– English Lyrics

Lyrics & Translation

[English]

(upbeat music)

(audience laughing)

(Joey chuckles)

(upbeat music continues)

(head knocking) (audience laughing)

- Okay, I'm making a break for it.

I'm going out the window. - No, no, don't, please.

Look, I've been waiting for like forever

to go out with Lorraine.

Just calm down. - Calm down?

Calm down?

You set me up with a woman I've dumped twice

in the last five months. - Hey!

Can you stop yelling?

You're making me nervous and--

(audience laughing)

I can't go when I'm nervous.

- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you're right.

Come on!

Do it, do it, do it, come on! (audience laughing)

- Hey, this is a little extra something for, you know,

always being there for me.

- Wow, I don't know what to say.

(audience laughing)

Wow, I don't know what to say.

- What do you say? - I don't know.

(audience laughing)

It's a bracelet. - Isn't it?

And it's a graved too, check it out.

- "To my best bud."

(audience laughing)

Thanks, best bud!

(Joey giggles) - Put it on.

- Oh, now?

(audience laughing)

No, no, I think something this nice

should be saved for a special occasion.

- Oh, no, no, that's the beauty part,

it goes with everything.

You put this on, you're good to go.

(audience laughing)

Oh, man!

You are so wearing that bracelet.

(chuckles) - I so am.

- Oh, you have any idea what this will do for your sex life?

- Well, it'll probably slow it down at first,

but once I get used to the extra weight,

I'll be back on track. (audience laughing)

So you want me to help you unpack your stuff?

- Nah, nah, I'm okay.

Oh, and just so you know,

I'm not moving back in because I have to.

I mean, I do have to but--

It's just that that place, it wasn't really--

I mean, this is--

- Welcome home, man.

(patting on the back)

(audience clapping)

(audience cheering)

- A little foos? - Absolutely!

- What happened to the foosball?

- Ah, that's a cantelope.

(audience laughing)

- Okay, buddy boy, here it is.

You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own.

- Oh, my God!

(audience laughing)

That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear!

- Look at me, I'm Chandler!

Could I be wearing any more clothes?

Anyway, I gotta go change.

I'm a meeting some of the cast for drinks.

- Excuse me?

- [Joey] What?

- I stayed home from work today while you were at rehearsal

so somebody could be here with our chick.

- Hey, who was up from two o'clock this morning

until five o'clock this morning

trying to get her back to sleep?

- You don't think I get up when you get up?

- Oh, here it comes. - Yes, here it comes!

I'm stuck here all day.

And then you come in and spend two seconds with us,

and then expect to go off gallivanting with your friends?

Well, I don't think so, mister!

- Hey, Rach, can I borrow your eyelash curler?

I think I lost mine. - Yeah, it's in the back.

(audience cheering)

- Oh!

Oh!

- Joey, can I talk to you for a second?

- Ooh!

- Joey, I need to talk to you. (audience laughing)

- Oh, oh, oh, oh!

Oh, oh, oh, oh!

(audience laughing) (Joey moaning)

- Yes.

Yes.

- You and you? (audience laughing)

- Yes, but you cannot tell anyone, no one knows.

- How?

When?

- It happened in London. - In London?

(audience laughing)

- The reason we didn't tell anyone

was because we didn't wanna make a big deal out of it.

- But it is a big deal!

I have to tell someone. - No, no, no, no, no!

You can't. - Please, please!

We just don't wanna deal with telling everyone, okay?

Please, just promise you won't tell.

(audience laughing)

- All right!

Man, this is unbelievable!

I mean, it's great, but--

- I know, it's great. (giggles)

- Aw, I don't wanna see that! (audience laughing)

You're upset because you think I chose Ross over you!

No!

I knew you could take care of yourself, you know?

I mean, Ross, he needs help.

He's not street like us. (audience laughing)

- When it comes down to it,

you would risk your life for Ross before you would for me.

That's the bottom line.

- No, not exactly.

All right, look, I wasn't trying to save Ross.

Okay?

My sandwich was next to Ross.

(audience laughing)

All right?

I was trying to save my sandwich.

- From a bullet?

(audience laughing)

- I know it doesn't make much sense.

- Much sense?

- Look, Chandler, it was instinct, okay?

I just went for it!

- So you risked your life for a sandwich?

- I know it sounds crazy, but Chandler,

this is the greatest sandwich in the world!

(audience laughing)

- So you didn't choose Ross before me.

- No!

I would never do that!

You're like my brother!

- Really?

- Yeah!

- Please tell me you got the message.

- What message?

- The actor playing Mac couldn't do it.

They needed to see you at two o'clock.

- What?

It's six o'clock!

- I wrote it on the board!

I wrote it on the board

then I went all over New York City looking for you.

I went to Ross's, I went to the coffee house,

I went to any place that they made sandwiches.

- I can't believe this, Chandler!

- Sorry, I don't know what to say.

- Well, you might say, "Congratulations."

I saw the board, I went to the audition, I got the part!

(audience laughing)

- Is that supposed to be funny?

I was really worried over here.

- Oh, well--

- You know, sometimes that fake out thing is just mean.

- Oh, wow.

Okay, man, I'm sorry.

- I did not mean to make you feel bad.

- Well, that's good, because you didn't,

and I'm incredibly happy for ya!

- That's mean!

(audience laughing)

You really had me going there!

- Oh, we could do this all day.

- Yeah, you're right. (audience laughing)

Okay, look, listen.

Let's talk about what a huge star I'm gonna be.

- You are gonna be a huge star.

I'm gonna hug ya! - You hug me.

- All right! (audience laughing)

- We are gathered here today

to join this man and this woman

in the bonds of holy matrimony.

I've known Monica and Chandler for a long time

and I cannot imagine two people more perfect for each other.

And now, as I've left my notes in my dressing room,

(audience laughing)

we shall proceed to the vows.

I miss this.

- I don't think we've actually done this before.

- No, no, I miss hanging out with you.

- We still hang out. - Not like we used to.

Remember you and me used to be inseparable.

And now, it's like, things are different.

- Well, you know, things are different.

I'm married now. - Yeah, sure.

And hey, don't get me wrong, I am so happy for you guys.

But I just, I miss hanging out just us, you know?

- Yeah, I miss that, too.

I'll tell you what.

From now on, we'll make time to hang out with each other.

- You got it!

Come here. (chuckles)

- Yeah, I'm gonna be a junior copywriter.

(cheering)

- Oh, my God! - Congratulations!

Oh, sweetie, I'm so proud of you!

- Does that mean I get the good loving tonight?

- You bet!

No TV or anything!

(audience laughing)

- Hey, that is so great about the job!

- Thanks, man. - And I'd like to think

I had a little something to do with it.

- Really?

Why?

- Well, before with the wishbone,

I didn't wish we would win the lottery.

I wished you'd get the job.

- Oh, yeah?

Listen, don't tell Monica,

she'll rip your heart right out.

- Oh, yeah. (audience laughing)

- Now that you're okay with the house,

do you wanna go see your room?

- What?

I get my own room?

- You don't think we'd buy a house

and not have a Joey room, do ya?

- Oh, my God!

Oh!

Can I have an aquarium, and a sex swing?

(audience laughing)

- No. - No.

- Why not?

I'll keep the tank clean.

(audience laughing)

I'm gonna miss these little guys.

It was nice having birds around again.

(birds chirping)

- Hey, you know what?

Maybe we should keep 'em here with you.

- What?

- Yeah, I mean, we've got a lot going on right now.

And plus, here they'd have their own room.

- I could get a goose!

(audience laughing)

- You know, I think you're set with the poultry.

(audience laughing)

- Thanks, man.

Ya hear that you guys?

You're gonna get to stay here!

And it's good, you know,

'cause now you have a reason to come visit.

- I think there may be another reason.

- So--

(audience laughing)

Awkward hug or lame cool guy handshake?

- Lame cool guy handshake.

- Ooh, ooh! - Ooh, ooh!

(audience laughing)

(cheerful music)

(patting on the back)

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
break /breɪk/ A2	verb - to escape or run away noun - an escape or opportunity to escape
window /ˈwɪndoʊ/ A1	noun - an opening in a wall for light and air
waiting /ˈweɪtɪŋ/ A1	verb - staying in a place until something happens
forever /fərˈɛvər/ A2	adverb - for all future time
calm /kɑːm/ A2	adjective - peaceful and quiet verb - to become or make someone peaceful
dumped /dʌmpt/ B1	verb - left a relationship by a partner
nervous /ˈnɜːrvəs/ A2	adjective - anxious or worried
extra /ˈɛkstrə/ A2	adjective - additional
occasion /əˈkeɪʒən/ B1	noun - a special event or time
beauty /ˈbjuti/ A2	noun - attractiveness or excellence
track /træk/ B1	noun - a path or course verb - to follow or monitor
unpack /ʌnˈpæk/ A2	verb - to remove things from a bag or container
stuff /stʌf/ A1	noun - things or belongings
home /hoʊm/ A1	noun - the place where one lives adjective - related to one's home
bracelet /ˈbreɪslət/ B1	noun - a piece of jewelry for the wrist
instinct /ˈɪnstɪŋkt/ B2	noun - natural behavior or intuition
sandwich /ˈsænwɪtʃ/ A1	noun - food made with bread and filling
audition /ɔːˈdɪʃən/ B1	noun - a trial performance for a role
poultry /ˈpoʊltri/ B2	noun - birds raised for meat or eggs