– English Lyrics

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[English]

(upbeat music)

- So we're agreed.

Trapp definitely killed Pat,

and we need to call the police.

- Yes.

- Hey.

Whatcha talking 'bout?

- Nothing (laughs).

- Yeah, just boring stuff.

- Wait a minute.

How tall is Grant?

- [Grant] What do you mean?

- How tall are you?

Like, I feel if I look at you like this,

I can tell that you're clearly taller than everyone else.

But sometimes I feel like you and Katie are the same height.

- You mean how in our videos,

sometimes they have to frame the camera angle around me?

- No, I mean like in real life.

Like, right now,

Katie even looks like a little bigger than you.

- He looks pretty tall to me.

- Wait, is Katie taller than Zac?

- I don't know.

Let's see.

(footsteps)

Nope.

- Well, now, hold on.

That doesn't make any sense.

- Why not?

- Because Katie was taller than you,

but then you are taller than Zac,

and now Zac is taller than Katie?

And now it looks like you're taller than everyone else.

- I am taller than everyone.

- I know that.

Like, I know that objectively,

I'm just saying, sometimes it looks like you're not.

Like, you're way down here now.

- Maybe it's like a perspective thing?

You know, it's like the angle at which you're standing.

- Maybe?

Okay, could we try this?

Can everyone just move apart from each other?

(bouncy music)

Katie, go move next to Grant.

(sighs)

(bouncy music)

Now Zac.

Come on, what the hell?

- Does this really matter?

I mean, who cares how tall Grant is?

- [Grant] Yeah.

- Oh, I'm losing my mind.

- Oh, you know what?

I've been crouching.

Let me just stand up.

- Oh, okay.

Oh.

- Oh yeah.

I'm also crouching.

- All right.

- Oh! Me too.

(dramatic music)

(bouncy music)

- No, no, no, no.

Stop, stop.

What is this? No!

Now it's just legs!

It's just crazy spider legs!

None of this makes any sense!

- Of course it makes sense.

You're looking at it.

Grant.

- How?

I don't know.

Zac.

(bouncy music)

- Son of a bitch!

- Okay, Trapp.

You're a little too worked up.

We're going to put you away for the day.

- What?

(dramatic music)

Wha--no, no, no!

No, Katie, no!

(screams)

(dramatic music)

(metallic click)

(dramatic music)

(fingernail taps glass)

(dramatic music)

- You know, I just don't know what got into him.

- I dunno.

(electronic boom)

- It's called "The Star-Spangled Banner,"

not "Oh Say Can You See." - Yeah.

Oh. No, what? Really?

- Where's Trapp?

- What?

- Oh my God, Pat.

We thought you were dead.

- Where's Trapp?

- At the office.

- Yeah man, it's the middle of the work day.

Where else would he be?

- The office.

(dramatic music)

- So then why are you guys here, then?

- Oh, it's $3 margaritas.

- I don't have any fingers.

(electronic boom)

- Hi, it's Mike Trapp from CollegeHumor.

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Click here for more fun things.

And send help to keep me from sinking.

Please.

Please help.

Please help.

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
killed /kɪld/ B1	verb - caused the death of; ended the life of
police /pəˈliːs/ A1	noun - the civil force responsible for law enforcement
boring /ˈbɔː.rɪŋ/ A2	adjective - uninteresting; causing weariness
tall /tɔːl/ A1	adjective - having a great height
height /haɪt/ B1	noun - the measurement of how tall someone or something is
camera /ˈkæm.rə/ A2	noun - a device for recording visual images
angle /ˈæŋ.ɡəl/ B1	noun - the space between two intersecting lines or surfaces
perspective /pɚˈspɛk.tɪv/ B2	noun - a particular way of viewing something; the appearance of objects as determined by their relative distance from the eye
move /muːv/ A1	verb - to change position or go from one place to another
bigger /ˈbɪɡ.ɚ/ A2	adjective - comparative of big; larger in size
everyone /ˈev.ri.wʌn/ A1	noun (pronoun) - all people
sense /sens/ B1	noun - a feeling that something is true or probable; a logical understanding
crouching /ˈkraʊtʃ.ɪŋ/ B2	verb (present participle) - bending low with knees bent; hunkering down
legs /leɡz/ A1	noun - the limbs used for standing or walking
spider /ˈspaɪ.dɚ/ A2	noun - an arachnid that spins webs
crazy /ˈkreɪ.zi/ A2	adjective - extremely enthusiastic or wildly out of the ordinary
banner /ˈbæn.ɚ/ B2	noun - a long strip of cloth bearing a slogan, logo, or design, used especially as a symbol or advertisement
margaritas /ˌmɑːr.ɡəˈriː.təs/ B2	noun - a salty, citrus-flavoured cocktail made with tequila, often served with lime and salt
sinking /ˈsɪŋ.kɪŋ/ B2	verb (present participle) - going down below the surface of water or a liquid; descending

Key Grammar Structures

• So we're agreed.

  ➔ Tag question

  ➔ The phrase 'we're agreed' functions as a tag question, seeking confirmation of a shared understanding. It implies '...isn't that right?'

• Trapp definitely killed Pat, and we need to call the police.

  ➔ Compound sentence with conjunction 'and', use of 'definitely' as an adverb of degree.

  ➔ The sentence combines two independent clauses using 'and'. 'Definitely' strengthens the assertion that Trapp committed the act.

• How tall is Grant?

  ➔ Interrogative sentence, inversion of subject and auxiliary verb.

  ➔ This is a direct question asking about Grant's height. The typical subject-verb order is reversed ('is Grant') to form the question.

• Like, I feel if I look at you like this, I can tell that you're clearly taller than everyone else.

  ➔ Use of 'like' as a discourse marker, conditional sentence (if clause), comparative adjective ('taller').

  ➔ The sentence expresses a feeling based on observation. 'Like' is used as a filler word. The 'if' clause sets a condition for the ability to determine height. 'Taller' is used to compare Grant's height to others.