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[English]

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hi hey you have got to try this

cheesecake oh you know i'm not that much

of a sweet tooth

wow my god so creamy

oh my god that is the best cheesecake

i've ever had where did you get this

it was at the front door when i got home

somebody sent it to us

taylor this is not addressed to you this

is addressed to mrs braverman downstairs

thief

no i didn't read the box before i opened

it and you can't return a box after

you've opened the box what why not

because it's too delicious

chandler you stole this cheesecake that

is wrong no no no it is going to be okay

because mrs braverman is going to send

away for a free one and that way we all

win the only losers are the big

cheesecake conglomerate

mama's little bakery

i feel terrible

i'm a horrible horrible horrible person

well i'm sorry what

i yeah the cheesecake came

they delivered at the wrong address

again

so just bring it back downstairs what's

the problem

i can't seem to say goodbye

are you serious chandler we ate an

entire cheesecake two days ago and you

want more well i've forgotten what it

tastes like okay

it was cheesecake it was fine it had a

buttery crumbly graham cracker crust

with a very

rich yet

light cream cheese filling

wow my whole mouth just filled with

saliva

you know what forget it we are just

hungry we have not had lunch we are just

lightheaded so let us go out and have

lunch and forget about the cheesecake

yeah we'll drop it off downstairs so

that we're not tempted good idea where

do you want to go to like mama's little

bakery chicago illinois

well thank you for lunch

wait a minute i didn't pay i thought you

paid so apparently we just don't pay for

food anymore

do you see what i see it's still there

mrs braverman must be out

she could be out of town maybe she'll be

gone for months by then the cheesecake

may have gone bad we don't want her to

come back to bad cheesecake no that

could kill her well we don't want that

no so we're protecting her oh we should

take it yeah but we should move quick

why because i think i just heard her

moving around in there go go go

are you eating the cheesecake without me

mm-hmm

i will give you a hundred dollars to

whistle right now

how can you eat the cheesecake without

me what are you gonna do you're gonna go

run tell monica you're gonna tell joey

no because then you're gonna have to

tell them what we did we are dessert

steelers we are living outside the law

you know what i don't trust you with

this cake anymore and i got it first and

i'm taking it back what what's up

no no you don't no yeah

oh yes

i trust you with it no we're gonna split

it you take half and i take half well

that's not fair you've already had some

well oh though not you know what i think

monica would be very interested to know

that you called her cheesecake dry and

mealy what do we use to split it okay

all right pick a half okay

well

this side looks

bigger uh

there's more crust on this side

yeah

so maybe if i measure oh for god's sake

just pick a piece all right pick that

sew the smaller piece

okay there you go enjoy your half my

friend but that is it

no sharing no switching and don't come

crying to me if you eat your piece too

fast

oh

all right you gotta give me some of your

piece

no switching no sharing don't come

crying to me

i may just sit here and have my cake all

day just sit here in the hallway and eat

my

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oh hey look there's a piece that doesn't

have floor on it

stick to your side

all right what are we having

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
cheesecake ˈtʃiːsˌkeɪk A1	noun - a dessert consisting of a thick, creamy filling of cheese, eggs, and sugar over a crust
creamy ˈkriːmi A2	adjective - having a smooth, rich, and thick texture like cream
thief θiːf A1	noun - a person who steals something
steal stiːl A1	verb - to take something without permission and without intending to return it
delicious dɪˈlɪʃəs A1	adjective - highly pleasant to the taste
conglomerate kənˈɡlɒmərət B2	noun - a large corporation formed by the merging of separate businesses
terrible ˈtɛrəbl A2	adjective - extremely bad or serious
forgotten fəˈɡɒtən A2	verb - to be unable to remember something
buttery ˈbʌtəri A2	adjective - having the taste or texture of butter
crumbly ˈkrʌmbli B1	adjective - tending to break into crumbs
graham ɡreɪəm B1	noun - a type of whole wheat flour used in baking
filling ˈfɪlɪŋ A2	noun - the interior part of a baked good
saliva səˈlaɪvə B1	noun - the watery fluid in the mouth that aids in digestion
lightheaded ˈlaɪtˌhɛdɪd B1	adjective - feeling dizzy or faint
tempted tɛmptɪd A2	verb - to be attracted to do something, especially something that is wrong or unwise
protecting prəˈtɛktɪŋ A2	verb - to keep someone or something safe from harm

Key Grammar Structures

• oh you know i'm not that much of a sweet tooth

  ➔ Present simple with 'be' for habits

  ➔ The phrase 'I'm not that much of a sweet tooth' uses the present simple with 'be' to describe a habitual trait.

• it was at the front door when i got home

  ➔ Past simple with 'was' for past location

  ➔ The sentence uses 'was' in the past simple to indicate the location of the cheesecake in the past.

• because it's too delicious

  ➔ Present simple with 'be' for current state

  ➔ The phrase uses 'it's' (contraction of 'it is') in the present simple to describe the current state of the cheesecake.

• we ate an entire cheesecake two days ago

  ➔ Past simple with specific time reference

  ➔ The sentence uses the past simple with 'ate' and includes a specific time reference ('two days ago').

• i will give you a hundred dollars to whistle right now

  ➔ Future simple with 'will' for spontaneous offer

  ➔ The sentence uses 'will' in the future simple to make a spontaneous offer.

• what are you gonna do you're gonna go run tell monica

  ➔ Going to future for immediate plans

  ➔ The sentence uses 'gonna' (informal form of 'going to') to express immediate plans or intentions.

• we should move quick

  ➔ Modal verb 'should' for advice

  ➔ The sentence uses the modal verb 'should' to give advice or make a suggestion.

• i think i just heard her moving around in there

  ➔ Present simple with 'think' for belief

  ➔ The sentence uses 'think' in the present simple to express a belief or opinion.