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Lock eyes from across the room 00:03
Down my drink while the rhythms boom 00:05
Take your hand and skip the names 00:07
No need here for the silly games 00:09
Make our way through the smoke and crowd 00:11
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud 00:13
Move in close as the lasers fly 00:15
Our bodies touch and the angels cry 00:17
Leave this place go back to yours 00:19
Our lips first touch outside your doors 00:21
A whole night what we've got in store 00:23
Whisper in my ear that you want some more 00:25
And I 00:26
Jizz in my pants 00:27
This really never happens you can take my word 00:29
I won't apologize, that's just absurd 00:31
Mainly your fault for the way that you dance 00:33
And now I 00:34
Jizz in my pants 00:35
Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut 00:37
Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt 00:39
I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus 00:41
Now I'll go home and change 00:42
I need a few things from the grocery 00:45
Do things alone now mostly 00:46
Left me heartbroken not lookin' for love 00:48
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above 00:50
The checkout counter and I saw her face 00:52
My heart stood still so did time and space 00:54
Never felt that I could feel real again 00:56
But the look in her eyes said "I need a friend" 00:58
She turned to me that's when she said it 01:01
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or credit?" 01:02
And I 01:04
Jizzed in my pants 01:04
It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me 01:06
But we're going to need a cleanup on aisle three 01:08
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance 01:10
Because I jizzed in my pants 01:12
To be fair you were flirting a lot 01:14
Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot 01:16
Please stop acting like you're not impressed 01:18
One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check 01:20
Last week, I saw a film 01:22
As I recall it was a horror film 01:24
Walked outside into the rain 01:26
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I 01:28
Jizzed in my pants 01:30
Speeding down the street when the red lights flash 01:32
Need to get away need to make a dash 01:34
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I 01:36
Jizz in my pants 01:38
The next day my alarm goes off and I 01:40
Jizz in my pants 01:42
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I 01:43
Jizz in my pants 01:46
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I 01:48
Jizzed in my pants 01:50
I just ate a grape and I 01:51
Jizzed in my pants 01:53
I went to check 01:54
Jizzed in my pants 01:55
Okay, seriously you guys, can we, okay? 01:57
I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me 02:00
And when we're holding hands, it's like having sex to me 02:04
You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy 02:07
I wear a rubber at all times, it's a necessity 02:11
'Cause I 02:15
Jizz in my pants 02:15
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants) 02:17
Yes jizz in my pants 02:21
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants) 02:23
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Jizz In My Pants – English Lyrics

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[English]

Lock eyes from across the room
Down my drink while the rhythms boom
Take your hand and skip the names
No need here for the silly games
Make our way through the smoke and crowd
The club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
Move in close as the lasers fly
Our bodies touch and the angels cry
Leave this place go back to yours
Our lips first touch outside your doors
A whole night what we've got in store
Whisper in my ear that you want some more
And I
Jizz in my pants
This really never happens you can take my word
I won't apologize, that's just absurd
Mainly your fault for the way that you dance
And now I
Jizz in my pants
Don't tell your friends or I'll say you're a slut
Plus it's your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus
Now I'll go home and change
I need a few things from the grocery
Do things alone now mostly
Left me heartbroken not lookin' for love
Surprise in my eyes when I looked above
The checkout counter and I saw her face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said "I need a friend"
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or credit?"
And I
Jizzed in my pants
It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But we're going to need a cleanup on aisle three
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance
Because I jizzed in my pants
To be fair you were flirting a lot
Plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
Please stop acting like you're not impressed
One more thing, I'm gonna pay by check
Last week, I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
Jizzed in my pants
Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
Need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
Jizz in my pants
The next day my alarm goes off and I
Jizz in my pants
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
Jizz in my pants
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense I
Jizzed in my pants
I just ate a grape and I
Jizzed in my pants
I went to check
Jizzed in my pants
Okay, seriously you guys, can we, okay?
I jizz right in my pants every time you're next to me
And when we're holding hands, it's like having sex to me
You say I'm premature, I just call it ecstasy
I wear a rubber at all times, it's a necessity
'Cause I
Jizz in my pants
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
Yes jizz in my pants
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants)

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Vocabulary Meanings

jizz

/dʒɪz/

C2
  • verb
  • - to ejaculate
  • noun
  • - ejaculation; semen (slang)

pants

/pænts/

A2
  • noun
  • - trousers, lower garment

dance

/dæns/

A2
  • verb
  • - to move rhythmically to music
  • noun
  • - a series of rhythmic movements

touch

/tʌtʃ/

A2
  • verb
  • - to make physical contact with
  • noun
  • - physical contact

eyes

/aɪz/

A1
  • noun
  • - organs of sight

heart

/hɑːrt/

A1
  • noun
  • - muscular organ that pumps blood; symbol of emotion

friend

/frɛnd/

A1
  • noun
  • - a person with whom one has a bond of mutual affection

love

/lʌv/

A1
  • noun
  • - deep affection
  • verb
  • - to feel deep affection for

look

/lʊk/

A1
  • verb
  • - to direct one's gaze
  • noun
  • - the act of looking; appearance

feel

/fiːl/

A2
  • verb
  • - to experience a sensation or emotion
  • noun
  • - a sensation or emotional state

absurd

/æbˈsɜːrd/

B2
  • adjective
  • - wildly unreasonable; illogical

sensitive

/ˈsɛnsətɪv/

B2
  • adjective
  • - quick to detect or respond to slight changes; easily hurt emotionally

awkward

/ˈɔːkwərd/

B2
  • adjective
  • - lacking ease or grace; uncomfortable

premature

/ˌpriːˈmætʃər/

C1
  • adjective
  • - occurring too early; before the proper time

ecstasy

/ɪkˈstasi/

C1
  • noun
  • - intense joy or delight; a trance-inducing drug

necessity

/nɪˈsɛsəti/

B2
  • noun
  • - something that is essential or required

rubber

/ˈrʌbər/

B1
  • noun
  • - elastic material; also a condom

crowd

/kraʊd/

B1
  • noun
  • - a large group of people gathered together

smoke

/smoʊk/

B1
  • noun
  • - visible vapor from burning material

store

/stɔːr/

A2
  • noun
  • - a place where goods are sold
  • verb
  • - to keep or accumulate for future use

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