– English Lyrics

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[English]

- I need like a paper bag to blow into.

You know on America's Next Top Model

when all of the girls are running around

like giraffes with no heads?

That's what the vibe is.

♪ Hello sunshine ♪

♪ Hello blue skies ♪

- Hi, I'm Jazz and I'm still 27 years old.

On the last episode, we were shopping for holiday looks.

This time, love is in the air

and I'm still single as (beep) (glass breaking)

I'm bring in my 27 year old friend, Ella,

to do a little date night challenge.

I wouldn't know what those are.

Bring in Ella!

- Hi!

- How are you?

- I'm good.

Hi, I'm Ella and I'm 27.

- How are you feelin' about this?

- I'm nervous.

- I met this teen while on a photoshoot

and she's the cutest thing ever.

I want her as a daughter myself.

We're gonna have a lot of fun.

- I'm excited.

- I'm gonna go get the teen.

- Hi! - Hi, I'm Ella.

- Hi, I'm Dronme and I'm 17 years old.

- I'm excited about this.

- Me too, I'm scared,

but I'm excited. - I'm scared also.

- Okay, good.

We stand in solidarity.

- What do you like to do for fun?

- I love to paint, dance around in my room.

Lately it's been a lot of mac and cheese and Law and Order

I've been watching. - Oh my gosh, same.

My first impression of Dronme

is that she has a really good sense of self.

She seems older than she actually is.

- What about you?

- [Ella] I would describe myself as comfortable

in comfortable things.

- My first impression of Ella

was that she was very comfortable cute, definitely casual.

So, how would you describe your personal style?

- T-shirts and nicer sweatpants.

Athleisure wear, as they say.

I don't look professional a lot of the time.

I walk into meetings and people ask me to get coffee,

and I'm like, no, this meeting is between you and me.

I've just been wearing the same clothes since high school,

which is very embarrassing,

and now that I'm like 27 I really need to get it together

and actually have some kind of external identity.

Tell me about your style, you look so sophisticated.

- My style's kind of bohemian-y.

I mostly wear chunky heels.

My Devil Wears Prada dream.

- So, we're going to do date night styles.

- I've got a date coming up

actually. - Oh, okay.

What is your ideal date?

- Walking around a park, being somewhere outside.

- Like a cheese plate, sitting and enjoying a good view.

- Yeah.

- I live with my girlfriend.

It's kind of getting into that point in the relationship

where you need to make things a special thing

to keep the romance alive.

When I go out, I do like to step it up a little bit.

Go to a wine bar or get some oysters.

It's my dream come true to have a teen style me,

so, please.

- So, are we ready?

- I'm ready. - Woo!

- Let's do it. - Okay.

(upbeat music)

- Alright, we're here at Forever 21,

you have the whole store, you have 20 minutes,

I'll be dropping in with 10 minutes left

for a little challenge.

20 minutes starts now!

- Game plan, I'm gonna try to do pants first.

What would Harry Styles wear on a date night

if he was a 27 year old girl.

Okay, billowy button up, tight denim jean.

- She's very bohemian and wants a picnic date.

Literally, of all the adults you could have picked,

I feel like I got that.

So, I immediately knew I was gonna do pants of some sort.

What's this? (gasps)

This is bohemian.

This is on-trend, I've seen people wearing big pants.

- Ella did really really well.

Just walked up in here,

grabbed some pants, and ran with 'em.

- I think this is perfect.

Let's keep looking for some tops.

- So, with Dronme, I expected her to just walk in

and be like, woo, here it is, and she was freaking out.

(sighs)

- You know those Dove commercials for the like,

stress sweat is different from regular sweat?

I relate.

- She has way bigger boobs than me

and I'm not really sure how that works.

So, I picked some revealing things.

I feel weird talking about a 17 year old like that,

but I mean, I'm gonna be real.

Whenever people ask me for dating advice

I'm like, show your boobs a little girl.

- My game plan is just see it and grab it,

it's like what I imagine Black Friday shopping to be like.

There was a lot of let me just lie it all down on the floor

and hope that it'll work out.

- I think we're doing really good right now.

I'm really liking this.

- And then, 10 minutes in,

Jazz came in with the haunted envelope.

- Hello, dear. - What?

- Oh, are you stressed?

- This is cute. - Can you tell?

Don't feel amazing about it.

Do you have something to tell me?

- I do.

Here is your little note, good luck with that.

Don't hate me.

- It was this ridiculous cryptic poem about Cinderella.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

- Tonight's date night.

- So you better come through.

- What was Cinderella without her shoe?

- You have 10 minutes to know what to do.

- Oh my goodness.

(record scratch) - What?

She ran away without...

Who knows, who, what does this mean?

Freaked out, found out that it just meant find shoes.

So, I thought I was doing great 'cause I already had a pair.

I have 10 minutes left.

This is looking a little bit cool PTA mom

and not cool 'bout to get laid mom.

So, I gotta step it up.

What about sparkles, like a necklace type of situation?

- I know she said she wears heels everyday,

but I don't wear heels ever.

I don't even know where to begin with heels.

I keep going for boots, like that's something I'd do.

I was think about it and I was like, you know what?

I'm just gonna go for a cute trendy boot.

- Okay, what about this?

I think that's cute.

We don't have any time, we're just gonna go with it.

- I might just look at the jackets.

I feel like I have five extra minutes.

Oh, this looks like a denim hoodie.

Oh, no, why you gotta do stuff like this?

You know, I'm just worried about her being cold.

Is that a mom thing to say?

- The very end was just a mad sprint.

Okay, I feel good about this.

What about the shoes, should we do black shoes?

I had two minutes left on the clock,

I was sprinting up the escalator

and I found random pair of shoes

that happened to be in the right size.

Ha, awesome, these are 8s.

We're just gonna get 'em, yup.

Harry Styles would be proud (groans).

I genuinely can't breathe.

(coughs)

- Alright, ladies.

Let's go see these babies.

I'm personally a little excited, a little nervous,

but I think you both did great.

Ella, time to pass yours off. - Here you go.

- Thank you.

- I'm nervous.

- Yeah, I am too. - Yeah.

(laughing)

I'm like 75% confident on my outfit.

- Alright, I think she's ready.

Come on out!

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

- [Ella] Oh my god, you look so good.

- [Jazzmyne] It is so good.

- I was going for bohemian

and you look like... - It totally works.

I think it's like bohemian plus a step up.

- Am I a stylist? - I think so.

- Holy (bleep), this jacket is great.

- I love the combination of textures and color

and I love this sweater also.

I think the whole tie thing is really cute.

I love the floral pants and the billowyness, it's beautiful.

- It's so India Arie vibes,

I'm lovin' all of this right now.

I love it.

You honestly look so good, I am really jealous,

but I think it's Ella's turn. - Yay.

Thank you.

- Of course. - Oh, we're goin' in...

- I think I played it a little bit safe in the beginning,

and then went rogue with the jacket.

I'm nervous to see what she thinks.

- I'm excited,

plus you look bomb so it really doesn't matter.

- That's all that matters.

Thank you. - Alright,

are you ready to see Ella?

- Yes. - Ella, come out.

Yes!

It's cute. - Do you like it?

- I love it. - Oh my god.

- [Ella] I love the jacket.

- [Dronme] How do you feel about the shoes?

- I like them.

When I saw myself for the first time,

I was pleasantly surprised.

This jacket is so cute and the shoes are also really cool.

I'm excited to take this look on the town.

- This alone is very you,

and then this is just like that little bit

of stylish trendiness, you know?

Just like your hair.

And then you've got a sophisticated woman with a heel.

- I never wear jewelry, but you know, maybe I should start.

- Ella came in not really sure of her style,

but I think this fashion challenge

really helped Ella lean into her aesthetic

and play with different clothing options.

This outfit for Dronme really pushed her

to realize that she can play with different clothing items,

maybe a little bit tighter, a little bit more revealing.

You got the body, girl, so you better work it.

We look like three stylish people.

- Charlie's Angels. - Oh.

I'm finally fashionable enough to be next to you guys.

- Yay. - Always.

I'm so jealous of your clothes

and the fact that you have dates.

Go off, have a good time, impress your loved ones,

I'll be watching Netflix.

- Thank you. - Enjoy.

Bye bye.

- I can't wait to be 27.

I hope that I'm funny and goofy,

but also just okay with who I am, just like Ella.

- What I learned about 17 year olds

is that people are people are women are women

and we're just all trying to figure it out.

- Don't be afraid to try new things

because you never know what cool floral pants

you might get out of it.

- I've never really done a good job styling myself,

so the fact that I styled this beautiful cool teen,

gonna go out on a high note

and never style anyone else again

and just be like, that one time I styled Dronme,

and I'm gonna be talking about it for like five years.

- So, my girls look great goin' on their date night,

but remember I'm still single.

My Tinder is Jazzmyne, I'm 27, I love pizza and Cardi B.

(kissing)

(bubbles popping)

(laughing)

(upbeat music)

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
shopping /ˈʃɒpɪŋ/ B1	verb - the activity of buying goods from shops
episode /ˈɛpɪsoʊd/ B1	noun - a part of a television or radio program
challenge /ˈtʃælɪndʒ/ B1	noun - a task or situation that tests someone's abilities
nervous /ˈnɜːrvəs/ A2	adjective - anxious or apprehensive
photoshoot /ˈfoʊtoʊʃuːt/ B1	noun - a session of taking photographs
excited /ɪkˈsaɪtɪd/ A2	adjective - very enthusiastic and eager
solidarity /ˌsɒlɪˈdærɪti/ C1	noun - unity or agreement of feeling or action
paint /peɪnt/ A2	verb - to cover a surface with color
dance /dæns/ A2	verb - to move rhythmically to music
impression /ɪmˈprɛʃən/ B1	noun - an effect on the mind or feelings
sophisticated /səˈfɪstɪkeɪtɪd/ C1	adjective - having, revealing, or involving a great deal of worldly experience and knowledge of fashion and culture.
casual /ˈkæʒuəl/ A2	adjective - relaxed and unconcerned
style /staɪl/ B1	noun - a distinctive appearance, typically determined by the principles according to which something is designed.
professional /prəˈfɛʃənəl/ B2	adjective - relating to a job or career
comfortable /ˈkʌmfərtəbl/ A2	adjective - feeling or showing physical ease and relaxation
bohemian /boʊˈhiːmiən/ C1	adjective - relating to people who live an unconventional life, often involving artistic pursuits.
reveal /rɪˈviːl/ B2	verb - make (previously unknown or secret information) known to others.