[English]
- I'm Batman.
(happy calm music)
- Good morning, everyone!
- Good morning everyone,
today is Memorial Day.
- And we're gonna put our...
Flag up!
- Yes we're putting a flag
up because it's Memorial Day,
where we remember the people
that have sacrificed their
life to serve our country.
So that's what we're gonna do.
And it's also sort of the
unofficial beginning of summer,
so like this around the time
when summer break starts,
and the summer vacations,
and the summer holidays.
This is when it begins.
So, we're getting summer
started off right now
by putting up a flag so
let's build this thing.
- Let's build this thing.
- Look at this,
a little eagle for the top.
The flag.
- Very careful with the flag.
- Thank you Jacob.
- Can't let it touch the floor.
- So I think our house already
has these things on it,
which hold the flag in
place, so we don't need that.
I think this goes like this.
This like this.
All right, it looks good.
- [Jacob] Now we need another pole on it.
- I don't know, I think
this might be good enough.
- [Jacob] I really want
another pole, though.
- Whoa, whoa, baby with a pole, okay.
It's much bigger than I
thought it was gonna be.
- So let's move it, move it.
I pledge allegiance to the flag
of the United States of
America and to the republic
for which it stands, one
nation, under God, indivisible,
with liberty and justice for all.
It's already flagging!
- We did it, there it is.
So we are having a little
get together tonight
and I feel like every time
we have a get together,
we use it as an opportunity to sort
of enhance our house a little bit.
- Polish things up.
- Polish things up a little bit.
- On my birthday we got two couches.
- On Bailey's birthday, for example,
we had no couches so we got some.
Today we're getting something
that Jessica's been begging
for for a long time: light.
- A lamp in our living room
because we have no lighting.
We had to bring lamps in from other rooms.
- We did the ole' lamp
shuffle, the ole' lamp shuffle.
So today we are in the lighting department
and we are gonna try and find something
to illuminate our fireplace room,
like a nice chandelier,
you want a chandelier?
- This would be actually
ideal but do you know
how to put this into our ceiling?
- Absolutely not.
I'm not an electrician so I don't know
how to like, have wires
go through our ceiling.
I'm not an electrician.
This beautiful lamp post right
in the middle of the living room,
think of the statement we'd be making.
- As long as there's light I'm fine,
I'll do anything, I don't care.
- [Jacob] I want that.
- [Chris] You'll never be able to keep me
from singing "Singin' in the Rain"
and hanging off the bar
(baby yells happily)
Can you find a good light for us?
- Yeah.
- [Chris] Ooh, here's what
we got, we got some lights.
- [Bailey] Oh I like this one.
- [Parker] I like the rainbow one!
- [Chris] Ooh, is that
the one? I like that one.
- That's what you've been wanting, right?
- [Chris] Do you like that one?
- Yes. Do it.
- $37 one!
- [Chris] The $37
- [Jessica] Rainbow one.
- [Chris] Rainbow one?
Not enough sparkles though
I don't think. We'd need you
to stand under it all the time.
- Yeah, we can do that!
I'll be like, I'm singing in the rain!
Blah, blah, blah sing that off.
Tune.
- Jessica was like,
"okay, this one's $144,
we'll get that one.
But this one over here,
the unattractive one, is less
money so maybe we'll do that.
We'll get the less attractive one."
- I don't know.
This is all probably temporary, right?
Someday we'll actually
hire an electrician and get
our house to actually work.
No?
- If we keep throwing parties.
Okay so this keeps happening
every time we try to
get a light for that
room, we get like stumped.
We get totally stumped.
We'll be all, "That's the one!"
And then they're out of stock of the one,
or we see another one and
we're like, "That one might
be better, but we're not sure."
- They were out of stock of
the two that we decided on.
- And then it's like,
do we get a standing one or do we like,
run a cable across the top of room,
do we get an electrician to
come in and put a light in?
Like-
- I would've been fine
with any of those options,
but they were out of the
ones that we were like,
these are the ones, so.
- So, we're going to another
store and there's one
that's here that we'll get
if we can't find anything
better, right?
That's the plan?
The current plan?
- Yes.
- Okay.
- It's gonna end in a dark room.
- So we went to another
store and they were out
of stock of the lights we wanted also.
So now we're back at The Home Depot,
we're gonna get a light
that probably won't
work in that room
permanently, but it'll work
for today and at least Jessica
gets some light tonight.
That's the best I can do.
But, everybody's waiting in the car
except for these two guys.
Yeah, and Duncan's driving.
(bubbly horn music)
Duncan, are you driving?
Okay, drive us through.
- [Parker] Duncan, are you driving?
- Yeah.
(child laughs)
- {Christopher] Driving both side, huh?
Where's your driver's license?
Do you have your driver's license?
You don't have one?
Oh no!
You're driving crazy!
What are you doing?
Drive more carefully!
You never learned to drive!
- Woo, woo
Noo!
(child babbling)
- [Chris] Okay, okay.
Maybe I should drive.
- Yeah, he doesn't have
his driver's license
right, Duncan?
- Yeah.
(lively horn music)
(plastic ripping)
- All right, look.
Look how dark I am because of the lights.
I should stand in here.
All right, the lights are in place.
It's hard to tell right
now because it's day time,
but at night time this room
gets really really dark
and those might just
help us out a little bit.
Our hope is to have
something that's here on
the ceiling at some point.
But today it seemed like
too much of a project
and they didn't have the
light that we liked the best
in stock so, for today this
is what we got going on.
And now we gotta clean up a
little bit and get prepped
for a big, barbecue, bash.
All right our friends are
here, I got the barbecue going.
Got some corn, we got some hotdogs.
It's a party.
- [Chris] Uh, oh!
Did you get your face painted?
Who are you?
- Batman, Batman
- You're Batman?
Do you want to see what it looks like?
- Yeah.
- Look, look right here.
What do you think?
Does it look cool?
- [Jessica] Duncan!
Oh my goodness, oh
watch out for that kick!
Pow!
Oh, pow!
Ka-Blammo!
Dad is gonna have fun editing this.
- I'm Batman!
- [Jessica] Whoa!
- I wanna see.
- [Jessica] You wanna see?
- Yeah.
- Wahhh Ya!
- [Jessica] Yes.
Whoa
I feel very protected with you guys here.
What's you superhero name, Catherine?
- Butterfly.
- I'm Batman!
- I'm Butterfly America!
- I'm Butterfly America
- [Jessica] I thought
you were Batman! (laughs)
Do you want to be
Butterfly America or do you
want to be Batman?
- Butterfly America.
- [Jessica] Okay, you're
Butterfly America.
(baby babbles)
Okay. Who's this?
- I'm Peter Parker!
- [Jessica] Also known as?
- Spider man.
I'm Peter Parker Batman.
- [Jessica] Spider man?
- Oh, yeah.
Spider man.
And I'm Spider man!
- [Jessica] Amazing.
- I'm Spider man!
- [Jessica] You're Spider man?
- I'm Spider man!
- [Jessica] Oh, we are very safe.
Look at all these
(simple piano music)
Cool Bailey.
(relaxed ukulele music)
- Where's the buns?
- [Chris] These ones are vegetarian, just
that's why they don't look like...
Vegetarian.
For you!
- For Duncan.
- [Chris] And Duncan.
- I don't need to cut mine up.
- [Chris] Well, you can.
You're welcome to.
- It's yummy, right?
- [Chris] Do you like the hot dogs?
- Yeah!
- [Chris] Yeah?
Can you eat one?
- Yes.
- [Chris] Are you gonna dip it?
- Yeah.
- [Chris] Dip!
- Okay, so kind of a funny thing.
Jacob and Parker both have
gymnastics, usually and...
- They both have gymnastics?
- They both have gymnastics
typically on a day
like today but it is a
holiday so the main office
of the gymnastics place is closed.
But because they're on pre-team,
usually, even if it is a holiday, they go
and we're not sure if they
have class right now or not.
So we're gonna drive to the gymnasium,
see if there are people there,
and if they need to be
in their class practicing
their mad skills.
So there's a chance that we'll
go there and turn around.
There's a chance that that
they'll do gymnastics.
But, we're bringing some
of the party with us.
There we go.
So, let's go see if gymnastics is a thing.
Okay, we just got here to gymnastics
and it's definitely closed so,
back to the party.
We got back home and Jessica had started
a game without me.
- I did!
And we have enough for another player too.
- [Chris] But, not anymore because you've
already started playing
- We haven't gone all the way around.
Do you want to play?
- [Chris] Okay.
- We can fill you in.
- All right.
I'm gonna save the world.
Okay, the party is over.
This room is lit a little
better than it usually is.
I'm pretty excited about this new lamp
which is right here.
Lamp!
See, it can light things up.
We had a great time.
I'm really excited about this summer.
It's gonna be a really really fun summer.
Thank you guys so much
for joining us today
and I hope that you join us
for the rest of the summer.
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And now I gotta clean up a baby.
Okay Batman, party's over.
You ready to find out your true identity?
- Yeah.
(calm music)
- Night night
Love you.
Bye!
(baby laughs)