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[English]

- What do these say about us?

- Let's talk about that.

(groovy intro music)

Good mythical morning.

- They say that the eyes are the windows to the soul.

But while you've been staring lovingly

into the eyes of your lover,

your feet are down there saying,

"Hey, I'm the floor to ceiling soul window right here.

"I have a soul and I'm a foot."

- Oh, I get it.

What Link is trying to say is that there are people who,

for thousands of years believed

that you can look at someone's feet

and tell things about their personality.

- Yes.

- Let's see if there's anything to this.

- Now, we've done some research,

boopity boop boop boop boop boop,

'cause we are not professional foot readers.

- Right.

- But because of the boopity boops,

now we can analyze our own personalities

and see if it matches up

with what the internet says about our feet.

- Let's do this.

It's time for

- [Link] Can Your Hooves Prove How Your Moods Move?

- Okay, so there are a lot of different ways

you can analyze the foot.

The first thing is the overall foot shape,

at least the toe shape.

So place your foot up here into the examining area.

Whoa.

- [Link] There it is.

Look at that.

- First off, did you freaking trim your feet man?

You had way more hair on these toes.

You shaved for the camera?

- I did not,

I knew we were doing this,

I didn't shave

but I did trim my foot hair

and then I just kept going.

- This is a misrepresentation

of what your foot actually normally is.

It's very hobbit-like

but now it's almost normal.

- Well, I wanted you to be able to see it

and yeah, there's a lot of hair there, don't love that.

- You got rid of your foot blanket.

- I trimmed it and I just kept going all the way up.

- Okay, I'm gonna be doing a lot of foot touching,

just so you know,

and if you're into that kind of thing,

don't tell us that you are in the comments.

Just stay here quietly and enjoy yourself, okay?

- But doesn't it look nice

that you can see the skin under there?

- But you have a nice foot.

- I have five toes on it.

- There are five different shapes.

There's Egyptian, Roman, Greek, Germanic and Celtic

and you definitely,

here straighten those out,

this toe's longer

and then you have a nice gradation

so that is a Greek,

you're not Greek are you?

You have a Greek foot.

- My foot's Greek.

- Okay, that's all that's important

which means that you are creative, questionable,

you are prone to anxiety, definitely true.

- That is true.

- And you may be gullible.

Let's just go straight with he is gullible.

- You know what, I don't believe that.

- Oh, yeah that's smart

'cause if you believe that this is true,

you may be gullible.

Okay, so you have a Greek foot.

- Let me take a look,

see what you've got here.

Do I get a pointer too? - I didn't do any prep.

I didn't do any prep work.

I left my feet raw just like they are.

- Man, yeah, you just don't have that much hair.

This whole toe's going this,

we'll come back to the fact

that your whole toe is pointing west.

- I was in an accident.

- Is that east?

West. - I was in an accident.

- How did you trim that toe nail?

- I have toe nail issues. - Were you in a lawnmower

accident?

- No, I have issues man.

Apparently, they're emotional

based on some things that you're gonna find out

in a little bit.

- Alright, so you've got,

the second toe for you is also longer.

Let's see if I can make it shorter

and then this one's almost as tall.

- [Rhett] Well, if you straighten 'em out,

they're almost even.

- [Link] Well, then I'm saying that that's Roman.

- [Rhett] And then there's a gradation.

- [Link] And then it drastically decreases there.

- Well, it's not,

and because that's a little bit longer,

I'm Greek and Roman.

- I'd say your Greco-Roman.

- Like one of those Olympic wrestlers?

I've always always wanted to do that.

- According to,

Greco-Roman,

you got some analytical, practical thinker,

things happening here.

- That's right, not gullible at all.

- Do you wrestle?

- Uh, yeah, I used to,

we used to wrestle.

Remember that?

- No, we've never,

oh, I didn't mean to do that.

- We went through like a UFC phase.

We would UFC each other in our dorm room.

- So that explains it 'cause you've

got a Greco Roman foot. - We'll talk about that later.

- Alright, keep your foot up here,

and we'll go,

let's move onto the arches.

And I knew this about you.

Look at that,

you've got a crazy arch, man.

- [Rhett] I'm arching.

- You're arching for days.

- I think you can actually see it better if you,

oh, oh, look at that.

Man. - Look at that.

- My foot looks like one of those,

like a foot sticker.

Like if you buy a foot sticker at a general store.

- No.

Like a foot sticker?

- Yeah, look at the arch on it.

- Like if someone drew an icon of a foot,

they would have-- - Yeah, I have an iconic

foot, man.

- You got a freaking

foot cave. - Look at that.

- There's like bats hiding under there.

- What does that mean?

It means lots

of good things, right? - It means

you're independent, self sufficient,

potentially anti-social.

- I can be.

- Stay out of my foot cave. - I don't like people.

- You have the potential to be brittle or rigid

in your ways. - No, I don't.

I don't have any potential for that.

And don't try to give me that bull crap.

- You have an indomitable spirit, Rhett.

- Yes.

- I think I've seen your spirit be domited before

by your children.

I think they frequently domit your spirit.

- Yeah, pre-kids.

Pre-kids, I was a strong man.

- You were indomitable

and then you were domited.

Alright, so that's it for your arches.

- Now I have a feeling,

I know a little thing about your feet

'cause as a child I remember they called you Flat Foot Neil.

- [Link] I have no arch.

- You had to get inserts.

- I wore a foot insert to try to create an arch

and it didn't really happen.

- That is a flat foot.

That could be like a cutting board.

- That could be a cutting board,

oh, the hamstring.

We gotta warm up the hammie, man.

- Look at that,

that is

- Flat.

It could be a white board.

You could do business on that.

- Very smooth.

- But what does it mean that I'm flat footed?

- Now, it means you value the company of others,

especially people that will just touch your feet,

you're extroverted.

- I'm actually a little weirded out by that.

- Sociable

and you like to have a good time.

- Like to have a good time, man, no arches.

- Who would of thunk it, flat footed people,

why we trying to correct them?

Flat footed people are the life of the party.

- They are.

I'm gonna leave my foot up here

and let's analyze width at this point.

- Okay.

- I'm gonna give you a straight on shot here.

- Give us a straight on.

That's a wide sucker right there.

It is.

This isn't necessarily a foot icon

but if I needed to paint with your feet,

like those feet painters,

you could carry a lot of paint with those.

- I could literally paint a house with my foot,

it's just so flat.

What does it mean?

- Wide feet means that you can't sit still.

- That's not true.

Well, I guess I fidget.

- It means that you're happiest when you're busy

and you're a good and hard worker.

None of that really rings true for me.

- I'm a good and hard worker.

I'm like freaking Bob the Builder, man.

- You have quite a foundation,

I think that's how I would interpret that.

You have quite a foundation,

you're tough to tip over.

I've tried to tip you over

many times. - You've never tipped me over.

Now you've got a narrow foot.

- I'd say that's narrow.

- I think that the--

- It's also pretty,

it looks like a foot icon.

- The arch--

- They're from the general store.

- Contributes to the narrowness of it.

- Yeah, what does that say?

Is it good things?

- In general, I thought having more of an arch

is more of an athletic thing.

- Well, I'm quick.

- You can shoot a three pointer.

- I had a lot of lateral motion before kids.

- Narrow feet mean you enjoy being pampered.

- That's true I love a hot tub,

I love soft clothes. - You tend to be good

at delegating tasks.

- Oh, yeah, I get you to do everything.

- And then I get Chase to do it.

You desire beauty in your surroundings.

- That's true.

- Which explains my presence.

- Yes, that's true.

- You like beauty,

did you ever think that about yourself?

You know, I like beauty

in my surroundings. - I do,

I like a nice painting.

I won't say no to a nice painting on the wall.

- Would you like a nice painting?

- No, I do not want a nice painting.

- I like wallpaper as well.

- And shall we move onto toes?

- We shall.

- At this point,

alright, so there's different things you can learn

about the length of each toe.

If I start with your big toe

which now we know,

this thing bends inward.

- Well, I did break it at one point.

- Is that the one you kicked the bleachers in high school

when you threw a tantrum?

- No, I kicked that one.

They both do that.

- Oh my goodness, look at that.

You could fit another toe right there, a big one too.

- I got a crazy bendy toe.

- I think we should

graft an 11th toe - I'm surprised I can stand.

- Right there in the middle.

- Well, what's wrong with me?

What does that mean?

- You spend too much time

bending over backwards for someone in your life.

- If that someone is me, don't change.

- Mmhmm, okay, what else we got?

- Do you bend over backwards for anyone in your life?

- Yeah, yeah, I've learned to deal with you.

- Oh, you're making it about me too.

Okay, one, two, three, four.

The fourth toe,

I'm gonna skip there

because I see the curling nature of it

which means you may be having problems

in your personal life.

- I'm glad you brought this up.

I've been meaning to tell you about my personal problems.

- Now's the time to do it.

- On this show.

- Just gush about it.

- Now that you pointed out my curly toe.

- This is the perfect opportunity to say--

- The main problem I'm dealing with

is the fact that I haven't gotten a call

from any mountain general stores

asking to make my foot into an icon that they sell.

Okay, let me look at your feet.

I'm gonna look at your toes.

Okay, so, first of all,

hairiness does mean something, hairy toes.

- My feet aren't hairy at all, dude.

- And normally, before you shear them,

it means that you're sensitive

but you hide this with deflection.

- Whoa, that's perfect,

I'm freaking trimming my foot hair to deflect.

- It doesn't ch, oh, okay,

I was about to say it doesn't change anything.

- No, that's why I did it.

I was deflecting what it even meant.

- Okay, and this is consistent with the fact

that my toe bends sideways.

- [Link] Don't touch that one.

- [Rhett] Why?

- That's the one thing in life I can't stand

when somebody grabs that toe.

My kids do it to me and they know I can't stand it.

- That one in particular?

- It's like a--

- But this one is not a problem?

- That one's fine.

Grab that one all,

don't grab that one,

I'm serious,

I cannot stand--

- What is wrong with you, man?

- It's like pinching a butter bean man.

- So this one is significantly longer

which means that you're verging on bossy.

- I'll own it.

I am the boss.

- This toe and my toe bending over sideways,

bending over backwards for your bossy self.

- My toe's making your toe bend.

- And lastly, can you wiggle your pinky toe independently?

Oh, you can.

Ain't no way I can do that.

- I mean, here it is.

- No, I can't.

I can barely even move the top part of my foot.

But I gotta hold it still

when they're making that cast for the icon.

- I can also do the reverse bird with my feet.

Look at that.

It's like if I do that long enough,

that toe's just gonna fall off.

- Well, if you can move that independently,

you're adventurous and impulsive.

- Well that's why you don't give me knives.

So okay, I may be a little gullible

but you can learn a lot about your personality

from your feet.

- Does that mean that you're gullible?

- I think so.

Thank you for liking - Are you?

- Commenting and subscribing.

- You know what time it is.

- Hi, I'm Tina.

- I'm Selena.

- And we're in a house boat in India.

- And it's time

- [Both] To spin the wheel of mythicality.

- You've seen a lot of our feet

but one of our most amazing feats

was that we wrote a freaking book.

It's called Rhett and Link's myth,

what is it called?

- Book of Mythicality.

- Book of Mythicality.

You can pre-order it right now at bookofmythicality

.com. - .com.

Click though to Good Mythical More.

We are gonna see if we can identify the crew

based on their feet alone.

- Lonely hashtag.

This is when we find a hashtag

that has only been used just one or two times

and we add to that.

The hashtag that is very, very lonely

that we want you to add to is #casserolekitty.

- [Link] Casserole kitty.

- [Rhett] Casserole kitty.

- That's all that exists right now for casserole kitty.

- So add yours to that

and we will re-post our favorites.

- [Link] Click on the left to watch our show after the show,

Good mythical More.

- [Rhett] Click on the right

to watch another episode of Good Mythical Morning.

- [Link] And make sure to check out our new channel

This Is Mythical by clicking the video at the bottom.

- [Rhett] Thanks for being your mythical best.

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
soul /soʊl/ B1	noun - the spiritual or immaterial part of a human being or animal
staring /ˈsteərɪŋ/ A2	verb - looking fixedly or intently with the eyes
personality /ˌpɜːrsəˈnæləti/ B2	noun - the combination of characteristics or qualities that form an individual's distinctive character
research /rɪˈsɜːrtʃ/ B1	noun - systematic investigation into and study of materials and sources in order to establish facts and reach new conclusions.
professional /prəˈfeʃənəl/ B2	adjective - relating to work or a job done for money
analyze /ˈænəlaɪz/ B2	verb - examine methodically and in detail to explain and interpret
shape /ʃeɪp/ A2	noun - the external form or outline of something
trim /trɪm/ A2	verb - make neat by cutting away unwanted parts
hair /heər/ A1	noun - threads growing from the skin of mammals
representation /ˌreprɪzenˈteɪʃən/ C1	noun - the action of speaking or acting on behalf of someone or the state of being so represented
hobbit /ˈhɒbɪt/ B1	noun - a fictional humanoid creature in J.R.R. Tolkien's fantasy world
blanket /ˈblæŋkɪt/ A1	noun - a large piece of soft cloth used for warmth, especially a bed covering
touching /ˈtʌtʃɪŋ/ A2	verb - to put or keep a hand on (someone or something)
shapes /ʃeɪps/ A2	noun - the external form or outline of something
gradation /ˌɡrædəˈʃeɪʃən/ C1	noun - a series of gradual changes
creative /kriˈeɪtɪv/ B1	adjective - relating to or involving the use of the imagination or original ideas to create something
anxiety /æŋˈzaɪəti/ B2	noun - a feeling of worry, nervousness, or unease, typically about an event or something with an uncertain outcome
gullible /ˈɡʌləbl/ B2	adjective - easily persuaded to believe something; credulous

Key Grammar Structures

• They say that the eyes are the windows to the soul.

  ➔ Subjunctive mood ('say' + 'that'), metaphorical language

  ➔ The phrase uses a common idiom, employing the **subjunctive mood** after 'say' to express a general truth or belief. The statement itself is **metaphorical**, comparing eyes to windows.

• But while you've been staring lovingly into the eyes of your lover, your feet are down there saying, "Hey, I'm the floor to ceiling soul window right here."

  ➔ Present perfect continuous ('have been staring'), indirect speech (reported speech), emphatic 'I'

  ➔ The **present perfect continuous** ('have been staring') emphasizes the duration of the action. The quote is an example of **indirect speech** and uses a playful, personified voice for the feet. The emphatic **'I'** highlights the feet's claim to importance.

• Now, we've done some research, boopity boop boop boop boop boop, 'cause we are not professional foot readers.

  ➔ Present perfect ('have done'), colloquial interjection ('boopity boop...'), causal conjunction ('because')

  ➔ The **present perfect** ('have done') indicates a completed action with relevance to the present. '**Boopity boop...**' is a playful, non-standard interjection. The **causal conjunction** 'because' introduces the reason for their disclaimer.

• Okay, so there are a lot of different ways you can analyze the foot.

  ➔ Modal verb ('can'), indefinite quantifier ('a lot of'), complex sentence structure

  ➔ The **modal verb** 'can' expresses possibility. '**A lot of**' indicates a large quantity. The sentence demonstrates a **complex sentence structure** with a coordinating conjunction ('so').