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[English]

what next blow a bubble a bubble's good

it's got a uh boyish charm it's

impish here we

[Laughter]

go nice going imp okay okay it it's okay

all I need to do is reach over and put

it back in my mouth

good save we're back on track and

I'm chewing someone else's

gum this is not my gum oh my God oh my

God and now you're

choking are you all

right oh my God you're choking

yes thank you that

was that was

Perfection here's the thing Janice you

know I mean it's like we're different

you know I'm like the bing bing bing

you're like the boom boom boom Oh my God

I'm so

sorry this is the worst breakup in the

history of the world oh my

God okay how many of those have you had

oh I don't know a

million Chan easy easy go to go to your

happy

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place I'm fine I'm fine I'm fine all

right I'm not fine here she comes she's

kind wait here okay what breathe

[Laughter]

how do you do that I it's like a gift

can I use your phone yeah U but for

future reference um that thing in your

hand can also be used as a

phone yes it's

working why isn't she calling me back

maybe she never got your message you

know if you want you can call her

machine and if she has a lot of beeps

that means she probably didn't get her

messages yet you don't think that makes

me seem a little desperate needy

pathetic ah you obviously saw my

personal

ad how many beeps she

answered you see this is where you'd use

that hello word we talked about I'm not

going to talk to her she obviously got

my message and is choosing not to call

me now I'm needy and snubbed

God I miss just being

needy can you see my nipples through

this

shirt no but don't worry I'm sure

they're still

there where are you going Mr Su man well

I have an appointment to see Dr Robert

pilman career counselor

Agogo I added the

Agogo career counselor hey you guys all

know what you want to do I

don't hey you guys in the living room

all know what you want to do you know

you have goals you have dreams I don't

have a dream uh the Lesser known I don't

have a dream

speech oh I love my life I love my life

a Bryant

song the meeting with that guy went

great so great he showed me where the

restaurant's going to be it's it's it's

this cute cute little place on tth

street it's not too big it's not too

small it's just right was it formerly

owned by a blonde woman and some bears

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so pretty

this must have cost him a fortune I

can't believe he did this come on Ross

remember back in college when he fell in

love with Carol and bought her that

ridiculously expensive Crystal

duck what did you just

say crystal duck

[Applause]

no no no the um the love

part

Fon oh my

god oh no no no no that's good just keep

rubbing your head that'll turn back

time this is UN unbelievable I mean this

is unbelievable I know this is really

really huge no it's not it's small it's

tiny it's petite it's

we uhuh I don't think any of our lives

are ever going to be the same ever

again okay is there a mute button on

this woman four letters Circle or hoop

ring damn it ring

thanks hey you know our phone's not

working

what I tried to call you from the coffee

shop there was no answer I turned it off

Mother of God I turned it

off just like you told her you

did just pointing out the

irony oh I miss you

already can you believe this happened no

no and yet it

did goodbye Janice kiss me

oh Chandler

sorry oh Chandler

sorry hey Janice I'm Monica okay well

this was very

special great you g see who's out

here what's going oh my God

Janice Janice is going to go away now

I'll be right back

oh Joey look who it is

whoa oh good Joey's home now this is so

much fun this is like a reunion in the

hall oh hi Ross yeah there's someone I

want you to say hi

to he just happened to go Hello Ross yes

that's right it's me how did you know

laying off people in every Department

Hey listen I know I came in late last

week but I slept funny and my hair was

very very SC Not you

relax ever have to fire

anyone

Nina

Nina

Nina

n are you

okay yes yes I

am uh listen the reason that I called

you in here today was

uh please don't hate

me

what would you like to have dinner

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sometime and that's the Chrysler

Building right there oh

Nina Mr

Douglas cool

tie she's still here yes yes she

is didn't I memo you on this see after I

let her go uh I got a call from her

psychiatrist Dr fan and and Dr Flynn and

Dr

Flynn and uh he informed me that uh she

took the news rather badly in fact he he

mentioned the word Frenzy

you're kidding she seems so oh no no nah

she

is in fact if you asked her right now

she would have no recollection of being

fired at all none at

all that's unbelievable and yet

believable so I've decided not to fire

her again until I can be assured that

she will be no threat to herself or

others I see I guess you never really

know what's going on inside a person's

head well I guess that's why they call

it psychology G

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sir they're tiny and chubby and so sweet

to touch soon they'll grow up and resent

you so

much now they're Ying at you and you

don't know why and you cry and you cry

and you

cry and you cry and you cry and you

thanks Ross yeah I'm paying you to stop

okay

oh look twins my guys oh cute

cute no fair I don't even have one how

come they get two you'll get one oh yeah

when all right I'll tell you what when

we're 40 if neither of us are married

what do you say you and I get together

and have one why won't I be married when

I'm

40 oh no no no I I just meant

hypothetically okay hypothetically why

won't I be married when I'm 40

no no no no no what is it seriously is

there something fundamentally

unmarriable about

me uh uh

well dear God this this parachute is a

napsack mom everything's going fine

really yeah Ross is great he's a he's in

a whole other place no he's

gone no no you you don't have to fly

back

really what do you mean this might be

your only chance would you stop I'm only

26 I'm I'm not even thinking about

babies

yet we're in a virtual

snow you go

kids and then the peacock bit

me please kiss me at midnight

you seen Sandy o uh I don't know how to

tell you this but uh she's in Monica's

bedroom getting it on with Max that

scientist

geek oh look at that I didn't know how

to tell

you everybody the ball is ding

what the ball is

ding it'll be midnight and the moment of

joy is upon us

looks like that no date pack thing

worked

out everybody looks so happy I hate that

not everybody's happy hey

Bobby happy

new you know I uh just thought I'd throw

this out here I'm no math whz but I do

believe there are three girls and three

guys right

here oh I don't feel like kissing anyone

tonight

I can't kiss anyone so I'm kissing

everyone no no no you can't kiss Ross

that's your brother oh yeah perfect

perfect so now everybody's going to kiss

but me all right somebody kiss me

somebody kiss me it's midnight somebody

kiss somebody kiss me it's midnight

[Applause]

it's

huh wow it's huge it's so much bigger

than the cubicle

oh this is a

cube look at

this you have a

window yes indeedy with a beautiful view

of oh look that guy's

peeing okay that's enough for the view

all right check this out look at this

okay sit down here okay okay this is

great this is

great yeah

Helen could you come in here for a

moment thank you Helen that'll be

all last time I do that I

promise you pick one just pick one here

how about that one that's patio

furniture for what like people are going

to come in and think uh-oh I'm outside

again

F what about the

birds I don't know Birds just don't say

hello sit here eat

something you pick one all right how

about the ladybugs oh so forget about

the birds but big red insects suggest

fine diamonds fine you want to get the

birds get the birds not like that I

won't Kip would have like the birds

hey

kiky what are you doing just trying to

get comfortable can't sleep in my

underwear well you're going

to I've been thinking you know about how

I'm always seeing girls on top of

girls are they end to end or tall like

pancakes you know what I mean about how

I'm always going out with all these

women cuz I always figured when the

right one comes along I'll be able to be

a standup guy and Go the Distance you

know I'm looking at my dad thinking

you're not him you're

you when they were all over you to go

into your father's pipe fitting business

did you cave no no you decided to go

into the out of work actor

business now that wasn't easy but you

did

it and I'd like to believe that when the

right woman comes along you will have

the courage and the guts to say no

thanks I'm

[Applause]

married you really think so yeah I

really do thanks Chandler get

off Chandler's coming and he says he has

like this incredible news so when he

gets here let's all act like you know

hey hey okay never mind but it was going

to be really

good what's going on what is so it's a

typical day at work I'm inputting my

numbers and Big Al calls me into his

office and tells me he wants to make me

processing supervisor that is

congratulations so I quit why why why

this was supposed to be a temp job yeah

Chan are you've been there for 5

years if I took this promotion it would

be like admitting that this is what I

actually do so was it a lot more money

it doesn't matter I just don't want to

be one of those guys that's in his

office until 12:00 at night worrying

about the

wenus the the wenus weekly estimated net

usage systems it's a processing

term oh that ween

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is this is unbelievable it's been like a

half an hour this was a cartoon you'd be

looking like a ham right about now oh

there's the waitress Excuse Me Miss

hello Miss that's

phoi hi hey

hi okay will that be

all wait wait what what are you doing

here yeah um I was over there and then

you said excuse me hello Miss so now I'm

here no no how come you working here

right yeah cuz it's close to where I

live and the aprons are really

cute can we start over yeah okay great

I'm going to be over here

I'm sorry I'm sorry that is it you just

barge in here you don't knock you have

no respect for anybody's privacy no you

wait this is ridiculous just say one

thing what what that's a relatively open

weave and I can still see

your nipular areas I'm sorry I'm sorry I

could I could

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EXC it says to call this number if

you're not completely satisfied with

this candy

bar well I'm not completely

satisfied listen it's kind of an

emergency well I guess you'd know that

or we'd be in the predicament

room hold on fill these out sit over

there look look look look I don't want

to make any trouble okay but I'm in a

lot of pain here all right my face is

dented well you'll have to wait your

turn well how long do you think it'll

be any minute

now I love your mom's books I love her

books I cannot get on a plane without

one I mean this is so cool yeah well you

wouldn't think it's cool if you're 11

years old and all your friends are

passing around page 79 of mistress

hey hey hey she's on

ah not a

beinging before we get to the book now

now what is this about you you being

arrested in London what is that all

about your mom was arrested sh busy

beaming with pride okay this is kind of

embarrassing but occasionally after I've

been intimate with the man now why would

you say that's

embarrassing I just get this craving for

kungpow chicken that's too much

information

[Applause]

all right so now you're doing this whole

book tour thing how is that going oh

fine I'm leaving for New York tomorrow

which I hate but I get to see my son who

I

love this is the way that I find out

most moms use the

phone you know don't take this wrong I I

just don't see you as a mom somehow I

don't mean that I don't mean that bad oh

no I am a fabulous mom I got my son his

first condo

and then he burst into flames I think

it's the most beautiful table I've ever

seen I know so how does this work going

to balance the plates on these little

guys heads cares we'll eat at the sink

come

on heads up Ross score you suck

this guy says hello I want to kill

myself are you okay sweetie I just feel

like someone reached down my throat

grabbed my small intestine pulled it out

of my mouth and tied it around my neck

cookie Carol moved her stuff out today

let me get you some coffee

thanks no oh no no don't stop cleansing

my aura

don't just leave my aura alone

okay I'll be fine all right really

everyone I hope she'll be very happy no

you don't no I don't to hell with her

she left

me and you never knew she was a

lesbian no okay why does everyone keep

fixating on

that she didn't know how should I

know sometimes I wish I was a

lesbian did I say that out

loud all right Ross look you're feeling

a lot of pain right now you're angry

you're hurting can I tell you what the

answer is strip

joints come on you're single have some

hormones see but I don't want to be

single okay I just I just I just want to

be married again

and I just want a million

dollars that was the first day oh

excellent everyone was so so nice see it

pays to know the man who wears my

shoes

me no I didn't tell anybody that I knew

you why not well because you

know they don't like

you what I thought you'd do that

nuh-uh who doesn't like me

everyone except for um no

everyone what are you talking about

don't feel bad you know they used to

like you a lot but then you got promoted

and you know now you're all like Mr Boss

Man you know Mr Bing Mr Bing boss man

Bing I can't believe it

yeah yeah they even do

you they do

me you know like um okay um could that

report be any

later I don't sound like that oh oh yeah

you

do the hills are alive with the

sound of music

[Applause]

my scone my

scone okay I don't sound like that that

is so not

true that is so not that is so not that

oh shut

up Rush 10:00 is it it feels like

two

10:00

what there's a beautiful woman at 8 9

10:00

oh hello she's amazing she makes the

women I dream about look like short fat

bald

men well go over to her she's not with

anyone oh yeah right and what would my

opening line be excuse

me come on she's a person you can do it

oh please could she be more out of my

league Ross back me up here he can never

get a woman like that in a million years

thank you

buddy oh oh but you know you always see

these really beautiful women with these

really nothing guys you could be one of

those

guys you could do that yeah absolutely

oh God I can't believe I'm even

considering this I'm very very aware of

my tongue come on come on here it

goes yes hi um okay next word would be

uh

Chandler Chandler is my name and

uh

hi yes you said that yes yes I did but

what I didn't say was what I was about

to say what I wanted to say was uh would

you like to go out with me sometime

thank you good

night

Chandler hey I didn't know you could

dance what' you

think I didn't know

you we come on you guys it wasn't that

bad I was the lead it was better than

that thing I did with the trolls at

least you got to see my

head saw your head saw your head she

said yes she said

yes awful play man

what her name's Aurora and she's Italian

and she pronounces my name Chandler

Chandler I think I like it better that

way oh listen the Usher gave me this to

give to you what is it the Estelle

Leonard talent agency what wow an agency

left me its card maybe they want to sign

me based on this

play based on this

play hey

don't it's worse than the

thong this is so unfair why is it so I

have a flaw big deal like Joey's

constant knuckle cracking isn't annoying

and Ross with his over pronouncing every

single word and Monica with that snort

when she laughs I mean what the hell is

that

thing I accept all those flaws why can't

you accept me for

this does the knuckle cracking bother

everybody

well I I could live without

it was it like a little Annoying or is

it like when Phoebe chews her head

oh now don't listen to him phes all

right I think it's endearing oh you do

do

you you know there's nothing wrong with

speaking correctly indeed there

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isn't I should really get back to work

yeah otherwise someone might get what

they actually ordered well

oh the hair comes out and the gloves

come

off I don't know why you're so

embarrassed they were very nice

boobies nice they were nice I mean

that's it I mean mittens are

nice okay rock hard place me

[Laughter]

you're you're so

funny he's really

funny I wouldn't want to be there when

when the laughter

stops whoa whoa back up there

Sparky what did you mean by

that well just seems as though that

maybe you have intimacy issues you know

that you use your humor as a way of

keeping people at a

distance huh I mean hey I just met you I

don't know you from

Adam only child

right parents divorced before you hit

puberty uh-huh how did you know that

it's

textbook hey you guys you all know my

Dad hey how long you in the city just

for a couple of days I got a job Midtown

I figure I'm better off staying with the

kid than hauling my ass back and forth

on a ferry

I don't know this one oh this is my

friend Roger hi hey hey good to meet you

Roger you too sir what happened to the

uh puppet guy dad oh oh excuse me so Ros

how's the

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wife for

two uh Chand the quick say something

funny hello and

again hey Mr Mr cik how's life on the

15th

floor yeah I miss you too yeah it's a

lot less satisfying to steal pens from

your own home you

know well that's very generous uh but

look this isn't about the money you know

it's just I need something that's more

than a job I need something I really

care

about and that's on top of the year in

bonus structure you mentioned

earlier dream look ow ow I'm not playing

hard ball here okay this is not a

negotiation this is this is a

rejection no no no stop saying n stop

saying numbers I'm telling you you've

got the wrong guy you've got the wrong

guy I'll see you

Monday man

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Key Grammar Structures

• all I need to do is reach over and put it back in my mouth

  ➔ Present continuous for future actions

  ➔ The phrase "all I need to do is" followed by the present continuous ("reach over and put") indicates a future action.

• I'm chewing someone else's gum this is not my gum

  ➔ Present continuous for ongoing action

  ➔ The present continuous ("I'm chewing") is used to describe an action happening at the moment of speaking.

• you know I mean it's like we're different

  ➔ Informal contraction and comparison

  ➔ The contraction "it's" (it is) and the comparison "it's like" are informal and common in spoken English.

• I'm fine I'm fine I'm fine all right I'm not fine

  ➔ Repetition for emphasis

  ➔ The repetition of "I'm fine" followed by "I'm not fine" emphasizes the contrast and emotional shift.

• maybe she never got your message you know if you want you can call her machine

  ➔ Conditional sentence (Type 1)

  ➔ The sentence uses "if" to express a possible condition and its result ("you can call her machine").

• I have an appointment to see Dr Robert pilman career counselor

  ➔ Infinitive of purpose

  ➔ The infinitive "to see" indicates the purpose of the appointment.

• I don't have a dream uh the Lesser known I don't have a dream speech

  ➔ Interjection and apposition

  ➔ The interjection "uh" and the apposition "the Lesser known I don't have a dream speech" add context and clarification.

• was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears

  ➔ Passive voice with past participle

  ➔ The passive voice ("was owned") uses the past participle "owned" to describe an action done to the subject.