– English Lyrics

Lyrics & Translation

[English]

Ross Ross Ross

Ross hi

hi are you a uh friend of Rachel's yes

yes I am are you a uh a friend of

Rachel's actually I'm uh kind of a you

know a date type

thing of

Rachel a date yeah I'm her date oh oh

you're uh oh you're the date

you know this is actually good because

if we ever lose Ross we have a spare oh

you are the uh

paleontologist yes yes I am and you are

a periodontist see as different as night

and later that

night well I am going to uh get a

beverage uh it was nice nice uh meeting

you ditto

I uh well I I met

Russ

oh hey I didn't know we were uh seeing

other people well we're not seeing each

other huh

so well uh for your information there's

a woman at the Museum who's curator of

moths and other

uh winging

things who's uh let it be known that she

is drawn to me much like a

well you

know well so far I've been keeping her

at Bay but if this is the deal well yeah

this is the deal okay well um have a

nice evening thank you Russ you ready

yeah bye bye

hi she's

dating she's dating yes yes but did you

see who she was

dating what do you mean do you not see

it see what I don't know what she seeson

in that

goober and and takes him what like like

I don't know uh hello a week to get out

of

sentence yeah it's annoying isn't

it

yeah hey we're having some fun now huh

Ross want to do another one huh

Ross okay 11 letters atomic element

number 101 ends in ium

dysprosium

dysprosium

trendium and weenie number two has it

that's of course nine down Nights in

White Satin was sung by the dudy

blues wait you don't see it you actually

don't see it what okay honey you're

dating Ross no babes I'm dating Russ

Russ is Ross Russ Ross Steve sleep s

okay no one is named

sleeve babbe what the hell are you

talking about other than their names

being similar I'm sorry I do not see

what you're seeing for your information

it's a card sharp not a card shark you

could not be more wrong you could try

but you would not be

successful okay I'm want to get some

more coffee before the pinching and eye

poking

begins I know what your problem is oh

you do do you mhm you're

jealous uh of of what you're jealous

because I'm a real

doctor hey you're a doctor of gums

that's the smallest body part you can

major in it's like day one floss day two

here's your diploma you listen no no let

me finish no let me finish no you let

me hi

hi e

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
paleontologist ˌpæliɒnˈtɒlədʒɪst B2	noun - a scientist who studies fossils and ancient life forms
periodontist ˌpɛriəˈdɒntɪst C1	noun - a dentist specializing in the prevention, diagnosis, and treatment of diseases of the gums and other structures surrounding the teeth
curator ˈkjʊəreɪtər B1	noun - a person who manages a museum or art gallery, or a collection of artifacts
moths mɒθs A2	noun - nocturnal insects related to butterflies, typically with drab coloration
drawn drɔːn A2	verb - past participle of draw; attracted to something or someone
Bay beɪ A1	noun - a broad inlet of the sea where the land curves inward
dating ˈdeɪtɪŋ A1	verb - to go out with someone in a romantic context
goober ˈɡuːbər B1	noun - a foolish or inept person; slang term
annoying əˈnɔɪɪŋ A2	adjective - causing irritation or annoyance
dysprosium dɪsˈproʊziəm C1	noun - a chemical element with the symbol Dy and atomic number 66
trendium ˈtrɛndiəm C1	noun - a humorous or fictional element, not a real chemical element
jealous ˈdʒɛləs A2	adjective - feeling or showing envy of someone's achievements and advantages
floss flɒs A1	verb - to clean between the teeth with a thin thread
diploma dɪˈpləʊmə A2	noun - a document certifying the successful completion of a course of study
card sharp kɑːrd ʃɑːrp B2	noun - a person skilled at cheating in card games

Key Grammar Structures

• yes I am are you a uh a friend of Rachel's

  ➔ Tag Question

  ➔ The phrase 'are you a uh a friend of Rachel's' is a tag question, a short question added to the end of a statement to invite confirmation.

• actually I'm uh kind of a you know a date type thing of Rachel

  ➔ Present Continuous for Future Arrangements

  ➔ The phrase 'I'm uh kind of a date type thing' uses the present continuous to indicate a future arrangement, though not explicitly stated.

• if we ever lose Ross we have a spare

  ➔ Second Conditional

  ➔ 'If we ever lose Ross' is an example of the second conditional, used to talk about hypothetical situations in the future.

• see as different as night and later that night

  ➔ Simile

  ➔ 'As different as night' is a simile, a figure of speech comparing two things using 'as...as'.

• who's curator of moths and other uh winging things

  ➔ Relative Pronoun

  ➔ 'Who's' is a relative pronoun introducing a relative clause that describes the woman.

• much like a well you know

  ➔ Incomplete Sentence (Colloquial)

  ➔ The phrase 'much like a well you know' is an example of an incomplete sentence, common in colloquial speech.

• you could not be more wrong

  ➔ Emphatic Structure

  ➔ 'You could not be more wrong' is an emphatic structure used to strongly disagree.

• before the pinching and eye poking begins

  ➔ Future with 'before'

  ➔ The phrase 'before the pinching and eye poking begins' uses 'before' to indicate an action that will happen in the future.