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[English]

oh the best hey there folks my name is

Johnny I will be your server today now

have you all dined with us before oh

yeah we don't need no I haven't oh we've

got a newbie alright so let me give you

the rundown because things work a little

bit differently here at golden burrito

first off if you would like some service

use the appropriately colored flag green

is when you're ready to go order blue

has to do with beverages like when you

need a refill and white is when you're

ready for the check sounds great now let

me tell you a little bit about our

signature dishes Scoobies are what we

call hard shell tacos comfy Scoobies are

soft shell tacos and bedtime Scoobies

are quesadillas all right well now all

of our drinks are named after their

inventors coke is John stiff Pemberton

soup sweet tea is Marian Cobell Tyree

sauce and so on

so can I get you guys anything to drink

yeah I'd like just a water

oh oh it's sorry yeah I'd like a Earths

well okay great perfect would you like

fries each unk's with that ice yes I'm

gonna need you to say I'd like an earth

sweat with freezy chunks please yum

sounds so good now I'll get you guys

some flat maize pyramids for the table

okay be right back every waiter ever and

does the pizza come with cheese

yeah it's pizza anything else good

thanks

oh my god he's so mean yeah I don't know

what happened waiters usually love us

yeah it's time to turn on the charm

right here Oh

so Dean what are your favorite things to

eat here really you're gonna change your

order now I just put your order and I'd

have to call them in no no of course not

we would ever know okay good okay

they're not weird we should like leaving

a really big tip or something yeah 25

percent perfect great pizza thanks Dean

50 percent yeah

how we doing on breadsticks over here

and one order the cheesy nachos sounds

good let me just get those menus out of

the way for I'll just hold on to it in

case you want to order more food I can

just bring it back whenever you need it

I'm really gonna need that many bad I

really need this menu

give me the menu what this what it back

I'm doing my job

[Music]

thanks you guys sounds great I'll be

right out with those drinks I don't need

to write it down I remember everything

damn Dr Pepper no just mr. Pibb it's

like dr. pepper except I didn't go to

medical school

okay are you sure you don't want coke

it's like a sprite but I got a tan I

know other stuff mr. Pibb all right yeah

he's probably his parents are probably

really disappointed that he didn't go to

medical school you know I'll go get

those orders

welcome to Olive Garden now we're here

for an anniversary or a breakup

that's so funny like a DJ I hear we have

a birthday yes it's it's my birthday

Trent how old are you now how old are

you now baby boy another year older that

you survived happy birthday dear Trey

happy birthday to you oh happy happy

happy day happy happy birthday to you

thread check please

all right I have one fried lettuce

sandwich and an unsalted butter soup

enjoy thank you so much

also I have your check right here no

rush okay great hey can I get these

plates clear no I'm not I'm not done I

just got him oh okay yeah no rush all

right and this will be your table feel

free to hover until he's done eating

no rush though hi we're very hungry

no no rush though hi my name is

unpronounceable and I'll be waiting on

you tonight happy happy birthday to you

Fred happy birthday you have another ear

oh the happy birthday

[Laughter]

how old are you now happy birthday baby

boy it's a birthday trance it's not

yours it is yours not yours it is yours

birthday Tom it's the birthday song that

I'm singing loud and I'm singing Proud

it's your birthday I did your trick

Hey

oh crap I wear my ice skates my first

day at Sonic in dresses hey guys I

wanted to introduce you to someone this

is Todd he's gonna be taking over for me

while I go on break I just want you guys

to know that it's not your fault Jonny

left I'm not here to replace him or to

take away anything you guys had together

we'll make new memories well we don't

wanna be yeah and we're not gonna call

you our server yeah we're just gonna

call you your first name that's okay

we'll get there I'll go get your refills

[Music]

so I guess we get Todd on the weekends

or thank you for being so understanding

about the delay but it is entirely my

fault

[Applause]

you make wish baby and now time for a

new song that I have just written no

please please don't well you're getting

old a friend but your life is just begun

you started as a baby but you grew into

a man

you'll get more when you earn it that's

a rule here you have to fight to the

death for another one yeah and if you

call this a scoopy you will get a black

eye yeah I thought they were called

Scooby's rule number one is you don't

ask if they're called Scoobies did I

hear someone asking if they were called

Scoobies that's it all right so you're

gonna catch these hands you know I'll

still eat it oh yeah yeah I think we're

crazy

you guys are so cute I wish I could have

your relationship and I wish you guys

the best but also you me just you me I

mean babe look at your hair

I thought you liked it I love it

Dean loves it too Dean get back here I'm

taking or taking you home oh yeah

alright I hope you guys like my hips

take twisting pick up the poor kid step

in here and as we compromise

she has an insulin deficiency she gets

very stabby if she doesn't get her food

no rush though I'm not the one that gets

stabbed all the time

no please just keep staring don't eat

anything this makes it much better and

much more stabby for me so thank you oh

gosh you yeah keep her away from the

stabby things literally anything with a

point you want to keep her away from it

cuz she's good ah ah ah ah man my

appendix again used to share a much

smaller room I tell you wait your twin

meant a nice twin in the womb

favorite baby grew into a man Superman

story there's a baby Danny grew into a

man in the world no hi let me tell you

about today's specials we have a video

picked out just for you we've got a link

to Smosh store with some fresh ass

clothing and we've got the subscribe

button down there and if you don't do

that I will find you and slap you I'm

just kidding I would never do that

or would i I'm crazy I love being a

waiter Long John Silver's

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
server /ˈsɜːrvər/ B1	noun - a person who serves food to customers in a restaurant
signature /ˈsɪɡnəˌtʃər/ B2	adjective - most characteristic; well-known
beverages /ˈbevərɪdʒɪz/ B1	noun - drinks
inventors /ɪnˈventərz/ B2	noun - people who create new things
perfect /ˈpɜːrfɪkt/ A2	adjective - completely satisfactory
weird /wɪrd/ A2	adjective - strange; unusual
delay /dɪˈleɪ/ B1	noun - a period of time when something is late
understanding /ˌʌndərˈstændɪŋ/ B1	noun - awareness of something
memories /ˈmeməriz/ B1	noun - things remembered
relationship /rɪˈleɪʃənʃɪp/ B2	noun - the way two or more people feel about each other
stab /stæb/ B1	verb - to wound with a sharp object
appendix /əˈpendɪks/ C1	noun - a small, finger-shaped pouch attached to the intestine
twin /twɪn/ A2	noun - one of two children born to the same mother at the same time
clothing /ˈkləʊðɪŋ/ A2	noun - things people wear
waiter /ˈweɪtər/ A2	noun - a man who serves food in a restaurant