– English Lyrics

Lyrics & Translation

[English]

london was not happy

i don’t care about zack and cody martin, never did, never will

the thing that gets on my  nerves is when people say 

london tipton is just a stupid character

and i was like she’s not like at least,  

in the first series she’s not

there's like way more depth to london tipton than people think there is because-

owns the hotel chain line. i didn’t  realize that the hotel industry 

could make people that rich

i had no idea

because london tipton was a  really really good character 

in the first show, in the first show

now what- what’s going on here clothing wise today

um my wardrobe designer own the set did this

um it’s fur, with an army outfit

it’s faux fur

it’s from forever 21 actually  and then um this is from spice

this is just like an army fatigue kind  of jacket, and an army fatigue skirt

and those are kid boots

oh yeah, kids boots, i bought them  at the kids store it’s Michelle K

they’re so superhero

i know, look, i look like a  superhero today, a really hot one

and then sweetheart-

oh my my mommy put this out, we  went- we were like freaking out today

so we just went shopping we  just found pieces everywhere

i went to bloomies got my cool little shrug boots

And then like my belt broke  and ashley and i are putting  

it together we like-

mine did too, mine broke right  before i came on the red carpet

hey y’all it’s harriyanna and i’m back  with another video, if you’re new here 

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the pirate ship. harry hook’s pirate ship.  i am the captain, you’re not my first mate.

if you’re new here, hello my name  is harriyanna and i like to make 

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nostalgia and family and children’s  entertainment and all the issues  

that i find within that

yeah so you know, before we always  get started um, y’all already know

a lot of y’all was coming for my  neck because I said I didn’t like the 

suite life of zack and cody

now i didn’t like- didn’t dislike the show

i disliked half the show but  we’re gonna get into hat but you 

know we got to do the promo

we always have to do the promo,  it’s like watching television

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i know before i get any further a lot of y’all  are like what the freak is flanderization

flanderization is basically when they tale one trope about a character, a fictional character

and they go overboard to the extreme with it where it literally shapes their entire personality

sometimes it’s good, sometimes it’s bad

sometimes it helps characters  sometimes it does not

this term did come from ned  flanders from the simpsons 

so if you’re wondering why that sounds

so familiar, yes that’s why it came from him okay

the suite life of zack and  cody just the suite life saga 

in general is very guilty of doing this

not with just london but  multiple different characters but 

you know london was so dear  and special to me growing up

we’re just gonna talk about london okay

wondering whatbthe suite life zack and cody  is about, the suite life of zack and cody

is literally a show about a group of  people that work in the hotel okay

it’s literally a luxury hotel  called the tipton’s hotel

it’s one of those hotels where  they loom like apartments so yes 

people do live in them

and i can understand why people live  kin hotels/apartment style hotels 

because they don’t have to  pay for furniture and all that

and they don’t have to furnish the  place, like i completly understand

i completely understand  because furnishing a new place 

after you just bought it is stressful okay

i completely understand

the show is centered around a set of  twins which i did not care for and 

all the other people that interacted with them

as you know we had maddie, london, esteban,  mr. moseby, their mother, all that jazz

suite life of zack and cody is  actually a really creative concept

like i never that disney channel would  come up with something as creative

like let’s make a show about people  that work and live in a hotel

like who thought of that okay,  who freaking thought of that

that’s really really creative but you know it’s  not, it’s a luxury hotel because you know how 

disney is

they’re not about to show those oaky,  they not about to show those hotels

okay we know, we know

Iim grown i know, i didn’t even know about  that until my mom told me she was like oh 

that's a luxury hotel

um it’s not like that, that’s  not realistic and i was like oh  

whoa whoa, if you know you know you know you know

already know i hate half this  show, i hate half this show

half the show is really really good, the other  half is just really really unbearable to me

i don’t like the twins, i don’t  care about zack and cody i really  

don’t care about dylan and cole to be honest

i don’t see the hype for  them, i never did for once

i don’t care about zack and  cody martin never did never will

i really like this show for the side characters  okay, the adults, the older teenagers

and even zack and cody’s friends too  were a lot more interesting for me

i like the side characters in  the show more than them okay

i like a completely different show when  it’s set away from the twins and it went to 

other people’s storylines like

when it comes to me like when my  disney shows that i like and whatnot

i always kind of liked them when they  have somewhat mature aspects to them

descendants does, don’t try and argue with  that it does have mature aspects to it

it has issues, but it does don’t  try and argue with me on that

that’s why i prefer other people’s  storylines over zack and cody’s storylines 

because it was just a way more mature light

zack and cody storylines were just way  too childish for me they were just way 

too annoying

i just really couldn’t do it with those two

i said half the show was  good, half the show was bad

i know many people that liked the show just  for zack and cody, and i know many people that 

like it just for the reason why i liked it and

then there are people that like both, everybody’s  different everybody’s different like i said

these videos are just my opinions  okay i know a lot of y’all get upset 

saying like my opinion is wrong and what not

but that is just how i feel okay like when  it comes to things such as fictional shows

and whatnot i am free to have my own opinion okay

that’s just how i feel and yeah like a lot of  people were like really angry with me because

i said i really don’t care too much for this show

and i was like but maybe if y’all let me go  into detail at first we wouldn’t have this issue

i had to rant a little bit real  quick, moving on, moving on

i have mentioned this on my tik tok  before that i think this show would

have been better if it were  focused on maddie and london

instead of zack and cody because the  episodes where it centered around 

maddie and london were my favorite

and the episodes that centered  on their mom were my favorite too

now you guys we’re talking  about miss london tipton

london tipton literally is the hotel heiress,  she literally is the daughter if the owner 

of the tipton hotel

so yeah she’s set for life

she don’t- she’s set for life

she’s literally a parody of paris hilton

london tipton paris hilton, the  hilton hotel the tipton hotel

i don’t know why it took me until  i was like 17 to understand and 

get that connection

don’t really have much to say  about the representation because 

this is the first time we ever see an  asian character represented like this

so i don’t really have much to say  about it like that’s the first time 

we really saw disney, uh  rich cray rich asians like

that's basically what london tipton was,  i don’t really have much to say about that

because london tipton was a  really really good character 

in the first show, in the first show

that- this show is not really as  progressive as it thinks because at the end 

this was a series that focused on two white boys

and everybody else was side characters okay

it’s not as progressive as  it thinks it is doing that  

because not only did you guys have that

a lot of the other side characters  were people of color, they were 

really racist stereotypes

like yes go watch my misogynoir of  the suite life of zack and cody video 

if guys would like to know  what i was talking about

even though london tipton was based  on paris hilton she reminds me 

of somebody that y’all

because i know i have a lot of younger  people that watch me that really aren’t 

familiar with when paris  hilton was like a big big thing

she reminds me a lot of a  girl on youtube, olivia jade

london tipton is literally olivia jade okay

um will I ever come to amsterdam? um i mean i hope

what’s the most rebellious thing  you’ve done? that’s a good question

um, the most rebellious thing I’ve done,  

i was 16 and my boyfriend at the time lived in santa barbara and

my parents wouldn’t let me go to santa. barbara  

because i live in la and it’s only like an hour and a half drive but i

first of all didn’t have my  license um so my parents my mom was 

working out

i’ve told the story on youtube  before but my mom was working out 

of town and my dad was like he was also working

they were both basically not at home so  our older brother was staying with us

and i snuck to santa barbara  and stayed there for the weekend 

and then came back

you’ve been here for a long time because  

i didn’t even- i didn’t even have 2k followers yet when i

used to be roasting olivia jade, i used  to be dragging her to the pits and back

like olivia jade literally got  nothing from me after i found out  

what a despicable human being she is okay

okay and me being a college student, i’m getting  off topic but it really freaking hurt okay

but yes olivia jade and london tipton very  very similar, both two little rich girls

didn’t care about education, weren’t  too smart, and literally didn’t care too 

much about making income  because they knew good and well

that they just had their parent’s inheritance

as london tipton didn’t have  a mother she had her father,  

i’m pretty sure london tipton was adopted by the way

like she said, he has money okay her dad has money

owns the hotel chain line, i didn’t  realize that the hotel industry 

could make people that rich

i had no idea. then we have olivia  jade who’s mother is an actor

becky from full house that’s really  the only thing i know her for 

and her dad is a clothing designer  who’s clothes were sold in target

and it’s funny because i have never  even seen his clothes in target since 

that whole college cheating scandal blew up

target y’all was in y’alls bag  for that one, kudos to y’all

it is currently into legal trouble  right now because you know um yeah um

and she scammed her way into college  and that was really disrespectful to me 

a college student

a broke college kid at that that don’t really  come from money, having to work mu butt off

to get where i need to be

like london in the show, her dad just kind  of like paid fore her to get better education

but in the end they didn’t really take  

it too seriously because they  knew good and well in the end

london don’t have to worry about nothing

london don’t have to worry about nothing

like london tipton olivia jade was not smart,  

they literally would skip  school to go do who knows what

london tipton was stupid because she was  rich and no i am not trying to get on here

and say that rich people are stupid do not come  for me because that is exactly what i’m not saying

i’m saying that because london  knew that she was well off

london tipton comes from money i have  said that plenty of times in this video

she knew good and well that she can just get  her daddy’s money and do what she wants with it

she literally was raised to believe that  she didn’t have to work for anything ever

that’s why she was so stupid, that’s  why she didn’t care about education 

that’s one thing alot of people

like one thing that gets on my nerves when people  just say london tipton is just a stupid character

and i was like she’s not  like at least, in the first 

series she’s not there's like way  

more depth to london tipton than people think there is because i’m

i need y’all to actually, i feel like  y’all just remember zack and cody 

and didn’t actually go back and rewatch it

rewatch it and london tipton will  have your heart sometimes okay london

i literally feel so much for london tipton  

in the first show, the second show london tipton can kick rocks in that show okay

in the first show london tiption literally like  

london oh my God don’t don’t get me started we gotta start fangirling

about london tipton we gotta start  fangirling about london tipton because 

i just love her

didn’t care about education  because she knew good and well  

that her daddy was just gonna give her

money at the end of the day

and like i said her dad wasn’t really in her  life he was very very absent most of the time

mr. moseby took care of her

in the original suite life we got to see that  london was not happy, london was not happy

she had all the money in the world, she  could have whatever she wants she could 

have the best food

she could fly out to cabo when she wanted to  and come back the next night if she wanted to

she literally could buy designer every  single last day of the week and it would 

not affect her in any kind of way

london was not happy, she had everything like  everything materialistic out here but her 

father was absent

she had horrible step moms

she like she didn’t even like  the women that her dad dated,  

she had nannies and maids taking care of her

she really had mr. moseby being the only person,  

the only adult in her life that really truly cared about her

i think carrie cared about her too but she  was worried about them, rambunctious boys okay

her only true friend was like maddie a poor  girl because all her rich friends were like 

jealous of her and only were  her friend because she had money

and then other people wanted to be  her friend because she had money

and then other people just liked  her because they were just fans

london tipton was not happy, and that’s  why it makes me so angry like part of the 

reason why i hated the suite life on deck so much

is because they took this broken rich  girl and just turned her into this mean 

bubbling idiot

just took her from just a broken rich  kid to just a mean stupid character

and it’s just kind of like all that  character development, brenda song  

literally put her foot into london tipton

and y’all just through that all out  the window with this horrible show

like suite life on deck is literally one of  disney’s worst i don’t care what no one says

suite life on deck is beyond garbage

yes london was always mean like  london was mean okay like i 

can see why maddie and her will  go back and forth time to time

but like london it was just like she  was mean on 10 in suite life on deck

it’s just they took how like-

yes london being stupid did get us  alot of laughs okay i’m not gonna lie

just because brenda song is just funny,  brenda song is just hilarious okay

brenda song, such a great comedy actor right there

top tier amazing she deserves her  props, brenda song is freaking hilarious

yes it was funny on suite life on deck  when london hade her little stupid 

moments and whatnot

but we got to see more to her when  we actually saw her trying to learn

like we saw london in a different light  when she was learning how to drive like yes

when london wants to learn she’s into it okay

when london wants something  she goes all put for it okay

suite life on deck london literally had  

no determination for anything  she was just a mean stupid girl

that’s all they did for her

all her and bailey would do is go back  and forth, she’d make fun of bailey

bailey’d clap back at her, end of story

like maddie being there for london,  

nia also was link the closest thing london had to a real friend other than maddie

because i do think that nia  did genuinely care for her

i really feel like mr moseby just  kind of made her be nice to her

but maddie and london an iconic duo

maddie and nia honestly are an iconic  duo too like i said i really wish they 

could just do so much better with nia’s character

now we gotta talk about the episode with  london’s step mom because this episode 

right here is literally- i think it might be my

favorite episode in suite life of zack and  cody but when we got to see london’s stepmom

the mom that actually cared about her, i was just  like brenda song is so talented i really wish they

of just did way more with her like i said before,  

but in this episode london had a stepmother and for the first time

in like a minute london saw that this  woman genuinely cared about her and 

alot of the times those women were  just with her dad for his money

they didn’t really care or whatnot, but  this woman actually took interest in his 

daughter and was there to her to care for her like

but london was just really uncomfortable  with the fact because london never really had 

a mother like that

and this women literally just showed that like, i  see this little girl is broken and she needs care 

because her dad is not in her life

mr. moseby is literally just raising her but he’s  

just not really there for  all the time because he has 

to be so busy taking acre of the  hotel and then guests or whatnot

she stepped in and became  a parent figure for london

and really really really wish, this is  where suite life fumbled the bag okay

they could of did something so great because  they had great chemistry with each other

i really wish they kept her around longer  because we would have got to see london

off so much better, i’m so mad that they just  made her a one time character and threw her off

because we got to see a london  we never saw before okay

like other than the other times  when we saw london being sad 

how her friends didn’t like her and how she

didn’t wanna go to school and  things like that we genuinely 

just saw how her family life is terrible

like yes the girl is rich, the girl has  everything in the world but she does not 

have a stable family

she thinks because her dad gives her  money like any time it comes to that

her dad literally was never in her  life, he was never there for her

and then he he just gave her money  to kind of like to shut her up and

and she thought that was just love and  this woman showed her she was like london 

i’m here for you and you deserve better

london tipton deserves so much better

bailey could never be maddie or nia

I’m sorry i hate bailey pickett whatsoever, i hate her and cody martin’s whole dynamic

i don’t like bailey  

pickett whatsoever her and london’s f riendship literally did nothing for me

because it’s so obvious that  bailey was just there to 

replace both nia and maddie because

they didn’t come back through the sequel

she was just there to be their replacement

it just didn’t work, it just wasn’t there, all  they did was bicker and banter back and forth

at least with maddie like  you can tell, i don’t know

i was not getting the sense  that these two liked each other

i feel like they just really tolerated  each other, i don’t really get the sense

that they were friends or buddies like  that, like how she was with maddie and nia

it just wasn’t- i just wasn’t feeling it

it didn’t work, aside from them bickering all  the time and then she insulting her clothes

and she calling her stupid,  it just wasn’t it for me

bailey pickett does nothing for me

all of london tipton’s  character development was thrown 

out the window with suite life on deck

because they had the potential to  do way way more with her character

where we got to see more  of her as an actual person  

and not just a stupid girl with a lot of money

they wasted it, they wasted it all away

is one of the main reasons that i have with  the suite life franchise ruining london tipton

the only good thing i kind of remember from  suite life of zack and cody is that like-

not suite life of zack and cody, suite life on  deck london finally accepted the fact and realized

that mr. moseby was her father figure

and that scene broke my freaking heart  when she started crying, i started crying

oh my gosh because i remember i watched  the day it premiered and everything

i was in middle school and i was just  boohooing my heart out because i was like

london tipton was literally wasted  away, brenda song deserves better

brenda song was way too talented  for them to waste her like that

they had so much potential to do  more with london in the sequel

and they just threw it all away

this video is a little emotional  for me to make because i just 

genuinely did feel for london tipton

i know she’s not real and whatnot but  like girls of color deserve better

disney y’all need to start doing better  with your girls of color okay? okay

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
care /kɛɚ/ A2	verb - to feel worry or interest about something noun - the provision of what is necessary for the health, welfare, maintenance, and protection of someone or something
character /ˈkærəktər/ A2	noun - the mental and moral qualities distinctive to an individual
education /ˌɛdʒəˈkeɪʃən/ B1	noun - the process of receiving or giving systematic instruction, especially at a school or university
entertainment /ˌɛntərˈteɪnmənt/ B1	noun - the action of providing or being provided with amusement or enjoyment
family /ˈfæməli/ A1	noun - a group consisting of parents and children living together in a household
hate /heɪt/ A2	verb - to feel intense or passionate dislike for someone or something
heiress /ˈɛrəs/ B2	noun - a woman who is the heiress to a large amount of money or a great estate
hotel /hoʊˈtɛl/ A1	noun - an establishment providing accommodation, meals, and other services for travelers and tourists
inheritance /ɪnˈhɛrətəns/ B2	noun - the inheriting of a title, office, property, or right
issues /ˈɪʃuːz/ B1	noun - important topics or problems for debate or discussion
money /ˈmʌni/ A1	noun - a current medium of exchange in the form of coins and banknotes
rich /rɪtʃ/ A1	adjective - having a great deal of money or assets
show /ʃoʊ/ A1	noun - a spectacle or display, especially on television or in the theater verb - to organize and present a public exhibition or performance
stereotypes /ˈstɛriətaɪps/ B2	noun - a widely held but fixed and oversimplified image or idea of a particular type of person or thing
stupid /ˈstupɪd/ A2	adjective - lacking intelligence or common sense

Key Grammar Structures

• london was not happy, london was not happy

  ➔ Comma splice

  ➔ The sentence uses a comma splice, where two independent clauses ('london was not happy' and 'london was not happy') are joined by a comma without a coordinating conjunction.

• i don’t care about zack and cody martin, never did, never will

  ➔ Comma usage in a list

  ➔ The commas are used to separate items in a list: 'never did' and 'never will' are additional statements reinforcing the main clause.

• the thing that gets on my nerves is when people say

  ➔ Relative clause

  ➔ The phrase 'that gets on my nerves' is a relative clause modifying 'the thing,' providing more information about it.

• she’s not like at least, in the first series she’s not

  ➔ Fragmented sentence

  ➔ This is a fragmented sentence, lacking a complete thought. It relies on context for meaning.

• there's like way more depth to london tipton than people think there is because-

  ➔ Ellipsis

  ➔ The sentence uses an ellipsis ('because-') to indicate an incomplete thought, suggesting the speaker is trailing off.

• i didn’t realize that the hotel industry could make people that rich

  ➔ Subordinating conjunction

  ➔ The subordinating conjunction 'that' introduces a dependent clause ('that the hotel industry could make people that rich'), which cannot stand alone as a complete sentence.

• because london tipton was a really really good character in the first show, in the first show

  ➔ Redundancy

  ➔ The phrase 'in the first show' is repeated, which is redundant and could be simplified for clarity.

• it’s fur, with an army outfit

  ➔ Appositive

  ➔ 'With an army outfit' is an appositive phrase that renames or explains 'fur,' providing additional detail.

• i know, look, i look like a superhero today, a really hot one

  ➔ Interjection

  ➔ The word 'look' is used as an interjection to draw attention or express emotion.

• please please please please pretty pretty please please please click down below

  ➔ Repetition for emphasis

  ➔ The repetition of 'please' and 'pretty please' is used for emphasis, creating a pleading tone.