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[English]

oh my God what does that thing

do uh that's an ey removal machine all

right I'm out of I'm kidding I'm kidding

uhoh hi Rachel I'm Dr Miller Monica told

me you were a little nervous but don't

worry everything's going to be just fine

so we're done then almost but first we

got to start okay this is the glaucoma

test uh-huh sit

down okay put your chin here

mhm now you're going to feel a small

puff of air in each eye what

what a small puff of air now come

on here we go all right one two three

okay sorry all right I'm going to stay

in here this time okay ready uhhuh one

two I'm sorry you know what I'm going to

hold her head okay that's okay okay okay

okay one uhhuh two I'm sorry you know

what you're young you probably don't

have

glaucoma okay so it was very very nice

to meet you sir and hey what are you are

you crazy okay you have a small minor

infection in that left eye I want you to

take these drops three times a day for a

week and you'll be as good as newon yeah

no I I don't I don't put things in my

eye okay then I guess we'll see you back

here in three months great I'll fit you

for a glass eye okay just give me the

damn

drops Dr

Miller p e CF

D very good

Monica you know where they are I sure

do and you don't get

[Music]

one okay

not even close okay well then you know

what help me I need help I can't do this

all right come on let's do it come on

all right sit down all right all right

put your head back yes all right okay

now open your eyes okay they

are how many fingers am I holding up

four oh my God I was thinking four

really yes all right you know what why

don't we start with a practice one okay

okay no drops great okay okay all right

on three one two

three my pillows all wet well well you

said it was practice then why did you

move because I knew you were

lying all right come here what are you

doing Monica stop it oh my God stop it I

am going I'm turn it over I am I

going get these drops in your eyes oh my

God you really are freakishly

strong oh my

[Music]

God

Dam well you know if Joey and Chandler

walked in right now we could make a

fortune can you for the TV Guide yeah no

what oh my God open okay

woo we'll see you in about 3 or four

hours oh I'm sorry I think I think that

may have missed the table oh do you uh

yeah do you uh yeah do you uh

yeah you really find this attractive on

him oh yeah are you telling me you're

not even a little turned on by Monica

right now

I think this is the first time in our

marriage that I felt like the more

attractive

one all come on Mike you can beat her

knock that dog off her

head damn it I sleep with

him game point don't get too cocky

remember I won the last one oh by the

way how did that feel losing to a girl

you know you should really look in the

mirror before before you call yourself

that no no no and that's how it's

done hoky dokie you've each won a game

and I've lost what's felt like a year of

my

life so everybody goes home winner best

out of three that's what I'm thinking

should I use my invisibility to fight

crime or for

evil serve them allall chump you CH okay

better come back Mike better come

back okay you know what I'll have

toast

[Music]

my you guys you guys we were we were

just in the storage area and we saw this

really creepy man it was like this crazy

eyed hairy beast man he was like a like

a Bigfoot or a Yeti or something

and he he came at us with an axe so

Rachel had to use a bug bomb on him yeah

I I I pulled the tab and I just fogged

his Yeti

ass uh like dark hair bushy beard yeah

yeah you fog

Danny please we did not fog Danny who's

Danny Danny just moved in downstairs

yeah he just got back from like this

four Monon Trek in the Andes nice

fella oh he's nice he's nice you know

you always stick up for the people we

fog mom would you relax that was 10

blocks from here and the woman was

walking alone at night I would never do

that Mom come on stop

worrying this is a safe Street this is a

safe building there's

nothing I got to go I got to go I got to

go okay

it's fine you just read the

paper I'm going to get a

pot it's not for

[Music]

you okay that's

fine read the Family

Circus enjoy the gentle

comedy oh my God oh my God oh my God oh

my God oh my God oh my God oh my God

[Laughter]

it's open you

guys hi hey hey can I help you yeah I'm

looking for Phoebe does she still live

here uh no she doesn't but I can I can

get a message to her great uh just tell

her her husband stopped by her

what hey how did you do that your hands

off her for one second oh I think it's

nice I think it's

necessary I I I want to thank you all

for coming my family and my friends

woo I'd really like to say that I'm

um you know what I'd really like to say

I'm

drunk that's right mom and dad your

little heart Mara is

[Laughter]

hammer and guess what I've been drunk

before and I've smoked a

cigarette you know what you know

what it's all okay it's okay because I

turned 30

today and I can do anything I

want because I am a

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grownup my God these pants I'm burning

up come on she wants to snuggle now what

is she trying to kill me it's like a

volcano in

here are you hot

no okay must just be me

then that was just the pants on the

couch um hey do you do you mind if I use

your bathroom oh go ahead thanks

oh

a hey my favorite part's coming up

okay oh my God

[Music]

hello Joey it's Ross I need some

help uh Chandler's not here well you can

help

me okay listen I'm in Elizabeth's

bathroom

nice no I I got really hot in my leather

pants so I took them off but they must

have shrunk from the the sweat or

something or or my legs expanded from

the heat but I I can't get them back on

Joey I

can't that is quite a

situation uh do you see any like powder

what powder yeah yeah I have powder good

good okay sprinkle some of that on your

legs it'll absorb some of the moisture

and then you can get your pants back on

yeah hold yeah hold on

they're not coming on

man um you see any uh oh Vaseline oh I I

see lotion I have lotion will that work

yeah sure throw some of that on there

hold on

Ross you okay there're still they're

still not coming on man and the lotion

and the powder have made a

paste

really uh what color is

it difference does

make well I'm just if the paste matches

the pants you can make yourself a pair

of paste pants and you won't know the

difference Joey do you have a minute

dude what am I uh Rachel's here so good

luck man let me know how it works

out oh Joey I have such a problem uh

well your timing couldn't be better I am

putting on Fires all over the place

today Ross um you've been in there for a

long time I'm starting to get kind of

freaked out all right I'm coming

out hey can you turn the lights

off no let's just leave the lights

on oh my God

I had a

problem in

a you go

kids and then the peacock bit

me please kiss me at

midnight you seen Sandy o uh I don't

know how to tell you this but uh she's

in Monica's bedroom getting it on with

Max that

a oh look at that I did know how to tell

you everybody the ball is ding

what the p is

dropping in it'll be and the moment of

joy is upon us looks like that no date

pack thing worked out everybody looks so

happy I hate that not everybody's happy

hey Bobby

happy New

Year you know I uh just thought I'd

throw this out here I'm no math whz but

I do believe there are three girls and

three guys right

here oh I don't feel like kissing anyone

tonight I can't kiss anyone so I'm

kissing everyone no no no you can't kiss

Ross that's your brother oh yeah that's

perfect perfect so now everybody's going

to kiss but me all right somebody kiss

me somebody kiss me it's midnight

somebody kiss somebody kiss me it's

midnight

[Applause]

it's weird what your nails oh I know I

never wear fake ones I just did it so my

mom wouldn't give me grief about biting

them oh no I meant it's weird that you

only have nine

now oh my

God wait a minute I had him when I put

oh my God it's in the

kiche oh my God okay don't panic I'm

going to go to the store I'm going to

get you another set of nails no one's

going to know and you're going to look

great oh oh it's cuz they're going to

eat that's the

problem honey don't bite your

nails okay uh please don't freak out um

but uh there's a blue fingernail in in

one of the kich cups and there's no way

to know which one

one and whoever finds it wins the

[Music]

[Applause]

prize look at you all sweet and innocent

sleeping like an angel with them his

chubby little hands wrapped around

you it's okay Emma you stay

[Music]

asleep step away from the

CRI it's okay it's okay R it's me put

down the

scrunchie what are you doing well I

heard Emma stirring so so I came in to

make sure she could reach hugsy oh oh

thanks all right well now that I'm up

I'm going to go to the bathroom okay

there you go

sweetie this isn't over

okay now just remember everything I

taught you and you'll be fine okay here

we go ready set wait this seat is really

uncomfortable but maybe before we start

we should just get another one perhaps

like an airplane seat or a bean bag

chair baby you can't get out of this

okay you have to learn how to ride a

bike why why do I have to

learn well in in case of an emergency

what kind of emergency well what if a

man comes along and puts a gun to your

head and says you ride this bike or

I'll I'll shoot

you okay I would ring the bell to

distract him and then I would knock the

gun out of his hand with a Chinese

throwing

star okay phoei just just get get on the

bike and hey I'll hold you up and and

push you

okay you won't let go

no you swear I

swear okay come

on all right here we go all right all

right feel good all right try pedaling

that's it you're doing great you're

doing great yes yes yes take control

[Applause]

yes

no you score I I just thought you were

doing so well

shock

shock it's a legitimate learning

technique come in I've been waiting for

[Music]

you hi I just want oh my God oh my

God my God oh God I'm sorry sorry I I

was um I was taking a nap since one take

naps in that

position oh God Monica tell me you

waiting for a guy please tell me you're

waiting for a guy yes yes I was a guy

from

work I'm seeing a guy from work

ha that cute waiter guy from your

restaurant the one that looks like a

non-threatening Ray

Leota uh-huh that one you know what just

give me a second I'll be out of your

hair I'm just going to grab a jacket

when I get back

I want every little

detail maybe that's him okay um okay

um it's just Jo

Ross why aren't you guys at the movie

well we were but Ross was talking so

loud on his phone they threw us out I

had to talk loud because the movie was

loud he's talking to London oh my god

did he get in touch with Emily well no

not yet is calling everyone on her side

of the family hoping that someone will

help him get in touch with her I I don't

care if I said some other girl's name

you prissy old

twit Ross way to suck up to the

[Laughter]

family I'm so glad you guys are all here

my office finally got wrinkle-free fact

paper I know my life's going pretty well

but I look around and I just see so many

people whove accomplished

so many of their goals by the time

they're 30 yeah but you shouldn't

compare yourself to

[Applause]

me there

[Applause]

you I did it one mile on a hippity hop

that's it that's everything I wanted to

do before I was 30 oh except I wanted to

patch things up with my sister oh well

but yay

and and girls this thing is a godsend if

you know what I

mean fine you can have the bath but I am

taking your boat now you're just a girl

in a

tub hey hi bubbles

manly well I just thought I would drop

by and let you know how I went with Joey

you told her

she pulled it out of me she's like a

conversational

wizard how did it go well you were wrong

he doesn't like me what yeah how would

you like it if I sent you to Lee Major's

house and I told you that he liked you

and you went down there and you found

out that he didn't like you how would

you

feel I don't think I'd care really Lee

major is

hot hello we're in the bathroom

why because it's a relaxing and

enjoyable

time what do you guys doing in

here oh my God a friend he's looking at

differently but it's wrong it's Rachel

you like Rachel he look it's no big deal

okay Phoebe and I talked about it it's

just a crush it's going to go away dude

you got to rearrange your bubbles

whoa M tough

hey hi Ross and I were looking for you

what are we all doing in

here oh

my honey cover it up with the

boat hello yes we're all in here and

we'd love for you to join

us hey what's going on oo cool boat oh

no

hey did did did you tell him no I was

waiting for you tell us what we're

having a girl

[Applause]

[Music]

oh I'll get you later who can kick who

ass in a fight you or Ross there's no

question so you think Ross

too you picked Ross Ross is really

strong okay he's the strongest out of

all three of you except for Joey

I cannot believe you didn't pick me uh

in her defense she's right I am stronger

I would destroy

you oh really you think you're stronger

why don't you prove

it oh I'll prove it I'll prove it like a

theum wait okay stop it stop it stop now

there's no one's going to fight in this

apartment hey Monica people came to see

a fight let's give them what they came

for you guys could arm wrest yeah listen

to the

nurse you're going down oh yeah you're

going further down down town seriously

guys the trash talk is

embarrassing you know what I'm thinking

oh

okay

how it's been so long since you've had

sex you're wondering if they've changed

it no although now that's what I'm

thinking all right so what were you

thinking well I was thinking that you

gave the guy Such Great Haircuts I

thought maybe you'd like to do mine oh

no why not because I'm just I'm

incredibly anal and an unbelievable

control freak no you're not I know I'm

not but you are and I was trying to

spare your feelings

you know it's funny last time Paula was

here my hair was so much shorter and

cuter all right okay but but you have to

promise that you will not be all like

controlly and bossy and all you know

Monica about

it I promise all right let's see now

some of you are going to get cut and

some of you

aren't but I promise none of you will

feel a thing

[Music]

all right that's it I Quit what I didn't

say anything yeah but this isn't the

face of a person who trusts a person

okay this is the face of a person who

you know doesn't trust a

person I'm sorry sorry phoe it's just

well just a little shorter than what we

had disc

would you relax I know what I am doing

this is how he wears

it how who wears it Demi

Moore Demi Moore is not a he well he was

a he in Arthur and

in that's Dudley Moore I said I wanted

it like demim more oh oh oh my God oh my

God oh my God oh my God I'm sorry I'm

sorry I'm sorry which one is demore

she's the actress that was in disclosure

and decent proposal ghost oh oh she's

got Gorgeous Hair

I how is

she it's too soon to

tell she's resting which is a good

sign how's the hair I'm not going to lie

to you Ross it doesn't look good

I put a clip on one side which seems to

have stopped the

curling hello hello is Ross there uh no

he's not can I take a message yes this

is Russell Ross's divorce lawyer just

tell him that since I haven't heard from

him I assume he's decided to give the

marriage a try Ross got married again

[Applause]

no all right keep going we are phasing

the accent out phasing it

out so without retesting their results

in the

laboratory the team would never have

identified the initial errors in their

carbon dating a

n were there any questions at this

point yes what's happening to your

accent

come again what's what's this

nonsense all right I'm I'm not

English I'm from Long

Island I was really nervous and the

accent just um just came

out I'm

sorry so if we could just get back to

the

lecture um were there any questions

about

paleontology all right look I was just

trying to make a good first impression

obviously I screwed up but what you guys

think of me is really important because

I'm I'm hoping to get a permanent job

here so if you just give me another

chance to make a good

impression Russ are you crazy I am still

your wife what were you just never going

to tell me what the hell is wrong with

with you oh I can just kill

you wello Rachel you can wear this

thanks

okay I'm I'm setting the phone

down but I'm still

here just don't go anywhere I'm still

here don't don't switch or anything cuz

I'm I'm right here just one sec

one sec one second wait one second just

what Monica I'm

scared that's that's a sleeve okay and

we also have a speaker phone please stay

on the line your call is important to us

hey wait you got to hang up cuz we're

going to be late thank you for your

patience you're the next caller yes yes

I'm the next caller you're going to have

me hang up

hey can you take a duck and a chick to

the

theater of course not okay I just wanted

them to hear it from somebody

else hi it's me oh my

God Janice you called

Janice yes Janice why is that so

difficult for you to comprehend you

remember Janice

right yes she was smart she was pretty

and she honestly cared about me Janice

is my last chance to have

somebody

hello oh my

God jeez look how fat she

got hey it's

[Music]

everybody Janice you're yes yes I

am is it is it yours ha You Wish

Chandler

Bing you are looking at a married lady

now oh

yeah

congratulations oh sweetie I'm sorry you

couldn't have told me about this over

the phone and what miss the expression

on your face oh no Janice likes to have

her fun

I me

forever so this is

Brooklyn all right listen up there's

usually only one dress in each size so

when they open those doors fan out now

this is what you're looking for memorize

it when you locate the

dress blow on these all right three

sharp blasts when you hear it come

running all right oh they're pushing

they're pushing don't be a

baby hey Rachel come

[Music]

on no no not it not

it don't crowd me

this is it this is the dress oh my God

it's perfect I'm sorry this one's taken

wow Megan Monica you came yeah this is

my dress

no yes it is you saw me wearing it and

now you'll see me buying it what you

freak you wouldn't even have known about

this place if it wasn't for me look you

don't want to fight me maybe I do do I'm

pretty

feisty I'm coming I'm coming

hey

okay hey go what do I

[Music]

do what are you

doing

dress did you find the dress no you got

to get me out of here phoi these bargain

Choppers are crazy we got to get Monica

no you got to hold my hand my

God excuse me excuse

me go go

[Applause]

go and you know if I get really hot um I

I like to pick up this knife and and um

I I put the the cold steel against

um my body

are you all right okay yeah I'm

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

fine what do we got here 20-year-old

male he's got a sever toe on his right

foot could you please not do that feet

first you know where his injury is SE

toe you just said

it says here the knife went right

through your shoe of course it did

they're made of

wicker did you bring the taup oh yes I

have it right here on

Ice don't worry son we'll just reattach

it and

then what what is it you brought a

carrot what this isn't your toe this is

a small very cold piece of

carrot you br what a carrot oh my God

there's a toe in my kitchen gentlemen

you're up first okay okay you have 30

seconds the lightning round begins stop

it now what was Monica's nickname when

she was a field hockey goalie big fat

goalie

correct Rachel claims this is her

favorite movie dangerously ason correct

her actual favorite movie is weend to

Bernie

correct in what part of her body did

Monica get a pencil stuck at age 14

who you

no her

ear all right Monica categorizes her

towels how many categories are there

everyday use fancy guest fancy guest two

seconds no

11 unbelievable 11 is

[Applause]

correct all right that's four for the

guys ladies you're up all come

on 30 seconds on the clock five correct

questions wins the game the lightning

round begins now what is Joey's favorite

food sandwiches correct Chandler was how

old when he first touched a girl's bra

14 No 19 thanks

man Joey had an imaginary childhood

friend his name was Maurice correct his

profession was Space Cowboy

correct what is Chandler Bing's

job oh gosh this has something to do

with numbers and processing it carries a

briefcase 10 seconds you need this or

you lose the game it's um has something

to do with transponding oh oh oh he a

trans F trans

that's not even a

word I can get this I can get

[Applause]

this can't find garbage bags oh well I

think I saw something in

here what is it

I don't know but maybe if we keep that

drawer shut it'll

die we're living

[Music]

here what what what is did you see the

size of the

closet I can't believe we live

here a

hey hey how was it well I had a great

time um Chanty on the other hand I will

tell the story it was going great I let

him win we were bonding he even said

that I could call him dad and what did

he ask you not to call him

daddy all right look here's the

story well we had just finished playing

racketball and we were going to take a

steam

I walk into the steam room and it's

really

steamy so I take off my glasses and

that's when it happened guys over here

have a seat

son hey

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

oh my God Chandler I can't believe it I

know you gave my father a lap

dance why do they put so much steam in

there CU otherwise they have to call it

the room

[Music]

room why okay why why did that have to

happen come on it's not that big a deal

not that big a deal there there was

touching of

things I know you wanted to bond with my

dad but did you really have to bond to

that

part listen I'm sure that dad doesn't

care he probably thought this was really

funny he'll be telling the story for

years I don't want him to tell this

story for

years oh but he

will he still tells a story about how

Monica tried to escape from fat

camp wasn't escaping then how'd you get

caught in the barbed

wire I was trying to help out a squirrel

you were trying to eat

it if that is your father calling to

tell this story then the marriage is

off come on

hello I'm sorry you have the wrong

number okay I'll call you later Dad I

love you

[Music]

all right I'm off to see your dad whoa

whoa aren't you a little

overdressed yeah and and you better make

sure he tips you this

time look I figured I would try to

convince him not to tell the story

anymore and I figured the best way to do

that was face to face and by face I

don't mean his lap and by face I don't

mean my

ass so you understand I'd feel a lot

more comfortable if you didn't tell

people what happened you know I'm a

little I'm a little embarrassed about it

I understand completely there's nothing

more horrifying than embarrassing

yourself in front of your in-laws as a

matter of fact when I started dating

Judy I was unemployed and her father

asked me what I did for a living and I

told him I was a lawyer what what' you

do when they found out they never did so

if you ever see me giving them legal

advice just not

alone shall we

so I guess we wear swimsuits in

here hi again

[Applause]

[Music]

hi today we're going to start with some

songs about Barnyard

animals oh the cow in the M goes move

oh the cow in the me goes moo then the

farmer hits him on the head and grinds

him up and that's how we get

[Applause]

hamburgers

chicken hello one marriage

please yep you want to get married well

there's a service in progress have a

seat all all right

[Music]

what are you doing oh that's the wedding

marches does that freak you out no only

because it's the graduation

song okay this is it we're going to get

married are you sure you want to do

[Applause]

this hello Mrs R hello is that

right

okay you go into your room and try these

on and we'll see we'll get a better idea

of what's going to work thanks you are

such a good friend and this is so

weird ow toothpick

yeah what are you trying on now the

fruit roll up and delicious

Joey wait a minute wait a minute we have

a winner what which

one the silly putty not so silly

anymore and what's cool is the character

is from Naples right yeah my whole

family's from Naples that's great okay

well I've heard everything I need to

hear we just just need to

uh

Leslie uh Joey this is the awkward part

oh hey right not a problem I totally

understand you need to you know make

sure I don't have any horrible scars or

tattoos don't you

worry I have nothing to

hide so there you go that's me 100%

natural

[Laughter]

well glamas say hello to your new

home oh

my wow oh she's so nice and

big oh Monica where are you going to

display glattus oh so

proudly we haven't really settled on a

spot yet well hey how about right above

the TV that way it will be the first

thing that you see when you walk in the

door yeah yeah and you can get rid of

that French poster I like that poster

really doesn't have anything coming out

of

it or maybe there's some place for her

in your bedroom no there's nothing above

your bed are you still

here Ben you ready yeah all right give

me your foot okay okay on three Ben one

two three go

Come on B okay that's it Ben okay okay

what are you

see well Susan I see what appears to be

a dark

vent wait yes it is in fact a dark

vent phes it's open it's

open wait you forgot your legs

[Applause]

[Music]

where have you

been long story honey all right Carol I

need you to keep pushing I need to I I

need excuse me can I have

this all right all right there's a few

too many people in this room there's

about to be one more so anybody who's

not an ex-husband or a lesbian life

partner out you

go Goode good luck you guys good luck

luck let me ask you do you have to be

Carol's lesbian life partner this is my

real father and I just I want things to

be like just right yeah pH I completely

understand yeah whatever you

need hey you want to go home okay thanks

sorry again

[Laughter]

what was

that uh I'm guessing the thresholds

clear

now hey hey thieves oh hey how's the dog

yeah okay I talked to the vet people are

so nice up State anyway he said that the

little fell is going to be okay and I

can pick him up tomorrow oh good thank

God yeah but he did have to have like a

bunch of stitches and he said that only

once in a blue moon does a dog's ear

grow back

so hey hey what have you guys been up to

oh we went to a self-defense class today

wow yeah kicking a guy in the crotch all

morning really takes it out of

you takes it out of

you now now we can kick anybody's ass

yeah after one class I don't think so

what you want to see me self-defend

myself go over there and pretend you're

a sexual predator go on I dare you

of course you could defend yourself from

an attack you know is coming that's not

enough look I studied karate for a long

time and there's a concept you should

really be familiar with it's what the

Japanese call

unagi isn't that a kind of

sushi no it's a concept yeah it is it is

it's freshwater

heel all right maybe it means that too

oh I would kill for a salmon skin roll

right

now no fine get attacked I don't even

care come on Ross we're sorry please

tell us what it

is unagi is a state of total

awareness okay only by achieving true

unagi can you be prepared for any danger

that may befall

you you mean in case someone's trying to

steal your bamboo sleeping mat or your

kettle of

fish all I'm saying is it's one thing

being prepared for an attack against

like each other whole another story

being prepared for an attack I don't

know like a

[Laughter]

surprise all right you knew that was

coming but that doesn't mean you have

unagi

[Applause]

oh you know what if we made reservations

we could have unagi in about a half

[Music]

[Laughter]

hour what the hell was that a lesson in

the importance of

unagi you're a freak

perhaps now I'm curious at what point

during those girlish screams would you

have begun to kick my

ass all right so we weren't

prepared I'm sorry I had to take such

drastic measures to make my point but I

look I just want you guys to be

safe Danger

uhuh

[Music]

[Applause]

unagi

[Laughter]

[Applause]

danger

ah Salmon skin roll

[Music]

hat say Jack yeah Alex TRC oh of course

Chuck willery definitely Phoebe you will

not find a single game show host whose

ass I cannot

kick

no say it say we are

unagi it's not something you are it's

something you have

say it you know what I could easily get

out of this but there's a chance you

could get very very

hurt uhhuh nowhere to

run I don't like sitting up here I'm

going to go over the ritel they got here

first

[Laughter]

why is Ross doing that danger oh my God

why is he jumping on those

women we should help

them I I don't think they need any

help well I just called Joshua oh how'd

it go well I did my best to convince him

that I'm not some crazy girl who is

dying to get married and I'm just going

through a hard time what'd he say well

uh his answering machine was very

understanding I feel

blue hey you know what might cheer you

up

what you know I got to tell you this

really does put me in a better mood

H I wish there was a job where I could

wear this all the

time maybe someday there will

be oh God that's Chandler he's going to

come by and borrow some candles for his

big date oh okay no no Rachel don't get

it you see us no yet the groom cannot

see the bride you're not going to marry

Chandler not after

this okay guys just relax

I

do I got to

go yeah well that ought to do

[Music]

it

hello hello

Joey what's going on

what oh my God I know it's

stuck step how did he get on I put it on

to scare

Chandler oh my God Monica's going to

totally freak out well then help me get

it off plus it smells really bad in here

of course it smells really bad you have

your head up a dead

[Laughter]

animal did you get the turkey B oh my

God oh my

God who is that it's

Joey what what are you doing and is this

supposed to be funny no it's not

supposed to be funny it's supposed to be

scary get that off now I can't it's

stuck I don't care that that turkey has

to feed 20 people at my parents house

and they're not going to eat it off your

head hold on okay let's just I'll

think okay I got it D all right you pull

I'm going to spread the legs as wide as

I

can Joey no it's not the time sorry

right okay count to three one two

three it worked I scared you I knew

it I'm over here big guy yeah you are

[Music]

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
glaucoma /ɡlɔːˈkəʊmə/ C1	noun - a medical condition that damages the optic nerve and can cause loss of vision
invisibility /ˌɪnvɪzɪˈbɪlɪti/ B2	noun - the state of being unseen or unable to be seen
unagi /uːˈnɑːgi/ C1	noun - Japanese freshwater eel; also used metaphorically for a state of total awareness
Yeti /ˈjɛti/ B2	noun - mythical ape‑like creature said to live in the Himalayas
bug /bʌɡ/ A2	noun - an insect; also a defect in software
bomb /bɒm/ B1	noun - an explosive device verb - to attack with bombs; to fail spectacularly (slang)
drops /drɒps/ A2	noun - small amounts of liquid, often medication administered into the eye
puff /pʌf/ B1	noun - a short burst of air or smoke
practice /ˈpræktɪs/ B1	noun - repeated exercise in order to improve proficiency verb - to perform an activity repeatedly to improve skill
dangerous /ˈdeɪn.dʒər.əs/ B2	adjective - likely to cause harm or injury
attack /əˈtæk/ B2	noun - an aggressive action against a person or place verb - to take aggressive action against
creepy /ˈkriː.pi/ B2	adjective - causing an uneasy feeling of fear or disgust
freakish /ˈfriːk.ɪʃ/ C1	adjective - unusual or extraordinary, often in a strange way
stitch /stɪtʃ/ B1	noun - a loop of thread used in sewing or to close a wound verb - to sew or close with stitches
glass /ɡlæs/ A1	noun - a hard, transparent material used for windows and containers
panic /ˈpænɪk/ B2	noun - sudden, overwhelming fear that prevents rational action verb - to become suddenly frightened and lose control

Key Grammar Structures

• oh my God what does that thing do

  ➔ Indirect Question

  ➔ The sentence uses 'what does...do' instead of a direct question 'What does that thing do?', embedding the question within the main clause. This is a common structure for polite or less direct inquiries.

• uhoh hi Rachel I'm Dr Miller

  ➔ Interjection & Appositive

  ➔ "Uhoh" is an interjection expressing surprise or realization. "Dr. Miller" is an appositive, renaming or further identifying "I".

• Monica told me you were a little nervous

  ➔ Reported Speech

  ➔ This sentence demonstrates reported speech. The original statement ('You are a little nervous') is reported by Monica, causing changes in tense and pronoun usage.

• okay so we're done then almost but first we got to start

  ➔ Contraction & Modal Verbs (got to)

  ➔ "We're" is a contraction of "we are". "Got to" functions as a modal verb expressing obligation or necessity. The sentence structure is somewhat illogical, creating a comedic effect.

• okay ready uhhuh one two

  ➔ Discourse Marker & Minimal Response

  ➔ "Okay" and "uhhuh" are discourse markers and minimal responses used to signal understanding and encourage continuation. They don't carry significant grammatical weight but are crucial for natural conversation flow.