MY DICK – English Lyrics

• By: 3OH!3
• Album: NIGHT SPORTS

Lyrics & Translation

Dive into the playful and irreverent world of 3OH!3 with their song \"MY DICK.\" This track is a perfect example of modern American satire and hyperbole in music. By exploring the lyrics, you can learn about colloquialisms, comedic timing in language, and the art of exaggeration for humorous effect. It's a fun and unconventional way to experience the creative and often absurd side of English slang and lyrical wordplay.

[English]

E-e-e-very time I look at my dick

Call me on the dog and bone

All you Yank's, it's a telephone

'Ere have a look just have a butcher's

Northern monkey Comanches

My dick's bigger than your brother

Pushing twenty-five stones like your mother

My dick's bigger than Wales

And your dick's smaller than a motherfuckin' snail

Ma bite mec

Ca monte jusqu'a la tour

Ta bite mec

Ca voit meme pas le jour

My dick like the Mississippi river

My dick ask your bitch, what's for dinner?

Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"

Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"

Goddamn

Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"

Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"

Yeah dog, it's motherfuckin' kid cuisine

My dick its bigger than Mr. Clean

So fresh you can swish it like Listerine

Your dick look like Adam Levine

My dick like Pinocchio nose

I lie and I just watch it grow

I hang low like trunk of Dumbo

While your dick is small like Frodo

Young punk in this motherfucker

Place looking right in this motherfucker

Big dick Clark in this motherfucker

Dick look like a fuckin' nutterbutter

Time to avoid them Barry Bonds

Dick so big, got a car alarm

Dick so big that it bought the farm

Your dick like Seth Rogen's arm

Coming through with a big wang

Doing thing bigger than the big bang

Your dick don't got no name

Your bitch call my dick Ving Rhames

V-V-V-Ving Rhames, Rhames, Rhames

Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"

Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"

Goddamn

Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"

Goddamn

Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"

Goddamn

Your dick's growing mold

My dick shines like gold

Your dick's like the pope

My dick don't get old

Hey, everybody, I wake up cause it's too much dick for one guy

But if I donated my shit to science

Motherfuckers start a riot

Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"

Goddamn

Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"

Goddamn

Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"

Goddamn

Every time I look at your dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a small dick"

That's a small dick

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
dick /dɪk/ B2	noun - penis (vulgar)
look /lʊk/ A1	verb - to direct one's gaze
call /kɔːl/ A1	verb - to telephone verb - to name or label
dog /dɒɡ/ A1	noun - domesticated canine
bone /bəʊn/ A1	noun - hard part of a skeleton
monkey /ˈmʌŋ.ki/ A1	noun - primate
snail /sneɪl/ A2	noun - slow mollusk with a shell
Mississippi /ˌmɪs.ɪˈsɪp.i/ B1	proper noun - U.S. state and river
river /ˈrɪv.ər/ A1	noun - large natural stream of water
Listerine /ˈlɪs.təˌriːn/ B1	proper noun - mouthwash brand
Pinocchio /pɪˈnɒk.i.oʊ/ B1	proper noun - fictional wooden puppet
nose /nəʊz/ A1	noun - facial organ for smelling
Dumbo /ˈdʌm.boʊ/ B1	proper noun - Disney elephant character
Barry /ˈbæri/ B2	proper noun - male given name
Bonds /bɒndz/ B2	proper noun - surname (e.g., Barry Bonds)
gold /ɡoʊld/ A2	noun - precious yellow metal
pope /poʊp/ B1	noun - head of the Catholic Church
science /ˈsaɪ.əns/ A2	noun - systematic study of the natural world
riot /ˈraɪ.ət/ B1	noun - violent public disturbance
grow /ɡroʊ/ A1	verb - to increase in size

Key Grammar Structures

• My dick's bigger than your brother

  ➔ Comparative adjective (bigger) + than

  ➔ The adjective "bigger" is in the comparative form and is followed by "than" to compare two nouns.

• My dick's bigger than Wales

  ➔ Comparative adjective (bigger) + than (non‑human comparison)

  ➔ The comparative "bigger" can also compare a thing with a place, as in "bigger than Wales".

• My dick like the Mississippi river

  ➔ Simile with "like" + noun phrase

  ➔ The word "like" introduces a comparison: "My dick like the Mississippi river" means the speaker is comparing his dick to the river.

• Every time I look at my dick, I'm like "Holy shit, that's a big dick"

  ➔ Time clause with "Every time" + present simple, colloquial reporting verb "I'm like"

  ➔ "Every time" introduces a habitual action; "I'm like" is a colloquial way to quote one's own reaction.

• Your dick don't got no name

  ➔ Double negative & non‑standard verb form (don't got) – present simple

  ➔ The sentence uses two negatives "don't" and "no", which is a double negative; standard English would be "doesn't have a name".

• Your dick's growing mold

  ➔ Present continuous (is/’s + verb‑ing) indicating ongoing action

  ➔ "is/’s growing" uses the present continuous to show that the mold is currently developing.

• Time to avoid them Barry Bonds

  ➔ Infinitive of purpose (to avoid) after a noun phrase "Time to …"

  ➔ "Time to" is followed by the infinitive "avoid" to express that it is the appropriate moment for avoiding Barry Bonds.

• My dick ask your bitch, what's for dinner?

  ➔ Verb + indirect object + direct object (ask + someone + what) – reported question

  ➔ "ask" is used with an indirect object ("your bitch") followed by a direct question clause ("what's for dinner?").

• My dick's bigger than Mr. Clean

  ➔ Comparative adjective (bigger) + than + proper noun

  ➔ "bigger than" compares the subject to a specific person (Mr. Clean), showing a clear comparative structure.