The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope – English Lyrics

• By: Bloodhound Gang
• Album: Hooray For Boobies

Lyrics & Translation

Want to experience English through humor and sharp wit? "The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope" by Bloodhound Gang offers a masterclass in satirical lyricism and playful language. With its clever wordplay and provocative themes, this song provides an engaging way to explore informal English expressions and cultural commentary, making language learning both entertaining and thought-provoking.

[English]

"A" is for "Apple"

"B" is for "Balloons"

"C" is for "Crayons"

"D" is for "Drum"

Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell

1972

That's the year I got here when my dear mother's water blew

Not really realizing the prize that's been begot to her

The bona fide lo-fi high-octane philosopher

Genius with a penis the few the proud the me

I liked me so much I had to buy the company

Soul for sale sold to Satan for a hell of a lotta luck

I'm hard to come by like a straight guy working at Starbucks

Thank the thinkers that think they thunk the thoughts that theorized

Idolized or despised bet I'm gettin' recognized

Mount Rushmore no ignore it can't rock with no big head

Half of the people want me half of the people want me dead

I am the Angel of Def with my rhymes against humanity

Teeter-tottering between brilliance and insanity

The one part the Fuehrer the one part the Pope

It's the inevitable return baby of the Great White Dope

Conclusions you drew proportions you blew

Lost son of Iggy? False bigger nose than Ziggy? True

Yes my name is Jimmy Pop no my pop's name is Dick

Don't admit to kick it slick you thick derelict critic

Put down for missed notes put up with misquotes

Don't want the whole story? Should have bought the Cliff Notes

Like Fingerpainting 101 give me no credit for having class

One thumb on the pulse of the nation one thumb in your girlfriend's ass

Written on written off scoff callin' me a joke

I don't think that I'm a sell-out but I do "Enjoy Coke!"

I struck gold but never took it for granted that's how I planned it so can it

Around the planet fans demand it and you'll never understand it

When I die no lie plan on mass pandemonium

They may display my brain in a pickle jar at the Smithsonian

The one part the Fuehrer the one part the Pope

It's the inevitable return baby of the Great White Dope

One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope

The inevitable return of the Great White Dope

One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope

The inevitable return of the Great White Dope

One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope

The inevitable return of the Great White Dope

One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope

The inevitable return of the Great White Dope

One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope

The inevitable return of the Great White Dope

One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope

The inevitable return of the Great White Dope

One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope

The inevitable return of the Great White Dope

One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope

The inevitable return of the Great White Dope

Great White Dope

Great White Dope

Great White Dope

Great White Dope

Great White Dope

Great White Dope

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
philosopher /fɪˈlɒsəfər/ C1	noun - a person who offers wisdom and insight
genius /ˈdʒiːniəs/ B2	noun - exceptional intellectual or creative power
luck /lʌk/ A2	noun - success or failure apparently brought by chance
idolized /ˈaɪdəlaɪzd/ B2	verb - to admire or revere
despised /dɪˈspaɪzd/ B2	verb - to feel contempt or aversion for
brilliance /ˈbrɪliəns/ B2	noun - exceptional intelligence or talent
insanity /ɪnˈsænɪti/ C1	noun - state of being seriously mentally ill
proportion /prəˈpɔːrʃn/ B1	noun - the relative size or extent of something
critic /ˈkrɪtɪk/ B1	noun - a person who expresses an unfavorable opinion of something
demand /dɪˈmænd/ B1	verb - to ask for with authority
pandemonium /pændɪˈmoʊniəm/ C1	noun - wild and noisy disorder or confusion
display /dɪˈspleɪ/ B1	verb - to show or exhibit
derelict /ˈdɛrɪlɪkt/ C1	adjective - in a very poor condition as a result of disuse or neglect
scoff /skɒf/ B2	verb - to mock or ridicule
granted /ˈɡræntɪd/ B1	verb - to accept or admit as true
notes /noʊts/ A2	noun - a brief written record of something