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So, come on. Explain yourself. Geller,

>> first you got my Rachel pregnant.

>> You got Rachel pregnant?

>> Who did?

>> You did?

>> Yes.

>> Yes. Yes, I did. But, but it was it was

just a one night thing. It meant

nothing.

>> Oh, really? That's what my daughter

means to you? Nothing?

>> No. No, sir. Um, she means a lot to me.

I mean, I I care. I I love Rachel. Oh,

but not in that way. I mean I mean I'm

not in love with her. I love her like

like a friend.

>> Oh, really? That's how you treat a

friend. You get her in trouble and then

you refuse to marry her. Hey, I offered

to marry her, but I didn't want to.

>> Well, why not? So you could spend your

time with this

...

>> I'm sorry. Dr. Green. Mona. Mona. Dr.

Green.

[Applause]

>> How could you have kept all of this from

me? I

>> I was going to tell you, but

>> But what? You figured you get what you

wanted, then you dump her like you did

Rachel. Hey, I did not dump Rachel, nor

are we still together.

>> Oh. Um,

can I

Why don't we just let the machine get

that?

>> Hey, Ross. It's Joey. There's a hooker

over here, and we thought maybe you'd

know something about it.

>> No, no, no, no, no. I I I need to lie

down.

>> Hey, everybody. Hey, happy Thanksgiving.

>> Hey, happy Thanksgiving, peeps.

>> Hey, what's going on, Joe?

>> I I I I need a good lie.

>> Oh, okay. How about the whole man

walking on the moon thing? You know,

you can you can see the strings, people.

>> No, no, no, no. I need a good lie to

explain why I wasn't at a work thing

today.

>> Oh, honey, you stink at lying.

>> Well, I do not.

>> Oh, really? Okay, let me ask you

something. Yesterday at the coffee

house, I went to the bathroom and when I

came back, my muffin was gone. Who took

it?

>> Somebody opened the door to the coffee

house and a raccoon came running in and

went straight for your muffin. I said,

"Hey, don't eat that. That's Phoebe's."

And he said,

he said, "Joey, you stink at lying. What

am I going to do?"

>> Don't worry. Don't worry. We'll come up

with a good lie. I'll help you practice

it.

>> Oh, great. That'd be great. Thank you.

>> Sure. What What was the work thing? Uh,

>> pick up grandma at the airport.

>> Oh, man.

>> Oh, look at her. So happy.

>> If only there were a smaller one to

clean this one.

>> Hey, is uh is is Chandler here?

>> No, he's picking up dinner. Why? What's

up?

Paul,

look. Whatever happens, we're here for

you and we love you.

All right.

>> We think Chandler might be having an

affair.

>> What? Phoebe and I saw Chandler with a

blonde woman today outside on the street

and then we followed them to a house in

Westchester.

>> They went in together. I'm so sorry.

Oh my god. Oh my god. That's awful.

What did you think of the house?

>> What?

>> Monica, you understand what we're

saying, right?

>> Yeah, sure. And I'm devastated,

obviously.

Did you think the neighborhood was

homie?

>> Hey, you son of a

Is it me or have the greetings gone

downhill around here?

>> Bie and Rachel saw you with Nancy today

and um they think you're having an

affair. Who's Nancy?

>> What's going on?

>> Okay.

All right, guys. You better sit down.

This is This is pretty big.

>> Yeah.

I'm not having an affair. Nancy

is our realtor.

I knew he couldn't be with a woman for

45 minutes.

>> Nice car.

>> Yeah, it's uh it's not mine.

>> I love your car.

>> Yeah, it's mine.

>> I bet it's fast.

>> Me, too. Yeah.

>> And comfortable. Do you uh you like

leather seats?

>> Yeah.

It's got them.

[Music]

>> Yeah, she tops out at 130.

>> Wow. And that's just in the city. I get

her up to 160 when I take her upstate.

>> Really? You got a place upstate?

>> Sure.

>> Well, I'll uh I'll see you later.

>> Okay, take it easy.

>> Hey,

that's my car.

>> Really? Oh. Uh, but just give me five

more minutes with it.

>> What? What are you doing?

>> Oh, well, I uh I found the keys and now

I'm just polishing her up.

>> But it's my car.

>> Yeah, but it's my wax.

>> Listen, I don't come to this city much.

And I don't know if you're crazy or if

this is some kind of street theater, but

could I have my keys?

>> Sure. Here.

>> I'll uh I'll save your parking spot.

>> Not coming back.

Why not?

>> I live upstate.

>> Yeah, so did I.

>> So the Porsche guy took his car back.

But you found the keys to his clothes.

>> No, I just uh I just love the way it

feels when everybody thinks I own a

Porsche.

>> And people would think you own a Porsche

because you're wearing the clothes. Of

course,

only an idiot would wear this stuff if

you didn't have the car.

>> That is true.

>> Yeah, but only a genius would swallow a

sonic blaster gun.

>> Oh, I've been there.

>> I am going to go drive my Porsche.

>> Joey, you know you don't actually have

one.

>> Come on. What are you doing? I'm in

character. Will you talk to her?

Hey, hey, hey. Careful around my

Porsche.

>> Hi, Joey.

>> Hey, how you doing?

>> He has the most amazing Porsche under

there.

>> I'd love to show you, but I just tucked

her in. She's sleeping.

>> Hey, uh, would you two girls like to go

for a drink?

>> How was your week?

>> Oh, it was good. It was actually the

baby started kicking.

>> How exciting.

>> Yeah, I know. Oh, it was amazing. The

only sad thing is I wasn't around when

it happened for the first time.

>> Oh, no.

>> Yeah, I know. And I I was missing out on

all this other stuff, too. So, Joey

suggested Rachel move in with me.

>> Yeah, right.

>> What?

>> Joey cracks me up. It's like, yeah, why

don't you have your ex-wife move in with

you? That wouldn't be awkward at all.

Huh?

>> Hey, could you imagine? I go away for a

few days. I come back and my boyfriend

is living with some woman. He got

pregnant.

>> So, what'd you tell him?

>> What are you? Hi.

>> Hi.

>> Well, what are you doing here? I'm I'm

supposed to pick you up.

>> Change of plans. I made you a special

Valentine's dinner. Surprise.

Hey.

>> Oh, hey, Mona. Hi. Hi. Or hi, Rachel.

What's she doing here?

>> I have no idea.

>> Um, I'll be watching TV if anybody needs

me.

>> Seriously, what is she doing?

>> Uh, you know, lately she just likes

hanging out here.

>> Why?

>> I think she's lonely.

>> Okay, but it's Valentine's Day. Can't we

just ask her to go?

>> Well, no. No. She's way too emotional.

And by emotional, I mean Christy,

>> I'm not here. That's just my Chinese

food.

>> Oh my god. She has food delivered here.

>> Yes. She's She's emotional, but but

ballsy.

>> You know what I'm going to do? I'm going

to get in my sweats and eat this in bed.

And you thought you was going to be in

our way.

So, okay, why don't you uh open the

champagne and I will be right back. I've

got a surprise for you.

>> You got another ex-wife back there.

>> Why don't you go into your room and try

these on and we'll see if we'll get a

better idea of what's going to work.

>> Thanks. You are such a good friend and

this is so weird.

Ow.

>> Toothpick.

>> Yeah.

>> What are you trying on now?

>> The fruit roll up

>> and

>> delicious.

>> Joey,

>> wait a minute. Wait a minute. We have a

winner.

>> What? Which one?

>> The silly putty.

>> Not so silly anymore.

And what's cool is the character is from

Naples, right?

>> Yeah.

>> My whole family's from Naples.

>> That's great.

>> Okay. Well, I've heard everything I need

to hear.

We just need to uh

Leslie.

>> Uh Joey, this is the awkward part.

>> Oh, hey. Right. Not a problem. I totally

understand. You need to, you know, make

sure I don't have any horrible scars or

tattoos. Don't you worry. I have nothing

to hide.

>> So, there you go. That's me. 100%

natural.

[Laughter]

>> Are your eyes so wide?

>> You tell me.

Maybe it's because I was just fooling

around with my ex. Oh, no, no, no, no,

no, no. That was you.

>> Oh my god.

>> All right.

>> How did you know?

>> Joey told me he saw you two kissing

>> in the park.

>> No, in his office. How many kisses were

there?

>> Just those two.

>> Wh why why why was there kissing? There

should be no kissing.

>> Oh, I'm sorry, honey. I'm so so

I'm so so sorry. I just Ah, but I Oh,

what happened was I I can't breathe. Did

you get me a bag or something?

>> Here. Here.

>> There.

It's the receipt.

>> I'll take it.

>> Copy the bill. We hope you enjoyed your

stay.

>> Oh, we did. And you still have all your

lamps.

>> I didn't factor in the room tax.

>> Oh, dude. Don't worry about it. Uh, I

found an unattended maid's card. We're

way ahead of the game.

>> Oh my god.

>> What?

>> There's There's something new in the

bowl.

>> Look, we have enough. Just walk away.

>> No, but I I want I want the pine cones.

>> There's a forest right outside.

>> It's not the same. Okay, go quick.

Go. Go.

Thank you for a delightful stay.

>> My maple candy.

>> Listen, you want anything to drink cuz

I'm heading up there.

>> Uh yeah, I'll take a coffee. Thanks,

man. Sure.

>> Coffee? No.

>> Coffee? Cuz I'm going up there.

>> Oh, no. Thank you.

>> Do you guys need anything? cuz I'm

heading up there.

>> I'd love a ice water.

>> You got it.

>> Joey, what are you doing?

>> Just being friendly.

>> Joey, honey, I I don't think you're

supposed to go back there.

>> No, no, it's okay. Right, Gunther?

>> Don't wink at me.

>> Put on your apron.

>> Okay.

Don't see you asking any other paying

customers to put on aprons.

Joey, do you work here?

>> No.

>> Waiter.

>> Yeah.

[Music]

>> Joey, what's going on? Why didn't you

tell us you work here?

>> Well, that

was kind of embarrassing, you know? I

mean, I was an actor. Now I'm a waiter

supposed to go in the other direction.

>> So's your apron. You're wearing it like

a cape.

I mean, the job's easy and the money's

good, you know, and I guess if I'm going

to be hanging out here anyway, I might

as well get paid for it, right? Just

feel kind of weird serving you guys, you

know?

>> Joey, come on. I did it and it was fine.

>> Yeah, why would it be weird? Hey, Joey.

Uh, can I get some coffee?

>> Okay, I guess it doesn't seem that

weird.

>> Seriously, I I asked you before. You

still haven't gotten it.

Now it's weird again.

>> I think it's great that you work here.

You're going to make a lot of money. And

here is your first tip.

Don yellow snow

215 coffee house.

>> Excited about our wedding plans. And I

guess pretty soon we'll be making a big

withdrawal from the Monica wedding fund.

>> What?

>> You tell her Jack I can't do it.

>> What happened? You still have the Monica

wedding fund, don't you?

>> We have it. Only now we call it the

beach house.

>> I can't believe you spent my wedding

fund on the beach house.

>> We're sorry, honey, but we just assumed

if you got married after you turned 30,

you'd pay for it yourself.

>> You bought the beach house when I was

23.

>> Which means you had seven years of beach

fun, and you can't put a price on that,

sweetie.

>> I really do feel bad about this, though.

We started saving again when you were

dating Richard, but then that went to

hell, so we redid the kitchen.

>> What about when I started dating

Chandler?

>> Well, it was Chandler. We didn't think

he'd ever propose.

>> Clearly, I did not start drinking enough

at the start of the meal.

>> I can't believe it that there is no

money for my wedding. We might still

have some money if your father hadn't

thought it was a good idea to sell ice

over the internet.

>> It seemed like such a simple idea.

>> Stupid, Jack. The word is stupid.

All right, enough. I don't want to hear

about it anymore.

>> Good luck, Chandler.

>> Hey, I'm here.

>> Oh my god.

>> You like it?

>> Oh my god.

>> It's my new apothecary table.

>> Ros Stevie is going to be here any

second. She cannot see this.

>> Oh, why not? She'll She'll love it. It's

the real thing. I got it at Pottery

Barn.

>> I know you did. I bought the same one.

And if she sees your table, she's going

to know that I lied to her. I told her

that ours wasn't original.

>> Why did you do that?

>> Because she hates Pottery Barn.

>> She hates Pottery Barn.

>> I know. I know. She says it's all

mass-produced. Nothing is authentic. And

everyone winds up having the same stuff.

>> So, come on. She's going to be here any

second. Can we please just cover this up

with something, please?

>> What? No. No. I am not going to hide it

from Phoebe. Oh, although I did get some

great Pottery Barn sheets.

>> Oh, I forgot they made sheets.

>> Yeah,

I still can't believe she hates Pottery

Barn.

>> Ross, get over it. It's not like she

hates you.

>> Yeah, but Pottery Barn,

>> you know, when I think she's just she's

weird, you know? It's because she's a

twin. Twins are weird.

>> Ross, she's not weird. She just likes

her stuff to be one of a kind.

>> You know what's not one of a kind? A

twin.

>> Hey. Hey.

>> Hey.

>> Oh, Phoebe's here. Okay. So, let's turn

on all the lights and we'll just watch

the movie. Okay. Hey. Ooh, cool sheet.

>> Oh, you like it? You want to know where

I got it?

>> Sure. They got They got it at a flea

market.

You bought your sheets at a flea market?

Ross, come on. You got to loosen the

purse strings a little.

[Music]

[Laughter]

>> Hey babes, can you please not put your

feet up on my new

old sheet?

>> My apothecary table.

>> What? No.

>> Ross, where did you get this?

>> I got it at Pottery Barn. Okay.

Oh my god. Baby Pottery Barn has ripped

off the design of our antique.

>> Wow.

>> Oh my god. Well, if they've ripped off

our table, ours must be worth much more

than $1 in $50.

>> Well, this doesn't even smell like

opium.

>> Of course not. It smells like wine,

which you spilled. And thanks for

wrecking my sheet, by the way.

>> Oh, Ross, calm down. I'll give you the

80 cents. So, what do you got going for

the party so far? Liquor-wise,

>> get a lot of liquor.

>> Great. Great.

>> Okay. Now, uh, in terms of the invite

list, obviously I got you, me, and

Chandler, and I'm going to invite

Gunther because, well, we've been

talking about this pretty loudly.

>> I'll be there.

And oh, listen. I know it's your party,

but I'd really like to limit the number

of museum geeks that are going to be

there.

>> Yeah. Tell you what, let's not invite

any of the anthropologists, okay? Just

the dinosaur dudes.

Okay, we need a six-ack of Zema.

>> Hey guys, what are you doing?

>> Oh, just planning my bachelor party with

my best man.

>> Yeah, well, good luck trying to top the

last one.

>> Yeah, see, I don't think it's going to

be that difficult considering this one

won't take place in the basement of a

Pizza Hut.

>> Oh, I'm Ross. I'm Ross. I'm too good for

the hut. I'm too good for the hut.

Look, I got to go pick up Ben. Uh,

everything so far sounds great, Joey.

Just remember, keep it on the mellow

side, okay? Just a couple of guys

hanging out playing poker. No, no

strippers or anything. Okay,

>> you got it.

>> Okay, see you later.

>> Yeah.

>> Have fun planning your mellow bachelor

party.

>> Well, there's going to be strippers

there. He didn't say anything about no

strippers.

>> He just said no strippers. Oh,

>> I chose not to hear that.

Hello. Yeah.

It's time for your massage. Yeah. Put

Put your face in the hole.

Oh, a Swedish massage from a real

Swedish person.

Okay, then I'm Swedish.

So, what's your name?

>> It's a normal Swedish name. IKEA.

Wow, what an interesting name.

>> Yeah, you know, I

>> Time for your scalp massage.

>> Wow, I really love your

Is something wrong?

>> No, it's just um just feels so good.

IKEA.

Oh, hey, say, you'll know this. What's

the capital of Sweden?

Um,

Stockholm.

Damn, I wish I knew if that was right.

>> May I help you?

>> Yeah, I'm a friend of Rachel Greens.

>> Oh, right. Uh, Dawn.

>> Close. Ron.

Well, uh, what can I do for you?

>> Um, well, I'm here to see if if uh

you'll give Rachel her job back.

>> Ah, did she uh ask you to come here and

do this?

>> Oh, no. Well, first I have to get you to

agree. Then we'll see if she wants to

come back.

>> Wow, that is tempting.

>> Look, she loved her job here. Let's face

it, you're not going to find anyone who

did it as well as she did. Isn't that

true?

>> She is good.

>> Oh, I took a shot there.

>> This your son?

>> Yeah, his name is Ross.

>> What?

>> Uh, nothing. It's just it's uh it's

close to Ron.

>> Monica,

>> what time is it?

>> Uh 9.

>> But it's dark out. Um, well, that's

because you always sleep till noon,

silly.

>> This is what 9 looks like.

>> I guess I'll get washed up then.

>> Watch that sunrise.

>> I'm really getting tired of sneaking

around all the time.

>> I know. Me, too. You know, hey, you know

what? What if we went away for the whole

weekend? You know, we'd have no

interruptions and we could be naked the

entire time.

>> All weekend. That's a whole lot of

naked.

Yeah, I can say that I have a conference

and you can say you have a chef thing.

>> Oh, I've always wanted to go to this

culinary fair that they have in Jersey.

>> Okay. You know, you're not though.

>> Let's go.

>> Okay. Wait, what about Joey?

[Music]

Dan Rolos.

>> Hey, you're back.

>> Hey, how was your conference?

>> It was terrible. I fought with my

colleagues the entire time. Are you

kidding with this?

>> Uh, so your weekend was a total bust.

>> Uh, no. I got to see Donald Trump

waiting for an elevator.

Hey.

>> Hey, Mr. Bing. That uh hotel you stayed

at called

said someone left an eyelash curler in

your room.

>> Yes, that was mine.

>> Cuz I figured you hooked up with some

girl and she left it there.

>> Yes, that would have made more sense.

>> You know, I I don't even feel like I

know you anymore, man. All right. Look,

I'm just going to ask you this one time.

All right? And whatever you say, I'll

believe you.

Were you or were you not on a gay

cruise?

>> Hey. Hey.

>> Hey.

>> Oh, hey, Monica. I heard you saw Donald

Trump at your convention.

>> Yeah. So, I'm waiting for an elevator.

>> Hey, Ra. Can I borrow your eyelash

curler? I think I lost mine. Yeah.

[Applause]

>> Joey, can I talk to you for a second?

[Music]

Yes.

Yes.

You and and you.

>> Yes. But you cannot tell anyone. No one

knows.

>> How? When?

>> It happened in London.

>> In London?

>> The reason we didn't tell anyone was cuz

we didn't want to make a big deal out of

it.

>> But it is a big deal.

I have to tell someone.

>> You can't.

>> Please. Please. We just don't want to

deal with telling everyone. Okay. Just

promise you won't tell.

>> All right,

man. This is unbelievable.

I mean, it's great, but

>> I know it's great.

>> Oh, I don't want to see that. I mean, my

mom never thought this would work out.

She was all once a cheater, always a

cheater.

>> Mhm. Oh, I just wish we hadn't lost

those four months.

But if time was what you needed just to

gain a little perspective,

>> we were on a break.

coffee house.

>> You bet.

>> And for the record, it took two people

to break up this relationship.

>> Yeah. You and that girl from the copy

place, which yesterday you took full

responsibility for.

>> I didn't know what I was taking

responsibility for. Okay. I didn't

finish the whole letter.

>> What?

>> I fell asleep.

>> You fell asleep.

It was 5:30 in the morning and you had

rambled on for 18 pages,

front and back.

Oh, and by the way, y u apostrophe r e

means you are. Y r means your.

>> You know, I can't believe I even thought

of getting back together with you. We

are so over.

Fine by me.

>> Oh. Oh, and hey, hey, hey. Those little

spelling tips will come in handy when

you're at home on Saturday nights

playing Scrabble with Monica.

>> Hey,

>> sorry.

>> I just feel bad about all that sleep

you're going to miss wishing you were

with me.

>> Oh, no. No. Don't you worry about me

falling asleep. I still have your

letter.

>> I don't see it going to happen on

anniversary ever.

>> Oh, good. All right. You decided to tell

about the Richard

What? What Richard thinks?

>> Oh no.

>> What Richard think?

>> Simmons. Go with Simmons.

[Music]

>> Okay. I um I ran into Richard yesterday

and he asked me if I wanted to go for a

bite and I did. And the only reason why

I didn't tell you is because I I knew

you'd get mad and I didn't want to spoil

our anniversary.

I'm not mad.

>> Really?

>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. So, you you bumped into

Richard. You grabbed a bite.

>> No big deal.

>> Great.

>> Okay. Lendon one.

>> What? That's my boss. You have to seat

us somewhere else.

>> I'm sorry. That's always Mr. to

Campbell's table.

>> But but but my boss cannot see me. I'm

interviewing for another job.

>> Rachel,

>> I'm on a date.

>> That's great.

>> Yeah, it is. Yeah. You know, it's tough.

Single mom career. You got to get out

there.

>> Well, you've got a good energy.

>> Rachel.

>> Yes. Hi,

>> James Campbell.

>> Hi.

>> Hi.

>> Excuse us,

>> please.

>> Okay.

Oh, well, he's cute.

>> So,

your resume is quite impressive.

>> My resume?

I wouldn't I wouldn't call my my online

dating profile a resume.

>> Dating profile? I'm I'm talking about

the work resume.

>> Whatever happened to just singing for no

reason?

Maybe people found it weird.

>> So,

why do you want to leave Ralph Lauren?

>> What?

>> I I don't.

>> You don't?

>> No, I I love I love it there.

>> Well, if you don't want to leave, why

are we having this lunch?

>> What?

>> It's you go, boss.

>> I just talked to Sid. We are definitely

putting in an offer on the house and

I'll bet we get it.

>> The Hitlers will be so disappointed.

>> All right, I gotta run. Tell Monica I

say goodbye and I'll see you later,

neighbor.

>> Wait,

I just want you to know that I'm so

happy you're going to be here.

>> Oh, me too. Because

that way

we can pick up where we left off.

>> Huh?

>> I never stopped loving you.

>> Oh, mom.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

>> I want you.

I need you. I must have you. Janice

Litman, Geralnick, Nay, Hosenstein.

Chandler,

what are you talking about?

>> Now that you live next door, we can be

together every day. Sid and Monica never

have to know a thing.

>> I don't know what to say.

I mean, you know, obviously

we have this heat between us.

Obviously,

But I love my husband

and I know you love your wife.

I I don't think we should get this house

now.

>> Don't say that. Don't dangle the dream

and take it away.

>> Chandler, one of us has got to be

strong.

>> I understand.

>> Although

maybe just one last moment of weakness.

[Music]

[Applause]

[Laughter]

Goodbye. She moving.

Oh, wait. You know what? I can't I can't

look at it. I can't look at it. Somebody

else tell me. Somebody tell me. Okay.

Okay. Um,

it's negative.

What? It's negative.

Well, there you go.

Phew.

That is that's great. That is really

great great news,

you know, cuz the whole

uh not being ready and kind of the

financial aspects, all that.

Wow, this is so just the way this was

supposed to be.

>> Well, been great.

God, this is so stupid.

How can I be upset over something I

never had?

It's negative.

No, it's positive.

>> What? It's It's not negative. It's

positive.

>> Are you sure?

>> Well, yeah. I lied before.

>> Oh my god. Now you know how you really

feel about it.

>> Oh, that's a risky little game.

Are you really going to do this?

>> Yeah. I'm going to have a baby.

>> I'm going to have a baby.

>> I'm going to have a baby.

[Applause]

>> With who?

>> No, it's still not the time.

>> What? What are you doing?

>> Do you know what just happened?

Yeah, we we had sex and then we fell

asleep.

>> No, we were in the middle of sex

and you fell asleep.

>> No. No, that's not true. No. Best time

ever.

You rock my world.

[Applause]

Monica,

>> what?

>> I was giving you some of my best moves

and you missed it. So, please wake up so

we can do it right.

>> Okay. Okay, I'm ready. Come on, big

fella.

Give me the good stuff.

>> Yeah.

>> No, no, no. Don't fall asleep.

>> Okay, I'm going to make you some coffee.

Oh, I probably won't spill coffee

grounds all over the kitchen floor.

>> Okay, I'm up. I'm up.

>> Do you not want to be seen with me?

>> What? No, of of course I do. Are Are

they gone?

>> Uh, no. They're still here, but I think

I'm about to leave.

>> What? No. No. Wait. What?

You're right. This is stupid. Who cares

what people think? I mean, we we like

each other, right? There's nothing wrong

with that.

Come on,

>> Bert. Lydia, Mel,

>> this is Elizabeth.

>> Hi.

>> Aren't you in my popular culture class?

>> That's right, Lydia. Elizabeth here is a

student and uh we're dating and you may

frown upon that, but we're not going to

hide it anymore.

You are so fired.

>> What? They're going to fire you. You

can't date a student. It's against the

rules. Really? It's not just frowned

upon.

>> Get us all dressed up for the big office

party. Hey, by the way, what are we

celebrating?

>> Oh, we had a lot of liquor left over

from the Christmas party.

>> I think this is so cool. I mean, none of

our friends are here, so we can, you

know, could be a real couple. We don't

have to hide.

>> I know. I can do this. Oh, and I can do

this.

>> We can't do that.

>> We can't do that. No.

>> Hey, Bing.

>> Whoa. Who's the pretty lady and what the

hell she doing with you?

>> I asked myself that very question, sir.

This is Monica. This is my boss, Doug.

Doug, this is Monica.

>> Hi. Nice to meet you.

>> Hi. And this is my wife, Cara.

>> Nice to meet you, Monica.

>> Bing.

>> Okay.

>> Hey, uh, Bing, did you hear about the

new law firm we got working for us? No,

sir.

>> Yeah. Do we cheat him and how?

>> Come on, honey. Let's go drink our body

weight. Huh?

>> What was that?

>> What?

>> That noise you just made.

>> Oh, that was my work laugh.

>> Your work laugh?

>> Oh, can't believe me. If you're going to

survive this party, you're going to have

to come up with one, too.

>> All right. Check me out.

>> Okay.

Says, " $30, father. Same as in town.

Hey, everybody at work loved you last

night.

>> Really?

>> And they like me more just because I was

with you.

>> I think you repaired a lot of the damage

from when they met Joey.

And Doug wants us to play tennis with

him. He's never even talked to me

outside of work except for that time

when we bumped into each other at that

strip club.

Strip church.

Anyway, I'm going to go try to find a

racket.

>> Hey, I thought you already had one.

>> Oh, I used to, but then Joey thought

it'd be fun to go to Central Park and

hit rocks at Bigger Rocks.

>> Hey, Rich. You have a tennis racket.

>> Oh. Um, you know, I lent it to Joey and

I've never actually gotten it back.

>> Okay, good luck with that.

>> Can't believe you let them win.

>> Yeah, at least you hid your feelings

well about it.

>> I was frustrated.

>> It was my racket.

>> I was frustrated with you. If we hadn't

lost the game, they would never have

invited us to dinner tomorrow night.

>> You know what really bothers me is is

how how different you act around them. I

mean, you know, the throwing the tennis

games, the fake laugh, the see you later

bing. Not if I see you first, Doug.

>> I got to tell you, I don't like work

Chandler. Okay. The guy's a suckup.

>> Okay. Well, you know what? Because you

said that, I'm not putting out tonight.

But seriously, I strongly believe that

we should all support President Clinton

and her husband, Bill.

>> So, how do you kids like your coffee?

>> Oh, none for me, thanks.

>> Uh, just a little bit of sugar.

>> Well, maybe I bring it out and have

Monica stick her finger in it. That

ought to sweeten it up, huh?

>> How does that laugh not give you a

headache?

>> Oh, you get used to it.

>> Yeah, I don't think that I can. So, if

you don't mind, maybe this will be it

for me on the work things. Well, so I

laugh at my boss's jokes. What's the big

deal?

>> I'd rather not hang out with this

sniveling work weasel guy when when I

could be hanging out with my boyfriend

who I actually respect.

>> I had to apologize for Carara's coffee.

You know, feel sorry for it if it ever

got in a fight. It's not strong enough

to defend itself.

>> See what I said, Bing?

>> What?

>> It's a joke. Bing, what's the matter

with you?

>> Well, I I I just didn't think it was

funny, sir.

>> Excuse me.

>> Well, I I just

>> Honey,

I just don't think that you understood

the joke.

>> Really?

>> Yeah. I mean, it was really funny. I I

just don't think that you got it. You

see, Cara's coffee is is is weak

tasting. Okay. But what Doug did was was

imply that it was weak physically.

You get it now, honey?

>> I think I do.

>> Thank you, Monica.

>> I thought you could use the help.

>> Coffee in a fight.

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Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
friend /frɛnd/ A1	noun - a person whom one knows and with whom one has a bond of mutual affection
love /lʌv/ A1	verb - feel deep affection or sexual attraction noun - a strong feeling of affection
pregnant /ˈprɛɡnənt/ A2	adjective - having a child or young developing in the womb
affair /əˈfɛr/ B2	noun - an extramarital sexual relationship noun - a matter of public concern
lie /laɪ/ B1	verb - tell a falsehood or be dishonest noun - an intentionally false statement
tell /tɛl/ A2	verb - communicate information
job /dʒɒb/ A1	noun - a paid position of regular employment
date /deɪt/ A2	noun - a social appointment or engagement verb - go out with someone romantically
baby /ˈbeɪbi/ B1	noun - a very young child
marry /ˈmæri/ B1	verb - take someone as a spouse
kiss /kɪs/ B1	verb - touch someone with the lips as a sign of love noun - a touch with the lips in affection
coffee /ˈkɒfi/ A1	noun - a beverage made from ground roasted coffee beans
work /wɜːrk/ A1	verb - perform an activity for pay noun - activity involving mental or physical effort
house /haʊs/ A1	noun - a building for human habitation
car /kɑːr/ A1	noun - a four-wheeled road vehicle
money /ˈmʌni/ A1	noun - a current medium of exchange in the form of coins and banknotes
wedding /ˈwɛdɪŋ/ B1	noun - a marriage ceremony
husband /ˈhʌzbənd/ A2	noun - a married man considered in relation to his spouse
wife /waɪf/ A2	noun - a married woman considered in relation to her spouse

Key Grammar Structures

• >> first you got my Rachel pregnant.

  ➔ Past Perfect Simple - 'had' + past participle

  ➔ The use of 'had' indicates that getting Rachel pregnant happened *before* the current conversation. It establishes a sequence of events. The phrase highlights the accusation and the prior action. "had" is the auxiliary verb, and "got" is the past participle.

• >> Oh, really? That's what my daughter means to you? Nothing?

  ➔ Tag Question - 'really?' used for emphasis and seeking confirmation.

  ➔ The 'really?' tag question isn't seeking information, but expressing disbelief and outrage. The rhetorical question 'That's what my daughter means to you? Nothing?' is a powerful emotional statement. The use of 'means' implies value and significance.

• >> Oh, really? That's how you treat a friend. You get her in trouble and then you refuse to marry her.

  ➔ Present Simple for habitual actions/general truths; Infinitive of purpose ('to marry')

  ➔ The present simple 'treat' and 'get' describe typical behavior. 'Refuse to marry' uses the infinitive 'to marry' to express the purpose of the refusal. The sentence structure is a series of accusations.

• >> Hey, Ross. It's Joey. There's a hooker over here, and we thought maybe you'd know something about it.

  ➔ Conditional Sentence - Second Conditional ('you'd know' - if + past simple, would + base form)

  ➔ The second conditional 'you'd know' suggests a hypothetical situation – that Ross might have a connection to the hooker. It's a humorous and awkward way to bring up a sensitive topic. The 'would' indicates a possibility, not a certainty.