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Lyrics & Translation

[English]

Ding

Okay

Solution

What are you doing when you have nothing to do?

Give it back to me when it's time to fix the sky

No, I'm afraid you'll fall

I'll give you a piece of grass

That's not accurate

Yes

I know how to hold the body

Use it every time, use it every time

Don't be afraid of forgetting

It's hard to learn

We are not gods

That's just a low-class star king who works

What's the use of learning spells

There are too many skills to be overwhelmed

Let me tell you

I recently learned a new transformation

But I can't change it for you now

Because I changed it in the past

I can't change it back

Disposable

How about we get scolded by the boss all the time

You're not thinking about your work

Can't I just pay more attention next time when driving the cloud

Let me tell you

Let's finish the work quickly

Return the cloud quickly

I don't want to see it

Finished

That's not right

We should go to the other side of the river

They have to pass through Vietnam when they return to Chang'an

Stop shaking your stupid joke

Let's find out

Where did the cloud stop

Return the cloud

What else can I return before the work is done

My hands are so fast

Didn't you say so

Let me return it quickly

Return the cloud quickly?

Where is my boat

Isn’t the boat tied to Yun?

Let’s go back to Yunku together

No

Tang Monk has to take a boat

It’s difficult to cross the river

How can we work without a boat

Jing Muyan

Zhang Yuelu

In

Where is Tang Monk?

You should be coming out of Daleiyin Temple soon

The two of you have been planning the Eighty-one Difficulties for several years

racking your brains

Diligence

This should be a reward

Thank you, Master

Listen but

But

Now, have you ever remembered how many difficulties we have in common

Guanyin Temple Tongtian River Liusha River

Wu'an is finished

A total of eighty difficulties, one difficulty is close

Impossible

The time I split Huashan with strength was

Agarwood That last job

Wu'an is finished

Patriarch

We know our mistake

Now their master and disciple should not have returned to the Tang Dynasty

There is still a chance to make amends

Please let us make up for our mistakes

This last difficulty

must be completed before the Tongtian River

Remember

is

I said Brother Lu

Did you ever

say you want to work for two more years

You are really addicted

Do you know that we are so messy

We have offended everyone who deserves to be offended

Who have you offended?

Who have you offended?

You take a look

I'll show it to you

All gods with names in heaven

That would make us both miserable

Manjushri Bodhisattva walked to class last month

Manjushri Bodhisattva failed to clock in

My mount was stolen

Can you blame me for being late?

And this time

We must go to Guanghan Palace

Throw the Jade Rabbit down to earth to become a monster

How beautiful is Fairy Chang'e

That one is crying

What do you two mean

What are you doing sending it back to me

Who do you think is a good man

There is a fairy in my arms

Then I

didn't I steal the deer of the birthday boy back

and exchange it with the jade rabbit

How dare you touch the birthday boy's mount

You are not afraid of losing his life

Where can I get eighty-one for him?

Then don't strive for excellence

White Bone Essence

Three dozen White Bone Essence

Why can't it be made into three difficulties?

Is that called beating the white-bone spirit three times?

That's called beating the white-bone spirit three times.

This is too merciless. You always have reason to do with you

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You You wait

You You are done

What

I'll write it down for you

Remember it

I'll go in and take a nap

Tell me when I'm going downhill and I'll come out

Call me then

Go to sleep

What the hell

Why did this bucket run away by itself

Tell me

Among these gods

which one do you remember the most

Let me figure it out

Taishang Laojun

Then we have emptied it all, he has

Give it to me

Give it to me, you

Just borrow it

My green ox

Daozu

My little boy

Gourd Sorry, borrow it

My gourd

Thank you, Laojun

My bottle

Let me borrow the bundle of immortal rope

My waistband

You reminded me

Please help me think about it later

I have to take his waistband

Handle him His bundle of immortal rope

I have to send him back

I suddenly remembered

The original monster in Tongtian River

After being eliminated by Sun Wukong

Is there one left?

Yes

There is an old turtle in the river

Old turtle

Yes, yes

It’s difficult to call him up

It’s embarrassing

First of all, with our skills

It’s hard to call him up

The other one is

He has friendship with Sun Wukong

Calling him up is also to help them

Then our mission is in vain

Forget it

You should also do some work

I will draw here by myself

You can also draw

I have drawn

What have you drawn

Paddling

I don’t understand what you are saying

How is it

It’s not a big problem

Although there is no boat, it’s perfect

But the pot is enough for them to drink a pot

It has to be done this time

This is our last chance

Sun Wukong is weak in water, Zhu Bajie is mentally retarded

Sha Monk is weak

Perfect

Go ahead and dig a hole

Let's get it done

Okay, let's dig it

I heard that after becoming an immortal

it will be hard to meet him

Jiuchong God

Maybe I can arrange a corner for you

Do you think gods don't need friends?

What kind of friends do gods want?

They are all busy practicing Taoism and getting promoted

Besides, isn't there a Peach Society?

As long as the level is high enough, we can meet you

You can do it, I'm not sure

But no matter which department you put me in

Just let me drive the auspicious clouds

You can make a difference

I contacted Master Guanyin

There will be a problem with their auspicious clouds in a while

Fall to this river

When you see this basin, get up and cross the river

Make a hole in the middle of the river and water will leak

They fall

Because they have become Buddhas

They cannot cast spells casually in the human world

So they can only swim ashore

Even swimming can be considered difficult

Just be content

Then I originally planned

to let them run a marathon back to the Tang Dynasty

If they swim, won't the scriptures get wet?

I contacted them

The scriptures are fake

There are no words in them

Brother Monkey, Master, wait for me

Walk

I can't walk

Master

This

This

Master, what are you saying?

What are you doing?

Shut up

If you hadn't been so rude

We would have been in heaven

thrown down by a few novice monks.

How can you blame me for this?

Master, you are here too, right?

Did you listen to what those two novice monks said?

We are going to the West to learn scriptures

The Eighty Difficulties were all designed by them

To be honest

When I first heard the news

I was very shocked

Master

The person who designed the Eighty Difficulties for us

I have already found out

One is called Zhang Yuelu

The other is Jing Muqian

Jing Mu Qian

Yan

My name is Jing Mu Yan

This misses the point

Sun Wukong has named both of us

How can we still exist after one blow of the stick

What does it have to do with us

Then why don’t the leader let us do it?

If he wants to beat him, then

Find the leader

Stay calm and don't be impatient

I think it's urgent

We have to find a way to cross the river first

Disciples

I think our top priority

We should first find a way to cross the river

Yes, yes, Master is right

Like this

This should also be listened to by Master

Senior brother, okay

Can they find the basin? This question is in the wilderness

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What can I find to cross the river?

That's right

There is a basin over there

There really is a basin

Master has a basin

Look

Senior brother has a sharp eye

You see there is a basin over there

I

Why don't you block it here

Senior Brother has long seen that there is a basin here

Go up to the basin

Master

Stop

Master, don’t call Mai.

Humai

Master is nervous

Master, don't be nervous

No, Bajie

I can't do it as a master. This big basin is very strong

Master, let's go

Master, please listen to us

Okay, okay

Wu'an is over

Shawu'an is over

Bai Mi Yi Shu

I forgot about Tang Monk's origins

What are your backgrounds

We three masters and disciples

have been studying scriptures from the Tang Dynasty until now

It’s not like you don’t understand

Shi Shi’s childhood experience

Three masters and disciples

Before the master became a monk

There was also a man named Jiang Liuer

In his infancy

he was put into this basin and flowed down the river

His mother put it in for him

His father is a robber

OK, OK, can you please stop talking

It's okay

Even if he has psychological shadow

There is nothing around here

What can he do if he doesn't sit on the basin

Okay

Since the master can't sit on the basin

Then let's find another way

Okay

Since Master can't sit in the basin

Think of other ways

Okay, listen to Senior Brother

Let's think of a way

I have a way

There is an old turtle in this river

There seems to be an old turtle in this river

It seems that I didn't just finish what I said

Good idea

Really

Good call people

Old turtle

Old turtle

What are you afraid of?

You said this

Come up, you

What's wrong with you

No appointment

What's wrong with you

This time, this time it may be over

Don't, don't, don't, it won't, it won't, it won't, it won't.

No, I'm telling you

They may not be able to call the old turtle up

You know

Even if they do call him up

Let's fix him in the middle of the river

Isn't it over

Right

How to fix it

I'll just do it

I

It seems like there's really nothing we can do, right?

Hundreds of years of hard work

Thousands of years of inferior star kings

All in vain

This is fate

Fate number days

All fate

All in vain

Old turtle

I am

I thought of a way

Tathagata Buddha Jade Emperor

What way

Turn around

Turn around Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave

Monkey King, Monkey King

Determined

I have caused you trouble in the past fourteen years

But I have to trouble you with one thing in the end

Help me return this bundle of fairy rope to Taishang Laojun

Friend

I want to cooperate with you again if I have the opportunity

Goodbye

There is an orange left

Here it is for you

I want to eat it

Monkey King

Stop barking

The old turtle is here

Let me tell you

I recently learned a new change

But I can't change it for you now

Because I changed it once

I can't change it back

One-time

Why are we here?

Isn't it just to wipe your butt?

Say this again

Those two people are working

Why do you say to wipe my butt alone?

Determined

If you really become an immortal

It will be a lot of effort to meet you

Jiuchong God

Maybe I will arrange a corner for you

Do you think that gods don’t need friends?

What kind of friends do gods want?

Hundreds of years of hard work

Thousands of years of inferior star kings

All in vain

Is attaining the Tao so important?

Of course it is important

If it was the beginning

If you don't choose to seek immortality and achieve Taoism

What will you do in the world

If you want me, I will be a chef

Specialize in making dumplings

The kind with leek and egg filling

I make it

Then I will be a dumpling maker

I will give you a bad review

There are people who do this job

I know

I want to be a hero

The kind of person who has a deep hatred against someone

I will seek revenge after this life

You are all just petty love

No way

What do you know

This goal is clear and simple

Live an easy life

Then what you want to say

I still want to be a housekeeper

No, you are like this

You can, what can you control?

Whose young master asked you to control

That’s not sure

The world is so big

Nothing can happen

Right?

[Chinese]

定

好嘞

解

沒事老瞎踩急剎乾啥啊

還給我定天上了還給我

不是 我怕你那個摔著了

我給你墊塊草嘛

那也沒墊準哪

是

就會一個定身術

動不動就用 動不動就用

不用怕忘了嘛

好不容易學會的

咱又不是神仙

那就是個幹活的下等星君

學法術有啥用啊

技多不壓身

我跟你說

我最近新學了一個變化

但我現在不能給你變

因為我變過去

我就變不回來了

一次性的

要不說咱倆老挨領導罵呢

你心思你都沒在工作上

下回駕雲我註意點不就行了嗎

要我說呀

咱倆趕緊把活幹完

趕緊把雲還了

可不想看見它

完事

不對啊

咱應該去河那邊

他們回長安還得路過越南呢

你少抖你那破梗吧

咱倆現

雲停哪兒了

雲還了

這活還沒幹完還什麼還哪

手那麼快呢

不是你說嗎

讓我趕緊還了

把雲趕緊還了嗎

我 船呢

船不跟雲綁一塊兒了嗎

一起回雲庫了

不是

唐僧他得坐船呢

翻河裡才算一難呢

那沒船咋幹活啊

井木犴

張月鹿

在

唐僧到哪兒了

應該快從大雷音寺出來了

你二人幾年來謀劃八十一難

絞盡腦汁

勤勤懇懇

本當嘉獎

謝謝師祖

聽但是

但是

如今你們可曾記得共有幾難

觀音寺 通天河 流沙河

塢安完

一共八十難 差一難

不可能

力劈華山那次是

沉香 那上一個活

塢安完

祖師

我們知錯了

現在他們師徒應該還未回到大唐

還有補救機會

請讓我們彌補過錯

這最後一難

須得在通天河之前完成

切記

是

我說鹿哥啊

咱說你有沒有哪一次

說想多乾兩年的呢

你是真有癮哪

你知不知道咱倆這麼整

把該得罪的人都給得罪完了

得罪誰了呀

還得罪誰了

你 你看看吧

我給你看啊

天庭上但凡有名有姓的神仙

那都讓咱倆霍霍了

文殊菩薩上個月走路上的班

文殊菩薩打卡失敗

我的坐騎被偷走了

遲到能怨俺嗎

還有這回

咱倆非去廣寒宮

把玉兔扔下凡當妖怪的

那嫦娥仙子多美啊

那哭的

你倆幾個意思

給我送回來乾啥

你們看哪個好人

這懷裡抱個妖精啊

那我後來

不是把壽星那個鹿偷回來

跟那個玉兔換了嗎

那壽星那坐騎你也敢動

你也不怕折壽

我上哪兒給他湊八十一難去啊

那就別精益求精了

白骨精

三打白骨精

為什麼不能做成三難

那叫三打白骨精嗎

那叫打白骨精三回

這也太不憐香惜玉了

打我一次就夠了

還打我三次

咋的 羊毛可我一人薅啊

犟

你你你

你老有理你

你 你等著

你 你完了

咋的

我把你丟船的事給你記上

記吧

我進去眯一覺

下坡的時候告訴我我出來

到時候喊我啊

睡去吧你

什麼玩意兒

這桶咋自己跑了呢

你說

咱霍霍的這些神仙裡面

你印象最深的是哪一位

讓我捋捋啊

太上老君吧

那都被咱掏空了吧他都

給我

給我 你

就借用一下

俺的青牛啊

道祖

俺的小童子

葫蘆不好意思 借一下

俺的葫蘆

謝謝老君

俺的瓶子

捆仙索借一下啊

俺的褲腰帶啊

你提醒到我了

回頭你幫我想著點

我得把他那褲腰帶

把 把他 把他那捆仙索

得給他送回去啊

我突然想起來

這個通天河原來那個妖怪

被孫悟空除了以後

是不是還剩一個

對

這河裡還有個老黿

老黿

對對對

把他喊上來做成一難呢

夠嗆

首先來說以咱倆的功力

給他喊上來費勁

另外一個呢就是

他跟孫悟空有交情

喊上來呢也是幫他們

那 那咱這任務不是前功盡棄了嗎

那算了

你也乾點活唄

就我自己在這兒劃呢

你也劃一划唄

我划了啊

劃啥了你

划水

聽不懂你說啥

咋樣

問題不大

雖然沒船完美

但這盆也夠他們喝一壺的了

這回可得弄好了

這是咱們最後一次機會了

孫悟空弱水 豬八戒弱智

沙僧弱

完美

你鑿窟窿眼吧

整吧

行 鑿了啊 鑿

我聽說這成仙以後

想見面都費勁呀

九重天哪

說不定給你安排在哪個犄角旮旯

你說神仙都不需要朋友嗎

神仙要啥朋友啊

都忙著修道升遷呢

再說了不還有蟠桃會呢嗎

只要級別夠了就能見著

你行 我不一定

但是不管給我安排在哪個部門吧

讓我駕祥雲就行

你就這點出息吧

我跟觀音大士聯繫了

一會兒他們的祥雲會出問題

掉到這個河邊

看見這個盆就上盆過河

鑿的窟窿到河中央然後就會漏水

他們掉下去

因為他們已經成佛了

不能隨便在人間施法

所以就只能游泳上岸

這游泳都能算一難呢

就知足吧

那我本來還合計

讓他們馬拉松回大唐呢

游泳的話那經書不就濕了嗎

我聯繫好了

經書是假的

裡邊根本沒有字

猴哥 師傅 你們等等我啊

走走

我走不動了

師父

這

這

師父你說

乾啥呀

閉嘴

要不是你嘴這麼碎

咱們幾個至於在天上

被幾個小沙彌給扔下來嗎

這事你怎麼能怪我呢

這師父你也在旁邊了吧

你聽著那兩個小沙彌說什麼了嗎

咱們這一路西天取經

八十難都是他們設計的

說實話

為師剛聽到這個消息的時候

內心也是十分震驚的呀

師父

給咱們設計八十難的人

我已經打聽到了

一個叫張月鹿

另一個叫井木乾

井木乾

犴

我叫井木犴

這抓不住重點呢

孫悟空都點咱倆名了

那一棍子下去還能存在不了

跟咱倆有啥關係啊

那不領導讓讓 讓咱乾的嗎

他要打的話那

找 找領導吧

少安毋躁 少安毋躁啊

我覺得啊當務之急

我們得先想個辦法過河

徒兒們

我覺得我們的當務之急

應該先想個辦法怎麼過河呀

是是 師父說得有道理

這麼的

這也應該聽師父的

大師兄 好吧

他們能不能發現那個盆

該說不說

放得有點刻意

我發現這兒有個盆

你看我說啥來的

那擔心都多餘

話全讓你說了

這問題這荒郊野嶺

能找著啥過河的東西啊

也是啊

那兒有個盆

真有一盆

師父 有一個盆

看看

大師兄火眼金睛

你看見那兒有個盆

我

你要不在這兒擋著

大師兄早就看著這兒有個盆

上盆

師父

停

師父你別呼麥啊你這

呼什麼麥

師父這是緊張

師父你別緊張

不行 八戒

為師做不到 這大盆很結實

師父走吧

師父你聽我們的

好了好了

塢安完

啥塢安完

百密一疏

忘了唐僧的出身了

啥出身呢

我們師徒三人

從大唐一直取經到現在

你們又不是不瞭解

為師幼年時的經歷呀

師徒三人

師父當和尚之前

還有個名叫江流兒

在嬰兒時期啊

就被放到這個臉盆里順江而下

他媽給他放進去的

他爸是強盜

行行行 你能不能別說了

沒事

就算他有心理陰影的話

這 這旁邊啥也沒有啊

他不坐那臉盆還能咋的

行了

那師父既然坐不了盆

那我們就再想個其他辦法

好了

師父既然坐不了盆

想其他的辦法

行 聽大師兄的

咱再想想辦法

我有一個辦法

這個河裡有一個老黿

這河裡好像有一個老黿

那好像我不剛說完

好辦法

真的

好 叫人

老黿

老黿

怕啥來啥

你說這

你上來呀你

你咋了

沒排面

你咋了

這回 這回可能真完了

別別別 不至於不至於

不是 我跟你說

他們未必能把老黿叫上來

知道吧

就算真叫上來了

我們在河中間給他整翻

不就完了嗎

對吧

怎麼整

我就 我就直接我就

我

好像確實也沒啥辦法了是吧

辛苦修煉幾百年

下等星君幾千年

都白廢了

這就是命

命數 天數

都是命

全白費

老黿

我是

我想到一個辦法

如來佛祖 玉皇大帝

什麼辦法

轉過來

轉過來 花果山水簾洞

齊天大聖孫悟空啊

定

這十四年給你添麻煩了啊

但是最後還得麻煩你一件事

把這捆仙索幫我還給太上老君

朋友

有機會還想跟你再合作

再會

剩了個橘子

給你了

想著吃

大聖

別叫了

老黿來了

我跟你說

我最近新學了一個變化

但我現在不能給你變

因為我變過去

就變不回來了

一次性的

咱倆為啥來的

不就因為給你擦屁股嗎

又說這話

那兩人幹活

怎麼又說擦我一個人屁股呢

定

真要是成仙了

見面就費勁了啊

九重天哪

說不定給你安排在哪個犄角旮旯

你說那神仙都不需要朋友嗎

神仙要啥朋友啊

辛苦修煉幾百年

下等星君幾千年

都白費了

得道那麼重要嗎

當然重要了

當初要是

你要不選求仙得道的話

你在人間會幹點啥呢

要我的話我就做個廚師

專門包餃子

韭菜雞蛋餡那種

我咔咔造

那我就當一個專門吃餃子的

完了給你打差評

還有乾這活的呢

我知道了

我想當一個大俠

就是那種跟誰有深仇大恨的

完了這輩子我就尋仇

你這全是小情小愛

不行

你懂啥啊

這目標明確又簡單

過得輕鬆

那你要這麼說的話

我還想當一個管家

不 你這樣的

你能 你能管住啥啊

誰家少爺讓你管呢

那說不准

世界這麼大

啥事發生不了啊

對不對

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
定 /dìng/ B1	verb - to decide or fix
變化 /biàn huà/ A2	noun - change or transformation
工作 /gōng zuò/ A1	noun - work
雲 /yún/ A1	noun - cloud
船 /chuán/ A1	noun - boat
妖怪 /yāo guài/ B1	noun - monster or demon
難 /nán/ A2	noun - difficulty or trouble
設計 /sè jì/ B1	verb - to design or plan
成仙 /chéng xiān/ B2	verb - to become an immortal
朋友 /péng yǒu/ A1	noun - friend
神仙 /shén xiān/ A2	noun - god or immortal
修煉 /xiū liàn/ B1	verb - to cultivate or practice
目標 /mù biāo/ A2	noun - goal or target
輕鬆 /qīng sōng/ A2	adjective - relaxed or easy
大俠 /dà xiá/ B1	noun - hero or knight-errant
管家 /guǎn jiā/ A2	noun - butler or housekeeper
少爺 /shào yé/ B1	noun - young master
世界 /shì jiè/ A1	noun - world
發生 /fā shēng/ A2	verb - to happen or occur
包餃子 /bāo jiǎo zi/ B1	verb - to make dumplings