切的這個蔥

他切得太牛了

你看他切的這個蔥

在兌蘸料嗎

對

巨好喝

今天得來一碗

今天得

高低得

多喝幾碗

多喝幾碗

哥 這個要不我幫你切呢

我在這給你切

我怕你切

可以 我怕你切手主要是

不會啦

行 那你慢慢切

你這樣切少一點

那個手這樣 看到嗎

這樣子

對 把最高這個頂起來

然後摁著它

這刀它不能超過這個蓋

如果超過這樣 你就切到手了

行

所以你就可以慢點這樣

這樣慢慢切

慢點

不著急

這樣子

對

這樣

慢一點

一下是一下就行

很棒

剛才這盤切得很好的 這個

謝謝

就是

飯店的水平

寧哥太會誇了

我覺得你很適合當老師

特別有耐心

對

哥 鰻魚啊

會不會成功就看大家的造化了

赫哥整一個九轉

九轉

九轉大腸

九轉大腸

九轉大腸

九轉鰻魚

期待很久了 這個

是 燉上了已經

今天你估計比西班牙的怎麼樣

我覺得應該會好一些

因為今天料全

可以

好香啊

俊俊這刀工可以

可以的

切薄一點才好吃

那我給你們做家常土豆片吧 要不

一人來一個

我做個餅

感覺加蜂蜜會很好吃

這土豆炒得也絕了啊

料酒啊

不是料酒 花雕

花雕 好

放料酒 不能做

我看見了什麼

幹啥

它有點激動今天

這香味

先炸蛋是不是

對 炸蛋

漏網炸蛋

這是行家

這個真會吃

炸蛋

這讓開點

沒有 我第一次試啊

因為我在網上學了個新的

我吃過 這個超好吃

香迷糊了

可以

你這很像沒穿衣服

戴個圍裙煎牛排

坎袖的

故意今天搭了個坎袖對不對

不是

知道今天要煎牛排

不是

剛才是不是來之前

就是這樣充充血

有沒有充充血

知道那個羊頭

是怎麼端過來的嗎

路程當中一直在提拉

好

真棒

可以

期待

好香啊

燙 吹

我都多久沒吃過紅燒肉

你行不行這

太行了

這麼慘嗎

媽媽要看節目得多麼難過

能哭

多心疼這孩子

多久沒吃過紅燒肉了

媽媽說

他也不吃啊

給他做他不吃

上節目叫著要 是這意思吧

連口音都這麼相似

好

漂亮

真棒

我這完事了

正好

注意腳底下

沒事

這麼大一鍋

就這麼一會兒功夫 滿漢全席

這香味

土豆絕了啊

太棒了

這是行家

好香啊

我想嘗一下 劉師傅

好好喝

怎麼樣

好喝

還魂

劉師傅

你這湯絕了 真的

劉師傅

好喝 這湯太好喝了

羊湯好喝

這個鰻魚的做法

我頭一次吃

我也是第一次吃

這可能是福建做法

這小炒肉好吃

他這好下飯

很下飯

好吃

自己拌

我自己來

謝謝哥

這肥肉我給你炫了

哥 一口

好久沒這麼吃過了

很好吃 我覺得

星旭

不是你自己一個人吃啥呢

給羊做個手術

羊眼摳了嗎

很燙

燙“死”我了

超燙

咱吃的東西挺猛

多少有點怪異

這羊頭挺肥

挺肥

我們在節目的第一期

考驗了大家的熟悉度

通過一整季的相處

在節目的結尾

我們通過一個二選一的任務

再次測試大家的默契度

一人抽取一個問題

其他人通過他

對在場成員二選一的選擇

猜測題目是什麼

來吧

娣娣去

好

來吧

紅雷哥跟乃文哥選誰

我選紅雷哥

舒坦

紅雷哥跟宇寧選誰

我選宇寧哥

宇寧哥跟星旭哥哥

宇寧哥

宇寧哥跟我

猶豫了

倆都挺帥的

顏值

那你咋沒在裡頭

我不知道

我這早就被踢出去了

沒關係

還是選寧哥吧

好

我不知道是什麼問題

但我覺得很開心

等一下

寧哥跟赫哥

我選赫哥

你看

王姐跟赫哥二選一

王姐

王姐

對不起 哥

沒事

我的地位還是高一點

沒事

所以在娣娣這場爭奪賽中

我是第一

赫哥第二

寧哥第三

然後我們再來猜

這個是什麼問題

跟情感沒有關係

如果你只剩一罐巧克力

你願意跟誰分享

那她一定和他分

那不應該是紅雷哥嗎

跟巧克力有關

一定只有一個答案

稍微有深度一點

深度一點的

一起去看電影

一起逛圖書館

一起逛朝陽公園

不是

一起建造一個博物館

哥哥

一起做生意

非常接近

一起去

創業

我覺得赫哥說得也很接近

我已經開始感動了

你願意把錢分我一半

原來你只在她心裡

只是個生意夥伴而已

她願意把她的

最重要的部分交給我

笑啥呀

啥呀

笑啥呀

選一個人和你一起去打工

賺第一桶金

你會選誰

我覺得通常打工第一桶金

都是那種上大學姐妹

一起去創業賺錢

我也很開心

因為娣娣覺得

我是這個踏實靠譜的好夥伴

是的

赫哥跟寧哥

主要是我覺得聰明

什麼

好像又排出去了一個誰

第一個就把我扔出去了

是為什麼

打工不能光有勁

不能只有膀子力氣

來

龔俊先來

龔俊來

很炸裂的問題了

看他們的反應很炸裂

這麼炸裂嗎

我要問第一個

紅雷哥跟寧哥 怎麼選

劉宇寧

好

繼續問

劉宇寧跟陳星旭怎麼選

我跟陳星旭

什麼題

很刁鑽嗎 這個問題

這麼難回答

你說吧

我倆選一個

我倆

劉宇寧

劉宇寧跟陳赫

那赫哥吧

赫哥

赫哥和玉雯

赫哥

赫哥和乃文

赫哥

赫哥

赫哥和娣娣

赫哥和娣娣

赫哥

所以這個問題的最終答案

是赫哥

來 猜吧

誰是你心目中的綜藝之神

錯

你嘎得好草率

誰是你心目中最男人的那個人

男人

這用質疑嗎

你咩了一聲

這是一段關係

關係

如果讓你跟一個人演搭檔

你會選擇誰

是這個方向

讓我們演一段

刻骨銘心的

愛情

非常接近

這道題目是選擇和誰演情敵

那紅雷哥你來吧

這一輪你抽一個吧

比你這個更狠

太可怕了

上狠度了這個

來

娣娣和玉雯選哪個

你咋的 一招制敵

肯定情感類的

哥 快點

我跟娣娣選誰

王玉雯

他幾乎沒有猶豫

娣娣

娣娣

不重要

一會兒咱們看題說話

沒毛病

那王玉雯跟劉宇寧怎麼選

劉宇寧

劉宇寧和李乃文怎麼選

劉宇寧

哥 你都沒有在他那停留

你像沒有參與過一樣 來

劉宇寧和

星旭怎麼選

這個要想想

考慮這麼久

劉宇寧

劉宇寧和龔俊怎麼選

宇寧

不帶猶豫的

宇寧跟陳赫

頭有點疼 我想想

寧哥和赫哥

你頭疼了

開始這個時候猶豫了

赫哥又進決賽圈了

你好受歡迎

宇寧

贏嘍

寧哥完勝

情商最高的人

在你心目中

錯

是甜甜的戀愛那種嗎

可以是

甜甜的戀愛 他

選寧哥了

選寧哥

他喜歡霸總這款的

他喜歡霸總這款

沒

我不是霸總

我純奶狗

什麼

他說他純奶狗

如果可以回到學生時期

談一場甜甜的戀愛

你會選誰

很接近

這道題目是

第一次談戀愛

把誰帶回家

你的家人會開心

為什麼劉宇寧

為什麼

我媽說

兒子

以後找個個兒高的

像媽媽說的話

像 真的是這樣

個兒也太高了吧

紅雷哥

她可沒說找個兒比你還高的

這是兩個概念

都要一米九了

我身高贏了

你去 雯兒

啥

這個我不敢答 咋回事

是情感類的嗎

這不算吧

這不算情感類

赫哥和我

對 我倆

宇寧

好

哦什麼 快點

宇寧和紅雷哥

這個有疑問

我倆思考了一下是啥

假裝思考

宇寧

我已經扇走兩個人了

星旭和宇寧呢

星旭

星旭和龔俊呢

星旭

星旭跟娣娣

星旭

星旭跟我

這麼難

咋啦

你要是他

我們輸的都不服

星旭吧

選我

你剛才不是戰術性思考吧

真不是

我怕得罪人

你就不怕得罪我 是吧

稍微好得罪點這個

你認為這個節目裡面誰最好騙

類似於這種

不是

說一下前提

演戲的時候

如果在這個戲裡

如果在演一部戲

誰可以跟你演吻戲

絕對不能演吻戲

不是

跟愛情沒關係

跟愛情沒關係

誰適合演你的長輩

不是

星旭適合演她長輩

她怕得罪我們 剛才說的

那我可以直接選長輩

我知道了

誰在這個戲裡面

就類似於他給她洗腳

這麼詳細

如果在一部戲裡

你一定要把他殺了

你會殺誰

接近

你最想害誰

我一選

選星旭就是這個畫風

你想害誰

你想幹掉誰

你去揭曉答案吧

啥東西

猜不出來

太難猜了

太難了

我知道了

你看完了 你當然知道了

我不是

不是

不是

那你說吧

選一個人暈在他懷裡 你選誰

這一輩子猜不到

說句實話

我投個胎都猜不到

我特別好奇

我來一個

你去吧

你別說 這每道都是狠的

這個

來吧

來 那我提吧

我跟龔俊

幹啥

坐下 哥

你跟龔俊

好好想一想

這麼難

卡住了

就這麼難嗎

啥玩意這麼難

卡住了

你還在嗎

等一下

你們一會兒再問這個問題

好

換一個

紅雷哥跟陳星旭

也很難

玉雯和娣娣

娣娣

好

好

來 娣娣 赫哥

娣娣和赫哥

三

好難選

二

一

選

赫哥

赫哥

赫哥

赫哥跟紅雷哥

赫哥

赫哥

你今晚上好吃香 哥

今天你好吃香

赫哥和星旭

赫哥

赫哥

赫哥跟劉宇寧

赫哥

赫

赫哥最後了

赫哥跟我

三

二

一

來吧

赫哥

好 牛

我這個真的好難選

如果你們知道題以後

你們就知道 真的很難選

是智商類的嗎

是腦洞類的

腦洞類的

你這個被外星人抓走之後

你被外星人抓走了

選一個人換你 你選誰

不是

一起穿越到古代

你會帶誰一起去

要再複雜一些

到古代

帶這個人去

繼位

非常接近

你要扶持他成為皇

皇上

皇帝

皇后

對

皇什麼

皇

後

如果要輔佐一個人

坐上皇后之位

會選誰

這題

不贏也罷

贏了有什麼

娣娣和玉雯

我選的是

娣娣

娣娣

因為玉雯說話

容易被誅九族

我這一張嘴就是九族的事 哥

紅雷哥跟宇寧

皇上也愛美

不是

這他媽也跟他說找個大個兒

皇上也愛高的

皇上也愛高的

宇寧跟星旭

都美

但是得有一個聰明的吧

說誰不聰明呢

我什麼

我猜出來的

對不對

我猜出來的 哥哥

我猜出來的 哥哥

乃文哥說你是花瓶

他說你是花瓶

純純花瓶了

花瓶

然後是

赫

他能活得很久

所以我一定選

能活到最後

對 活到最後的人

閨蜜

是

肯定是選赫兒

這全是出於生存考慮

我跟皇上在一起了

我第一個把你“砍”了

為什麼

知道太多了

來 給宇寧找個刁鑽點的

好

抽象嗎

很抽象

我先問了

問

我和赫哥你選誰

選你

看來這是沒有腦子的提問

我和龔俊

你選誰

你注意點

猶豫了

星旭吧 星旭

還是最沒腦子那個

好

我

我

那我和

快給星旭自己難死了

等會兒

我先把我排出去

紅雷哥和乃文哥

我可沒勝出過

我選紅雷哥

還是沒勝出

娣娣和玉雯

玉雯

我和雯兒

選你

還選我

那看來還是跟智商有關

我感覺是

只要給你們投出去就是智商

我和紅雷哥

你和紅雷哥

選你

所以就是他唄

所以就我了唄

我第一了唄

什麼類型的

腦洞

腦洞

大腦洞

大腦洞

跟《西遊記》有關

跟《西遊記》有關

我是那白龍馬

對不對

他做白龍馬

我想騎誰去 是吧

不是

怎麼可能

不是這個

不是

他說他要演白龍馬 那天 對

如果你是孫悟空

你

把誰當妖怪

第一棒打死

白骨精 他是

有接近的部分

還接近了

等於你是個妖怪

如果你是一個妖精

你會讓誰幫你抓唐僧

猜對了

幾乎是對的

我的獎狀

來 你頒給我吧

你是個打手

選一個人和他一起修煉成精

去抓唐僧

比如說他和赫哥

我覺得赫哥是屬於

就是他的飯量比較大

跟我一塊去給唐僧抓了

可能我吃得會少一點

把你的都吃了

對

但我吃得少

你總有路透

我怕咱倆抓唐僧被路透出去了

沒有一個題簡單的

來

娣娣和玉雯

星旭你什麼表情

你怎麼這麼凝重

我 玉雯

玉雯

好

玉雯和紅雷哥

紅雷哥

我跟紅雷哥

他好嚴肅

這麼認真的題

你看他

他像是在解那個方程

你看他凝重的表情

乃文哥

我第一次

你第一次

我第一次

你第一次贏了

贏一把

在一對一當中勝利一回

小勝

小勝

我跟乃文哥

乃文哥

這樣

劉宇寧跟乃文哥

乃文哥

龔俊跟乃文哥

乃文哥

情感類嗎

人物關係類

人物關係類

你想讓誰當你的老闆

不對

你讓誰當你的父親

不對

二舅

二大爺

不對

那就爺爺奶奶吧 是不是

不對

嫂子

不是

姑姑

岳父

岳父

很接近

丈母娘

丈父

丈父

不對

公公

丈爹

公公嗎

婆婆

對

婆婆

為什麼要選你當婆婆

剛剛乃文哥高興得

選了半天

你想當婆婆

那我可以輸

婆婆

因為你知道

因為紅雷哥要是 就是

一嚴肅起來 我害怕

還是害怕

那他嚴肅起來

你不害怕

你看看

他想笑

來 出題

來

玉雯和娣娣

玉雯

玉雯跟星旭

星旭

星旭跟乃文

星旭

星旭跟紅雷哥

星旭

星旭跟我

你

俊哥和寧哥

俊

等會兒

乃文和紅雷

非要跟你比一下

乃文和紅雷

紅雷哥

你別問了

自取其辱

你別問了

自取其辱

那最後其實他是選的是

龔俊

這道題的題目是

如果回到原始時代

成為山頂洞人

選一個人和你住在一個洞裡

你會選誰

我先解釋一下李乃文的問題

好不好

啥事不會幹

我帶他去幹嘛

我伺候他嗎

那我跟紅雷哥怎麼

紅雷哥剛才是實實在在

做了一道菜出來

我是不是切了姜了

我是不是盛了湯了

我跟你說一句

你切姜什麼

那都是給你活

你從頭到尾坐在這兒

這桌也能出來

到俊俊這兒

俊俊剛從外面回來

手裡有活

就說你最後一道題

選的是個“傭人”

就給你幹活的

不是

是一個懂事的“傭人”

沒毛病

來

辛苦啦 各位師傅

你們辛苦

你也辛苦

一杯敬自由

一杯敬自由

第一杯敬自己

第一次在節目裡哭了

沒毛病 我喝

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
準備 /zhǔn bèi/ A1	verb - to prepare
煮 /zhǔ/ A1	verb - to boil
鍋 /guō/ A1	noun - pot
熬 /áo/ A2	verb - to simmer
燉 /dùn/ A2	verb - to stew
小炒 /xiǎo chǎo/ A2	noun - stir-fry
大象 /dà xiàng/ A1	noun - elephant
浮出 /fú chū/ B1	verb - to float up
真相 /zhēn xiàng/ B1	noun - truth
絕種 /jué zhǒng/ B2	verb - to become extinct
意想不到 /yì xiǎng bú dào/ B2	adjective - unexpected
可怕 /kě pà/ A2	adjective - terrible
跪下 /guì xià/ A2	verb - to kneel down
認爹 /rèn diē/ B1	verb - to acknowledge as father
虎毒 /hǔ dú/ C1	noun - tiger's cruelty
不食子 /bù shí zǐ/ C1	verb - not to eat one's offspring
告白 /gào bá/ B1	verb - to confess
侮辱 /wū rǔ/ B1	verb - to insult
切 /qiē/ A1	verb - to cut
蘸料 /zhàn liào/ A2	noun - dipping sauce