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[English]

(upbeat music)

(ding)

(buzz)

(gasps)

- Hi there!

- Hands!

- Ow!

(laughs)

- Have you decided on your last meal?

- No not yet.

- Well you need to choose before you're executed.

Time's running out.

- I just don't know what I want, you know.

I just don't know what I'm in the mood for.

- Just pick something.

(gasps)

- I always love, like a really good seafood paella.

With fish, little shrimps.

Just put 'em in my mouth.

(lips smacking)

But it takes like an hour to make, so nevermind.

- Come on.

Uhh, how about chicken?

- Chicken?

- Chicken.

- Did you say chicken?

- Chicken.

(lips smacking)

- Don't kiss that.

- But how would the chicken be prepared?

- Any way you want.

- Oh!

What if I have like the best chicken in the entire world?

That would be so delicious.

(slaps)

- Ow.

- What does that even mean?

Where would we find that?

- You're right, good point, it's so subjective.

Chicken being the best is

subjective. - Oh!

How about a really good omelet?

- No, keep going.

- Hash browns?

- No.

- Some sausage?

- No, that's more of a breakfast.

- Breakfast is good all the time.

- I just don't really feel like, I don't want it.

- Look, I can't do my job until you decide.

You're holding everyone up.

- Oh, I know!

I really am trying.

I'm trying so hard.

Oh!

What about a full buffet?

And then I can have a little bit of everything.

- No we're not gonna make you a buffet.

(growls)

- How about a pastrami sandwich and potato pancakes?

- Oh my god, no.

I have that every freaking night.

- What?

- I had it last night.

- How'd you get that?

- I'm friends with the cook.

- Rick.

- Hey have you ever seen a dead body?

(slaps)

Well I've seen 50.

- How about a lobster, huh?

- Ugh. - That's fancy.

- That's so much money.

I don't wanna put the taxpayers out like that.

- Hands, hands, hands!

(slaps) - Sorry!

- Jesus Christ, will you just hurry up?

- I know.

I just don't know, I really don't know,

and I don't wanna make you mad again.

(sighs)

- Okay.

How about you just surprise me, okay?

And then I will have whatever you have,

a little chef's choice of a meal.

- Fine, then you're gonna have the traditional last meal:

steak, eggs, hashbrowns, and toast.

- No, no, that's (sighs) that's just breakfast again.

I still don't really feel like a breakfast.

- You shut up about breakfast!

Ooh, what about a grilled cheese and tomato soup?

That's a classic.

- That does sound good, but here's the thing,

cheese makes my stomach hurt.

- You're literally gonna die right after.

What does it matter if you have a tummy ache?

(growling)

- Do you know what I just realized?

If I had just ordered the seafood paella

it would be done already, and I'd be eating it.

(growling)

- Just pick something!

- What if I go vegan for my last meal?

Would that score me some points?

- No!

Absolutely not!

How could it?

You shot all 50 members of the Johnson family,

at their family picnic last summer!

Hands, hands, hands!

- Good point.

Plus, I don't know if I'm ready to commit

to a vegan diet for the rest of my life.

- This is your last meal!

You're gonna be dead!

- Yeah, you're right!

Now is not the time to experiment.

Maybe.

- Please just choose.

You're running out of time and I'm gonna have to give you

the exact same thing that all the other inmates are...

(slaps)

Are having today.

- Yeah, that's fine.

- Really?

- Yeah.

- Are you sure?

You're gonna eat it?

- Oh, I'll eat all of it.

- Promise?

- Pinky.

- No pinky. - Okay.

- Five feet, five feet.

(yelling)

- [Inmate] Now that's a last meal.

(growling)

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
executed /ˈek.sɪ.kjuː.tɪd/ B2	verb - to put to death as a punishment
subjective /səbˈdʒek.tɪv/ C1	adjective - based on or influenced by personal feelings, tastes, or opinions
buffet /ˈbʊ.feɪ/ B1	noun - a meal consisting of a variety of dishes from which guests serve themselves
pastrami /ˈpæstrəmi/ B2	noun - a type of cured beef, often smoked
lobster /ˈlɒb.stər/ B1	noun - a large marine crustacean with a hard shell
taxpayers /ˈtæks.peɪ.ərz/ B1	noun - people who pay taxes
commit /kəˈmɪt/ B1	verb - to pledge or bind oneself to a course of action
vegan /ˈviː.ɡən/ B1	adjective - relating to or practicing veganism
inmates /ˈɪn.meɪts/ B1	noun - a person serving a sentence in a prison or other correctional facility
experiment /ɪkˈsper.ɪ.ment/ B1	verb - to try out a new idea or method
grilled /ɡrɪld/ A2	adjective - cooked on a grill
classic /ˈklæs.ɪk/ B1	adjective - judged over a period of time to be of the highest quality and outstanding of its kind
tummy /ˈtʌm.i/ A1	noun - informal term for stomach
realized /ˈriː.ə.laɪzd/ B1	verb - become fully aware of (something) as a fact; understand clearly
score /skɔːr/ B1	verb - to get something positive as a result of an effort
commit /kəˈmɪt/ B1	verb - to pledge or bind oneself to a course of action