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So,

>> I thought Joey and I would be okay once

we hung out, but it's like we don't even

know how to be with each other anymore.

>> I know it's tough now, but things will

get better.

>> How do you know that? What if it just

gets worse and worse and worse to the

point where we can't even be in the same

room with each other?

>> I'm not great at the advice.

Can I interest you in a sarcastic

comment?

some cheese.

>> Honey, why is the Bruce Springsteen CD

in the Cat Stevens case?

>> Let's just say if I can't find the right

CD case, I just put it in the nearest

one.

>> Okay. Well, where is the Cat Stevens CD?

>> In the James Taylor case.

>> Where's the James Taylor CD?

>> Honey, I'm going to save you some time.

200 CDs. Not one of them in the right

case.

>> Okay, no need to panic. Deep breaths,

everyone. And when you have a second

later, I want to show you why we don't

just trap spiders under coffee mugs and

leave them there.

>> I'm training to be better at a job that

I hate. My life officially sucks.

>> But Ra, wasn't it supposed to be a

temporary thing? I thought you wanted to

do fashion stuff.

>> Well, yeah. I'm still pursuing that.

>> How exactly are you pursuing that?

>> You know, other than sending out resumes

like uh what, two years ago?

Well, I'm also sending out

good thoughts.

>> If you ask me, as long as you got this

job, you got nothing pushing you to get

another one. You need the fear.

>> The fear.

>> He's right. If you quit this job, you

then have motivation to go after a job

you really want.

>> Well, then how come you're still at a

job that you hate? I mean, why don't you

quit and get the fear?

because I'm too afraid.

>> I don't know. I mean, I would give

anything to work for a designer, you

know, or a buyer.

>> I just don't want to be 30 and still

work here.

>> Yeah, that'd be much worse than being 28

and still working here.

>> Rachel.

>> Yeah.

>> Remind me to review with you which pot

is decaf and which is regular.

>> Can't I just look at the handles on

them? You would think.

>> Okay, fine. Gunther, you know what? I am

a terrible waitress. Do you know why I

am a terrible waitress? Because I don't

care. I don't care. I don't care which

pot is regular and which pot is decaf. I

don't care where the tray spot is. I

just don't care. This is not what I want

to do.

So, I don't think I should do it

anymore.

>> I'm going to give you my week's notice.

>> What gone through? I quit.

Does this mean we're going to have to

start paying for coffee?

>> Hey, everybody, stop what you're doing.

I need envelope stuffers. I need stamp

liquors.

>> Well, hey, who did these resumes for

you?

>> Me on my computer.

>> Well, you sure used a large font.

>> Uh, yeah. Well, uh, waitress at a coffee

house and, uh, cheer squad co- captain

only took up so much room.

>> Hey, that's funny. You're funny,

Chandler. You're a funny guy. You know

what else is really funny?

Something else I might have said.

>> I don't know. I don't know. Weren't you

the guy that told me to quit my job when

I had absolutely nothing else to do?

>> Sweetie, calm down. It's going to be

okay.

>> No, it's not going to be okay, Ross.

Tomorrow is my last day and I don't have

a lead.

Okay, you know what? I'm just going to

I'm just going to call Gunther and I'm

going to tell him I'm not quitting.

>> Well, you you you don't want to give

into the fear. You and your stupid fear.

I hate your fear. I would like to take

you and your fear.

>> Hey, I got great news. Run, Joey. RUN

FOR YOUR LIFE.

>> HI. HEY. LISTEN, can we question? When

you and Monica first hooked up, was it

weird going from friends to more than

that?

>> Kind of. You know, sneaking around,

having to hide from you guys?

>> No, no, no, no. I mean sexually.

>> Yeah. Was there a part of you that that

felt like it was really wrong?

>> Actually, no. No, it felt right. You

know, it felt like uh I can't believe we

haven't been doing this the whole time.

I can tell from your expressions that's

the good news you were hoping for.

Well, I'm going to go continue to spread

the joy.

>> Mike thing was interesting. I don't I

don't know what's going to happen with

Phoebe and David.

>> I do. Want a hint? Huh?

I do.

>> I do.

>> Okay. I'm sensing this is some kind of

word play because you are pink with

barely controlled glee.

David's going to propose to Phoebe.

>> What?

Why?

>> Because we were talking about ways that

he could beat Mike and I told him that

Phoebe wanted to get married.

>> Chandler, we have talked about this. You

are not supposed to give people advice.

>> Now, could you have made some sort of

inappropriate joke?

>> I did a penis one.

Just so I know what was so wrong about

what I said.

>> They've only been going out for a few

weeks, Phoebe. is completely hung up on

Mike. She'll say no. David's heart will

be broken. It'll be too hard for them to

recover from. And then Phoebe will end

up alone again.

>> Man, that's some bad advice.

>> And the advances in coating in the past

5 years. I mean, we just got in an

X5000. You know, the X5000 makes an X50

look like a T71.

Hey, it's the dinosaur guy.

>> Hi, Ross.

>> Oh, hi Chloe.

>> I want you to meet some friends of mine.

This guy is my hero. He comes in with

some stuff. He wants it blown up 400%.

We said we don't do that. He says, "You

got to." And you know what? We did it.

And now anytime anybody wants 400, we

just say, "Let's russ it."

>> And that's the only color that comes in.

Yo, Chloe, do you have a quarter for the

condom machine?

>> So, what are you doing here? I thought

tonight was your big anniversary dinner.

>> Yeah, a little change of plans. Uh,

we're going to break up instead.

>> Hello.

>> Oh, hi. It's Mark.

>> Oh,

>> what is it? My breath?

>> No, sorry. I just thought you were

somebody else. Hi.

>> Hi. Well, look, I was just going to

leave a message. Isn't tonight your your

big anniversary dinner?

>> Well, well, um,

>> Ra, are you okay?

>> Yeah, I'm fine.

>> You want to talk? I mean, I can come

over.

>> No, really. No, please. That's That's

okay.

>> All right. All right. I'm coming over

and I'm bringing Chinese food.

>> Oh, yeah. I'm not I'm not hungry.

>> It's for me.

>> Oh,

okay. Bye.

So, what are you going to do?

>> What can I do? One person wants to break

up, you break up. Hey,

>> no way. Come on. This is you guys. Call

her and work it out.

>> Come on. We just had this huge fight.

All right. Don't I have to wait a while?

>> Hey, this isn't like swimming after you

eat.

>> Pick up your phone.

>> The whole swimming thing is a myth.

>> Yeah, tell that to my uncle Lenny.

>> Why? What happened to him?

nothing. He just really believes in

that.

>> And then we got into this big stupid

fight. I just it was awful. I told him

treats me like a park ranger or

something. Oh,

and then

I told him I wanted to take a break. I

don't want to take a break.

>> Oh, I'm sorry.

Egg roll.

>> No.

And then I called him and he wasn't

there.

>> Well, he's he's probably just out.

>> Oh, thank you. That's very helpful. I'm

glad you came over.

>> Hello.

>> Hi, it's me.

>> Hi. Oh, I'm so glad you called.

>> Really?

>> I've been thinking this is crazy. I

mean, don't don't you think we can work

on this?

>> Hey, what do you want to drink?

>> Who's that?

>> Nobody.

Is it okay if I finish the apple juice?

>> Is that Mark?

>> Oh, honey, look. He just came over.

>> Yeah, got it.

>> Hey, dinosaur guy. Look at you so sad.

Come dance.

>> Oh, that's okay. Thanks.

>> Hey,

you don't have to smile. Just have to

dance. Look,

>> I don't feel like dancing. I feel like

having a drink. Okay. Oh, okay. Hey, two

beers. Wait for me.

>> It was a mistake. I made a mistake.

Okay.

>> A mistake? What were you trying to put

it in her purse?

>> Where? Where did he put it?

>> Rosa, you had sex with another woman.

>> Oh my god.

>> Oh god. I knew something had to be wrong

because my fingernails did not grow at

all yesterday.

>> Yeah. Well, I guess they had a fight and

he got drunk.

>> You guys knew about this and you didn't

tell us.

>> He has sex and we get hit in our heads.

>> You know what? I want you to leave. Get

out of here. Just get out.

>> No, I know. I want to stay. I want to

talk about this.

>> Okay. All right. How was she?

>> Uh-oh.

>> What

>> was she good?

>> Don't answer that.

>> I know. She said you wanted to talk

about it. Let's talk about it. How was

she?

>> She was awful.

>> She was not good. Not good.

>> Nothing compared to you.

>> She She was different. Oh.

>> Uhoh.

>> Good. Different.

>> Nobody likes change.

>> Should we do something?

>> Yeah. Never cheat on Rachel.

I'm sorry. Okay. I'm sorry. I I was

disgusted with myself and then this

morning I was so I was I was so upset

and then I got your message and I was so

happy and all I wanted was to get her

out of my apartment as FAST AS POSSIBLE.

>> WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. Wait a minute.

>> What time did your little friend leave?

>> Oh my god. She was there.

>> She was still there. She was in there

WHEN I WAS IN THERE.

OH, just

>> listen. Oh, hey. Hey, the important

thing is she meant she meant nothing to

me.

>> And yet SHE WAS WORTH JEOPARDIZING OUR

RELATIONSHIP.

>> LOOK, I didn't think there was a

relationship to jeopardize. I thought we

were broken up.

>> We were on a break.

>> That for all I knew could last forever.

That to me is a break up.

>> You think you're going to get out of

this on a technicality?

>> I'm not trying to get out of anything.

Okay. I thought our relationship was

dead.

>> Well, you sure had a hell of a time at

the wake.

>> You know what? I don't think we should

listen to this anymore.

>> What are you doing? I can't go out

there.

>> Why not? I'm hungry.

>> Because they'll know we've been

listening. God. And have to hear about

it from Gunther.

>> Come on. Like I wanted him to tell you,

I ran all over the place trying to make

sure that didn't happen.

Oh, that is so sweet.

>> I think I'm falling in love with you all

over again.

>> You know what? I think we can go out

there. I mean, they have more important

things to worry about.

>> Yeah, we'll be fine.

>> Look, Rachel, I wanted to tell you. I

thought I should. I I did. And then

Chandler and Joey convinced me not to.

>> Wax the door shut. We're never leaving.

What do we do?

>> What do you mean what do we do?

>> Twins.

Twins.

>> Taylor, you're panicking.

>> Uh-huh. Join me, won't you?

>> Okay. What do you say we keep one and

then just like have an option on the

other one?

>> We can't split them up.

>> Why not? We could give each of them half

a medallion and then years later they'll

find each other

and be reunited.

I mean, that's a great day for

everybody.

>> Okay. What if the person who adopts the

other one is horrible?

>> What if they're not? What if it's

adopted by a king?

>> Yeah, because I hear the king is looking

to adopt.

>> Michael, we are not ready to have two

babies.

>> That doesn't matter. We have waited so

long for this. I don't care if it's two

babies. I don't care if it's three

babies. I don't care if the entire cast

of eight is enough comes out of there.

All right, let's uh let's start with the

cons cuz they're more fun. Rachel first.

>> I don't know. I mean All right. I guess

you can say she's she's a little spoiled

sometimes.

>> You could say that.

>> I guess you know sometimes she's she's a

little ditzy, you know, and I' I've seen

her be a little too into her looks. But

oh, and like Julie and I, we have a lot

in common cuz we're both

paleontologists, right? But I mean,

Rachel's just a waitress.

>> Waitress.

Got it. You guys want to play Doom?

Or we can keep doing this.

What else?

I don't know.

Oh, her ankles are a little chubby.

>> Okay, let's do Julie. What's wrong with

her?

>> She's not Rachel.

>> Well, uh,

>> he broke up with Julie.

Well, go hug her for God's sakes.

>> Really?

>> Really?

It's always been you, Ra.

>> Oh, God.

Oh.

>> Oh, this is good. This is really good.

>> I know. I know. It's It's almost

>> What do you say we go take a walk? Just

us, not them.

>> Let me get my coat.

>> Okay. No. Hey. Whoa. Whoa. I'll get your

coat.

Okay.

He's going to get my coat.

>> He's going to get my coat. Oh my god.

You can't believe this is unbelievable.

>> What's that?

>> What? Nothing.

>> What is that? It's not my name. What is

it?

>> No. No. See? See? Hey, it's printing.

Hey, it's printing.

>> What is it? Let me see.

>> Hey, someone order a Coke.

>> Ros Chandler wrote something about me on

his computer and he won't let me see.

>> He won't. He won't. He

>> Because Isn't that Isn't that the the

the short story you were writing?

>> Yes. Yes, it is the short story that I

was writing

>> in a minute. Let me read it.

>> No.

>> Come on.

>> Hey, uh why don't you read it to her?

All right.

It was summer

and it was hot.

Rachel was there.

A lonely gray couch.

Oh, look. Cried Ned.

And then the kingdom was his forever.

The end.

That's it. That's all you wrote. You're

the worst WRITER IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

>> ALL RIGHT. All right. You know what?

This isn't funny anymore. There's

something about me on that piece of

paper, and I want to see it.

>> No, you don't.

You know what? Fine. If you guys want to

be children about this, that's fine. I

do not need TO

GO.

>> What is this?

>> That is something that's

>> Ross. What is this?

>> Thank you. Well, good luck.

>> Okay, just just remember how crazy I am

about you. Okay. kind of ditsy,

too into her looks,

>> spoiled.

>> Now that's a little spoiled. He was

supposed to type little, the idiot.

>> Just a waitress.

>> Now that that was uh I mean, as opposed

to uh the um Okay. Is is this over yet?

Ra,

>> I do not have chubby ankles.

>> No, I No, wait. Okay. Okay. Hey, look at

the other side. Look at Julie's column.

>> She's not Rach.

>> What the hell's a Rachel? No.

>> That's some stupid paleontology word

that I wouldn't know because I'm just a

waitress.

>> Ra, come on. Ra. Ra. No, no, no. It's

It's She's not Rachel. She's She's not

Rachel.

Key Vocabulary

Vocabulary	Meanings
quit /kwɪt/ A2	verb - to leave or resign from a job or activity
pursuing /pərˈsuɪŋ/ B1	verb - to follow or seek after something or someone
resumes /rɪˈzʊmz/ B1	noun - a document summarizing one's education, work experience, and skills
fear /fɪr/ A1	noun - an unpleasant emotion caused by the belief that someone or something is dangerous
motivation /ˌmoʊtɪˈveɪʃən/ B1	noun - the reason or desire to act in a particular way
advice /ədˈvaɪs/ A2	noun - guidance or recommendations offered to someone
sarcastic /sɑrˈkæstɪk/ B2	adjective - using irony to mock or convey contempt
temporary /ˈtɛmpərɛri/ A2	adjective - lasting for a limited time
fashion /ˈfæʃən/ A1	noun - a popular or latest style of clothing, hair, etc.
panic /ˈpænɪk/ A2	noun - a sudden strong feeling of fear or anxiety
training /ˈtreɪnɪŋ/ A2	noun - the process of learning skills for a particular job or activity
spoiled /spɔɪld/ B1	adjective - overindulged or treated too leniently
ditzy /ˈdɪtsi/ B2	adjective - scattered or absent-minded, often in a charming way
paleontologist /ˌpeɪliɒnˈtɒlədʒɪst/ C1	noun - a scientist who studies fossils and prehistoric life
waitress /ˈweɪtrəs/ A1	noun - a female server in a restaurant or café
proposal /prəˈpoʊzəl/ B1	noun - an offer of marriage
adopt /əˈdɒpt/ B1	verb - to legally take a child of other parents to be one's own
cons /kɒnz/ B1	noun - disadvantages or arguments against something
hug /hʌɡ/ A1	verb - to hold someone tightly in one's arms, usually to show affection

Key Grammar Structures

• I thought Joey and I would be okay once we hung out, but it's like we don't even know how to be with each other anymore.

  ➔ First conditional (past + would + base verb)

  ➔ The modal "would" is used after a past‑tense verb ("thought") to talk about a possible future situation: "would be".

• Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

  ➔ Modal verb for polite request

  ➔ The modal "Can" is used to ask for permission or make a polite request: "Can I" + verb.

• I don't care which pot is regular and which pot is decaf.

  ➔ Contrastive "which...and which..." structure

  ➔ The phrase "which...and which..." is used to compare two alternatives: "which pot is regular" **and** "which pot is decaf".

• I'm going to give you my week's notice.

  ➔ Future intention with "going to"

  ➔ The phrase "am/is/are going to" + base verb expresses a plan or decision made before speaking: "going to give".

• If you quit this job, you then have motivation to go after a job you really want.

  ➔ First conditional (if + present simple, will/imperative)

  ➔ The clause "If you quit this job" uses the present simple after "if" to talk about a possible future condition, followed by the result "you then have motivation...".

• When you and Monica first hooked up, was it weird going from friends to more than that?

  ➔ Indirect question with wh‑word

  ➔ The clause starts with "When" and forms an indirect question; the verb "was" is placed after the subject "it" instead of at the beginning.

• I'm falling in love with you all over again.

  ➔ Present progressive for temporary feeling

  ➔ The verb phrase "am/is/are + -ing" ("am falling") shows an ongoing, temporary emotional state.

• I don't think we should listen to this anymore.

  ➔ Negative modal "should" for advice

  ➔ The modal verb "should" is used in a negative form to express a recommendation against an action: "should not listen" (contracted to "shouldn't" but written as "should" after "think").