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So I have an electric car it's the coolest car I've ever driven or had

But it's new technology it's still not great at

People staring at me. It's still not great range wise I get about a hundred miles per reigned??? per bet-

Hold let me pass - (just read the screen)

He's still looking. Oh my God, he's

Questioning me so much right now

We left to do like a 30-something mile route when I had 20 something percent battery

Where it Sheetz now, I pulled up off the highway

we made it with one percent battery and we made a

Sheetz sheetz. I love you. You're- I've never eaten your food. I've never used your gas. But you're my favorite place on earth

The poor person that's waiting for us at

Starbucks is gonna be waiting for a while. I'm sorry

So, how do we end up with 1% battery in a car twice?

Well, like I said I get about a hundred miles on a charge

But we were running really late and didn't have time to wait at a charger. It would usually take like 20 minutes

So we rushed and only sat there for a few minutes so that we got enough charge to get to the parking lot

Then there was another charger near the parking lot. We're gonna go to directly after picking the snake up

however

The second charger didn't work

So we're in the car

Plugged in

Basically we were running late to pick up the blood Python, which is down there and we were also late on

Electricity for his freakin electric car we were waiting there and we got some enough percent to get there

and then we got picked up the Python and

Then we found another battery that charger over there that was supposed to be an electric car

Charger, and it doesn't work. So we're out in front of a random company

and we just literally

Plugged into the outlet right in front of their door

It's a Saturday. So we're hoping there's no one here. So now we just need to wait a long time

As it charges, so we're just trying to kill time right now

I'm gonna have a heat stroke. You want to swedish fish. I have a swedish fish

Nobody else see what's in the woods over there. You guys one see the blood Python for some reason

He didn't share the snake in that clip. Don't worry. We'll get to it but real quick

I want to explain the three charging levels for electric cars level one is too slow. It's just like a wall charger

It takes on my car about 17 hours to from zero to 100

So you just charge it overnight and you're good to go the next day level two

Usually you can get it installed or just go to a level two charger fees take a few hours to charge

So usually what I do is I'll plug it in go into a store come back and it'll be pretty much completely charged and level

Three you just sit in the car and wait because it's so quick that it only takes a few minutes to fully charge

Big coin? Yeah

Seriously, how close is that?

So I found a quick charger. It's four miles away. We need four miles of range

It still says we have zero miles of range. We're still plugged into this random business

And I have it says it's gonna be seventeen and a half hours until full charge

Which is a basically a day

So we're gonna try and get enough to get to the quick charger. Charge at the quick charger. Save the planet by an e v car

I'm thirsty

I'm really thirsty too

So we're-we're splitting ways

Alex is staying here with the car and I've been gonna go try to walk to Walmart to get water for us

And for the Python to keep him from overheating, I'm off. What?

It's all- I'll try I have my knife. People are gonna think I'm so high right now

I promise I'm not. What are you laughing at? Look at me I'm Bryan Ba-(redacted by subber. gross)

Hi guys

So today we have some fun stuff going on

I'm really good at brian barczyk impressions as you can tell. So i'm trying to find my way to Walmart somewhere this direction

But I don't really know I don't how should I take a shortcut through the trees here?

Let's see if this is a good idea. Ooo its a pond we can do some herping on the go

Look I found a pond. Found my way down to the pond. I am going herping. I'm going herping. Hey, cool

Look at that beavers have been here. Owch. Gotta be some turtles or something hanging out here

I mean those turtles in here or at least it's a turtle

Hello there's something moving in the bushes

Hello, should I go check it out?

Wonder if it's homeless people or something

Alex just texted

Looks like he's having some trouble

Okay, Alex needs me lets stop screwing around. I hurry to walmart now. Oh

What a day

Update still charging. Um I still can't see how much battery there is. There's too little for me to actually tell

It's getting pretty hot. I put the snake in the back of the car. It's actually way cooler back there and it pooped everywhere

It's disgusting Ethan didn't respond to my text. I hope he's getting toilet paper

Give miles for a turtle (subslave:i give uo) cuz I gotta walk all the way around the pondto get back to right route. Well look

gooslings. Should I try to catch one of those will you be mad if I told you already found a goosling once and I caught it?

Yeah, I have a photo of it too gonna yell at me YouTube

Come at me

I've had worse. I don't give a crap about your opinion

I'm also suffering heat stroke and highly delusional so I wouldn't take anything I say right now seriously

Except the goosling part. That one actually did happen. Okay, I think Walmarts this way

What do you guys think with the shortcut through the bush is a good idea I hear cars

I'm coming out of the wilderness

Haha, Here I am I reached- what did I reach? this Walmart?

I don't know where the crap I am. Good lord. I must look like I'm high

to these people

I'm staggering

thirsty, my long hair, sweaty and stringy

except

holding a really expensive camera

So probably think I stole it which is great

I'm just a thief now

A common criminal. It's been 20 minutes since I texted Ethan about the poo and he didn't respond

So I called him and he didn't answer. Put me in prison.

I have no individuality.

I have no say over my

Circumstances, I still don't know how much the cars charge is still on block one it's definitely not very high

The nearest charger is 3.5 miles that's faster. So I might just wait like another half hour

I don't even know where Ethan as though. I don't want to leave the car

But he hasn't answered anything. I am destined to be doomed. In doomed to be destined

The end is nigh. 14% battery

I don't know where I am

I'm going up to the main road to see if I can see Ethan down there

if I do see him then cool if

I don't then I don't know what to do because I don't want to leave the car and the snake. I don't know what to say

anymore

There's nothing left to say, oh boy

I don't see him. Alas

At the end of our days

We see the truth

Walmart is that way. no I don't see him

I'm inside walmart. Where do I find toilet paper, that's the question

No, no, no, this is not okay

This is not okay

I feel for threaten. Those kids back there asked if I was a vlogger

I told him no because I don't like the stereotype that vloggers get but then I said yes

And I give him a link to my youtube channel because I want them to check out my youtube channel

Even though I'm not really a vlogger but I still make videos. So I sort of am. Trying to find the water. I see it

Ya I'm coming back water is heavy. Yeah, I'm just exhausted and

Took me forever to find the Walmart and then forever to find the water and then on the way out

They apparently they stopped everyone for receipts even though I had like only two dollars worth of stuff

They still stopped me and I couldn't find the receipt. So I need to go back and try to reprint the receipt and

Now I'm just pissed so

I'm heading back now

Okay, 15 minutes later Ethan called back it's kind of went from like kind of funny to like I want to die

Here's the poor snake. I found the hose on

The building so I used our electricity and their water

But I put some water in here so that he could hydrate and it was getting pretty warm in here

So I'm just gonna leave it open and let him hang out.

Oh there he is!

I hope that's him. Oh, yeah, there's that lusious hair. It's him. He got a gallon

Uh-oh. Oh gosh, you feel me?

(subslave: I'm not sure what they said)

No, it feels like- he needs air- he's regurgitating.

He's trying to bite something too. This is warm here on the cement

Oh this poor child

I brought two. Yeah, I bought two gallons, but I couldn't carry it all the way through so I just- dumping one

Yeah, I filmed a lot of stuff and said a lot of the delusional things in the last I'm on the walk over so

I didn't update every 15 minutes

How long was I gone?

Yeah, I'm good

So here's the little blood Python

We're stranded until the car gets more battery, but we're doing the best we can to keep it cool

I'm not too worried about him overheating in the shade, but because he is especially weak. He's gonna be more susceptible to

the effects of the heat than your average snake because snakes are cold-blooded what happens when they overheat is

basically all their body systems run

faster than they can handle

So imagine if your heart rate just kept on getting faster and faster and your breathing kept by getting faster faster and your muscles

Kept on feeling the need to move faster and faster

That's what it would be like if you were to continually

Overheat if you were a snake you can't cool down by sweating or anything like that

It would be a very painful way to go. Like we said we're in the shade and we got plenty of water

So we're not too worried

But so be extra careful and a little bit concerned regardless of whether he survives the heat and makes it home

The bigger issue is his condition in general. He is so skinny

Yeah, I think he's even skinnier than the first guy that we had that died

In the very first emerald scales video. He didn't make it very far

This guy's looks even skinnier. However, this one's a lot more alert. That's always a good sign. So we have high hopes

With our other ball python that died you couldn't even you could barely tell it was living when it was alive. See him drinking. Yeah

I have exciting news the car is at 6% battery

I've never been so excited over 6% on my car, but we're 3.5 miles away. I can usually get like I

Don't know

We should be able to do it. Okay ready to go oh

Okay, the lenses all foggy right now and just ignore that. We made it to a little nature park

They have a level-two charger, which is better than a wall outlet. So we're charging more quickly. I was really scared

It didn't tell us how much battery we had left, but we did it

Okay, we're at the quick charger now

We're at the wildlife resources area of

NC State

This is where I'll be going in a couple of years, hopefully, so we're using their electricity. It's free

So that's nice next trying to leave. It's at 14% We've been here for about a minute

One day, one day soon

One day soon. We're at 55% battery it's been quite a few minutes but not too bad since 55 is quite a lot

It's feels pretty nice out now, I guess

After shooting that last clip we hopped in the car we had like 70% and we drove home

We made it just fine and I have not had any problems since with the car. So there we go

That was like six hour adventure. Now you are going to be wondering. How is the blood Python?

Well, unfortunately, you can probably guess what I'm about to say it only survived a number of days

But it hadn't probably not had food or maybe even water and so long that it just could not keep the water down

It was drinking too much

luckily over the course of a few days

I believe it did hydrate and was okay overall, but unfortunately

It was basically too weak to take a meal

it was fed a small frozen Mouse it took it and he just

Pretty much held on to it for a few hours because he did not have the strength to actually swallow it so

Thankfully the heat and everything that did not affect his health

He made it through that just fine and luckily we- Ethan made the trek for the water and everything

But that was not enough because it was just a bit too far. Ok

Well, that's I don't I don't want to end it on something sad, so, I don't know

maybe I'll just show a bunch of out-of-context clips cuz overall it was

I mean it sucked but it was kind of an enjoyable experience overall

very interesting getting stranded in an electric car in the middle of

Some- like I didn't even know where we were- but there we go. Will there be a third one

I don't know time will tell

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
electric /ɪˈlɛktrɪk/ B1	adjective - relating to or using electricity.
technology /tɛkˈnɒlədʒi/ B2	noun - the application of scientific knowledge for practical purposes.
staring /ˈstɛərɪŋ/ A2	verb - looking fixedly or intently with the eyes.
battery /ˈbætəri/ A2	noun - a device that stores chemical energy and converts it to electrical energy.
percent /pərˈsɛnt/ A2	noun - a rate or proportion expressed out of 100.
route /ruːt/ A2	noun - a course or way followed by travelers.
favorite /ˈfeɪvərɪt/ A2	adjective - most liked or preferred.
waiting /ˈweɪtɪŋ/ A1	verb - remaining inactive in expectation.
charge /tʃɑːrdʒ/ B1	verb - to replenish the electrical energy of a device.
minutes /ˈmɪnɪts/ A1	noun - a unit of time equal to sixty seconds.
random /ˈrændəm/ B1	adjective - chosen or done without a particular plan or purpose.
outlet /ˈaʊtlɪt/ A2	noun - a point in an electrical circuit where current is taken to operate an appliance.
Python /ˈpaɪθən/ B1	noun - a genus of nonvenomous snakes.
delusional /dɪˈluːʒənəl/ C1	adjective - having false beliefs or illusions.
shortcut /ˈʃɔːtkʌt/ B1	noun - a direct route or way of achieving something.
pond /pɒnd/ A1	noun - a small body of still water.
herping /ˈhɜːrpɪŋ/ B2	verb - the activity of searching for reptiles and amphibians.
turtle /ˈtɜːrtl/ A1	noun - a reptile with a shell.