– English Lyrics

Lyrics & Translation

[English]

- Why?

- I want you and the baby to never see me again.

Ever.

- [Mom] Martin, I think it's on.

- [Martin] It should be.

Hello.

- [Mom] Does that look like it's on?

It's got that recording thing on there.

- [Martin] Yeah .

- Martin, just like ...

You're not holding ...

That's it, yeah.

Can you see my face and just my top in it?

- [Martin] Yeah, I can.

- Hi guys!

So Morgan as you know has been pranking me a lot lately.

Take your dog and go!

And I'm not very happy about it

so today I decided it's pay back time.

So Morgan

be warned.

Morgan's out for a meal at the moment,

he's coming home in I'm thinking about 10 minutes,

so I've got to get this camera positioned

somewhere upstairs.

I'm gonna hide it ...

- [Martin] But Jill, what prank are we doing today?

- Right, I'm glad you asked.

We're doing the pregnancy prank.

So, I'm gonna tell Morgan I'm pregnant accidentally

and we're gonna see what his reaction is.

I think he'll probably be okay,

but there is one point where he's not going to be happy

and I'm gonna save that till later on in the prank.

And them I'm gonna break the news to him.

So, because Morgan's gonna be loading this to his channel

I think it's only fair that we say this.

So if you're new, subscribe, hit that like button below.

Follow Morgan on Twitter, we're nearly at 2 million subs.

Or we may be by now.

And just thank you for all your support

and for supporting Morgan.

But today we're gonna prank him big time.

One of the things I'm gonna do to Morgan in this prank is

gonna make him really, really angry,

so I'm kind of really excited and I can't wait

for you to see how he actually lose his temper.

So what we're gonna do,

we're gonna go up to the kitchen now,

we've not got long.

We're gonna hide the camera, wait for Morgan to come in,

and then we're gonna call him in to a ...

Like a family meeting

and we're gonna break the news to him.

So I can't wait, I hope you guys are excited for this.

Are you excited Martin or are you a bit scared?

- [Martin] I'm really excited, Jill,

but there's only one thing ...

When he finds out.

- Oh god, yeah, 'cause he's really strong

and got big muscles (laughs).

Don't worry Morgan, we're only kidding,

you've got really big muscles.

(melancholy orchestral music)

You shouldn't leave your camera lying around, Morgan,

anybody can pick it up and prank ya,

so this is the first of many.

The prank wars is just beginning, Morgan,

so you should be very, very, very scared.

- [Spongebob Narrator] A few moments later.

- [Martin] Should I stop recording now Jill?

- Yeah, press the ...

Hang on a minute.

Give it me I'll do it.

This is what you do, Love.

You press this button here.

Right, guys, so we're not gonna do it the kitchen

we're gonna do it in the lounge

because it's probably more normal

that we sit in here at night.

We're gonna sit watching telly,

Morgan's gonna be home in a few minutes,

he's text he's on his way.

When he comes in I'll get the camera ...

I'm gonna switch it off in a minute,

I'll put it back on.

He won't see it, it's behind the telly,

and he will not be expecting this.

Right, guys, he's here.

We just heard the chimes on the door.

Get ready for this.

(chimes ringing)

Be ready Martin. - I'm ready.

I'm ready.

- Right, get in mode.

Get in the mode.

Morgan!

Are you home?

Morgan!

Hi you.

You have a nice time?

- [Morgan] Yeah.

- Come sit with us for a few minutes,

let's turn the telly off.

- [Morgan] I've got to ...

- No, no, no, Morgan,

we need to have just a little chat for a few minutes.

Come sit down.

- [Morgan] Is this a prank?

- No.

- [Morgan] You never chat to me.

- Morgan.

- No, we've got something to tell you.

- No, we've got something to tell you.

Oh, god.

- [Morgan] You just turned the Tv off, you're doing ...

- Just down a minute.

- Sit down, please.

- Sit down, mate.

- [Morgan] You sure?

- It's quite serious.

- [Morgan] Are you sure?

I genuinely don't know if I should believe you.

I do know prank wars I on.

I do know prank wars is on.

- Morgan sit down, we need to tell you

we've got some news ...

- [Morgan] Slow down, slow down.

- No, listen we've got some ...

- Swear?

- Swear I've got some good news for you.

- Sit down, we've just got to tell ...

- [Morgan] Well what if I want to stand?

- Well stand up then if you want.

You know how when you were little

you always kind of talked about

you wanted a brother or sister?

- I said that once when I was bullied

and lonely and had no friends.

What has that got to do with anything?

- Oh, I thought you really wanted one.

- Oh, you're taking the p***.

- Hang on, we aren't finished yet.

(Morgan laughs)

- We'll I was just talking - Why would you think I

wanted one?

Are you dumb?

Why would you ...

- So, no ...

Alright, alright, alright, I'm just trying ...

I got something to tell you

that's a bit like "Oh, right, okay."

- You have something to tell me ...

- I'm just gonna come out with it.

I'm just gonna come out with it, okay?

- You're gonna come out with it?

- I'm just gonna say it 'cause it's ...

I don't know how the best way to say it.

It's good news and we're quite excited.

I'm having a baby.

- (laughs) You're taking the p***.

You're taking the p***.

- This is ...

We weren't planning this.

- You're taking the p***.

- Oh!

- Now hang on!

- Don't do that!

That's dangerous.

- You're taking the p***.

You're taking the p***.

- Alright ...

- Where's the camera?

- There's no camera. - What camera?

- There's a camera there.

(clattering sound)

- Morgan!

Morgan, Morgan.

We'll go in the kitchen or somewhere else

if you'd rather talk somewhere else.

What are you doing?

- What are you doing that for?

There's no cameras in here.

- [Morgan] Tell me you're taking the p***.

- Sit down a minute.

- I'm gonna explain it to you like this, Morgan,

we're just giving ya ...

- Tell me you're taking the p***.

- We're telling ya that ...

- Where's the camera?

- Morgan, we're telling you the news that ...

- Tell me you're taking the p***.

- Listen, Morgan, calm down.

- No, alright, listen.

- Just calm down a bit. - If you don't me ...

- Tell me you're taking the p***.

- Calm down a bit.

- I thought you might be quiet and actually listen to us

and like it's been quite awkward.

- Where do I even start?

Tell me your taking the p***!

- Listen to your mum.

- Tell me you're taking the p***!

- Let your mum explain things.

- Tell me you're taking the p***!

- Just let your mum explain thing.

- Tell me your taking the p***, come on!

- [Mom] I'm trying to explain something to you

that's been a bit awkward.

I've not known for very long,

nobody else knows and I'm trying to tell you before.

- What you looking for?

- So ...

Morgan, I'm not even telling you, go to your room.

I don't even want to talk to you now.

You've spoiled the moment.

I'm telling you something

and you're just looking like a cuckoo

with your head spinning round.

I'm trying to explain something

and I'm treating you like a grown up ...

- Well explain that ...

- I told ya, I've just told ya.

I've had it ...

I'm pregnant, it's not planned ...

- You're pregnant?

You're taking the ...

You're pregnant?

- Is it because of my age that you're thinking it's a lie?

- Of course it's 'cause of your age!

For god's sake!

- What's age got to do with it?

Come on, lets face it.

- Why is ...

- Listen, we've not planned this, alright?

So, listen ... - I don't even care.

- We're gonna talk about this properly

- Because why, why, why have you not talked to me?

Why have you not ...

No, you're taking, I'm not falling for this.

- [Martin] We've just found out.

- [Mom] I'm telling you.

I'm telling you now.

- I'm not falling for this.

- Alright, well, leave it at that then.

We'll talk about it tomorrow

when you come to be a bit more grown up.

- If you don't want to listen, fair enough.

- If you don't want to listen

other people will be telling other people

so I want ...

- You're taking the ...

- So how do you feel?

- I don't even ...

You don't ask me how I feel.

I know this is, you're taking ...

- But what difference is it gonna make to you really?

- What do you mean what different does it make to me?

- I'll still be at home with you.

- It's just ...

What do we even say to people about that?

- Are you embarrassed?

- I'm extremely embarrassed!

- Why?

- 'Cause it's just ...

It's happened, Morgan, I'm just trying to like explain

that it wasn't planned, it's too late ...

- We're trying to explain to you something, alright?

I don't want you to flee.

Just listen to me and your mum.

Just listen.

- But it's alright, I'm fit.

I've got a lot of energy.

- If you didn't want to talk about it, alright, so ...

(record scratch sounds)

- [Morgan Voiceover] So at this point you can tell

I did spot the camera,

and obviously as soon as I saw it

I knew it was 100% a prank.

Now, I was gonna just tell her that I'd seen the camera

and end it all there, but I had a thought.

Why don't I carry on the prank,

get really, really angry,

get really, really mean,

and reverse this whole thing on mum.

And that is exactly what I did.

Prank wars baby.

- What's the matter?

- Nothing, I'm just ...

- Don't be upset, come here.

You don't need to be upset about it,

I want you to be happy.

I want you to be happy about it.

- There is one thing

your mums got to explain something to you now.

- What is it?

- No, don't.

- He's got to know.

- The only problem that I've got then is,

why I would have preferred

to have just waited a little bit longer,

but because of my age and because of, you know,

I'm not allowed to fly or anything.

- [Morgan Voiceover] So this has ended up

working perfectly in my favour.

It gave me a reason to get really, really angry

and for mum to believe it.

Like, get ready for this guys,

this prank just backfires completely on mum.

- I'm you're not gonna be ... - What about the holidays?

We can't go to America.

- We can't go ...

I can't go to America with you.

- We can't go to America.

- And I know that's ...

I feel bad.

Watch ...

- Calm down!

- [Morgan] You can't go to America?

- No.

- That's it, I've had enough of this.

I've had enough of this.

I'm going, I'm moving out.

- Where are you going, to America?

- No, I'm living with dad, I'm fed up with this.

(Jill gasps)

I'm absolutely fed up with this.

- Why?

- [Morgan] You take it too far every time.

It's just really 'cause I don't want to be around you,

I don't want to be known with it, I don't want to be ...

- With it?

What, with a baby?

- With it, with that little thing.

I don't want to be a ...

I don't want to ever know it,

I don't want it ever meeting me.

If it ever meets me, I'll tell you what I'll do.

I'll make sure it doesn't want to meet me ever again, okay?

- Morgan I'm shocked.

This is no like you at all.

- Why are you like that?

There's no reason to be like this.

- Listen to me, listen to me.

Listen to these words before you get angry,

before you get any more angry.

I'm gonna go upstairs, I'm gonna pack my stuff,

I'm gonna get everything,

and then I want a lift to dad's in half a hour.

- [Martin] Why?

- And then I want you and the baby

to never see me again, ever.

- That's shocking, Morgan.

- I'm going now, so you got to ...

- What's wrong?

I can't, honestly, I can't understand you at all.

Why don't you come back and talk sensibly about it?

- [Morgan] Talk sensibly when there's no baby!

- Let's just pull this video,

this has gone a bit too far now.

That's a prank that's gone wrong.

Martin, I'm gonna go up another word

and tell him it was a prank.

I can't let him go.

- [Martin] I didn't expect him to walk like that.

- [Mom] No, I didn't, I can't believe it.

- [Martin] I thought it'd get him unhappy, but ...

- [Mom] I know.

- [Martin] Not be angry like that.

- [Mom] I know.

Morgan!

Morgan, I've just come to tell you

I've got your camera

and that was actually a prank, we were pranking ya.

- That was a prank?

- [Mom] That was a prank.

- I don't care.

I don't care for the lot of it.

I'm completely fed up with it.

Get the camera out, If I ...

No, give me the camera.

I'm gone, I don't ...

- [Mom] (Laughs) No.

You can't go just 'cause we've done a prank.

You're always pranking me.

- [Morgan] I don't care, that's too far.

- [Mom] But what about when you squirt fart spray

and smelly stuff in my hair?

- [Morgan] None of that's as serious as that.

- [Mom] It is serious!

- [Morgan] You don't understand how serious that is to me.

So get me my life.

- [Mom] What's ...

you're having a little brother or sister ...

- [Morgan] Get ready, get ready.

- [Mom] I'm really disappointed in him.

(Morgan laughs)

- Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yo, that is the definition of a prank backfire.

Oh my god (laughs).

I can't believe it.

Should I reveal it to her?

I'm gonna reveal it to her.

- Don't get upset about it.

- I know, but of course I'm upset

'cause I feel like a idiot.

- If he can't take it,

that's up to him if he can't take it.

- I know, but it's like there's just ...

- [Morgan] Mum.

- We were just gonna be funny.

What d'you want?

You're not leaving.

- What are you doing with that?

(Morgan laughs)

Look, he's laughing now.

Look at him. - What are you laughing at?

- [Morgan] See, there's one mistake you made.

- You know what?

I'm done.

- [Morgan] You could not hide a camera to save your life.

I spotted that about five minutes in.

That is the ...

You didn't even hide it.

- You actually knew then?

- [Morgan] Yep, yep.

- And so is that why you were going mad?

You were showing off.

- [Morgan] Yep (laughs).

- So did I prank you then?

- [Morgan] No, that's a massive,

massive backfire right there.

- You almost had me.

You almost had me at the first two or three minutes

you thought it was for real.

- [Morgan] I don't know, I mean,

I was saying, "Where's the camera?"

But, either way Mum, I think now

what you got to do is look down the lens and say ...

- No, I'm not doing it.

- [Morgan] "It just backfired."

- No, because I don't know, no.

- [Morgan] "My prank just backfired

"and I'm still yet to prank Morgan."

- No.

- [Morgan] Come on, mum.

- My prank just backfired and

I'll have to do better next time.

- [Morgan] "And I'm still yet to prank the king."

- Oh no, I'm not going that far.

(Morgan laughs)

- [Morgan] You've just taken the biggest L ever.

You tried to prank me, with a decent prank I may say,

it had the thought behind it.

But the one rookie mistake you made: hiding the camera.

- I can't understand how you saw it.

I just don't get it.

Are you leaving then?

- [Morgan] Oh, no, I think I'll stay here

if that's okay with you.

- Yeah, I bet you'll stay here.

(Morgan laughs)

God dammit, we were just gonna start celebrating.

- Guys, whoa!

That is where we're gonna end this video,

Mum is still yet to prank the king,

she's still very bad at pranking.

See, there's one thing that's bad

for you in this situation, Mum.

- Yeah?

- You failed to prank me but at the same time

you just made me more mad.

(Jill and Martin laugh)

- Can I just ask though? - Mum ...

- Did I actually even switch the camera on properly?

- I think you did, yep.

I think you did, so. - That's good then.

- I mean, at least that's something.

- At least I'm learning.

- Guys, if you're new to the channel remember

to hit that subscribe button.

In the intro, did you do an intro?

- Yeah.

- Did you tell them to subscribe?

- Yeah.

- Aw, get yourself a mum that pranks you

but still tells you to subscribe.

Guys, if you're new hit that subscribe button down below,

smash a like on the video right now

for that bloody terrible prank by mum.

- Oh my god!

- [Morgan] And Martin - Don't blame me.

- [Morgan] Can't let him get away with it.

- [Martin] I followed her.

- Whose idea was that by the way?

- Me.

- That was a weird prank, no.

- No, but a lot of comments were saying

for you to prank me and say you've got somebody pregnant.

I just thought, "Well I'll pitch that one."

- I've seen a lot of them.

There you go, guys, if you're new remember to subscribe

and leave a like.

The teamwork shout out for this video goes to Ollie

who told me that he loves the prank videos

and he thinks I'm gonna win the pranks wars.

So Ollie, you've just gone on a prank that mums done on me

and I've still managed to come out on top,

so I think you're gonna be happy bro.

If you want the shout out in the next video

leave a like, subscribe, and turn on your notifications.

Well guys, as always, I've been bored,

she's been the worst pranker in the world,

he's been the second worst pranker in the world,

you guys have been awesome,

and we'll see you in are ...

Are?

In are?

- In our.

- In the next video.

Peace ...

Out.

- If you enjoyed the video then remember to subscribe

to Morgz's channel and don't forget to leave a like

Thanks for watching (laughs).

Peace out.

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
prank /præŋk/ B2	noun - a practical joke; a mischievous trick played on someone verb - to play a joke on someone
camera /ˈkæm(ə)rɑː/ A2	noun - a device for recording visual images
pregnant /ˈprɛɡnənt/ B1	adjective - carrying a developing baby inside the body
angry /ˈæŋɡri/ A2	adjective - feeling or showing strong displeasure
scared /skɛəd/ A2	adjective - feeling fear; frightened
upset /ˈʌpsɛt/ B1	adjective - distressed or unhappy verb - to disturb or unsettle
explain /ɪkˈspleɪn/ B1	verb - to make something clear or understandable
embarrassed /ɪmˈbærəst/ B2	adjective - feeling self-conscious or ashamed
disappointed /ˌdɪsəˈpɔɪntɪd/ B2	adjective - sad because something was not as good as expected
backfire /ˈbækˌfaɪər/ C1	verb - to have an opposite and undesirable effect to what was intended noun - an unintended and unwanted result
reveal /rɪˈviːl/ B2	verb - to make known; to disclose
subscribe /səbˈskraɪb/ B1	verb - to sign up to receive updates or content regularly
like /laɪk/ A1	verb - to find pleasant or enjoyable noun - a button indicating approval (e.g., YouTube "like" button)
video /ˈvɪdi.oʊ/ A2	noun - a recording of moving visual images
mom /mɒm/ A1	noun - a mother; a woman's parent
baby /ˈbeɪbi/ A1	noun - a very young child; infant
reaction /riˈækʃən/ B2	noun - a response or feeling caused by something
channel /ˈtʃænəl/ B2	noun - a platform for broadcasting video or audio content, especially online

Key Grammar Structures

• I'm having a baby.

  ➔ Present continuous tense

  ➔ The phrase "I'm having" uses the present continuous tense to describe an action happening now or in the near future.

• We weren't planning this.

  ➔ Past continuous tense (negative)

  ➔ The phrase "weren't planning" uses the past continuous tense in its negative form to indicate an action that was not happening in the past.

• I'm gonna break the news to him.

  ➔ Going to future

  ➔ The phrase "I'm gonna" is a colloquial form of "I am going to," used to express a future intention or plan.

• If you're new, subscribe, hit that like button below.

  ➔ Second conditional

  ➔ The phrase "If you're new" introduces a second conditional sentence, used to talk about hypothetical situations and their probable results.

• I've not known for very long.

  ➔ Present perfect tense

  ➔ The phrase "I've not known" uses the present perfect tense to describe an action that started in the past and continues up to the present.

• I'm moving out.

  ➔ Present continuous tense for future arrangements

  ➔ The phrase "I'm moving out" uses the present continuous tense to describe a future arrangement or plan.

• You almost had me.

  ➔ Past simple with 'almost'

  ➔ The phrase "You almost had me" uses the past simple tense with the adverb 'almost' to describe an action that nearly happened but did not.

• I think you're gonna be happy bro.

  ➔ Future with 'going to'

  ➔ The phrase "you're gonna be" is a colloquial form of "you are going to be," used to express a future prediction or expectation.