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Lyrics & Translation

[English]

In the world

There is a funny canteen

Such a place

They live a carefree life

A carefree life

A carefree life

The canteen

What to do

What to do

New friends

are "stealing" things

"stealing" things

Xinhao

Di Ge settling accounts

Yes, look at the turnover

Good

No money at all

The canteen has been

recently

What is it

Give me this when it is prosperous

A batch of important goods from Xiaoxiao canteen

were captured by the robbers of Xiaoshan on the transportation road

Robbery

is being divided up by the gangsters

Please see the canteen to hurry up

Emergency preparation

Select the most brave and capable marshal

Lead the strongest team to go

Recapture important goods

Handsome

This is our marshal, isn't it

No

Around these two marshals

What is this

Little whirlwind

The king asked me to patrol the mountain

This program is exclusively sponsored by

Mengniu Zhenguoli, which is really "grained"

Hello everyone

I am Li Dan

Welcome everyone to our

Funny Shop

Welcome everyone

Our commissary is really going through twists and turns

I saw it just now

The commissary received a

very embarrassing

secret letter

Someone robbed our

commissary goods

But fortunately our commissary

has some elite soldiers today

Tencent Video's "Jinyue Ruge" reinforcements

Welcome

Welcome

Let me introduce myself to everyone

Hello everyone

I am Zhou Ye

This is

Is this Zhou Ye

Xu Zhisheng Is this Zhou Ye

Xu Zhisheng

Before Zhou even came

I hear people chant your name every day

Do you know

I

Really

We all feel scared

No need

Then Leizi, why don't you switch with him

Inappropriate

Let's first listen to Zhou Ye's role in the play

Good

I play He Yan in the play

Hello everyone

Welcome Zhou Ye

A nice name

Is it Zhou Ye or He Yan

Hello everyone

I am that Zhisheng

I am standing next to Zhou Ye

Hello everyone

I am Cheng Lei

I play Xiao Jue in the play

Welcome

Hello everyone, I am Zhang Miaoyi

Playing the role of Song Taotao in the play

Welcome Welcome Miaoyi

Okay We also recently learned about

Tencent Video's "Jinyue Ruge" drama

I heard that there is a kiss scene

What are you telling me?

Xu Zhisheng heard about this

He said there are many kiss scenes

Yes I heard

He didn't want to hear it

Then you can ask this question, Zhisheng

I heard there was a kiss scene, right

Why are you still gnashing your teeth?

You were still blushing at that time

Sorry

Yes, yes

Tell me

But about the blushing

I don’t remember who it is

It’s you

It’s me

But I blush easily. Yes

You seem to have

and will soon be red.

I blush easily.

Yes.

People are shameless people.

Not like some people.

Right.

But he is so shy today.

I have never seen him so shy. He is really weird today

...

I am here, I feel hot here

Here

We also heard about a scene

A lot of hearing

You heard a lot

Where did we hear about it

Who did you hear it from

It was all him

You ask directly

Yes, it was all me who inquired

Yes You asked

Come

What did you hear, Zhisheng

I heard that there is another scene

It was not in the play originally

A kiss scene was suddenly added to the scene

Is there any

What is going on

I want to hear

Why was a scene added at that time

Because it was the finale scene

Then the director said that he wanted something

Let's stop it

Because it was the two of us

We wanted to go to a distant place together

But that scene was quite beautiful

There was water splashed by horse hooves in the moonlight

Then the two of us rode horses

Then we kissed under the moon

There were splashes of water

I don't want to hear it

I think this can be acted out

Zhisheng is that horse

Don't shed tears until then

Then let's watch the video first

Xu Zhisheng to find out the feeling

You will have that role soon

You watch the horse scene

You pick one

The horse head just now is Zhisheng

Borrow my brother to lean on

Okay, it's okay

We don't watch

Fairy Couple

Really

Zhisheng, is it hard?

Which horse does Zhisheng want to be

Your left horse or your right horse

I want to be the best moon in the world

So bright

OK

In a while, you will stand beside me like the moon

Stand beside me

Okay

Let's ask the two leading actors

to help us recreate this classic scene

Let's become a cute version

Cute version

Zhou is also on the right

Which side is the moon

The moon is above

You lift the wire up

The silhouette of the two of them kissing

The moon is exactly in the middle

It has a feeling of reflection

Just stay here

Later we will be stuck on Zhisheng's face

Ka Yue (bright)

Right here pair

Look at the disc

Reflection pair

OK, come

We have two leading actors

I heard about the moonlight on Cuiwang Mountain in the suburbs of Beijing

The best in the world

I want to take a good look today

The best moon in the world

Not necessarily

It seems that the best moon in the world is jealous

Is it up

Not yet

Be careful that someone is watching

Moon

The best moon in the world

It’s yours

If I want to plot against them, I will

Everyone's ending

I was tricked by you

Next

is still the strongest interactive link of the season

The audience is responsible for making wishes

The real fruit milkshake is responsible for delivering luck

The fragrance of flowers meets fruit

A bottle of small luck

What you drink is fruit

What you draw is European air

Please welcome fans

Super real "grain" of love

Give you one

Let's take our wish back

Let's take a look at the first wish

It's what you promised

Right

The two of us set a goal together

That is to break 100

You sing for everyone

I can sing

To be honest, I can sing

But you have to do something

You sing and I applaud

I remember you sing and you dance

I applaud

No, that’s it (together)

No, I applaud

No, that’s it

No

That person doesn’t want to sing even in the week

What does it have to do with you if you sing

...

You stay away, you are really in danger

Then why don't we invite Zhi Sheng together

Then why don't we invite Zhi Sheng together

Not

Ren Qiu Ya gets married

You are singing and dancing here

Inexplicable

It's really weird

I control him

Just jump in and that's it

Give a punch

One million benefits

We need to be enthusiastic

Throw your head up

There is no need for two people to put their shoulders together

Yes

You are imitating

The orbital relationship between the earth and the sun

Is that so

Thank you

Is it so exciting

If you can't use your hands

That means

What does it mean

Like this

It means Zhou does not use his hands

I use my hands

Is that what it means

So small

You can use your mouth

What are you doing

Why are you staring at me

Stop Zhisheng

Come

It’s okay, brother

Don't look, it's okay

Zhisheng, don't look

I won't eat

Now it's here with me

The last wish card

Two-person interaction

It's two people comparing themselves to one heart

It's not two people having two hearts

Miaoyi also came together to compare hearts

It's quite a tacit understanding

Is there any more heart?

There is no heart anymore

Great

No heart is complete

The hearts of three people are too complicated

Too complicated

Okay, then we thank the real fruit grains

I believe that the audience who made a wish are already very satisfied

Back to the topic

It's him again

You guys let me down so much

He's disappointed every time

What did we do

Is it because they are so mean to each other?

Don't let me continue talking

I haven't seen you for a few days

You actually lost all the goods to me

There are such talents among you

People with special skills

One is Zhou Ye, the heroine of

Tencent Video's "Jinyue Ruge"

The other is the heroine of our canteen

Yang Chaoyue

I will directly appoint you as a general

You two tell me what qualities you must have if you want to become a general

What are the characteristics you must have

I think so

As a general, you must have a strategy to strategize

The leadership ability to command thousands of troops

The courage and perseverance

When did you practice this

Here comes a piece of Peking Opera

As a general that week

Then you must be like the

female general I played in the play

You must have the unyielding belief to hold the sword to protect the mountains and rivers

We must not be villains

The courage to punish rape and eliminate evil

Be tough

Don’t you have these

Don’t you have these gestures

The most important thing is

Be independent and self-reliant

When we become ourselves

Everyone is a female general

Even we are all female generals

We can also be female generals

You are blessed

The two generals have already chosen

The "Jin Yue Ru Ge" team headed by General Zhou

already has two warriors

The Xiao Neng Group headed by General Yang

has four warriors

So in order to maintain a balance

Is there anyone on General Yang's side

Let's see

is particularly reluctant.

Particularly reluctant

I want to go to General Zhou's camp

Then I

you a little

I

Then our two team lineups have been determined

Next, give the team a name

Add you

Jinyue Rusheng

Jinyue Rusheng

I dare to say

Jinyue Rusheng

You are the female general

It's okay

Now that it's done

let's call Jinyue Rusheng

No

Don't

Then we'll make it simple

Ruge Team

Ruge Team can

Then we

will call it

Beyond the Army

Unite as one

It's so weird

I'm so glad to be here

Very not cruel

I'm so afraid of inviting us to the next Spring Festival Gala

So scared

Don't be afraid

This is a good thing

What did you say

Then the robot got off work

We

Very broken link

It doesn't matter

Let's start today's showdown immediately

There will be three rounds of expeditions

In the end, the general orders the first-ranked team

The general becomes the laughing general

and can lead all members into the warehouse

The second-ranked team is disbanded

The general and a warrior in the team

merge into the generalissimo

Enter the warehouse together

Our first round of game session

Gather intelligence

There are two rounds of the game

In each round, each team will send two painters

A total of four painters will paint

After you receive a question to draw

Draw what you think is

...

the correct part of the image based on the area you are in

Finally put it together

The observing team members will answer

One point will be awarded for the correct answer

Got it

That's what happened

Please send two ginseng and paintings from each team

Who will draw

The two of us

The two of us will draw

The two of us

You two come on

OK, don’t worry

Guess well

Who will draw first

The two of us first

Then let us draw

Okay

Just guess

No problem, let’s guess

One guess

Who will draw Ruge Team

Me and Leizi

We are called Ruge Team

Not Hu Ge Team

What is wrong with your ears when I say Ruge Team?

You are in a bad state today

Right

Your heart is not here

It has never been with you

Where is

Okay Hua Hua

Xu Zhisheng actually didn't answer the question

It seems that we are pressing you step by step

It's too much for you

You're too much

Everyone should remember which area you are in

Take a look at the one, two, three and four divisions

Make sure again

I am three

Right

Let me show you the first question

Four painters

Have you seen it

I have seen it

Zhou Ye has seen it

I have seen it

Our countdown begins

Only ten seconds

Painting is over

Received

Is this a rush to answer

Machine

Robot

No pictures have been posted

You only look at Zhou Ye's, right

We are also playing

Playing with yours

Who are these two? This

is painted quite uniformly

Sure enough, there is only one person

There is no tacit understanding with them

Ruge "Jinyue Ruge"

No, quick answer

What

That

Terracotta Warriors

Correct answer

Miao Yi has a tacit understanding

You still have a tacit understanding

Whoever drew number 2, please show me

That because I am a bit stupid

I drew it here at the beginning

It took me eight seconds to draw one here

Then it was too late to erase it

What does this have to do with the terracotta warriors and horses

His clothes are very similar

Yes, the clothes are well drawn

Not even talking about a few drama announcements of Cantabile

This one looks too much like a general

Let me give you one point

I won’t let you go now

Miao Yi can

The next question feels like a score question

Come

"Mona Lisa"

"Jinyue Ruge"

Okay

Have you seen it

Come 321 start

It only takes two seconds to draw this

Two seconds

Yang Chaoyue

Yang Chaoyue I am really convinced

What is this

It is a person

Pajamas

Li Dan

Who

Who

Can you let us finish the spell?

No, we didn’t see it

I saw it, I’m sorry

I saw it, I’m sorry

In fact, anyone can guess it by looking at a painting

...

Yes

The score question is given like this

Yang Chaoyue can actually draw it like this

Very right

Yes, your clothes

This goes directly to the shrimp boyfriend

Okay

Let's take a look at

The next question

What

I understand

Okay 321 Start

So close

Leizi, you are very important

You are really very important

I connected with Di Ge

What is this

Ultraman

Sun Wukong

Alien

Wrong

Strong guess

Let me take a look. They are drawing a

Fright

Although it is wrong

Step aside

What is Fright

Fright

That

Scared

Scream

A little bit more

Groundhog

Groundhog

Horror film

Not so abstract

It is a very concrete

thing that exists in this world

Sadako

Where is Sadako In your home

Think about horror

Horror

It is real

Because we are based on

It was drawn with its original appearance

According to its original appearance

Xu Zhisheng

I think number three

can be ignored for now

I think number four is an important reminder

Drawn by Zhou Ye

This is an important reminder

Yes, it is a

that determines what it is

It is a range

This is actually very obvious in drawing

Lei Zi's drawing is too obvious

You guys do that action yourself

What are we doing in this session

Is it drawing, right?

Drawing

Drawing

You are "crazy"

What's wrong with you, what are you doing today

Can I just feed it to your mouth?

Also draw

That expression

Yes to "The Scream"

OK

Finally, after repeated reminders

Huang Zihongfan answered correctly

"The Scream"

I guessed it when you drew Mr. Lu Xun

You are a little too complex to learn

Xu Zhisheng, you draw a

Mr. Lu Xun's

Come and let me see

You draw a

and I only give you ten seconds

OK

You can choose

the area you like

I pick one

Come four friends

Please look at the title

OK I have seen it all

Digest it

Why are the corners of everyone's mouth smiling?

Is it a person

Come on 321 to start

No. 1 remembers the drawing of No. 1

No. 1 may not know that he is No. 1

Diego painted so seriously

Okay

What's up

I remembered it wrong

You are No. 3

No. 3 drew No. 1

I marked myself as No. 1

This is a bit difficult

Bring a cloak for this person

In fact, you can also just choose one to watch

"Mona Lisa Smile"

There really is such a question

There really is such a question

As early as when I finished painting "The Scream"

I guessed "Mona Lisa's Smile"

It's more like "stealing" the question

It's more like "stealing" the question

I memorized the wrong answer, brother

Di Ge gave it to me

Okay, we got two points for the Ruge team in the first round

Two points for the Beyond team

Okay

Let's start substitutions

Let's start substituting

Brother Di is going to guess the question

The game is over

I still have to wait for you to post it before guessing

It's not like Huang Zihongfan guessing Li Dan's question

Yes, I just accidentally saw a little

You turn it over

You will know immediately

Come and take a look, friends

I saw it

Should I say this question?

Is it difficult?

Do you know what this thing looks like

How abstract

Good three two one start

Good

Perfect

This

Confidence

I just said you draw so fast

Man

I just said you draw so fast

You are

too fast

I believe there must be someone here

who has no idea

what this thing looks like

Okay, none of you know what it looks like

What is this

Have you finished drawing

Everyone returns to their seats

Wait a minute, who drew number one

Come out

You are this

Spend money, right? This paper

No

If you know this animal

, it should be drawn like this

Come 321 and start answering

Bee

I can't see

No

Come, don't block No

Hummingbird

Hummingbird

Correct answer

Cow

How can this be seen

Because it has a butt

No I want to ask No. 3

Is your hummingbird raised in a

chicken farm

Who is No. 3

Xin Hao

No You need to use a magnifying glass first

Otherwise, I'm afraid you won't see it

It shouldn't look like this when magnified

Okay

Come, friends, prepare for the second round

We don’t care whether we can guess it or not

Raise the cards first

Raise the cards first

Our next question

Okay three two one start

Xin Hao finished the painting again

I was scared as soon as he finished the painting

No, it does look similar

It's exactly the same as the previous one

Xin Hao

This one has not changed

There are two more geniuses

I didn't even pay attention just now

How come there are two more geniuses

What is this

I didn't expect

These three are already such geniuses

There is also a fourth genius

Come on, let me guess one for you

This looks like a pig and a chicken

How come there is a pig tail

Yes, it should be related to a pig

Each of us considers different things

Roast suckling pig

Although you guessed wrong

But I really don’t blame you

I really want to say that you guessed it right

Wild boar

No

Not a wild boar

Friends

You can't believe it

It has nothing to do with pigs

Then let me ask who is Pig Tail No. 4

...

That's not a pig

That lion

The lion is right

The lion is right

The lion is right

What Simba

Because there are human faces and lion faces

Who drew that four

I drew it

It’s not that I remember the lion’s tail

It seems like that

Isn’t it

No Isn’t it a stone statue

I should sit down

I am I look like this

The lion’s tail is straight

Mainly because I don’t even have any ideas for random answers

Right

Mainly, it’s too abstract

The four of them are so awesome

Xin Hao, you don’t need to wipe it

It should be another torso

I’ll see if I need to wipe it

Xin Hao, don’t wipe it yet, don’t worry

Come, let’s take a look

I'm not in a hurry. Let's take a look.

Come on. Friends

have all seen it.

OK, let's start.

Xin Hao stopped writing again.

It only took two seconds.

...

...

...

...

Why does Xinhao have to erase it and paint it again every time

The most annoying thing is that he really erased it

He erased the hind legs

He has his own artistic style already

Only draws this kind

Only draws size

But it’s really right

You can’t deny it

That's a bit right

Three heads and six arms Nezha or three heads and six arms

Come on

Three heads and six arms

Nezha

Too fast

In fact, this drawing is three heads and three arms

But because Chen Xinhao is here,

Some people don't draw those three arms

What you draw is the legs

Yes, it's the legs

Not an arm

Yes

Very strict

What you are drawing is the body of Taiyi Zhenren

Isn’t it before carving?

How about changing him to No. 1 board

Let’s see how to draw

Change the board for Xin Hao

Change the board

Okay

Give him an upper body

Let me give it a try

The creativity of this lower body has dried up

The feet have grown on the head for a while

What kind of geniuses are they all

What are these things

Is that Xin Hao’s upper body

Yes

It’s over, it’s obvious

No more reminders can be made

It has something to do with the chicken

It has something to do with the chicken

Let the chicken try to peck the rice

There is no rice

The one below

Stealing the chicken will not result in losing the rice, right

No

Robot The chicken is angry with that person

Opportunistic

Opportunistic

Wrong

Dance after hearing the chicken

Why did you go

What are you doing

I took a stroll

Cheng Lei just kissed you, right

Yes

Me and I blushed

Yes What did you just do

You are so scary

Why did you go

Come on

Dance after hearing the chicken

Doesn’t your conscience hurt?

No

Doesn’t your conscience hurt?

I can only say that Cheng Lei’s hearing is good

Great

Good

Xu Zhisheng What is this

No? The person is lying down and getting up

The person is lying down and getting up

Please use microphone to speak

I want the audience to hear this sentence

Just smell the chicken and dance anyway

Lie down

Get up

Lie down

Great

This Oracle will be dug out many years later

No one can decipher this

Okay

Then our round is over

After this round of competition

The two teams are tied

So both teams can get two general orders

Next we enter

The second round of the expedition

Each team sends two people to fight

One person is in the tug of war with the opponent

Delivering items to the end point

The other person is at the end point

Receiving items delivered by teammates

Delivering items within a time limit

The team with the largest number wins

Both of them can only transport and receive with their mouths

Hold it with their mouths

Only use their mouths

They eat sugar

What are we doing here

Yes

Just be satisfied

I'll come, are you scared

Two friends shake hands

We will start soon

Three

Two

一

Beginning

This is our two physical responsibility

Use your mouth

Right

Cheng Lei

Cheng Lei

Cheng Lei

Cheng Lei's shoes have been taken off

This this

Beyond on

On the mouth Beyond

Beyond on the mouth

Beyond on the mouth

Yang Chaoyue wants to bite Yang Chaoyue

You are so nervous Chaoyue

I have never played this

This group here feels very hungry

Why did you bring a pair of chopsticks over

Yang Chaoyue bit it off

What are you two doing?

Eat it

Brother

Brother Lei came to promote the drama Brother

Brother Lei came to promote the drama

Quickly pick it up, it’s okay

Quick pick it up

It’s okay

Because he can move when you hold it in your mouth

The two of you are intertwined

Respect the game

People here are very fast

Brother Lei can

One flower

That's enough

And how come they eat so cleanly

Look at your place

Mi Tai

We have leaks

We have leaked since we were young

It almost reached our mouths

We don’t eat

We don’t eat We are full

It feels like the years are quiet over there

Over there they are giving out sweets

Here they are kowtowing

One in the mouth and the other

Three

Two

One

Time is up

Slow down a moment Too tired

Quite tired

Quite sour

The key is two styles

This is the kind of beautiful display of strength

This is

The flowers are gone

Then there is only a pair of chopsticks left in the mouth

What I can see from my field of vision here

are two

One is holding the mouth

The other is kneeling

Yang Chaoyue is still the same

There are nine flowers here

There are seven flowers here

Temporarily ahead of two flowers

Congratulations

This style of painting really makes me dare not think about it

Who will be in the next team

Me too, I saw Yang Chaoyue

Next round

Yang Di picks up Yang Chaoyue

Next round

Zhou Ye picks up Miaoyi tug of war

Do you think this round is scary

Or go up Our next round is scary

Your heels are a bit high

You should go barefoot

You use the socks inside

Actually, you use the socks inside

This one is easy to sprain

This high heel

Put it on

Xu Zhisheng

Put it on

Xu Zhisheng, be careful

Xu Zhisheng is no longer a variety show effect

He just attacks you

Okay

Are you two ready

Three

Two

One

Start

Yang Chaoyue

Yang Chaoyue

Niu Zhijin

This face is red

Yang Chaoyue

Yang Chaoyue

Our victory is also a respect for the opponent

Use all your strength

You must try your best

Miao Yi

Miao Yi

I am here to promote the drama Yang Chaoyue

I know you are desperate now Miaoyi

Yang Chaoyue is too awesome

Excellent

Yang Chaoyue is motionless

End

She is too exaggerated

The opponent is indeed a bit strong

Give Yang Chaoyue a little applause alone

Too awesome

Too awesome

Then let's interview Miao Yi about her feelings

It's really too weak

An invisible force

She always felt that our side

is really replaced by a cow

Or is Yang Chaoyue here

So awesome

I was thinking just now

Yang Chaoyue and I may not be able to pull

...

Count the two teams

How many

We have six

I have five

Zhou Ye five

Okay

So now our team is ahead temporarily

The people to be transported in the next round

are Shengzi and Huang Zihongfan

The two teams choose one person each

Zhisheng can choose someone

Who will he choose

It’s hard to guess

This depends on

Xu Zhisheng’s own thoughts

Make your choice sincerely

Make your choice sincerely

Cheng Lei

No, the next one may be darts

I will directly

rotate things next time

Bring up all your Shandong green onions

Green onions

Then let's choose Huang Zihongfan here

Actually, you can choose me

Because we will sit next to each other anyway

Right

Don't "hurt" others

Come and sit with the green onion brothers

Okay

Then let's get the props for the third round

Cheng Lei

You don't need to go into the warehouse for this

We have already experienced the frightening part

Today we are ahead of schedule

Huang Zihongfan, don’t underestimate the enemy

He is very powerful

I asked him to slow down

How dare I underestimate the enemy

Let me tell you

When I was a child, my cows

all rested

I pulled

This is really awesome

Okay

Three

Two

One

Start

Come on Zhisheng

Huang Zihongfan seems like

You are really not as good as him

So awesome

When I was a kid, all the cows in my family rested

I pull

Come on

Kneel down

So awesome

So excellent

Huang Zihongfan seems to be really strong

His face is red

Turn around and pull him with your hands

Huang Zihongfan is now

using all his strength to stop Xu Zhisheng's progress

Come on Zhisheng

Use the soles of your feet, not the insteps

Yes

There is that

mat under his feet

The space is distorted

The space has already happened

Xu Zhisheng is going under the mat

Open the mat for him

Let him in

Xu Zhisheng

Xu Zhisheng was eaten

Xu Zhisheng, where are you going?

Xu Zhisheng

Xu Zhisheng only has half of his body left now

Huang Zihongfan has also surpassed me

What has he been doing

Why are you there

Have you fought for someone

Have you fought for someone

Come on

Come on Zhisheng

The man who came back from "hell"

Onion

Our Green Onions

Our Green Greens

Okay

This round is over

Find a hole in the ground and go down

Huang Zihongfan

Wake up

For "Jinyue Ruge"

Then our group, Team Ru Ge, is in the lead

Let's take a look at the results of the three rounds

Team Ru Ge transported a total of seventeen items

Team Beyond delivered fourteen items

Team Ruge finally won this round

Obtained three general orders

The losing team received two

We did not draw a tie for the first time

Okay

Then we will enter immediately

The third round of battle

Our third round of battle

is a reserved part of our canteen

Squeeze the "blackheads"

The name of this game has changed, right?

Miaoyi still doesn’t know the origin of this matter

He is the hoodie that Xu Zhisheng will be wearing later

Don’t be frightened when his head pops up

Miaoyi, your head is here

It pops out in its entirety

Okay

Put your arms in too

Other friends are doing this.

Just put on your clothes

Let's watch Di Ge together

Ours is a little too close

I don't know why

Why is this so close

Look at the moment when we two look back

It's too close

Come closer to me

It's too far

I really found Miaoyi

He is really a very kind person

Miaoyi keeps saying that you are too close, too far

You are one of the few kindnesses I have encountered in this show

...

Here

You see, people take care of others

My hair is not messy at all

My hair is not messy either

My balls are almost falling off

Okay, everyone is dressed

Let’s talk about our rules first

Group of two

Wearing the unity combat uniform

Participating in the meeting

Each group

will have different rations next to it

During the process, I only need to turn around

You guys stop

The team that eats first

wins

Just wait until I turn around

Soldiers

It's time to start

Today we have gathered everyone for tomorrow's battle

What is this

How do you eat this

You take the one next to you

Eat this

If you lose, the canteen will have all the supplies

Eat this

Okay, okay

Why can't you share the two steamed buns?

No That one is more scary

You go and take a look

Let me take a look

What is that

No, you guys take a look at this

It's a bit too much

Xu Zhisheng and Miao Yi eat one of these

We are too unfriendly to the guests

This is a frozen pear, isn't it? Brother

Okay

Shall we start here

Where does this spicy quilt come from

We two may have to eat here for the rest of our lives

As long as he can't see it, we can eat it

It's already started here

Good, very clever

Anyway, when I can't see it

I don't know

Everyone is free

What is this

Only if we have absolute morale

can we hit the target with one hit.

One hit will hit

Tell me your thought process

Because I can't chew it like this

I want to break it open and chew it

OK, I won't count it now

You break it and let me see

Sorry, I just chew it

Good job, Dick

One person here is paper

One person is ink

Engage in creation

Their director team also prepared lemons

Let me punish you

We have received the punishment we deserve

Tell the truth and really do it

Because I don’t know what this is cuttlefish powder

Then they paired it with six lumps of glutinous rice cake

The real kind of glutinous rice cake

Di Ge, have you seen the one in "Journey to the West"

where the dog eats the noodles and the chicken eats the rice?

You can't finish it

Let's figure it out for ourselves

This battle is of great importance anyway

Is it delicious?

Well, it's such a big one

Eat some

How is the strength?

Is it such a coincidence?

Your division of labor

Zhou also has a mouth. Can you tell me

You feed him and he feeds you

This

He peels this

He is still peeling

Really, you really peeled it off

You are so particular

Everyone who participated before swallowed it directly

You can move your mouth

He can't move his mouth either

He has been working very hard

to suck the cake

Do you want to eat the carrot

I don't want to eat the carrot

You try

I don't eat the carrot

I don't know why

This radish is so spicy

Very spicy

Do you need lemon to neutralize it

I don't

Okay, let's continue

If some friends can't finish it

Lend us some spicy strips and we'll make steamed buns

Lend you some spicy strips

Lend us some spicy strips

Let's grill the steamed buns

This spicy strip is so delicious

Come on

I want a drink, it's a bit dry

It's impossible for you to drink a drink

What does this mean

We

They ate them

We want to have a steamed bun

The steamed bun is too dry

He changed the dish He violated the rules

You punish him severely

I can't punish him

I think giving him a lemon now

is the most delicious thing here

You know

It will be good

I can’t punish him

Please give me a piece of lemon

This lemon seems to be put on anyone’s table

It’s a sought-after item

Give me a piece too

I’ll have one too

I’m all broken

It is said that the penalty items are particularly popular

This lemon is so juicy

It tastes good

Let's see what's going on here

I've finished all the cakes here

That's amazing

I think it's enough here, friends

Everyone can look at each other

I think their team

really should win

Eat it now

I still have

You are so persistent

We still have hope

We really can

We also have hope

There is still hope

Okay then continue

Real fruit grains, floral fragrance meets fruit grains

A bottle of small luck

Real floral fragrance, full of fruit grains

Eat quickly

I really don’t know

What does Di Ge think?

Originally Huang Zihongfan

If you want to hate, just hate him alone

Okay

Do we have hope

OK

I don’t know what to tell you

But these are my instructions

Before you forget

Please remember

Please remember

The end

Okay, we succeeded here

Okay, Diego

Forget it

It’s true that we didn’t finish everything

Okay, the winning team is Ruge Team

The program team is still very friendly to us

Yes

Come to the business group, I want to record business

I want to drink milk

Give us all something to drink

Today there is a combination of mulberry and dragon fruit

I had this last time

A divine combination

It should be unforgettable

Sister

Sister, what's wrong with you

I'll have a taste

The fruit combination depends on real fruit pieces

Pineapple and apple flavor

This Xuwen pineapple cubes

Paired with sweet apple juice

It’s a perfect match

I’ve never had this before

It’s a must-have item for a relaxing time

...

It not only contains pure raw milk

but also chewable fruit pieces

Don’t look at us

Take it if you want to drink it

Okay, this is the end of our turn

Wipe your hands, friends

Now I have an impulse

I really want to wipe it on your face

What impulse? Cheng Lei

Still eating Huang Zihongfan

We have to finish

We have to finish

I really want to eat a piece of this

This is okay

Fortunately, you have such spicy noodles

It goes great with my steamed buns

These spicy strips are really good

I also want to eat the big spicy slices

Just mind me

I also want to eat the big spicy slices

You put your clothes on first

There is another person behind you

I'll help you make them

Have a taste

Delicious

Delicious

I really didn’t expect

The game is over

The spicy strip eaters don’t want to leave for a long time

So today’s three rounds of competition are over

Ruge Team won the final victory

We also congratulate Ruge Team for entering the warehouse

Face the ultimate challenge

And the Beyond Army was disbanded on the spot

Beyond the Army Disband on the spot

Go their own ways

Beyond

You have to choose one of your team members

Join the Ruge Team together

Do a warehouse challenge

Too miserable

They go to have fun

Let Di Ge go

I go often

Xin Hao rarely goes there

Then Xin Hao

Tell Xin Hao to go

You go

You go to work overtime

"Yang Di" are standing outside

Two "Yang Di" are

Then we are like a chorus

Add beyond Xin Hao

Enter the warehouse

Warehouse powerhouse

No entry for idlers

Report to the general

Finally here

There

As a joke shop

Hope of regaining important goods

You must always remember the general's order

Please sing this "General's Order" loudly and passionately

The door is open

Will you?

What song

I know there is something wrong with that

I know what the general said is not necessarily right

Six people sang in unison

I know what is wrong with right

I know whether it is right or wrong

I can tell it myself

Please be quiet

Is there such a song

Yes, haven't you heard it

Teacher Wu Kequn's

The door is open

The door is open

Why am I suddenly a little scared

It's really scary inside

Not scary

Scary is your reaction

I was shocked

I was not mentally prepared

I was super scared

It's time for Zhisheng to show you

Okay

You look at the two of them. Right

Miao Yi

It's too dark

It won't be so exciting as soon as we come

Where are we going, this way

There are so many people, so many people, I'm not afraid

It's okay

It's okay

It's okay, it's okay

I guess there is another living person

What are we going to do

I have no idea We have to come in

Look for clues

Welcome everyone, welcome, welcome

Come to the wounded camp on our front line

Whether you want to be a marshal or a general

Not only do you have to go into battle to kill the enemy

He (she) also has to save lives and heal the wounded

Care for the people

Where are the people

Me Where are my wounded

This

Where are my wounded

Sorry, I just recovered

I continue to lie down

There are two wounded people here

They are seriously injured

Life is at stake for you

Go out and look for them quickly

Okay, find someone first

I saw it over there

Right

Those two wounded people are there

We should just carry him over

These two dummies

This dummy

The dummy carried him back directly

Head Pick up his head

Brother, you are a bit too fierce

This head fell off

The head fell off

Xinhao is scarier than these two dummies now

Yes I feel

You put a light on my face

I should be the scariest one

You have two on you

It won't suddenly become alive for a while

Open the door

Turn on the light Mom

Where is the wounded

The wounded is here

Here

Not

The wounded Carry him back on a stretcher

We got it back

Where is the stretcher

Is it okay to release people first

How can you mean to save people?

Isn't there a bed?

Why do you need a stretcher?

Do you know anything about medical treatment? This family cannot live without you

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

Come everyone

Let’s start learning medical knowledge again

Okay

Group

You two go

Come sit down first

There is a situation you don’t know

We don’t talk

Sit in pairs

We are competing products

We are competing products

Let's sit alone

We can sit one seat apart

Let's sit together. I

will sit first.

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

Understand

This

is the practice bandage we will use for practice later

Your jaw is injured

OK

Your little finger and middle finger are injured

Little finger and middle finger

How does this hurt

Later you tie the little finger and middle finger

together

Marshal Zhou

I see that your left elbow is not very strong

What you say, Warrior Cheng,

This belly button

Belly button

Do I have to wrap it outside or

Of course, inside the bag

Let's see

Challenge to me

Do you want to do push-ups first

No need

Take it off, take it off quickly

Let me wrap it for you first

Expose your sleeves

Zhang Yongsheng’s words

Right ankle

Chen Yongsheng’s words

Left ear

Quickly act

Where is my left ear injured?

How to tie the left ear

You have to tie it like this

You also have to tie it like this

My chin is injured

My forehead is not injured

Complaint

My chin is injured

She wrapped it for me like this

I want to tie it

Teacher, is she disrespectful to me

Don’t make fun of the injury

I didn’t say tie them together

Very good

If your bag is lighter, it's already bruised

Come and take it off

You lower it

Isn't his belly button injured

What are you wrapping

Real or fake

I want to wrap it inside my belly button

Help is important, brother

Brother, hurry up and wrap it up, don't "die"

This home cannot live without you

Hurry, open it first

Hurry, Cheng Lei

Can you wrap it like this

OK

Help is important

Doctor, I'm dying Hurry

Hurry My belly button

Lift it up

Don't lift it up

He will choose the place where he gets hurt

Okay

Okay

We are cured

It seems that everyone has some talent in bandaging

...

Yes

Not much to say

Then our wounded

have to wait for you

Here

Like this

Two warriors

...

I'll leave the diagnosis sheet for this bed number to you

It's okay

Follow the diagnosis sheet

The patient suffered a heavy blow

The mental state is unstable

Singing

It hurts

The head needs to be completely wrapped

Remember to expose your eyes, nose and mouth

Baotou

Baotou

You come

---

The consultation sheet for bed No. 2 is missing

How do I know

Why don't you look for this

It should be on the bed

Life is important

Let's go to bed No. 3 first

For you two

Let's think of a way to deal with it together

Only Love Bow

We need to give him twenty wound wraps (tie)

Twenty wounds

Follow the prescription carefully

Don't be scary

Wait a minute

I'll check under the bed first

Sure enough

I don't see it

There is someone under the bed

Save me

What's wrong

Save me

Save me

Doctor

Pull him out Pull him out

Save me

Be careful

Save me

You don't look sick

You seem to be healthy

Teacher, why don't you save me first

I'm much sicker than them

Put me on the bed

I'll help him up first

Come

Okay

This patient is troublesome

This is comparable to today's

tug of war

What's wrong with you

What to pack for the teacher

The teacher likes

It hurts

Medicine

Medicine

I'll cut a hole for you

Nose The nose must also be exposed

Let me check the distance between the eyes

Wait a moment Eye distance

She should keep her eyes apart

You have a haircut

It’s too scary

Teacher Yang Chaoyue is too scary

Teacher

My teammates seem to have been mentally disturbed

Teacher

Teacher keeps

You press it

You press her

Teacher

Immediately

Teacher It will be fine soon

Calm down

How about I calm you down

Teacher

Medicine

Get her medicine first

People are looking for medicine

What

Only singing is medicine

Medicine

Take medicine and sing

Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Lazy Goat

Don’t look at me as just a sheep

Sheep’s intelligence is unimaginable

Not so good

Teacher, let’s sing together, you may get worse

The effect of this medicine is too bad

Come

Let me take a shot

We are

Your patient is so pitiful

Look at my consultation sheet

The patient's back is seriously injured and he cannot get up

He needs to wrap it tightly with a bandage

His armpit to the navel part

Come

I'm familiar

Aren't you familiar

Navel

Come and wrap

Taming Man

You are so smart

There is no need to do it

It has to be Marshal Zhou

It’s quite tiring to do this job

That’s it

We are finishing the last step

Teacher

We are already full

Really

He has already put on a body armor

I

Isn’t this right?

Both sides have to be covered

You have to turn him over

You can't just change this side

Leizi

Two sides

Two sides, right

Okay

Brother, you have to be like me

You are a bit like "murder"

Not saving people

You

don't even leave a vent for others

I'm sorry

I have scissors here

In fact, it looks like I just came back intact

Maybe I went abroad

The two of them

They are torturing the patient

What are you filming

"I am a singer"

No

She has to sing so that she will not be in pain

(Do not destroy) My Pure Garden

Can't move

Blowing and blowing

That's blowing and blowing

My proud indulgence

Blowing and blowing

Tears of the Ferris wheel

Three days and three nights

Midnight

Dancing non-stop

I'm looking up

Two little bees

Flying into the flowers

Find a good friend

Please

Hurry up, teacher

Keep it wrapped

This teacher is really bad

Teacher, wrapped up

Teacher

Teacher

Teacher We are ready here

Teacher, come and have a look

Let me take a look

Look

Eyes

There are eyes and a nose

Those who have noses and eyes

Those who have noses and eyes

I said

Let you work harder

This time it will be much better

This is OK

Not bad

The treatment was successful

Thank you

Everything is good

Done

That's OK

Perfect

"Splendid Moon Like a Cantabile"

"Splendid Moon Like a Cantabile"

I do this

Like this

I said "Splendid Moon Cantabile" you want to watch

Tencent Video "Splendid Moon Cantabile"

Watch

Tencent Video "Splendid Moon Cantabile"

Watch

Tencent Video "Splendid Moon Cantabile"

Watch

Tencent Video "The Golden Moon Cantabile"

Watch

Tencent Video "The Golden Moon Cantabile"

Watch

Watch

Okay

Everyone

With your unremitting efforts

our wounded

have almost recovered

I won't be with her later

Too tired

We worked too hard

Please stand first

Please stand still

You have also seen

On the battlefield

Casualties are inevitable

So I would like to ask everyone

How can we

protect ourselves on the battlefield

He has experience

I don’t

You look very experienced

I'm so injured

So cute

Good spirit

Cute

Cute

Please bandage her up in a moment

I'm going to do it

Then the others

I think we should listen to the general

Dog legs

I think

Right

I agree too

I also agree

We are a team

That's right

So later

we need to get our flag

After all, we are a team

Morale is the most important

Everyone

Let's go

Let's go

Okay

Let's go

Let's go

Let's go

It's dark again

Catch Xu Zhisheng

Which house to go to

This house

Someone is lying

No

You guys slow down

There are many scary things here

It's so scary

It's really scary

I can't see anything

I can't see either

Turn on the light

Step up

Step up

Come and sing

We won't be afraid when we sing

Step up

Decorate with lanterns Step up

Step up

Step up

Behind

It's okay

It's you again

I saw

Teacher

The military advisor is here

Military advisor

Okay

Welcome everyone

Come to us today

The final place of competition

It's the end

In this room

We will find the "Marshal's Flag" later

and place it on our golden base

Okay

That will prove that you are indeed

A capable and responsible leader of the king

Then start looking for the flag

This is the flag

There is still one more flag left

This should be a stick

I think

Really?

No

This doesn't have that twist

No

This doesn't

There must be something in here

He wants us to hoe, right

What is this

We need to dig it out

Look

Earthworms

Snakes

How can this be done

Where can I find it

There must be something there

Right here

Pick a hoe

There are quite a lot of bugs

No

Where is this

This is too long

This is wrong

I dismantled all this

So tired

Is there really anything in this

Is there anything in that cabinet

You can try opening it

I won't open it

Come and let's go together

I'll open it for you to see

You open it

It seems there is no one

Where can such a big flag be hidden

Is it really here

This

Is this

You are so smart Zhou Ye

This is well hidden

Yes

So obvious

What is it?

Flag

That means you have found it?

I said

If you think you have found it,

you can try it by inserting it on the gold base

It is so powerful and beyond

Is it this

This is it

What's wrong

What's wrong

You still take me in

Don't leave

It's inside

Open it and take a look

It seems

this flag is not the correct one

Quickly continue to search

No

Itchy

Itchy

Who is locked in

Sister Beyond

Why are you smiling so happily

Help

This feeling

No one seems to care

Just let her be inside

Let's go

Don't come to save me

Don't come to save you

No one wants to save you

There is no place to look for

Is there really one here

No

Is it high up

Is there Brother Lei up here

Take a look

Go up and take a look

There is nothing on this

Where can it be

Where can this be

Don't come and save me

Where can I put this

This

Peel it open, right

Really

Is it here

Take the sword

Chair Come

Okay

Come

Go and pick it

I'll step on it

Then I'll support you

Then I won't collapse if I step on it

Okay

Is she

She

No

Has she evolved

So hot

She has "mutated"

She has "mutated"

Is that okay

Slow down

Yes

Yes It should be

But it's so obvious

I don't think it's right

Let's see if

is

Is it "Song of the Golden Moon"

The same

The same

That shouldn't be

You try

Put

This is a trap

No

Who are you looking for

No

Who is looking for it?

Can I not go in?

It’s too scary

Who is this

What is this going to do

Who are you looking for

Why are you coming to catch me

You two go in together

Be careful

Is it okay

It's okay

It scared me to death

Two people went in, let's

Can we save it

Why don't we go

Why is he grabbing me

He doesn't want us to run

I won't run

Don't catch me, teacher

If he does

does that mean

we can run away if we can

Yes

How did we escape

It's so difficult

Didn't you say they were eager to

put the answer on their faces? Beyond

Zhi Sheng Is it just for the sake of longer time

Hidden

I told the show crew

I said don't end it so soon

It can't be you

Plug me in

Where can I find it

Pour out the sand

I put it at an angle

Slant it

Fish it out

So deep

There are also bugs

This doesn't look like there are some

Is there one

Found it

Is there one

This is right

This should be right

This one is hidden deep enough

The color is different

This is it

This is wrong and really "perverted"

That's right

It's wrong again

Why do you have to arrest me

Arrest him

If you find the wrong flag

You should be responsible for yourself

He inserted it

This is not what I'm looking for

It's me

This is what he's looking for

It's me

Is it you

Then go in together

Save me

Where else can I be

Yes, where else can I be

Neither is right

There is no place

So strange

Why

I’ve tried it here, right

I’ve tried it

Stop interfering

Where is it

Inside

Real or fake

We just looked inside

There is nothing

Found it

Where are you looking for

It's here

I just looked it up

That's it

Quickly plug in

Come on

This is real

Weeks

Really

Yes

This is it

Congratulations to the Marshal

and congratulations to all the warriors

Then we only have the last step before the expedition

Departure Ceremony

Departure Ceremony

Everyone, set off

Coronation

Marshal, take this opportunity

You may wish to first bring your Marshal's Cloak

and your Marshal's Crown

Tie it on for me

Quickly

This is not that or something

Monkey King

Right

Good-looking

Beyond you too

You have two braids

I am the true general

You are Nezha

Marshal

I think there is still something missing

Still lacking

by your side A horse

Why do I want to be a horse? This is

A horse

Is it really me

That of course is decided by the marshal

Marshal

Of course it's you

Of course it's you

Okay

This is the reins

I need to hold the reins

Zhi Sheng

I'm not

This is awesome

Leizi, hurry up

The war horse returns quickly

So handsome

So handsome

So cute

Really handsome, Brother Lei

From now on, this will be your outfit for today

After work, go to the airport like this

So handsome

Fix your hair

A BMW

Queen please

Immediately

Transcendence never forgets

Tie this horse

Tie transcendence

One horse is not enough

That is the horse

I am a cow horse

Marshal

Please take your seat

Look here one two

Good match

Marshal

You may wish to express your oath of expedition

Oath of expedition

Everyone remember to go see

Come Miaoyi, you come too

Come

I said "The Golden Moon Cantabile" you said

"The Golden Moon Cantabile"

Watch

Okay Then please go out

Let's go

In fact, I can carry you up

Don't carry it

You can carry it later, he won't let me go soon

Are you ready

You say go

321 Let's go

General Feihong comes to see

The role of He Yan

Although she has made great achievements in battle

, she was tragically framed

But fortunately, someone chose to believe her

He Yan

No matter how many twists and turns lie ahead

I will believe in you

I will take back everything that belongs to me

There is a hidden weapon

This

We are the famous robbers of Xiaoshan

Your female general has courage and resilience

We have seen the continuous strength of women

...

It is really extraordinary

Where are the Yezhou guards

In

we will return all the goods

We will not do it again next time

Thank you all for helping the canteen to survive the crisis

Special thanks also to

for the arrival of the crew of "Jin Yue Ru Ge"

I hope everyone will pay more attention to

Tencent Video "Jin Yue Ru Cantabile"

That's it for this episode

See you next time

Goodbye

Welcome everyone to our laugh dance party

Hello everyone, I am Hu Xianxu

Hello everyone, I am Su Xiaotong

Welcome to Youku "True Fire Detective Liu Hengshun"

Friends from the crew

What Where

We are very atmospheric Youku

It feels so good

Everyone has formed a dance partner in pairs

Today in our dance

What will happen again?

Four guns, four guns,

No more acting. Four guns, four guns.

Don't underestimate our bond

Stop

Wind instrument, come on

Come on

"Fuck" her

Come on

It's so exciting

Play that animal first

In

It's really this

How do you know, brother

Give me a question, right?

Shady story, pure shady story

Now

the suspicion of "stealing the question" has intensified

I can only say that Di Ge won disgracefully

We shine

Everyone can use reasoning

Try to find that

dance partner who can avoid punishment

I want to exchange dance partners

Liu Hengshun paid by mistake after all

You should go out

Where to go

We have to change people now

Let’s use the punishment prop

That

[Chinese]

在江湖之中

有著見笑小賣部

這麼一個地方

他們過著無憂無慮

自在逍遙的日子

自在逍遙的日子

小賣部

幹啥

整什麼

新朋友

在“偷”東西呢

“偷”東西的

鑫昊

迪哥 算賬

對 看一下營業額

好

完全沒賺錢

小賣部最近都

怎麼了

什麼東西

欣欣向榮的時候給我整這個

見笑小賣部一批重要貨物

在運輸路上被笑山的劫匪們

搶奪

正在被歹人瓜分

請見笑小賣部抓緊時間

緊急備戰

挑出最勇猛善戰的元帥

帶領最精悍的隊伍出征

奪回重要貨物

帥

這就是我們的元帥 是不是

不對

這兩位元帥身邊

這是個什麼東西

小旋風

大王叫我來巡山

本節目由果真有實“粒”的

蒙牛真果粒獨家冠名播出

大家好

我是李誕

歡迎大家來到我們的

見笑小賣部

歡迎大家

我們小賣部真的是一波三折

剛才也看到了

小賣部收到了一封

非常讓人

感到扎嘴的密信

有人劫走了我們的

小賣部的貨物

不過還好我們小賣部

今天有一些精兵強將

騰訊視頻《錦月如歌》的援軍

歡迎

歡迎

那個給大家自我介紹一下

大家好

我是周也

這就是

這個就是周也嗎

徐志勝 這個就是周也嗎

徐志勝

周也沒來之前

天天聽人唸叨你的名字

你知道嗎

我

是嗎

我們都覺得害怕了

沒必要

那磊子要不然你跟他換一下

不合適

先聽一下週也劇中角色好不好

好

我在劇中飾演禾晏

大家好

歡迎周也

好好聽的名字

是周也還是禾晏

大家好

我是那個 志勝

我站在了周也的旁邊

大家好

我是丞磊

我在劇中飾演肖珏

歡迎

大家好 我是張淼怡

在劇中飾演宋陶陶

歡迎 歡迎淼怡

好 我們最近也瞭解到

騰訊視頻《錦月如歌》這部劇

聽說這個有吻戲

你對我說幹什麼

這個是徐志勝聽說的

他說吻戲很多

對 我聽說

他不想聽

那這個問題你來問 志勝

我聽說是有吻戲是嗎

你這咬牙切齒的 怎麼還

當時還臉紅了

不好意思

是 有

說說

但是臉紅這個事

我還不記得是誰

是你

是我

但我很容易臉紅 對

你現在好像都有

快要紅溫了

我很容易紅溫

對

人家是要臉的人

就不跟某些人一樣

對不對

但他今天好嬌羞

我沒見過他這麼嬌羞

他真的是很奇怪今天

我在這 我都感覺這邊熱

這邊

我們還聽說有一場戲

好多聽說

你好多聽說

我們到底從哪裡聽說的

你都聽誰說的

都是他

你直接問

對 都是我打聽

對 你問

來

你聽說什麼了 志勝

我聽說還有一場戲

劇裡原來沒有的

現場突然增加了吻戲

有嗎

這是怎麼回事

我想聽聽

當時是為何增加了一場

因為那是大結局的戲

然後導演就說想要一些東西

能夠打住點

因為是我們兩個人

要一起去遠方

但那一場拍得還挺美的

有馬蹄濺起的水在月光下

然後我們兩個人騎著馬

然後在馬上 月下吻

有水花濺著

我不想聽

我覺得這個可以演繹一下嗎

志勝當那個馬

你別濺起淚花了 到時候

那要麼我們視頻先看看

徐志勝找找感覺

你一會有那個角色了

你看一下那個馬的戲

你挑一匹

剛才那個馬頭就是志勝

借哥哥靠靠

好 沒事

我們不看

神仙眷侶

真的

志勝 難不難受

志勝想當哪匹馬

你左馬還是右馬

我想當那個天下第一的月亮

那麼亮

行

一會你就當月亮站在旁邊

站在旁邊

好的

我們請兩位主演

幫我們復刻一下這個經典場面

我們變成一個可愛版

可愛版本

周也在右邊

那月亮在哪邊

月亮在上面

你吊威亞上去

他們兩個接吻的那一刻剪影

月亮是正好在正中間

它有些倒影的感覺

你就在這就好了

待會 我們正好卡志勝的臉

卡月（亮）

就在這 對

你看那個圓盤

倒影 對

好 來

我們有請二位主演

聽聞京郊翠望山的月色

天下第一

今天可要好好看看

天下第一

不見得

看來天下第一的月亮吃醋了

起嗎

還沒有

小心 被人盯上了

月亮

天下第一的月亮

是你的

我要暗算他倆 我就

人家都大結局了

遭了你的暗算

接下來

依然是本季最強互動環節

觀眾負責許願

真果粒花果奶昔負責幸運傳遞

花香遇果粒

一瓶小確幸

喝到的是果粒

抽中的是歐氣

請迎接粉絲們

超有實“粒”的愛

給你一個

我們把心願帶回去

我們先看一下第一個心願

是你們承諾的這個事情

對

我們兩個共同立一個目標

就是破一百的話

你唱歌給大家

我可以唱

說實話 我可以唱

但是你也得做點什麼吧

你唱我鼓掌

我記得是你唱你跳

我鼓掌

不是 就這樣（一起）

不 是我鼓掌

不是 就這樣

不是

那人周也不想唱

你唱

跟你有什麼關係

你離遠一點 你真的很危險

那不如我們邀請志勝一起

那不如我們邀請志勝一起

不是

人秋雅結婚

你在這又唱又跳的

莫名其妙的

真的很奇怪

我控制他

投入一跳就行了

打個拳

一百萬福利

我們要熱情

把腦袋甩起來

沒必要兩個人都搭肩

有

你們在模仿

地球與太陽之間的公轉關係

是嗎

謝謝

這麼刺激嗎

不能用手的話

意思就是

怎麼意思

這樣

它是說的周也不用手

我用手

是這個意思吧

這麼小

可以用嘴

幹嘛

你瞪我幹嘛

把志勝攔住

來

沒事 哥哥

別看 沒事

志勝 別看

我不吃

現在在我這裡 它

最後一個願望卡

雙人互動

就是兩個人比成一個心

不是兩個人兩顆心

淼怡也一起來比心

挺默契

還有什麼心

沒有什麼心了吧

太棒了

沒有一個心是完整的

三個人的心太複雜了

太複雜了

好的 那我們感謝真果粒

相信許願的觀眾們已經都很滿意了

迴歸正題

又是他

你們太讓我失望了

他每次都失望

我們是幹啥了

是他們比心太糟糕了嗎

讓不讓我繼續說了

幾天不見

竟然把貨都給我丟了

你們之間竟然有如此天賦異稟

身懷絕技之人

一位是

騰訊視頻《錦月如歌》的大女主周也

一位是我們小賣部的大女主

楊超越

我直接任命你為將軍

你們倆說說想要成為大將軍

必須具備的特質是什麼

我覺得是

作為將軍要有運籌帷幄的謀略

統領千軍的領導能力

果敢堅毅的魄力

這段是什麼時候練的

來了一段京劇

那周也作為將軍

那必然得像我劇中飾演的

女將軍一樣

要有執劍護山河的不屈信念

更要有不為小人

懲奸除惡的勇氣

硬氣點

沒有這些嗎

沒有這些手勢嗎

最重要的是

要獨立自強做自己

當我們成為自己的時候

每個人都是女將軍

連我們都是女將軍

我們也能當女將軍

你有福了

那兩位將軍已經選定了

以周將軍為首的

《錦月如歌》隊已經有兩位勇士了

以楊將軍為首的笑能團

有四位勇士

所以我們為了維持一下平衡

楊將軍這邊有沒有什麼人

看看

就是特別勉為其難的

特別不情不願的

想去周將軍這個陣營的

那我

你稍微

我

那我們兩隊陣容已經確定

接下來給隊伍取個名字

把你加進去

錦月如勝

錦月如勝

真敢說

錦月如勝

您才是女將軍

沒事

既然已經這樣了

我們就叫錦月如勝

別

別

那我們就簡單一點

如歌隊

如歌隊可以

那我們

就叫

超越大軍

團結一心

太詭異了

我好慶幸來了這邊

非常不狠

我好怕下一次春晚請我們去

好怕

別怕

這是好事

你說什麼

然後機器人下班了

我們

非常殘破的環節

沒關係

我們馬上開始今天的對決

接下來會進行三輪出征大作戰

最終將軍令排名第一的隊伍

將軍成為見笑大元帥

可帶領全員進入倉庫

排名第二的隊伍就地解散

將軍和隊內一名勇士

併入大元帥麾下

一同進入倉庫

我們第一輪的遊戲環節

收集情報

遊戲共兩輪

每輪兩隊各派兩個畫手

共四個畫手進行繪畫

你收到了一個要畫的題面之後

要根據你所在的區域

畫出你認為的

這部分正確的圖像

最終拼湊起來

由觀察的隊員們進行搶答

搶答正確的即可積一分

明白了

這麼回事

請兩隊各自派出兩人蔘與繪畫

誰畫

咱倆

咱倆畫

我們倆

你倆加油

行 放心

好好猜

先誰畫

先我們倆

那我倆畫

好

你們就猛猛猜

沒問題 我們猜一絕

一絕

如歌隊是誰來畫

我和磊子

我們叫如歌隊

不叫胡歌隊

我說的如歌你耳朵是怎麼了

你今天狀態不對

是吧

你的心不在這兒

一直不在你們這

在哪兒

好了 畫畫

居然不接話徐志勝

顯得我們步步逼問

太過分了你們

你太過分了

大家要記住自己是哪個區域

你們看一眼那個一二三四的分區

再確定一下

我是三

對

給大家看一下第一題的題面

四位畫手

看到了嗎

看到了

周也 看到了

看到了

我們倒計時開始

只有十秒

作畫結束

收了

是搶答嗎

機

機器人

貼 畫都沒貼

你只看周也的是嗎

我們也在玩

玩你們的

這是二是誰 這

畫得還挺統一的

果然只有一個人

跟他們沒有默契

如歌 《錦月如歌》

不對 快答

什麼

那個

兵馬俑

回答正確

淼怡 有默契

你們還是有默契的

誰畫的二號給我出來

那個 因為我有點傻

我一開始畫在這兒了

我用了八秒在這畫了一個

然後擦掉來不及了

這跟兵馬俑有什麼關係

他那個衣服就很像

對 衣服畫得好

都不說幾個如歌的劇宣

這個太像將軍了

讓你們一分

現在不讓了

淼怡可以

下一道題感覺是送分題

來

《蒙娜麗莎》

《錦月如歌》

好

看到了嗎

來 三二一 開始

畫這個只需兩秒

兩秒

楊超越

楊超越 我真服了

這是什麼

是個人

睡衣

李誕

誰

誰

能不能讓我們拼完

不是 我們都沒看見

我看見了不好意思

我看見了不好意思

其實看任何人的一幅畫

都能猜出來

對

這個送分題送成這樣

楊超越 居然能把它畫成這樣

很對

對 你這個衣服

這個直接去了 蝦系男友

好

我們先來看一下

下一個題的題面

什麼

我知道了

好 三二一 開始

好不接近

磊子你很關鍵

你真的很關鍵

我跟迪哥接上了

這什麼

奧特曼

孫悟空

外星人

不對

猛猛猜

我看一下 他們在畫一個

驚恐

雖然不對

靠邊了

驚恐是啥

驚嚇

那個

害怕

驚聲尖叫

又有點

土撥鼠

土撥鼠

恐怖片

沒有這麼抽象

是一個很具體的

存在在這個世界上的東西

貞子

貞子在哪 在你家

想想驚恐

驚恐

它是實在的

因為我們就是根據

它本來那個面目畫的

根據它本來的面目

徐志勝

我覺得這個畫三號

可以先不看了

我覺得這個四號是重要提示

周也畫的

這個是重要提示

對 它是一個

決定了它是個什麼東西

它是個範圍

這其實畫得很明顯

磊子這個一號畫的太明顯了

你們自己做一下那個動作

我們這個環節是幹嘛

是畫畫對不對

畫畫

畫畫

你“瘋”了

你怎麼了你今天到底是

我直接餵你嘴裡好不好

還畫畫

那個表情

對 《吶喊》

好

終於在反覆地提示下

黃子弘凡答對了

《吶喊》

你們畫魯迅先生 我就猜出來了

學雜了你有點

徐志勝你畫一個

魯迅先生的

來 我看看

你畫一個

而且只給你十秒

好

你們可以挑選

自己喜歡的區域

我挑個頭

來 四位朋友

請看題面

好 都看到了

消化一下

怎麼大家的嘴角都在微笑

是個人嗎

來 三二一 開始

一號記得畫一號的那個畫

一號可能不知道自己是一號

迪哥畫得好認真

好

咋了

記錯了

你是三號

三號又畫一號位

我把自己記成一號了

這個有點難度

帶個斗篷這個人

其實也可以只選一幅看

《蒙娜麗莎的微笑》

真有這道題

真有這道題

早在畫完《吶喊》的時候

我就猜到《蒙娜麗莎的微笑》

更像“偷”到題了

更像“偷”的題了

背錯答案了 哥哥

迪哥給我的

好 我們第一輪如歌隊積兩分

超越隊積兩分

好

我們開始 換人

我們開始 換人

迪哥要猜題了

遊戲結束

我還是要等你們貼好以後再猜

不像黃子弘凡 猜李誕那題

對 我就是不小心看到了一點

你翻過來一下

馬上就能知道

來 看一眼 朋友們

看到了

這個題該說不說

有難度是嗎

你們知道這個東西長什麼樣嗎

多抽象

好 三二一 開始

好

完美

這個

自信

我就說你畫這麼快

哥們

我就說你畫得這麼快

你真的是

太快了

我相信在這裡面絕對有人

完全不知道

這個東西長什麼樣的

好 你們沒人知道它長什麼樣

這是什麼

畫完了嗎

大家回到座位

等一下 一號是誰畫的

出來一下

你是這個

花錢是嗎 這個紙

不是

你們如果瞭解這個動物

它就該這麼畫

來 三二一 開始搶答

蜜蜂

我看不見

不對

來 別擋 不對

蜂鳥

蜂鳥

回答正確

牛

這怎麼看出來的

因為它有一個屁股

不是 我想問一下三號

你們家的蜂鳥是

養雞場養出來的嗎

三號是誰

鑫昊

不是 先要放放大鏡

不然怕你們看不見

它放大了應該也不是這樣子

好的

來 朋友們準備第二輪

咱們不管能不能猜出來

先舉牌

先舉牌

我們下一個題面

好 三二一 開始

鑫昊又畫完了

他一畫完我就害怕

不是 確實挺像的

跟上一幅簡直是一模一樣

鑫昊

這個沒有變化

還有兩個天才

我剛剛都沒有注意

這怎麼還有兩個天才

這是什麼

就沒有想到

這三個已經如此的天才

還有第四個天才

來你們先 給你們先猜一個

這又像豬又像雞

怎麼有豬尾巴

對 跟豬應該有關係

我們每個人考慮的東西不一樣

烤乳豬

你雖然猜錯了

但我真的不怪你

我很想說你猜對了

野豬

不對

不是野豬

朋友們

你們難以置信

跟豬一點關係都沒有

那我問一下四號豬尾巴

是哪位仁兄

那不是豬

那個 獅子

獅子是對的

獅子是對的

獅子對了

什麼 辛巴

因為有人臉也有獅臉

那個四是誰畫的

我畫的

不是我記得獅子的尾巴

好像是那樣

不是嗎

不是 它不是一個石像嗎

應該坐下來

我是 我是這樣子的

獅子的尾巴是直的

主要是連亂答都沒想法

對

主要 太抽象了

他們四個太絕了

鑫昊你不用擦了

應該又是個軀幹

我看要不要擦

鑫昊先別擦 彆著急

來 我們看一下

我不急 我看一下

來 朋友們

都看到了

好的 開始

鑫昊又停筆了

只用了兩秒

非常好猜

這個真的我 這個

真沒有想到這四個人能集到一起

我覺得三號板可以不貼

鑫昊何必每次擦掉又再畫上去

最可氣的是 他還真的擦過

他把後腿擦掉了

有自己的藝術風格了已經

只畫這一種

只畫大小

但是確實很對

你不可否認

有點對了

三頭六臂 哪吒或者三頭六臂

來

三頭六臂

哪吒

太快了

其實這個畫的是三頭三臂

但 因為有陳鑫昊在 所以

有人不畫那三臂

你畫的是腿

對 就是腿

不是臂

對

很嚴謹

你畫的是太乙真人的身體

不是 還沒雕刻前嗎

要不給他換個一號板

看一下怎麼畫

給鑫昊換個板

板換一下

好

給他換一個上半身的

我嘗試一下

這個下半身創意枯竭了已經

腳長頭上一會兒

都是什麼天才

這都什麼東西

那個鑫昊那是上半身嗎

是

完了 這很明顯了

已經不能再提示了

跟雞又有關係

跟雞又有關係

小雞啄米試試

沒有米

下面那個

偷雞不成蝕把米是嗎

不對

機器人 雞在氣那個人

投機取巧

投機取巧

不對

聞雞起舞

你幹嘛去了

你在幹嘛

我溜達溜達

丞磊剛剛他親了你一口是嗎

對

我都 我都臉紅了

對 你剛乾嘛去了

你好嚇人

你幹嘛去了

快

聞雞起舞

你的良心不痛嗎

不是

你的良心不痛嗎

我只能說丞磊的聽力不錯

好棒

好

徐志勝 這什麼東西

不是 人躺著起來了

人躺著起來了

請用麥說

我要讓觀眾都聽到這句話

就聞雞起舞 反正是起

躺著

起

躺 起

太好了

這甲骨文 就多年以後挖出來

這真沒人破譯得了

好的

那我們這一輪就結束了

經過本輪比拼

兩隊打平

所以兩隊都可以獲得兩個將軍令

接下來我們進入

第二輪的出征大作戰

每隊各派兩人出戰

一人在和對方拔河的同時

向終點運送物品

另一人在終點

接收隊友運送的物品

限時內運送物品

數量多的隊伍獲勝

兩人均只能用嘴運送和接收

用嘴巴叼

只能用嘴

他們嗑糖

我們在這整什麼

對

你就知足吧

我來 你嚇不嚇人

兩位朋友握個手

咱們一會就要開始

三

二

一

開始

這是我們兩個體力擔當

用嘴

對

丞磊

丞磊

丞磊

丞磊鞋已經脫了

這 這個

超越 上

上嘴 超越

超越上嘴

超越上嘴

楊超越要咬人 楊超越

你好緊張 超越

沒玩過這個

這邊這一組很餓的感覺

怎麼運了一雙筷子過來

楊超越這是咬斷了

你們兩個幹什麼

吃上了

弟弟

磊哥來劇宣的 弟弟

磊哥來劇宣的

快叼 沒事

快叼

沒事

因為你叼的時候他就可以運

你們倆是一個交錯

尊重遊戲

人家這邊很快

磊哥可以

一朵

可以了

而且人家怎麼吃得那麼幹淨

你看看你們這地上

埋汰

我們這漏

我們從小吃飯就漏

差點伸到我們嘴裡了已經

我們不吃了

我們不吃了 我們飽了

那邊感覺歲月靜好

那邊在送糖

這邊在磕頭

一個叼一個磕

三

二

一

時間到

緩一緩 太累了

挺累的

挺酸的

關鍵是兩個風格

這邊就是力量美好的那種展現

這邊是

花沒了

然後送到嘴裡只剩一雙筷子

這邊我的視野看到的

它就兩個

一個是叼

一個是跪

楊超越還是那種

那這邊是九朵

這邊是七朵

暫時領先兩朵

恭喜

這個畫風真的我都不敢想

下一隊會是誰和誰

我也 我看到了楊超越

下一輪

楊迪接楊超越送

下一輪

周也接淼怡拔河

你覺得這一輪嚇人

還是上 我們接下來這輪嚇人

你這個跟有點高

你要不還是光腳

你用裡面的襪子

其實你用裡面的襪子

這個容易崴腳

這個高跟

穿上

徐志勝

穿上

徐志勝你小心

徐志勝已經不是綜藝效果了

就是純攻擊你

好的

兩位準備好了嗎

三

二

一

開始

楊超越

楊超越

牛的勁

這臉都紅了

楊超越

楊超越

我們這個贏了也是對對手的尊重

使出全力

一定要拼盡全力

淼怡

淼怡

人家是來劇宣的楊超越

我知道你現在很絕望 淼怡

楊超越太厲害了

優秀

楊超越紋絲不動

結束

她太誇張了

對手確實有點強

單獨給楊超越一點掌聲

太厲害了

太厲害了

然後我們來採訪一下淼怡的感受

真的太無力了

一股無形的力量

她一直覺得我們這邊

是不是真的換成牛了

還是楊超越在這邊嗎

好厲害

我剛剛都在想

我跟楊超越拉

都不一定能拉得過

兩隊數一下

有多少隻

我們六隻

我五個

周也 五隻

好的

那麼我們現在超越隊暫時領先

下一輪要運送的人

是勝子和黃子弘凡

兩隊 再分別選一位

志勝可以選人

會選誰

好難猜

這個反正是看

徐志勝自己的心思了

要真心做選擇

真心做選擇

丞磊

不是 下一把可能是飛鏢

我直接

下一輪換東西了

把你們山東的大蔥都拿上來了

大蔥

那我們這邊選擇黃子弘凡

其實你可以選我

因為下一趴反正是我倆挨著坐

對

你別“害”別人了

來 大蔥兄弟坐

好的

那我們上第三輪的道具

丞磊

這個你不用進倉庫

就已經體驗到驚嚇的環節了

今天 我們提前了

黃子弘凡也別太輕敵

他很有勁

我讓他慢點

我哪敢輕敵

我跟你說

我小時候 我家的牛

都休息

我拉

這真牛

好了

三

二

一

開始

加油 志勝

黃子弘凡好像

你還真不如他

好厲害

我小時候 我家的牛都休息

我拉

加油

你跪一下

好厲害

好優秀

黃子弘凡好像確實有勁一些

這臉都紅了

轉身 用手拉他

黃子弘凡現在

全力阻止徐志勝的前進

加油 志勝

用腳底 別用腳背

對

他腳底有那個

墊子

空間扭曲了

空間已經發生

徐志勝要到墊子下面去了

把墊子給他打開

讓他進去

徐志勝

徐志勝被吃了

徐志勝你要去哪兒

徐志勝

徐志勝現在只剩半截身體了

黃子弘凡也超過我了

他幹啥去了

你怎麼在那兒

你有為誰拼過命嗎

你有為誰拼過命嗎

加油

加油 志勝

從“地獄”回來的男人

蔥呢

我們的蔥

我們的蔥

好了

本輪結束

你自己找個地洞鑽下去

黃子弘凡

醒了

為了《錦月如歌》

那我們這一組 如歌隊領先

我們看一下三輪下來

如歌隊共運送物品十七個

超越隊運送物品十四個

如歌隊終於獲得了本輪的勝利

獲得三個將軍令

失敗隊獲得兩個

我們第一次沒有打平

可以

那麼我們馬上進入

第三輪大作戰

我們第三輪出征大作戰

是我們小賣部的保留環節

擠“黑頭”

這個遊戲的名字都變了是嗎

淼怡還不知道這個事的出處

他 就是徐志勝待會從那個帽衫

冒頭那一刻你別被嚇到

淼怡你的頭來了

整顆冒出來

好的

把胳膊也套進去

其他的朋友們都是按這樣的

把衣服穿上就好了

咱們一塊看迪哥

我們這件的距離有點過近

不知道為什麼

這件怎麼這麼近

你看我們兩個回頭的瞬間

太近了有點

離我近點

太遠了

我真的發現淼怡

真的是一個很善良的人

淼怡一直說你離近點 太遠了

你是我在這個節目中

遇到為數不多的善意

這邊

你看人家多照顧人

髮型一點都不亂

我的髮型也沒亂

我的丸子都快掉了

好 各位都穿好了

我們的規則先說一下

兩人一組

身穿同心協力作戰服

參與會議

每一組

在旁邊都會有不同的口糧

過程中我只要一回頭

你們就停

率先吃完的小組所在隊伍

獲勝

等我一轉過去就可以了

諸位將士

可以開始了

今日召集大家是為明日之戰

這啥

這咋吃

你拿下邊那個

吃這個嗎

敗則小賣部物資全

吃這個

行了 行

怎麼兩個饅頭分不過來嗎

不是 那個更嚇人

你去看看

我看一下

那是什麼

不是 你們看一下這個

有點過分了

徐志勝和淼怡吃一個這個

我們對嘉賓也太不友好了

這是個凍梨是嗎 弟弟

好的

這邊開始了嗎

這哪裡來的辣條被子

我們兩個可能要在這吃一輩子

只要他看不見 我們就可以吃

這邊已經開始了

好 很機靈

反正我看不到的時候

我也不知道

大家隨意

這是什麼東西

只有我們擁有絕對的士氣

才能一擊必中

一擊必中

你給我說一下你的思想過程

因為我沒法這麼啃

我想把它掰開了啃

行 我現在就算不計時

你掰一下我看看

對不起 我直接啃

迪哥 好乾

這邊一個人是紙

一個人是墨

搞創作

他們導演組還準備了檸檬

讓我懲罰你們

我們已經得到應有的懲罰了

說實話真的幹

因為我不知道這個什麼墨魚粉

然後配了六坨餈粑

實打實的那種餈粑

迪哥 你看過《西遊記》那個

吃麵山的狗和吃米山的雞嗎

吃不完

大家自己想辦法

此戰反正是關係重大

好吃嗎

好 這麼大一個

你吃一點

兵力如何

就這麼巧嗎

你們的分工

周也還有嘴 可以說一下

是你餵他 他餵你

這個

他剝這個

他還在扒

真的 你還真扒開了

真講究

之前參與的人都是直接吞進去

你可以動嘴

他也動不了嘴

他一直在很辛苦的

把那個蛋糕嘬住

你要不要來啃蘿蔔

我不要啃蘿蔔

你試試

我不吃蘿蔔

我不知道為什麼

這個蘿蔔這麼辣

特別辣

你需要檸檬中和一下嗎

我不

好 那大家繼續

有一些朋友實在完成不了的話

借給我們點辣條 我們就饅頭

借給你們點辣條

借我們點辣條

我們去扒一下饅頭

這個辣條太好吃了

快點

我想喝點飲料 有點幹

你喝飲料是不可能的

這什麼意思

我們

他們吃上了 他們

我們想配個饅頭

吃饅頭太乾了

他換菜 他違規

你狠狠地懲罰他

我懲罰不了他

我覺得現在給他個檸檬

都算這裡最好吃的

你知道吧

將將好

我懲罰不到他

求你給我一片檸檬

這檸檬感覺放誰桌上

都是搶手的東西

也給我來一片

我也來一個

都崩潰了

說加罰的東西特別搶手

這個檸檬好多汁

好好喝

我看看這邊怎麼了

人家這邊一個蛋糕都吃完了

好厲害

我覺得到這裡可以了 朋友們

大家可以互相看一下

我覺得他們隊

確實應該是獲勝的

馬上吃完

手裡還有

你這麼堅持

我們還有希望

我們真的還可以

我們也有希望

還有希望

好 那繼續

真果粒 花香遇果粒

一瓶小確幸

真實花香 滿滿果粒

快吃

我真的不知道

迪哥是怎麼想的

本來黃子弘凡

你要恨就恨他一個人

好不好

我們有希望嗎

行

我也不知道叮囑個你們什麼

但是我的這些叮囑

在你們忘記之前

請一定要記住

請一定要記住

結束了

好 這邊成功了

好吧 迪哥

算了

確實 我們沒有一樣吃得完

好 獲勝的隊伍是如歌隊

節目組對我們還是很友善的

對

來 商務組 我想錄商務

我想喝奶

給我們都發點喝的

今天有桑葚和火龍果的搭配

我上次吃過這個

神級搭配

應該難以忘懷吧

妹妹

妹妹 你怎麼了

我嘗一口

水果搭配還得看真果粒

菠蘿蘋果味

這個徐聞菠蘿粒

搭配清甜蘋果汁

真的是絕配

這個我還真沒喝過

簡直是休閒愜意時光的

必備單品

不僅添加了純正的生牛乳

還有嚼得到的果粒

你們別看我們了

想喝自己拿

好 我們這一輪到此結束

擦擦手 朋友們

現在有一種衝動

很想抹你的臉上

什麼衝動 丞磊

還在吃 黃子弘凡

我們要吃完

要吃完

這個我是真想吃一片

這個還可以

幸虧有你們這個辣條

配我這個饅頭可絕了

這個辣條真不錯

我也想吃那個大辣片

管管我

我也想吃大辣片

你先把衣服

後邊還有一人

我幫你弄

嘗一嘗

好吃的

好吃

我真沒想到

遊戲已經結束

吃辣條的久久不願散去

那麼今天三輪比拼結束

如歌隊獲得了最後的勝利

我們也恭喜如歌隊要進入倉庫

直面終極挑戰

而超越大軍 就地解散

超越大軍 就地解散

各走各的

超越

你要選擇一個你的隊員

一起加入如歌隊

進行倉庫挑戰

太慘了

他們去玩玩

讓迪哥去

我常去

鑫昊去的少

那鑫昊

叫鑫昊去

你去

你去加班

“楊迪們”就在外面站著

兩個“楊迪”在

那麼我們就如歌隊

加超越 鑫昊

進入倉庫

倉庫重地

閒人免進

報告將軍

終於來了

那兒

你們作為見笑小賣部

奪回重要貨物的希望

必須時刻謹記將軍的命令

請大聲激情地唱出這首《將軍令》

大門開啟

會嗎

什麼歌

我知道對有什麼不對

我知道將軍說的話不一定對

六人齊聲大唱

我知道對有什麼不對

我知道對或錯

我自己能分辨

請你安靜點

這是有這麼歌嗎

有 你沒聽過嗎

吳克群老師的

開門了

開門了

我怎麼突然有點怕了

裡邊真的很嚇人

不可怕

可怕是你們的反應

我嚇一跳

我沒有這個心理準備

我超級怕

志勝展現你的時候到了

好

你看著點她們兩位 對

淼怡

太黑了

不會一來就這麼刺激

我們往哪走 往這裡邊

好多人 那麼多人 我不怕

沒事

這還行

這還行 這沒啥

我猜又有活人

我們要幹嘛

我完全不知道 我們要進來

找線索

歡迎各位 歡迎歡迎

來到我們前線的傷兵營

無論是想當元帥還是將軍

不僅得上陣殺敵

他(她)還得救死扶傷

關懷百姓

人呢

我 我傷員呢

這

我傷員哪去了

對不起 我剛痊癒了

我繼續躺著

有兩個傷員原本在這

他們傷勢很重的

人命關天你們

你們趕緊出去找找

好 先找人

在那 我看到了

是吧 對

那倆傷員在那

咱把他抬過來應該就行

這倆假人

這假人

假人直接扛著他回去

頭 把他頭撿起來

弟弟 你有點太猛了

這頭掉了

頭掉了

鑫昊現在比這兩個假人還嚇人

對 我感覺

你給我臉上打個燈

我應該是最嚇人的

你身上兩個

不會突然變活一會

開門

開燈 媽媽

傷員呢

傷員在這

在這

不是

傷員 擔架把他抬回來

我們拿回來了

擔架呢

先把人放這行嗎

你們這哪有救人的意思

這不是有床嗎

你還要擔架幹什麼

你們對於救治方面

有什麼瞭解的嗎

有

我知道

我看你們是什麼都不明白

不是老師

都這個時候了

她還在給她足療

活了 神醫

這個家不能沒有你們

來 各位

我們先重新開始學習醫療知識

好的

分組

你兩位去

來 先坐著

有個情況你不知道

我倆不說話

兩兩坐

我倆競品

我倆競品

我倆排它

我們倆可以隔一個座

就一起 我

先坐

坐這人家叫

一塊兒坐好

明白嗎

你那邊不有空嗎

那有空

空 那有空

兩兩坐好

明白吧

這

是我們稍後用來練習的練習繃帶

你下巴受傷了

行

你小拇指和中指受傷了

小拇指和中指

這怎麼受傷

待會你把那小拇指和中指

綁在一起

周元帥

我看您這左手肘似乎不太得勁

丞勇士你的話

這肚臍眼

肚臍眼

我這必須得包在外邊還是

當然是包裡邊

看看

對我的挑戰

你要先做俯臥撐嗎

不用

脫 快脫

我先幫你包

你把袖子露出來

張勇士你的話

右腳踝

陳勇士你的話

左耳

快 行動起來

我的左耳是傷到哪兒了

左耳怎麼綁

你也得這麼綁

你也得這麼綁

我下巴受傷了

我的額頭又沒傷

投訴

我下巴受傷了

她給我包成這樣

我想綁一下

老師她是不是對我不尊重

別拿受傷當兒戲

我不是說了綁一起

非常好

你包輕一點都淤血了都

來 脫

你低一點

他不肚臍眼受傷了嗎

你這包著的什麼

真的假的

我要包在肚臍眼裡面

救命要緊 哥哥

哥 快包 你不要“死”了

這個家不能沒有你

快 先掀開

快點 丞磊

可以這樣包嗎

行

救命重要

醫生我快不行了 快點

快點 我肚臍眼

撩起來

不要撩起來

他是會選受傷的地方

可以了

可以了

我們治癒了

看來大家對於包紮這方面

還是有些天賦在的

是的

話不多說

那我們傷員們

還得等著各位

來了

這樣

二位勇士

這一號床的這位處診單

我就交給你們了

沒事

按照處診單進行處理

病人遭受重擊

精神狀態不穩定

唱歌

好痛

需要頭部完全包裹

切記露出眼睛 鼻子 嘴

包頭

包頭

你來

---

二號床的問診單不見了

我怎麼知道

這個你要不找找

應該在床上

人命要緊

我們先 第三號床

給二位

一起想著辦法處理一下

唯愛蝴蝶結

要給他二十個傷口包(扎)

二十個傷口

好好按照處方單來

不嚇人

等一下

我先檢查一下床底

果然

看到沒有

床底有人

救我

怎麼了

救我

救我

醫生

把他拉出來 拉出來

救我

小心點

救我

你這樣看起來不像是有病

你好像很健康

老師 要不先救救我

我病比他們重得多了

把我扶床上

我先把他扶起來

來

好的

這位病人麻煩

這堪比今天

拔河

你哪裡有問題

給老師包啥

老師喜歡

好痛

藥

藥

我給你剪個洞

鼻子 鼻子也得露出來

我看一下眼間距

等會 眼間距

她應該眼間距擱這

你這剪了個

太嚇人了

老師 楊超越太嚇人了

老師

我的隊友好像精神也受到撞擊了

老師

老師一直

你摁一下

你摁著她

老師

馬上

老師 馬上就好

打鎮定了

給你打鎮定了要不

老師

藥

先給她拿藥

人家找藥

什麼

只有唱歌才是藥

藥

吃藥 唱歌

喜羊羊美羊羊懶羊羊

別看我只是一隻羊

羊兒的聰明難以想象

不太好

老師 我倆唱 你可能加重

這藥效也太差了

來

我拍一

我們是

你們的病人好可憐

看看我的問診單

該病人背後重傷 無法起身

要用繃帶緊緊纏繞

其腋下至肚臍部分

來

我熟

你不是熟嗎

肚臍

來 纏

纏滿

你好聰明

都不用繞了

還得是周元帥

幹這活挺累的

可以了

我們最後一點工序了

老師

我們已經滿得不能再滿了

真的

他已經穿上一件防彈衣了

我

你們這不對吧

兩面都得包下

得給他翻個身

你不能只換這一面

磊子

兩面

兩面是吧

好

哥 你得像我這樣

你這是有點像“謀殺”

不是救人

你這

連個通氣的口都不給人家留

對不起

我這有剪刀

其實像剛整完形回來

可能去了一趟國外

他倆

他倆在折磨病人

你們在拍什麼

《我是歌手》

不是

她要唱歌她才能不痛

（不毀）我純淨花園

不能動

吹啊吹啊

那是吹啊吹啊

我的驕傲放縱

吹啊吹啊

摩天輪的眼淚

三天三夜

三更半夜

跳舞不停歇

我在仰望

兩隻小蜜蜂

飛到花叢中

找到一個好朋友

請你

快點 老師

再包下去

這個老師真不行了

老師 包好了

老師

老師

老師 我們這邊好了

老師 過來看一下

我來看看

你看

眼睛

有眼睛有鼻子

有鼻子有眼的

有鼻子有眼的

我說了

讓你們再努努力

這回就好很多了

這個行

不錯

救治成功

謝謝

都不錯

完成了

可以了

完美

《錦月如歌》

《錦月如歌》

我這樣

這樣

我說《錦月如歌》你說看

騰訊視頻《錦月如歌》

看

騰訊視頻《錦月如歌》

看

騰訊視頻《錦月如歌》

看

騰訊視頻《錦月如歌》

看

騰訊視頻《錦月如歌》

看

看

好

各位

在各位的不懈努力下

我們這幾位傷員

也算是恢復得差不多了

等會我不跟她在一塊

太累了

我倆太拼了

先請站好

還請站好

你們也看到了

戰場之上

傷亡是不可避免的

所以還想討教一下各位

我們如何

才能在戰場之上保全自己

他有經驗

我沒有

你看著很有經驗

我都傷成這樣了

好可愛

好精神

可愛

可愛

你們麻煩一會幫她包紮一下

我要動手了

那 其他幾位

我覺得應該聽將軍的話

狗腿

我認為

對

我也同意

我也同意

我們是個團隊

沒錯

所以稍後

我們需要去拿到我們的軍旗

畢竟我們是個團隊

士氣是最為重要的

各位

出發

走

好

走

走

走

又黑了

抓好徐志勝

去哪個屋

這個屋

有人躺在

不是

你們慢一點

這裡邊很多嚇人的東西

好嚇人

真的好嚇人

我啥也看不見

我也看不見

開燈

跨起來

跨起來

來 唱歌

我們唱歌就不害怕了

跨起來

張燈結綵 跨起來

跨起來

跨

後邊

沒事

又是你

看到了

老師

軍師來了

軍師

好了

歡迎各位

來到我們今天

最後角逐之地

到最後了

在這個房間

我們稍後找到“元帥之旗”

將它插在我們的黃金底座上

好

那就證明各位確實是

有能力 有擔當的王者之師

那開始尋旗

這個是旗

還差一個旗

這應該是棍

我覺得

是嗎

不是

這沒有那個擰的

沒有

這不是

這裡面肯定有東西

他是要我們鋤 是吧

這什麼東西

要挖出來

你看看

蚯蚓

蛇

這怎麼整

這上哪找

那肯定有

就在這裡邊

鋤一鋤

蟲子整的還挺多的

沒有

這在哪

這太長了

這個也不對

我把這個都拆了

好累

這真有東西嗎

那個櫃子裡面有沒有

你打開試試

我不開

來我們一起

我打開你看看

你開

好像沒有

這麼大個旗能藏哪

這裡真的有嗎

這

這個是不是

你好聰明 周也

這隱藏得好好

對

這麼明顯

什麼東西

旗

那就是找到了嗎

我說了

你們如果認為自己找到了的話

就可以插在黃金底座上試試

力氣真大 超越

是這個嗎

就是這個

咋的

怎麼了

你還帶我進去

不要走

在這裡面

打開進去看看

看來各位

這面旗幟不是正確的那一面

趕緊速速繼續尋找

不對

癢

癢

誰關進去了

超越姐

為什麼笑得這麼開心

救命

這個感覺

好像沒人關心

就讓她在裡面

我們走

大家不要來救我

不要來救你

沒人想去救你

這沒地方找

這裡真的有嗎

沒有

是不是在高處

這上面有沒 磊哥

你看看

你上去看看

這上面沒有東西

那能在哪兒

這能在哪兒

大家不要來救我

這能放哪

這

把它扒開 是吧

真的

是不是這兒

拿劍

椅子 來

可以

來

你去扒

我踩上去

那我撐著你

那我踩不會塌

可以的

她是不是

她

不是

她是不是進化了

好熱

她“變異”了

她“變異”了

可以嗎

慢點

是

是 應該是

但這麼明顯

我覺得也不是對的

看看

是不是

是不是《錦月如歌》

一樣的

一樣的

那應該不是

你試試

放上

這是個陷阱

不行

要抓誰

不是

誰找的抓誰是嗎

我可以不進嗎

太嚇人了

這是誰

這是要幹什麼

找誰

為什麼要來抓我

你倆一起進去

小心

沒事吧

沒事

嚇“死”我了

這玩意人家倆進去了 咱

咱還救嗎

咱要不走

他為什麼要抓著我

不想讓我們跑

我不跑

別抓了 老師

如果他抓著的話

是不是意味著

我們能跑掉就可以跑掉

對

怎麼逃出來了

好難

你不是說他們恨不得

把答案貼臉上嗎 超越

志勝 是不是為了時間久一點

藏起來了

我跟節目組說

我說別那麼快結束

不會是你吧

把我插上

這上哪找去

把那個沙倒出來

我把它斜一點放

斜一點

撈一撈

這麼深

還有蟲子

這不像是有的樣子

有嗎

找到了

有嗎

這個是吧

這個應該是對的

這個藏得夠深的

色都不一樣

就是這個

這再不對真的“變態”了

對了

又是錯的

為什麼必須得抓我

抓他

找錯了旗子

就應該為自己負責任

他插的

這不是我找的

是我

這是他找的

是我

是你嗎

那就一起進去

救我

還能在哪

是 還能在哪

都不對

沒地方了

好奇怪

為什麼

這裡試過了是吧

試過了

別再插了

在哪

在裡面

真的假的

我們剛剛在裡面看了

也沒有

找到了

在哪找的

就在這

我剛才翻了一下

就是這個

趕緊 插上

加油

這個是真的

周

真的

是

就是這個

恭喜元帥

也恭喜各位勇士

那我們只差出征前的最後一步

出征儀式

出征儀式

各位 出發

加冕

元帥 趁此機會

您不妨先將您的元帥斗篷

和你的元帥冠冕

來 給我係上

快

這不是那個什麼

齊天大聖

對

好看

超越你也有

你有兩個辮子

我才是真將軍

你是哪吒

元帥

我覺得在您身邊還缺少

還缺少

一匹駿馬

怎麼我要當馬嗎 這是

一匹駿馬

真的是我嗎

那當然由元帥定奪了

元帥

當然是你

當然是你

好

這是韁繩

還要牽韁繩

志勝

我這可不

這是牛

磊子 快

戰馬速速歸位

好帥

帥極了

好可愛

真的好帥 磊哥

以後這個就是你的今日穿搭

一會收工就這麼去機場

好帥

整理下發型

一個寶馬

女王 請

馬上

超越念念不忘

拴上這匹馬

把超越拴上

一匹馬不夠

那個才是馬

我是牛馬

元帥

還請上座

看這裡 一二

好搭

元帥

您的出征誓言 不妨發表一下

出征誓言

大家記得去看

來 淼怡 你也來

來

我說《錦月如歌》你們說

《錦月如歌》

看

好 那就請各位出征

走

其實可以背 你上來

別背了

等會你背 不是他一會讓我去

準備好了沒有

你說出發

三二一 出發

飛鴻將軍前來覲見

禾晏這個角色

雖然立下赫赫戰功

卻慘遭設計

但好在有人選擇相信她

禾晏

無論前方有多少風雲詭譎

我都會相信你

我會拿回屬於我的一切

有暗器

這

我們是笑山大名鼎鼎的劫匪

你們的女將軍有勇氣 有韌性

我們看到了女子身上

源源不斷的力量

實在是不同凡響

掖州衛將士何在

在

我們將貨物全數歸還

下次再不會犯

感謝大家幫助小賣部渡過危機

也特別感謝

《錦月如歌》劇組的到來

希望大家多多關注

騰訊視頻《錦月如歌》

本期節目就到這裡了

下期再見

再見

歡迎各位來到我們的見笑舞會

大家好 我是胡先煦

大家好 我是蘇曉彤

歡迎優酷《真火神探劉橫順》

劇組的朋友們

什麼 哪裡的

我們非常大氣 優酷的

好爽 這種感覺

所有人已經兩兩一組結為了舞伴

今天在我們的舞會中

究竟又會發生什麼

四炮打四炮

演都不演了 四炮打四炮

不要小瞧我們的羈絆

停

管樂 快來

快

“搞”她

加油

好刺激

先演那個動物

在

真的是這個

你怎麼知道 哥

給題了 是不

黑幕 純純的黑幕

這下“偷題”的

嫌疑加重了

只能說迪哥贏的不光彩

我們大放光彩

大家可以通過推理

儘量讓自己找到那個

可以免於懲罰的舞伴

我要交換舞伴

劉橫順終究是錯付了

你該出去了

去哪

我們現在必須換人了

我們上一下懲罰道具

那個

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
run /rʌn/ A1	verb - to move quickly on foot verb - to manage or operate
battle /ˈbætəl/ A2	noun - a fight between two or more groups verb - to fight against someone or something
general /ˈdʒɛnərəl/ A2	noun - a high-ranking military officer adjective - relating to the whole of something
strategy /ˈstrætɪdʒi/ B1	noun - a plan of action designed to achieve a long-term aim
brave /breɪv/ A2	adjective - ready to face and endure danger or pain verb - to face or endure with courage
injury /ˈɪndʒəri/ A2	noun - physical harm or damage to the body
bandage /ˈbændɪdʒ/ B1	noun - a strip of cloth used to cover a wound verb - to cover a wound with a bandage
flag /flæɡ/ A1	noun - a piece of cloth with a distinctive design
treasure /ˈtrɛʒər/ A2	noun - valuable items or money verb - to value highly
rescue /ˈrɛskju/ A2	verb - to save someone from a dangerous situation noun - the act of saving someone
courage /ˈkʌrɪdʒ/ B1	noun - the ability to do something difficult or dangerous
loyalty /ˈlɔɪəlti/ B2	noun - the quality of being loyal
victory /ˈvɪktəri/ A2	noun - success in a struggle or contest
challenge /ˈtʃælɪndʒ/ A2	noun - a difficult task or problem verb - to invite or dare someone to compete
teamwork /ˈtimwɜrk/ B1	noun - the combined action of a group
leader /ˈlidər/ A2	noun - a person who leads or commands a group
mission /ˈmɪʃən/ A2	noun - an important task or duty
pride /praɪd/ B1	noun - a feeling of deep pleasure or satisfaction
sacrifice /ˈsækrɪfaɪs/ B2	noun - the act of giving up something valued verb - to give up something valued
honor /ˈɑnər/ B1	noun - high respect verb - to show respect for

Key Grammar Structures

• 請大家記住將軍的命令。

  ➔ Polite imperative with 請 + verb

  ➔ The word "請" makes the sentence a polite command, equivalent to “please”.

• 我們現在要去找旗幟。

  ➔ Future intention using 要 + 去 + verb

  ➔ "要" indicates intention, and "去" adds the sense of moving toward an action, similar to “going to”.

• 如果你們認為自己找到了的話，就可以插在黃金底座上試試。

  ➔ Conditional clause with 如果...的話

  ➔ "如果" introduces a condition; "的話" reinforces the conditional meaning, similar to “if … then”.

• 不要小瞧我們的羈絆。

  ➔ Negative imperative with 不要 + verb

  ➔ "不要" directly negates the command, meaning “don’t”.

• 我們已經把貨物全數歸還。

  ➔ Perfect aspect with 已經 + verb

  ➔ "已經" signals that the action is completed before the present moment.

• 我們還有兩分鐘的時間。

  ➔ Existential construction with 有 + duration

  ➔ "有" shows possession or existence of something, here the time span "兩分鐘".

• 我覺得在您身邊還缺少一匹駿馬。

  ➔ Subject‑verb‑object with 覺得 + clause; use of 還 for ‘still’

  ➔ "覺得" introduces the speaker’s opinion, and "還" emphasizes that something is still missing.

• 三二一，出發！

  ➔ Serial counting leading to an imperative command

  ➔ "三二一" is a countdown; the following "出發" is a command meaning “go!”.

• 我們把貨物全數歸還，今後不會再犯。

  ➔ Compound sentence with a future negative phrase using 不會 + verb

  ➔ "不會" negates the future action, meaning “will not”.