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Lyrics & Translation

[English]

(upbeat music)

(smooch)

- Hey, everybody, Jordan Page

with Millennial Moms here.

It's Wednesday so it's time for another video.

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Give this video a thumbs up if you like it.

Don't mind the red thumb.

I promise it's paint.

I didn't murder anybody.

Have you every had those days where you're so excited because

you and your spouse have a

great, hot sexy date lined up?

But, then, you get going,

you do your mom thing,

you're getting 5,000 things done, you're running around,

you're juggling a million things.

The day has just slipped away

and you look at the time and realize,

"Oh, dear, I've only got like 15 minutes

to get complete transformed for our date

and I look and smell like something out of a horror film".

Don't fret.

In just a few quick moments you can go from

frumpy mom to hot and sassy, hot date

(record scratch)

hot-tie-ness, hot, (groan).

Frumpy feeling mom to super sassy, hot date ready.

(finger snap)

Let me show you how.

First things first,

you gotta get out of what you're wearing.

I don't even know what it is,

but I can tell you you need to get out of it.

Slip into something that is comfortable,

but also makes you feel confident.

Don't you feel sassier already?

(finger snap)

Yeah,

yeah ya do.

Work that updo, mhmm.

In my opinion you can never go wrong

with something that's black.

Oh, my gosh, I really need to use my other hand.

OK.

That's black, loose fitting but still flattering,

and that you could never go wrong with sparkles.

Now, give yourself a little wiff.

Look, just to play on the safe side,

go ahead and add a little extra deodorant

even if you've already put some on today.

(clicks mouth)

Just trust me.

Ok, now you're dressed.

Lets do something with that hair.

A lot of people get stuck thinking, "I don't have time".

Yes, you do.

Yes, you have time.

Take your hair, however it is,

and just just shake it out.

Yup, just like that.

Next, grab yourself some dry shampoo.

It not only smells good and freshens up your hair,

but it adds some good body and texture.

The goal is big, sassy, messy, beachy, Victoria Secret style.

Kay, just go with it.

Yeah, we got it.

(upbeat music)

Now, I know there are lots of ways to curl your hair

and a lot of them take a thousand hours.

Raise your hand if you have a thousand hours.

(crickets chirping)

Yeah, I didn't think so.

All you need to curl your hair is five minutes.

Grab your hair in big pieces.

Don't even worry about sectioning off layers or anything,

just go for it.

(upbeat piano music)

Don't hairspray 'em, don't touch 'em.

We're just going to let 'em cool off

and we're gonna move on to teasing.

I like me some big hair.

I do.

I do, I really do.

Go from like,

to like, yeah, this.

Uh-huh.

Who does't want to date this?

OK, that was a bad idea.

Grab a comb,

grab some hairspray,

spray, tease, repeat.

And, don't stop until your hair is huge.

(upbeat music)

When you're done, lightly comb out the very top layer,

but don't undo what you just did.

Lightly, people, lightly.

Oh, wait, don't have time to touch up your makeup?

That's fine.

All we're gonna do is add lashes.

I show you exactly how to put them on

in my other Millennial Moms video.

Kay, eyelashes are on, hair is teased.

Now just shake out your hair,

loosen it up,

break up those curls,

make it nice and big and tousled,

and then add some hairspray to just set everything in place.

A tip that I love to do is take a Q-tip,

add a little bit of just normal lotion to it,

and wipe under your eye.

It really helps clear any smudges or smears

that you may or may not have realized are there.

And, lastly, grab your favorite perfume

and go cray, cray.

A man loves a good smelling woman

so just, just do it.

Ditch your diaper bag for a totally impractical purse

that you love and never use.

And, BAM!

Complete transformation from frumpy feeling mom

to super hot date in just a few minutes.

Going on dates is so important.

I know for me and my husband

we make sure to have a date every single weekend.

So, make time for them, people.

As a mom, you are important.

You need to feel beautiful, you need to feel sexy,

you need to feel sassy.

Take five minutes and transform yourself.

It really will help strengthen your relationship.

Because, when you feel good about yourself,

I don't know, just you feel good.

I leave the quotes to Oprah, alright.

Get off my back.

Give this video a big awkward red thumbs-up

and be sure to subscribe if you liked it.

And, come back next Wednesday.

Check out all the other mom's videos

cause they are ♫awesome♫.

Hey, did you know I have a blog

and a YouTube channel?

Links below in the description so check those out.

I will see you soon.

Bye!

(upbeat music)

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
excited /ɪkˈsaɪtɪd/ A2	adjective - feeling happy and enthusiastic
juggling /ˈdʒʌɡlɪŋ/ B1	verb - to do multiple tasks at the same time
transformed /trænsˈfɔːrmd/ B1	verb - to change completely in appearance or character
frumpy /ˈfrʌmpi/ B2	adjective - untidy and old-fashioned in appearance
sassy /ˈsæsi/ B1	adjective - bold and lively in a cheeky way
flattering /ˈflætərɪŋ/ B1	adjective - making someone look or feel attractive
wiff /wɪf/ A2	noun - a brief smell or scent
teasing /ˈtiːzɪŋ/ A2	verb - to comb hair to create volume
tousled /ˈtaʊsəld/ B2	adjective - untidy or disarranged, especially in an attractive way
cray /kreɪ/ A2	adjective - crazy
impractical /ɪmˈpræktɪkəl/ B1	adjective - not practical or sensible
transformation /trænsˌfɔːrˈmeɪʃən/ B1	noun - a complete change in form or appearance
strengthening /ˈstreŋθənɪŋ/ B2	verb - to make something stronger

Key Grammar Structures

• Have you ever had those days where you're so excited because you and your spouse have a great, hot sexy date lined up?

  ➔ Present Perfect with 'ever' and complex sentence structure with relative clause.

  ➔ The sentence uses the **Present Perfect** ('Have you ever had') to ask about a life experience. The phrase 'where you're...' introduces a relative clause modifying 'those days'. The use of multiple adjectives (**great, hot, sexy**) adds descriptive detail.

• Don't fret.

  ➔ Imperative mood.

  ➔ This is a direct **imperative** command, telling the viewer not to worry. It's a concise and informal way to offer reassurance.

• Let me show you how.

  ➔ Imperative with a clause expressing intention.

  ➔ This is another **imperative** sentence, but it's softened by the introductory phrase 'Let me', offering help. The 'how' introduces a clause explaining the method.

• Don't you feel sassier already?

  ➔ Tag question.

  ➔ This is a **tag question**, used to confirm or seek agreement. The structure 'Don't + subject + verb' is a negative tag question, expecting a 'yes' answer.