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Monica,

>> she's sleeping.

>> I know. Just quick quick question. Quick

question. Which one was Deep Impact and

which one was Armageddon?

>> Deep Impact was the one with Robert

Dval? Armageddon is what's going to

happen to you if you wake me up.

>> Sorry, I just can't sleep.

Where is that book that you were reading

with the two women who were ice skating

and wearing wearing those hats with the

flowers on it? Because every time I look

at that cover, I'm like,

[laughter]

>> it is in the living room where there is

also a light and no one will kick you in

the shin.

>> What? OW.

I'm sorry. I thought maybe I'd make some

warm milk and it would help me sleep

>> with a walk.

[laughter]

>> You thought you were going to read my

boring book to put you to sleep.

>> It got interesting.

Damn you, Oprah. [laughter]

>> Here, let me make the milk. I'm up

anyway.

>> Hey, you know what we could do? You

know, now that we're up, we could just

like talk to each other all night long,

you know, like we did when we were first

going out. It'd be fun.

>> Okay, that does sound fun.

>> Yeah. So, I mean, how bummed were you

when the second sister died? Huh?

>> The second sister dies.

[laughter]

>> No,

[laughter]

no. Well, I I I was talking about the

book I was reading,

>> The Second Sister Dies in Archie and Jug

Head Double Digest.

[laughter]

>> That's correct.

>> What? What are you doing?

>> Do you know what just happened?

>> Yeah, we we had sex and then we fell

asleep.

[laughter]

>> No, we were in the middle of sex

[laughter]

and you fell asleep.

No, no, that's not true. No. Best time

ever.

[laughter]

You rock my world.

>> Monica,

>> what?

>> I was giving you some of my best moves

and you missed it. So, please wake up so

we can do it right. [laughter]

>> Okay. Okay. I'm ready.

Come [laughter] on, big fella.

>> Give me the good stuff.

>> Yeah. [laughter]

>> No, no, no. Don't fall asleep.

>> Okay, I'm going to make you some coffee.

Oh, I probably won't spill coffee

grounds all over the kitchen floor.

>> Okay, I'm up. I'm up.

[music]

>> Die hard. Still great.

>> Yeah.

Hey, what do you say we make it a double

feature?

>> What else do you rent?

>> Die Hard 2.

>> Joey, this is Die Hard one again.

[laughter]

>> Oh, but we watched it a second time and

it's Die Hard, too.

>> Joey, we just saw it and

>> and it would be cool to see it again.

>> Yeah, Die Hard.

>> Dude, you didn't say Die Hard.

Is everything okay? [laughter]

>> Yeah, I just got I got plans.

>> Well, John Mlan had plans.

>> No, you see the thing is I want to get

out of here before Joey gets all worked

up and starts calling everybody

>> What are you talking about,

[music]

>> [laughter]

>> What happened?

>> I don't know. [laughter] You fell

asleep. That is all.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

>> All right. Well, uh, I better go home.

>> Yeah. I think that would be best.

>> All right. I'll talk to you later. Okay.

But not about this.

>> No, never.

>> Never.

>> So, uh uh.

>> Bye.

>> No touch. No touch. [laughter]

>> Hey,

>> just uh brought back your videos.

>> Uh hey, uh Ross, look. Uh I think we

need to talk about before.

>> No, no, we don't.

Yes, we do. Now, look, that was the best

nap I ever had.

[laughter]

>> I I don't know what you're talking

about.

>> Come on, admit it. That was the best nap

you ever had.

>> I've had better.

>> Okay. When?

>> All right. ALL RIGHT. IT WAS THE BEST

NAP EVER. I SAID IT. OKAY, BUT IT'S

OVER, JOEY.

[laughter]

>> I want to do it again.

[laughter]

>> We can't do it again.

>> Why not?

>> Because it's weird. [laughter]

>> Fine.

>> You want something to drink?

>> Sure. What do you got?

>> Warm milk and etan PM.

Boy, I'll tell you, that judging stuff

took a lot out of me.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. Think about maybe going upstairs

and taking a little nap on my couch.

[laughter]

>> Why Why would I care about that?

[laughter]

>> No reason. I'm just saying that uh

that's where I'll be.

>> [laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter]

>> Great nap. It really was.

[clears throat]

[cheering and applause]

[laughter]

>> Dude, what the hell are you doing?

Excuse [laughter]

me.

>> I don't know, Monica. It feels funny

just being here. I mean, if you buy a

bed from Janice's ex-husband, that's

like betraying Chandler. Not at these

prices.

[laughter]

>> Hi. You know, in England, this car would

be on the other side of the store.

[laughter]

Oh. Oh,

Phoebe, come here.

This is my new bed. You got to feel this

bad boy.

Monica, it still feels so weird. You

know, Taylor's your friend. Oh. Oh my

god.

>> [laughter]

>> All right, take this bed. You can make

other friends.

>> Here ye here ye. Delivery from the

mattress king.

>> You, Miss Gella.

>> Okay.

>> Signed here.

>> Do I have a middle name?

>> All right. Monica Belula

Geller.

It's that bedroom there.

>> Hey, Monica bought a bed from the

mattress king.

>> Yeah. So, please, please, please don't

say anything to Chandler.

>> You want me to lie to Chandler?

>> Is that a problem?

>> No.

What's this?

Isn't it cool? Room. Room.

[laughter]

This is not the bed I ordered. I know.

You must have won like a contest or

something.

>> Baby,

why is this car in my bedroom?

>> I'm sorry. Okay, I I wasn't looking and

the store said that they won't take it

back because you've signed for it.

>> When did I sign for it?

>> When I was you. You know what? It's all

Joey's fault cuz he left his nose open.

[laughter]

>> Did you make brownies today?

>> Knock knock.

>> Quick, take off your dress. He won't

notice the bed.

>> [laughter]

>> Hey, I'm going for sushi. Does anybody

want uh

Whoa, somebody missed the offramp.

[laughter]

>> It's Monica's bed. What?

>> Okay,

it's a race car.

>> So, this has always been Monica's bed.

Well, you're just noticing now. How

self-involved are you? [laughter]

>> Okay. Well, if this bed isn't new, then

how come there's plastic on the

mattress?

>> Sometimes I have bad dreams.

>> Uh, may I help you?

>> Yes. Hi. I talked to you on the phone on

the lady who got stuck with the race car

bed.

>> Look, it's like I told you there's

nothing I can do. You signed for it.

Monica Felula Geller.

All right, Chester. Man, look. We want

to see the king. Nobody sees the king.

>> Okay, I'm talking to the king.

>> Hey, you can't go back there.

>> Oh my god.

Hey, watch it, lady. [laughter]

Hey. Hey. Good looking. [laughter]

[laughter]

All right, I'll leave. My bed's so

boring.

What are you doing? I uh reorganized the

fridge. See? Uh, bottom shelf meats and

dairy. Middle shelf fruits and

vegetables

and top shelf expired products.

[laughter]

>> Why are you doing this?

>> Because I am bored. Out of my mind. I've

already been to the bank, the post

office, and the dry cleaners.

>> Dude, you just described seven days

worth of stuff. [laughter]

>> You got to spread it out a little, you

know. Haven't you ever been unemployed?

>> Hey, I am not unemployed. I'm on

sabatical. Hey, don't get religious on

me, okay? [laughter]

A guy in your position needs to be a

little better at relaxing, you know.

What? Why do you think we have the

comfortable chairs? Huh? Look, come

here. Sit down.

Ready? Watch.

AND THEN [laughter]

so what? We just sit. Oh, no. No. We're

not going to just sit. Watch.

Hello, Chandler Bing.

>> Hello, Mr. Bing.

I love you.

>> All right, whoever this is, stop calling

me.

IT'S BEEN 6 MONTHS. IT'S NOT FUNNY.

[laughter]

>> But I love you.

>> Leave me alone. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD,

LEAVE ME ALONE. [laughter]

>> And that's Wednesday. Ben,

I want you to know that there may be

some times when I'm I may not be around

um like this,

but I'll still always come back

like this.

[laughter]

And sometimes I may be away longer like

this.

[laughter]

But I'll still always come back

like this.

And sometimes I'll want you to steal

third and I'll go like this.

[laughter]

>> He is so amazing.

>> I know. Look at him.

>> Ben.

Ben.

Hey, Ben.

Nothing. I don't think that's his name.

[laughter]

>> Oh, look. Look. He's closing his eyes.

Oh, look. He's opening his eyes.

[laughter]

>> He doesn't do much, does he?

>> Nope. This is pretty much it.

You guys want to get some coffee?

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

>> All right. I'll see you guys later.

[laughter]

[laughter]

>> [laughter]

>> Oh, look. He's closing his eyes again.

>> Well, is everybody else having just the

best time?

Shh.

>> Joey's asleep.

After he passed out, we put the sand

around him to keep him warm.

>> Well, I assume the uh happy couple isn't

up yet. Did you guys hear them last

night?

>> Oh, yeah. I don't know what they were

doing, but at one point, sea turtles

actually came up to the house.

>> Good morning.

>> Hey.

>> Hey. How'd everybody sleep?

>> Oh, great.

>> Like a lost.

>> Us, [laughter] too.

>> Going for a walk.

[clears throat]

>> Good morning. Nice breath, by the way.

[laughter]

>> Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. There's none

of that in here.

>> Oh, come on, man. At least let me finish

this last one.

Okay. But only if you give me a drag.

>> Okay.

>> Oh, dark mother. Once again, I suckle at

your smoky teit. [laughter]

>> Oh, no. Why don't you hold on to that

one?

Okay, that's like the least fun game

ever.

>> Well, I'm really sick of your smoking,

so I brought something that is going to

help you quit.

>> Oh,

>> nope. That patch is no good.

[laughter]

>> Come on. It's a hypnosis tape. This

woman at work used it for two weeks

straight and she hasn't smoked since.

[laughter]

>> What's your problem?

>> Nothing. It's just that hypnosis is

beyond crap.

>> Ross, I watched you get hypnotized in

Atlantic City.

>> Hey, that guy did not hypnotize me.

Okay.

>> Oh, right. Cuz you always pull your

pants down on the count of three and

play Wipe Out on your butt cheeks.

>> All right. You forget hypnosis. The way

to quit smoking is you have to dance

naked in a field of heather and then

bathe in the sweat of six healthy young

men

>> or what my father calls Thursday night.

>> Falling fast asleep.

Deeper, deeper, deeper. You are now

completely asleep. You don't need to

smoke. Cigarettes don't control you. You

are a strong, confident woman who does

not disappear.

A strong confident woman.

[laughter]

[laughter]

[cheering]

Millionaire's here. Oh my god.

[laughter]

>> Guys, please. I'm just going to have

dinner with him. Okay. Okay. Okay. Just

because he buys you dinner does not mean

you owe him anything.

>> Okay, then get the lobster.

[laughter]

>> Every knife.

[laughter]

You don't need to smoke. Cigarettes

don't control you. You are a strong,

confident woman [laughter] who does not

need to smoke.

A strong, confident woman who does not

need to smoke. Cigarettes don't control

you. You are a strong, confident woman

who does not need to smoke.

>> Joy's your best friend. [laughter]

You want to make him a cheese sandwich

every day. [laughter]

>> And you also want to buy him hundreds of

dollars worth of pants.

>> So, you're up for keynote speaker.

>> Yeah.

>> Who's making the decision?

>> Professor Sherman. Yeah. I'm meeting

with him today.

>> Oh, he is a pretty tough guy to impress.

>> Yeah. Well, I think I know how to dazzle

him.

>> Oh, you're not going to do a magic

trick, are you?

[snorts]

>> No.

The data we're receiving from MRI scans

and DNA testing of these fossils are are

staggering.

>> I mean, we've been accepting Leaky's

dates as as a given, but if they're off

by even a hundred,000 years or so, then

you can you can just throw most of our

assumptions, you know, right in the

trash.

So, so what I'm saying is is is

that

is that uh reparations

could could be huge. I mean, not just in

in paleontology, but if you think about

it in in evolutionary biology, uh

genetics, uh geology, I mean, truly the

the mind boggles.

>> Well, that's not what you want.

Hello,

>> Joey. Hey, I need to talk to Charlie. Is

she there?

>> No, she uh she went shopping with

Rachel. Why? What's up?

>> Well, I'm meeting with Professor Sherman

about my being the keynote speaker.

>> Oh, how's it going?

>> It could be better.

>> He um he fell asleep.

>> What? But I already bought my ticket to

Bermuda.

Barbados.

>> Fine, I'll rent the car and drive.

[laughter]

>> Ross, you have to get that job.

>> What am I supposed to do? He's cold. In

fact, he he was just talking in his

sleep before. And evidently, he wants

someone named Fran to spank him harder.

>> Well, just wake him up.

>> I can't. If he realizes that I'm the one

who put him to sleep, I won't get the

job.

>> Oh, that's a tough one. Oh, wait a

minute. This happened to me before.

Yeah. I was auditioning for a play and

the producer fell asleep. I No, wait a

minute. It was me who fell asleep.

>> Yeah. I mean, hey, Shakespeare, how

about a chase scene once in a while?

[cheering and laughter]

[laughter]

>> [laughter]

[laughter]

[laughter]

>> Oh my god. You really want me to be the

keynote speaker?

Thank you.

>> You're welcome.

>> Hey, Kiki.

[laughter]

>> What are you doing? Just trying to get

comfortable. Can't sleep in my

underwear.

>> Well, you're going to

>> [laughter]

>> I've been thinking, you know, about how

I'm always seeing girls on top of girls.

>> Are they end to end or tall like

pancakes? [laughter]

>> You know what I mean about how I'm

always going out with all these women?

Cuz I always figured when the right one

comes along, I'll be able to be a

standup guy and go the distance, you

know? I'm looking at my dad thinking,

"Hey, you're not him. You're you."

When they were all over you to go into

your father's pipe fitting business, did

you cave?

>> No.

>> No. You decided to go into the out of

work actor business. [laughter]

Now, that wasn't easy, but you did it.

And I'd like to believe that when the

right woman comes along, you will have

the courage and the guts to say, "No

thanks. I'm married. [laughter]

You really think so?

>> Yeah, I really do.

>> Thanks, J.

>> Get off.

>> Janice likes to cuddle at night, which,

you know, I'm all for. But, uh, you

know, when you want to go to sleep, you

want some space. So, uh, you know, how

do I tell her that without,

>> you know, accidentally calling her fat

or something?

>> Oh, honey, I'm sorry. We can't help you

there cuz we're cuddly sleepers.

>> Okay. I'm late for work.

>> Oh,

>> all right. Are you guys going to come

down?

>> Uh, yeah. Yeah, I'll I'm right behind

you.

>> Okay. Good luck, Chandler.

>> Thank you, Rachel. Bye, sweetie.

>> Bye, honey.

>> Okay, the sleeping thing.

[laughter]

Very tricky business, but there is

something you can do.

>> I thought you guys were cuddly sleeping.

>> No, [laughter]

no, not cuddly. Not me. Just her. I'm

like you. I need the room.

Okay, come here.

>> Okay, you're in bed.

>> Yeah.

[laughter]

>> I'm going to use the cushion. Yeah.

>> Okay. You're in bed. She's over on your

side cuddling. Now you wait for her to

drift off and then you hug her and roll

her over to her side of the bed. And

then you

roll away.

Hug for her.

Roll for you. [laughter]

Okay. The old hug and roll.

>> Yeah.

>> Okay. One question. Shoot. You're

pretending the pillow's a girl, right?

[laughter]

>> Honey, you made the bed again. I told

you you don't have to do that. This

isn't camp.

>> Oh, then I guess the panty raid last

night was totally uncalled for.

Okay, I am going to take a shower and

today I will be singing Jim Crochy's

Leroy Brown.

>> [laughter]

>> Monica.

>> Hey, man. I have a question. Is Leroy

the baddest man in the whole damn town

or the fattest man in the whole damn

town?

>> The baddest. Otherwise, the song would

be fat fat Leroy Brown.

>> What are you doing?

>> I'm just waiting for you, sweetie.

Are you remaking the bed?

>> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You know what? The

way you did it, it was just fine.

>> Then you're redoing it because

>> if I tell you, you'll think I'm crazy.

>> You're pretty much running that risk

either way. [laughter]

>> Okay. You see,

the debate tag shouldn't be at the top

left corner. It should be at the bottom

right corner.

>> Well, that's not so crazy.

>> I'm just easing you in. All right.

>> All right. You see these little flower

blossoms? They should be facing up, not

down, because well, the head of the bed

is where the sun would be.

[laughter]

You don't love me anymore, do you?

>> Actually, if it's possible, I love you

more.

>> Really?

>> Wow. Well, then come on. I want to show

you how to fold the toilet paper into a

point.

This is so exciting. So glamorous.

People taking our picture. How do I

look?

>> You're a little tall.

>> What? Would you mind crouching down a

little bit so that I look taller?

There you go.

>> [laughter]

[music]

[applause]

>> Good job, Joe. Well done. Top notch.

>> You liked it? You really liked it?

>> Oh, yeah. [laughter]

Which part exactly?

>> The whole thing. Here we go.

>> No, no, no. Give me some specifics. I

love the specifics. The specifics were

the best part.

>> Hey, what about the scene with the

kangaroo? Did you Did you like that

part?

>> I was surprised to see a kangaroo.

[laughter]

>> In a World War I epic.

You fell asleep. [laughter]

There was no kangaroo. They didn't take

any of my suggestions.

[laughter]

>> Thanks a lot for coming, buddy. See you

later.

>> Don't go. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Look,

this guy fell asleep. He fell asleep,

too. Be mad at him.

>> I had a dream last night where I was

playing football with my kid.

>> It's nice.

>> Nice.

>> No, no, with him.

I'm on this field and they they hike me,

the baby, [laughter]

and I I know I've got to do something

cuz the Tampa Bay defense is coming

right at me. [laughter]

>> Tampa Bay has got a terrible team,

>> right? But

[laughter]

it is just me and the baby, so I'm

thinking they can take us.

And so I uh I just hate it downfield.

>> What? Are you afraid that's a baby?

>> He should take the sack. [laughter]

>> Anyway, suddenly I'm downfield and I

realize that I'm the one who's supposed

to catch him, right? only I know there

is no way I'm going to get there in

time, right? So, I am running and I'm

running and that that is when I woke up.

See, I I am so not ready to be a father.

>> Hey, you're going to be fine.

>> You're one of the most caring, most

responsible men in North America.

[laughter]

You're going to make a great dad.

>> Yeah, Ross. You and the baby just need

better blocking.

Isn't this nice? So quiet. I could just

lie here all day.

>> Oh no.

>> Open your drapes. Open your drapes.

>> So glad we got adjoining rooms.

>> The sun is out.

>> Hey, remember when I had cornneas?

>> Okay, listen. You go down to the pool

and reserve the chairs and I'll get the

magazines and the lotion.

>> Uh, ladies, Ross's speech is in 45

minutes.

>> Damn it.

[laughter]

>> Walls are pretty thin, guys.

Then we have to weigh the data from

recent MRI scans and DNA testing

which call into question information

gathered from years of simple carbon

dating.

>> Got that woman sitting out by the pool

getting tan

>> material

all leathery and wrinkled. I'm so

jealous.

Finally, factor in the profusion of new

species recently discovered.

Gigantosaurus,

Argentinosaurus,

>> not to mention Culaurus.

[laughter]

>> And that's just the herbivores. I'm not

even going to discuss the carnivores.

Their heads are already too big, which

is ironic considering their stunted

cerebral development. [laughter]

At 4:30 a.m.

United States garrison in Fort Sa was

fired upon. It is now under.

>> Hey, Dad. What are you doing here?

>> Well, it's your mother's bridge night,

so I thought I'd come into the city for

a little Mona cuddle.

>> [laughter]

>> Since when did you start smoking cigars?

>> I don't. I just I just like the smell of

them.

>> So, uh, what are you really doing here,

Dad?

>> Well, I just wanted to make sure that

you're okay.

>> What makes you think that I might not be

okay?

>> I saw Richard.

>> Oh.

>> So, how you doing?

>> I'm fine. Just a little tired, but I'm

okay.

How's Richard doing?

>> You don't want to know.

>> No, I I really really do.

>> Well, he's doing terrible.

>> Really?

>> Worse than when he broke up with

Barbara.

>> You're not just saying that, are you?

>> No. The man is a mess. [laughter]

>> Was he crying?

>> No.

Well, do you think he was waiting till

after you left so we could cry?

>> Maybe.

>> I think so.

>> Honey, relationships are hard. Like with

your mom and me. You know, after we

graduated from college, we broke up for

a while. It seems her father, your

grandfather, wanted her to travel around

Europe like he did. Of course, he got to

do it on Uncle Sam's nickel because he

was also strafing German troop trains at

the time.

However, [laughter]

you need some help from you.

Yes, please.

>> First of all, Utah,

dude. You can't just make stuff up.

[cheering]

I hate America. [laughter]

When I finish this game, I swear I am

moving.

Okay, maybe this is so hard because

there aren't 50 states.

[laughter]

Let me tell you something. I have 49

states and there are no more [laughter]

now. I I think I should be able to eat

something.

[laughter]

>> It's up to you.

>> [laughter]

>> Delaware. [laughter]

Delaware.

>> All right.

>> I want my turkey now.

>> You got it.

You got Nevada twice.

[laughter]

>> I know.

>> Yeah.

>> It's 6:30 in the morning. We're not

working out. It's over.

>> No way. With one pound to go. Come on.

We're working. We're moving. We're in

the zone. We're grooving.

>> Okay. I don't I don't mind the last

pound. Okay. In fact, I kind of like the

last pound. Okay. So, don't make me do

anything that I'll regret. [laughter]

>> What you going to do, fat boy? Huh?

>> What?

>> Nothing except tell you uh I think it's

wonderful how much energy you have.

>> Well, thanks.

>> I mean, especially considering how tough

it's been for you to find work.

You know,

>> you know, I mean, you can't tell your

parents you were fired because they'd be

disappointed.

>> Uh-huh.

>> And it's not as if you have a

boyfriend's shoulder to cry on.

>> Well, no, but I

>> I mean, if it were me, I think I'd have

difficulty just getting out of bed at

all. [laughter]

You know, I try to stay positive.

>> So, you you feel like going for a run.

[laughter]

>> All right.

>> Because you know, you don't have to. If

you want, you could just take a nap

right here.

>> Okay.

[laughter]

Just for a little while.

>> Okay.

>> [cheering]

>> Uh, Ra, [laughter] what's Hugsy doing in

the crib with Emma?

>> Oh, well, she was just crawling around

and she found him, so I just let her

sleep with him.

>> That's all right, isn't it?

>> Oh, of course. Yeah, it's a stuffed

animal. You know, it's for kids, not for

adults.

>> I know that.

>> Joey, are you sure? I mean, I know how

much you love him.

>> Rachel, let's be clear on this, okay? I

do not love Hugsy.

>> I like him a normal amount.

>> All right. Well, Emma loves him.

>> Yeah. Well, why wouldn't she? He's a

wonderful person.

>> [music]

>> Look at you. All sweet and innocent,

sleeping like an angel with them chubby

little hands wrapped around you.

[laughter]

>> It's okay, Emma. You stay asleep.

>> [crying]

>> Step away from THE CRIB. I'M 11.

[screaming]

>> IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. RA, IT'S ME. Put

down the scrunchie. [laughter]

>> What are you doing?

>> Well, I heard Emma stirring, so so I

came in to make sure she could reach

Hugsy.

>> Oh. Oh, thanks. All right. Well, now

that I'm up, I'm going to go to the

bathroom.

>> Okay. There you go, sweetie.

This isn't over.

>> Hey. Hey, look who's here. It's Joey.

And he brought home a friend.

>> Joey. Emma's right here. You promised

not to bring girls home in the middle of

the day anymore.

>> No, no, no. It's not a girl. It's

a brand new Hugsy.

>> Oh, that's so great. Now Emma has two

Hugsies.

>> No, no, no. Oh, no. No. Emma has one

Hugsy. The new Hugsy. Huh.

>> The other Hugsy. I don't know. I guess

I'll just take him back. Oh.

>> Oh, you know what? When I was a little

girl, I had a little pink pony named

Cotton. Oh, I loved her so much. I took

her everywhere. I would braid her tail.

>> Make the transfer. [laughter]

>> Now, now, should I be concerned that a

button fell off the old Hugsy and I

can't find it?

>> Oh, no. Don't worry about it. I

swallowed that years ago. [laughter]

>> Oh, what? I don't think she likes the

new Hugsy.

>> But he's [crying] the same.

>> Yeah, I think she wants the old one

back.

>> Yeah, but he's the same.

>> Joey, come on.

>> But he's the same.

>> You're not the same.

[laughter]

>> Trying to put Emma down for a nap. Have

you seen Hugsy?

>> Uh, original or crappy?

>> Original.

>> No, sorry. I haven't seen them.

>> Then what's that big lump under your

covers?

It's Monica. Okay,

>> that is not Monica.

>> All right, fine. It's original Hugsy.

>> You know, now I know Emma wants him, but

he's mine and I need him. She's being

unreasonable.

>> Joey, there is a reason that Emma loves

that stupid PENGUIN SO MUCH. OH, DON'T

COVER ITS EARS. [laughter]

>> It's because it reminds her of her uncle

Joey.

>> It does.

>> Yeah. And she's comforted by him because

she loves her uncle Joey so much.

>> Really? She She loves me.

>> Oh, yeah.

But you know what? If you need Hugsy,

don't worry. Emma will totally

understand. I won't, but whatever.

>> Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute.

Wait a minute, Ma. I mean, if if if

Hugsy means that much to Emma, then

Well, she can have them.

>> Oh. Oh, sweet. I knew Uncle Joey would

step up. Look, Emma, look who's back.

>> FORGET IT. FORGET IT. I can't do it.

>> Are you You're GOING TO TAKE UXY AWAY

FROM A LITTLE CHILD?

>> How do you think I got him in the first

place? [laughter]

>> Who is that?

>> Don't worry. I'm brave. I am brave. I I

am brave.

>> No, no, no, no, no, no.

>> Can you tell me who is there, please?

[laughter]

>> My name's Gary. I live upstairs.

Hi.

>> Hi. Do you know what time it is?

>> It's candy time.

>> My roommate says that they taste like

little drops of heaven.

>> Oh, please.

>> Did you hear that? Little drops of

heaven. [laughter]

>> 4:00 a.m.

>> So, can I get some candy?

>> I am sorry, but some of us have to get

up early and go to work. He does not

know that I am not some of us.

>> [laughter]

>> Um, listen, I'm sorry, but I I'll put

some out first thing in the morning.

>> Well, okay. I'll swing by later.

>> You live in this building?

>> Seems like I would have remembered you.

>> Night, G.

>> You guys are so cute.

>> I know.

>> All right, I'll see you tomorrow. Okay.

>> Okay.

>> [music]

>> You know, I love doing crossword puzzles

with you, honey.

>> Me, too. Now, let's finish this and go

to bed.

>> Okay, [laughter] there's only one left.

Threeletter word. Not dog, but

>> cat.

[laughter]

Yes. You are so smart.

>> I love you.

>> I love you, too.

[laughter]

[music]

>> Tada.

Are we greeting each other this way now?

Because I like that.

[laughter]

>> Look, I cleaned. I did the windows. I

did the floors. I haven't used all those

attachments on the vacuum except for

that little round one with the bristles.

I don't know what that's for.

>> Oh, yeah. Nobody knows. And we're not

supposed to ask.

>> Well, what do you think?

>> Very clean.

>> Really? It looks great.

>> Very clean.

Oh, I I I see you moved the green

ottoman.

>> Welcome.

[laughter]

>> How did that happen?

>> I don't know. I I thought it looked

better there. And I And also, it's an

extra scenery table.

>> Yeah, it's interesting.

[laughter]

But you know what? Just for fun, let's

see what it looked like in the old spot.

I just to compare.

See? Ha. Well, it looks good there, too.

Let's just leave it there for a while.

[laughter]

>> Can't believe you tried to move the

green ottoman.

>> Thank god you didn't try to fan out the

magazines. I mean, she'll scratch your

eyes RIGHT OUT.

>> GUYS, I AM NOT that bad. Yeah, you are,

Monica. [laughter]

Remember if I lived with you? You were

like a little, YOU KNOW,

That is so unfair.

>> Oh, come on. When we were kids, yours

was the only raggedy and doll. It wasn't

raggedy. [laughter]

>> Okay, so I'm responsible. I'm organized.

But hey, I can be a cook.

[laughter]

>> All right, you mad cap gal.

Try to imagine this. The phone bill

arrives, but you don't pay it right

away.

>> Why not?

>> Because you're A COOK.

>> [laughter]

>> INSTEAD, YOU WAIT UNTIL THEY send you a

notice.

>> I could do that. Okay. Okay. Then, uh,

you let me go grocery shopping and I buy

laundry detergent, but it's not the one

with the easy pour spout. Why would

someone do that? [laughter]

One might wonder.

Someone's left a glass on the coffee

table. There's no coaster. It's a cold

drink. It's a hot day. Little beads of

condensation are inching their way

closer and closer to the surface of the

wood.

>> Stop it. [laughter]

>> Oh my god, it's true. Who am I?

>> Monica, you're mom.

[music]

>> You go to bed, guys.

>> All right. Good night, Monica.

>> Mom, you going to leave your shoes out

here?

Uh-huh. [laughter]

>> Really? Just just casually strewn about

in that reckless haphazard manner?

[laughter]

>> Doesn't matter. I'll get him tomorrow or

not. [laughter]

>> Whenever.

>> She is a cook.

>> [music]

>> If it bothers you that much, just go out

and get the shoes.

No, don't do this. This is stupid. I

don't have to prove anything. I'm going

to go get them.

But then everyone will know.

Unless I get them and then wake up

really early and put them back. Oh, I

need help.

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
sleeping /ˈsliːpɪŋ/ A2	verb - in the state of resting with your eyes closed
question /ˈkwɛstʃən/ A2	noun - a sentence worded to elicit information
impact /ˈɪmpækt/ B1	noun - a marked effect or influence
Armageddon /ɑːrməˈɡɛdən/ C1	noun - a final, catastrophic battle between good and evil
reading /ˈriːdɪŋ/ A2	verb - the action or skill of reading written or printed matter
skating /ˈskeɪtɪŋ/ A2	verb - the activity of moving on ice using skates
cover /ˈkʌvər/ A2	noun - an outer protective covering
living /ˈlɪvɪŋ/ A2	noun - the room in a house used for relaxing
shin /ʃɪn/ B1	noun - the front part of the leg below the knee
warm /wɔːrm/ A2	adjective - moderately hot
boring /ˈbɔːrɪŋ/ A2	adjective - not interesting
interesting /ˈɪntrəstɪŋ/ A2	adjective - arousing curiosity or interest
bummed /bʌmd/ B1	adjective - disappointed or upset
digest /daɪˈdʒɛst/ B1	noun - a collection of articles or stories
sex /sɛks/ C1	noun - sexual activity involving intercourse
rock /rɒk/ B1	verb - to move or cause to move with a swaying motion
plans /plænz/ A2	noun - a detailed proposal for doing or achieving something

Key Grammar Structures

• Deep Impact was the one with Robert Dval?

  ➔ Tag Question

  ➔ The sentence uses a tag question ('was the one, ?') to seek confirmation. The auxiliary verb 'was' is repeated, and the intonation rises at the end to indicate a question.

• it is in the living room where there is also a light and no one will kick you in the shin.

  ➔ Relative Clause & Future Simple

  ➔ The sentence contains a relative clause ('where there is also a light') modifying 'living room'. 'no one will kick you' uses the future simple to express a prediction or a threat.

• Damn you, Oprah.

  ➔ Vocative & Interjection

  ➔ 'Damn you' is an interjection expressing strong emotion. 'Oprah' is used in the vocative case, directly addressing her.

• You thought you were going to read my boring book to put me to sleep.

  ➔ Past Continuous & Infinitive of Purpose

  ➔ 'You were going to read' is the past continuous, indicating a planned action. 'to put me to sleep' is an infinitive phrase expressing the purpose of reading the book.