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Lyrics & Translation

[English]

hi Sandy Sandy hi come on

in you brought your kids yeah that's

okay

right you know when I saw you at the

store last week it it was probably the

first time I ever mentally undressed an

elf wow that's uh

dirty

yeah hey

kids oh my gosh Rachel hone my are you

okay where's poo Rome jerk miss his

flight and then your face

exploded

no okay was at the airport getting into

a cab when this woman this blonde planet

with a pocketbook starts yelling at me

something about how it was her cab first

and then the next thing I know she just

starts starts pulling me out by my hair

you know and then blow up my attack

whistle thingy and and and three more

cabs show up

as I'm going to get into a cab she

tackles me and I hit my head on the curb

and cut my lip on my

whistles oh everybody having fun at the

party are people eating my

dip in

a you go kids

and then the peacock bit

me please kiss me at

midnight you seen Sandy o uh I don't

know how to tell you this but uh she's

in Monica's bedroom getting it on with

Max that scientist

geek oh look at that I didn't know how

to tell

you everybody the ball is ding

what the bll is ding

be midnight and the moment of joy is

upon

us looks like that no date pack thing

worked

out everybody looks so happy I hate that

not everybody's happy hey

bobbyy no I uh thought I'd throw this

out here I'm no math whz but I do

believe there are three girls and three

guys right

here I don't feel like kissing anyone

tonight I can't kiss anyone so I'm

kissing everyone no no no you can't kiss

Ross that's your brother oh yeah perfect

perfect so now everybody's get to kiss

but me all right somebody kiss me

somebody kiss me it's midnight somebody

kiss somebody kiss me it's midnight it's

one

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
kid /kɪd/ A2	noun - a child or young person
airport /ˈeəpɔːt/ B1	noun - a place where aircraft take off and land
cab /kæb/ A2	noun - a taxi
blonde /blɒnd/ B1	adjective - having light yellowish hair
hair /hɛə(r)/ A2	noun - the strands growing from the head
whistle /ˈwɪs.əl/ B1	noun - a small device that makes a high‑pitched sound verb - to produce a high‑pitched sound by blowing
curb /kɜːb/ B2	noun - the edge of a raised path or road
party /ˈpɑːr.ti/ A2	noun - a social gathering for fun or celebration
midnight /ˈmɪd.naɪt/ B1	noun - 12 a.m.; the middle of the night
scientist /ˈsaɪ.ən.tɪst/ B2	noun - a person who studies or works in science
ball /bɔːl/ A1	noun - a round object used in games
joy /dʒɔɪ/ B1	noun - great happiness
kiss /kɪs/ A2	verb - to press one's lips against someone or something noun - an act of pressing lips together
explode /ɪkˈspləʊd/ B2	verb - to burst outward with a sudden loud noise
pull /pʊl/ A2	verb - to draw something towards oneself
tackle /ˈtæk.əl/ B2	verb - to confront or try to stop something aggressively
cut /kʌt/ A1	verb - to divide or make an opening with a sharp tool
dirty /ˈdɜː.ti/ A2	adjective - covered with dirt; unclean
elf /ɛlf/ B2	noun - a small, magical creature in folklore

Key Grammar Structures

• right you know when I saw you at the store last week it it was probably the first time I ever mentally undressed an elf

  ➔ Past Perfect (had + past participle)

  ➔ The phrase "the first time I ever mentally undressed" uses the past perfect to indicate an action that occurred before another past action (seeing the person at the store).

• and then your face exploded

  ➔ Past Simple with Dramatic Effect

  ➔ The phrase "your face exploded" uses the past simple to describe a sudden, dramatic event, emphasizing the unexpectedness of the situation.

• as I'm going to get into a cab she tackles me

  ➔ Present Continuous for Background Action

  ➔ The phrase "as I'm going to get into a cab" uses the present continuous to describe a background action that sets the scene for the main event (being tackled).

• please kiss me at midnight

  ➔ Imperative Mood

  ➔ The phrase "please kiss me at midnight" uses the imperative mood to make a direct request or command.

• I don't feel like kissing anyone tonight

  ➔ Present Simple with Stative Verb

  ➔ The phrase "I don't feel like kissing" uses the present simple with a stative verb to express a current state or feeling.